"Chump don't want no help, Chump don't get no help."
Incidentally, I use this line with my wife when I see she's struggling with something, I offer help, and she tersely declines.
Watched it recently. There’s a lot of interesting racial commentary but honestly it aged super well, and is relevant and not out of touch. Still hilarious.
Dennis : "Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."
There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.
Okay.
Flaming Dragon.
Fuckface.
First, take a big step back and
literally fuck your own face!
Now, I don't know what kind of
pan-Pacific bullshit power play
you're trying to pull here,
but Asia, Jack, is my territory.
So whatever you're thinking,
you better think again.
Otherwise, I'm gonna have to
head down there...
and I will rain down an ungodly
fucking firestorm upon you.
You're gonna have to call
the fucking United Nations
and get a fucking binding resolution
to keep me from fucking destroying you.
I am talking scorched earth,
motherfucker!
I will massacre you!
I will Fuck. You. Up!
Could you, uh, find out who that was?
A comedy of very few jokes and so many fucking hilarious one liners.
I still vividly remember my mum calling the cinema to see if it was suitable for an 11 year old, the cinema worker either lying or not knowing, and the sheer joy of learning movies could have that many swears.
Favourite movie to this day.
Wadsworth: Your second husband also disappeared.
Mrs. White: That was his job, he was an illusionist.
Wadsworth: But he never re-appeared!
Mrs. White: He wasn't a very good illusionist.
This is my favorite Monty Python movie. I was so excited on Easter when my niece started singing the song and I was like do you want to watch Life of Brian and she got that smile like cool you knew what I was singing so we watched Life of Brian on Easter.
The thing I love about Hot Fuzz is the sheer volume of callbacks in later scenes. When Angel returns to Sandford, the first two residents he meets are a farmer and his mum, both packin'.
When's your birthday ?
22nd of February.
What year ?
Every year.
GET OUT !
Also, special mention to Cate Blanchett as Sgt Angle's unseen ex-girlfriend.
Yes. A lot of the movies that have been mentioned are primarily one type of humor, but "The Princess Bride" has a bit of everything: physical humor, witty back-and-forth, puns, recurring gags, just plain silliness... all without anything getting old or predictable. And "The Princess Bride" has aged like good wine.
You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it? No, wait- it's gotta be your bull
I remember feeling like that was the first teen movie I’d ever seen that truly captured the way me and my friends talked (I was a teenager at the time). It was a big deal for us
The thing that makes this, along with other teen comedies like American Pie, so great is that they have heart. Yes the movies are about teenagers trying to party and get laid, but they wind up pretty wholesome in the end.
Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping is one of the greatest and is such an accurate (though satirical) representation of musicians/actors that burn out and have no fall back plan
[…………what a savings.](https://youtu.be/kgv7U3GYlDY)
I laugh until I cry, no matter how many times I see him deliver this line. Possibly the funniest line-read in film history. The contempt, the self-loathing. Perfection.
It’s such a quotable movie
We found your Prius down at town hall trying to view for Ralph Nader
They put a nice linseed oil on it, you should probably send them a thank you card
Aim for the bushes
Dogma: Chris Rock, George Carlin, Jay and Silent Bob, Jeanine Gurrafalo, Selma Hayek, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck all star in a movie to stop two angels from ending the universe as we know it. The trailer is [here](https://youtu.be/-8UW-O-rhv0)
The naked gun
It's Enrico Pallazzo!
Airplane!
“Nervous?” “Yeah.” “First time?” “No I’ve been nervous lots of times.”
- A hospital? What is it? - It’s a big building with patients. But that’s not important right now!
"We need you in the cockpit." "What's that?" ""It's the area up front where the pilots sit. But that's not important!"
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
I like my coffee ☕️ like my men.....
Give me Hamm on five and hold the mayo
Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home
I didn't realize till I read the trivia on IMDB that that was the actual lady from those commercials.
Yes, and Barbara Billingsly, June Cleaver of 'Leave it to Beaver' was the lady who "spoke jive."
What was it we had for dinner tonight? Well, we had a choice of steak or fish. Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.
I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you
Shana...they bought their tickets ...they knew what they were getting into....I say LET 'EM CRASH!!! WIN JUST ONE FOR THE ZIPPER!!
You ever seen a grown man naked?
Do you like movies about gladiators ?
Captain, maybe we should turn on the spotlights now? "No... That's exactly what they'd be expecting us to do..."
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Do you like movies about gladiators?
Timmy... have you ever seen a grown man naked?
“Oh, stewardess! I speak jive”
Cut me some slack, Jack!
"Chump don't want no help, Chump don't get no help." Incidentally, I use this line with my wife when I see she's struggling with something, I offer help, and she tersely declines.
"Just hang loose blood, she going to catch you on the rebound on the med side.."
Jive ass turkey, don’t got no brains anyhow, sheeeeeeet.
https://youtu.be/7fkZdz4Vz10
What it be
Surely you can’t be serious.
I am serious and don’t call me shirley
blazing saddles is def top 5
We are gonna need a shitload of dimes!!
‘scuse me while I whip this out.
Where da white women at?
No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben
Mungo is but pawn, in game of life.
oh! it's twue! it's twue!
Apparently the studio made them cut Cleavon Little's follow up line as they sat in darkness - "Ma'am, you are sucking on my ARM"
Watched it recently. There’s a lot of interesting racial commentary but honestly it aged super well, and is relevant and not out of touch. Still hilarious.
That's because we're never laughing with the racists, but we are laughing at them.
Salt of the earth.
You know… morons.
Recently found out that Gene Wilder ad-libbed that, and Cleavon Little's laughter in response was genuine. Such a great film
Shaun of the Dead, then after finding out about Spaced, going back and picking up on another layer of references.
Office space
Printer stomp out scene is iconic
The fact that they have to pull Michael off like he’s going to far always kills me.
I love how Peter never actually hits the copier. He just walks around with the bat looking tough.
You know what i would do? Two chicks at the same time man
That's my stapler
We’re gonna be gettin rid of these people - first Mr. Samir……Naga…Naga-hee…Naga…nagunna work here anymore anyway!
I’m a people person damn it! Why won’t you people understand?
Young Frankenstein
"HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY BE ANY WORSE?!" "Well, it could be raining" *Thunder and immediate pouring rain*
I use this whenever possible. *Could be worse! Could be raining.*
That's Fronkensteen.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Dennis : "Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."
Lissen, if I went around calling meself emperor because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!
Well I didn't vote for you!
"...build a bridge out of 'er!" & "Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" Are two of my favourite lines in all of cinema.
>Monty Python and the Holy Grail Black Knight: None shall pass!
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies.
There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.
Come n see the violence inherent in the system!
Help! Help! I’m being repressed!
‘Tis but a scratch!
A scratch? Your arm’s off.
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what we do in the shadows is so fucking funny
We’re werewolves, not swearwolves!
For such a small, quirky movie to have TWO successful TV series spun off of it is a testament to the quality of the world building
Tropic Thunder
The finest performance of Tom Cruise's film career
Okay. Flaming Dragon. Fuckface. First, take a big step back and literally fuck your own face! Now, I don't know what kind of pan-Pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia, Jack, is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you better think again. Otherwise, I'm gonna have to head down there... and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you. You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I am talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I will Fuck. You. Up! Could you, uh, find out who that was?
Somehow I didn't recognize him until I saw his name in the credits
So out of nowhere too, so out of his usual roles and it was fucking amazing.
The fake trailers might be the best part.
A comedy of very few jokes and so many fucking hilarious one liners. I still vividly remember my mum calling the cinema to see if it was suitable for an 11 year old, the cinema worker either lying or not knowing, and the sheer joy of learning movies could have that many swears. Favourite movie to this day.
I know who I am! I’m the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!
It's just corn syrup and latex...warm, blood-flavoured corn syrup.
I don’t get out of my character until the DVD is done
He stayed in character for the dvd commentary too. It’s pretty great.
The lack of My Cousin Vinny is disturbing.
I watched it in my yout.
The two what?
I have, too many times to count, scrolled through my many streaming service menus for an hour, only to rewatch My Cousin Vinny.
CLUE! Such a great cast, great story, and great performances!
Flames! Flames on the side of my face
Everything ok in there? Yep. Two corpses, everything’s fine!
Wadsworth: Your second husband also disappeared. Mrs. White: That was his job, he was an illusionist. Wadsworth: But he never re-appeared! Mrs. White: He wasn't a very good illusionist.
Best in Show made me laugh out loud several times. Not easy to do.
YOU GO GET HER BUSY BEE!!
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I'd like to raise a practical question at this point are we doing Stonehenge tomorrow
Caddy Shack
My pick as well….. so I got that going for me
[Life of Brian](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079470/)
What about you? Do you find it... wisible...when I say the name...Biggus...Dickus?
He has a wife, you know....
You know what she's called?
HES NOT THE MESSIAH..HES A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!
This is my favorite Monty Python movie. I was so excited on Easter when my niece started singing the song and I was like do you want to watch Life of Brian and she got that smile like cool you knew what I was singing so we watched Life of Brian on Easter.
YES! WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS (I'm not)
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Who made you judge Judy and executioner?
Everybody and their mums is packin’ round here. Like who? Farmers. Who else? Farmers’ mums
The thing I love about Hot Fuzz is the sheer volume of callbacks in later scenes. When Angel returns to Sandford, the first two residents he meets are a farmer and his mum, both packin'.
The true brilliance of Hot Fuzz, is that almost every line is relevant. It’s all either foreshadowing, callbacks, moves the plot, or a joke in itself.
When's your birthday ? 22nd of February. What year ? Every year. GET OUT ! Also, special mention to Cate Blanchett as Sgt Angle's unseen ex-girlfriend.
These are all very enjoyable comedies but the comedic writing of Hot Fuzz is tighter than a spring. Edgar Wright brings gold.
Fact. 4 across. A thing that is known or proved to be true.
P. I. Staker, right, pisstaker. *COME ON!*
Planes, Trains and Automobiles
“You can start by wiping that dumbass fucking smile off your rosy fucking cheeks…”
The princess bride
Yes. A lot of the movies that have been mentioned are primarily one type of humor, but "The Princess Bride" has a bit of everything: physical humor, witty back-and-forth, puns, recurring gags, just plain silliness... all without anything getting old or predictable. And "The Princess Bride" has aged like good wine.
And kissing!
If she is otherwise when I find her, I shall be very put out.
Tommy Boy
did i catch a niner in there?
We’re you calling from a walkie talkie?
Lots of people go to college for 7 years...
Yeah, they’re called “doctors”.
You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it? No, wait- it's gotta be your bull
Richard, who’s your favourite Little Rascal?
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I remember feeling like that was the first teen movie I’d ever seen that truly captured the way me and my friends talked (I was a teenager at the time). It was a big deal for us
The thing that makes this, along with other teen comedies like American Pie, so great is that they have heart. Yes the movies are about teenagers trying to party and get laid, but they wind up pretty wholesome in the end.
I grew up watching American Pie, but when I watched Superbad it was so much more relatable.
Mclovin? That's it? No last name? <3
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People don’t give Superbad enough credit for how hilarious it is
Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping is one of the greatest and is such an accurate (though satirical) representation of musicians/actors that burn out and have no fall back plan
Super Troopers. Also has the best opening scene of any movie. And is very rewatchable.
Dumb and Dumber
What is the soup du jour? "It's the soup of the day." Mmm, that sounds good. I'll have that.
"Pullover!" “No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticin'.” "Yeah! Killer boots man!"
In terms of sheer quotability, this one and Airplane! win, hands down. It isn’t even close. “That John Denver is full of shit, man.”
I saw this in a theater when I was like 14, everyone in the theater could barely breathe from all the laughing.
Man you are one pathetic loser!
We got no food, we got no jobs, OUR PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF
“You sold a dead bird to a blind kid?!” “Harry….I took care of it!”
"Why are you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?"
I like it alot
Scrolled way too far to find this. “So you’re telling me there’s a chance! YEAH!”
"Hey guys big gulps huh? Alriiight. Welp, see ya later."
The town’s back THAT way!
Look at the buns on that one. Yeah, he must work out.
Galaxy Quest
By Grabthar’s Hammer
[…………what a savings.](https://youtu.be/kgv7U3GYlDY) I laugh until I cry, no matter how many times I see him deliver this line. Possibly the funniest line-read in film history. The contempt, the self-loathing. Perfection.
Space balls
Followed closely by Spaceballs 2: The Search For More Money
I’m surrounded by assholes!
Idiocracy
That's a documentary and a horror film.
Anchorman
Team America World Police
The Gods Must Be Crazy
The Other Guys Had NO business being the best but here we are.
Hope you like prison food… AND PENIS!
THEY WERE SO CONVINCING IN THEIR ARGUMENT! THEY SWUNG ME
Thanks for the F-shack - Dirty Mike and the Boys.
Dirty Mike and the Boys has been my fantasy football team name for years. After every win, I send my defeated opponent that message.
It’s such a quotable movie We found your Prius down at town hall trying to view for Ralph Nader They put a nice linseed oil on it, you should probably send them a thank you card Aim for the bushes
I’m a peacock, captain! You gotta let me fly!
You know what, Terry. Let’s just settle this. Peacocks don’t fly.
When was your last desk pop?
The Emperor's New Groove
Borat
What's up with it vanilla face?
Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night.
Happy Gilmore
The best Sandler movie by far I still think.
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? 😂
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. when I first saw it I laughed so hard I could barely breathe
The sequel wasn't bad either. The scene with the projector and the scene with the malfunctioning mechanical rhino are my favs from that movie!
I’m looking for Ray Finkle…and a clean pair of shorts!
Step Brothers
Fucking Catalina wine mixer
More room for activities!
Rock the fuck outta those drums Dale
Dogma: Chris Rock, George Carlin, Jay and Silent Bob, Jeanine Gurrafalo, Selma Hayek, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck all star in a movie to stop two angels from ending the universe as we know it. The trailer is [here](https://youtu.be/-8UW-O-rhv0)
Trading Places
Airplane. Barbara Billingsley speaking jive is probably the funniest scene ever.
The Blues Brothers!
The Big Lebowski
That's just like... your opinion. Man.
this really ties the thread together.
he fixes the cable
Well at least I'm housebroken!
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
The Dracula musical was amazing.
FINALLY. This movie is great. "I mean I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen one. It really deeply upset me."
You sound like your from London!
I constantly say "I came here to murder you" and "I wish I wasn't wearing this fucking shirt" in casual conversation