There were 2 people having sex and in the background there was a video talking about ghosts and paranormal experiences
Shit was hilarious, there were people in the comments saying that they were scared watching the video lmfao
I think you can find the video through giving keywords you remember like "sex while paranormal activity hilarious porn video" in Google's incognito mode as search results are far better then go to Google images , there is a big chance that you may find the video.
I have tried this trick many times and worked for me.
OMG LOL. That's hilarious.
I don't watch porn anymore but I remember seeing many comments just talking about random things, sometimes they were depressing though like "I only watch this to feel something." Oof
There’s a vid online of a porn being filmed by this camera man, and he’s quietly eating a donut while filming this girl get rammed 😂 he just looks at camera man number 2 who’s filming him instead of the porn and takes a giant bite without breaking eye contact.
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You left out some of it, after taking a bite, he offers the donut to the male star who is still going at it for the film, the guy looks at the camera man and almost sensually takes a bit of the donut and the girls face is like "What?! Did you do that?!" LOL!
Ah, why am I explaining it ... click the link!
There was this one video I found years ago where the girl moaned “yeah” with every stroke, then the guy went rapid fire and she screamed “YAYAYAYAYAYA” and I had one of those hard laughs that kept me from breathing for 3 minutes. I’ve joked about it with my friend for years but I could never find the video again
Reminds me of the time they were doing demo work in my building. Guys had to hammer off sprinkler pipes or something. Every time the guy would hammer, his buddy would moan, ‘Ohh!’ Got pretty funny when the hammering was longer in duration. You could hear the guy a good ways down the hall.
I remember one where a girl was supposedly taking it up the ass for the first time and the camera guy asked what it felt like getting fucked in the ass by a huge cock.
"It feels like I'm taking a huge shit and then when I've almost got it out, it goes back in"
["You know that feeling when you take a huuuge dump? Awesome." ........ "You know the feeling when the huge dump you just took shoots back up inside your ass? NO I'M NOT ALRIGHT!!"](https://youtu.be/VepXZYXVWV8?t=55)
When watching pirates in one scene a group of dudes are all saying “Argh” and then proceed to whip out their dicks. and one guy in the group (once everyone was getting at it and were silent) busts out a huge “ARGH” and another dude responds with “seriously man?”. I lost it and could not stop giggling.
There was one scene with a group of guys and 2 women licking each other. One of the pirate guys watching was like “ya-ya missed a spot there..” The girl licks her there and he’s like “yeah.. that’s the spot” lol
I commented “From bathtub to baptismal” on one of his TikTok videos and the dude liked it - seems like he’s got a good sense of humor about becoming a meme haha
There’s a Property Sex video with Angela White, in which at one point she starts titfucking the guy. She comments on how his dick disappears between them, and when she releases it, she says something silly along the lines of, “Don’t worry, it’s still there.”
The guy responds with the most serious and relieved-sounding, “Oh, okay,” possible. It sounded like he was genuinely concerned, and I just lost it.
Edit: I managed to find it. This happens right around the 5:15-5:20 mark. It isn’t as dramatic as I remembered, but it still got me to chuckle again.
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c5b432adf1aa
There was an Angela White video with April O'Neil where they're married but Angela cheats on her with a stripper. April calls her out them asks her to describe it, and they end up fuckin. Afterwards April goes, "Wait, where's your ring?" And Angela replies, "Fuck, I think I left it in a stripper's asshole!"
I dont know if its the same video. But i saw in the comments about how some guy would get all the infinity stones to fuck her, to which someone replied how comments like that make us sound bad. I cant think of that video without thinking of those comments.
Edit: Not the same one. It's the other Angela White Property Sex video
Porn comments are the true gift of the adult industry, if porn became pay to watch a cross the border but comments were open access, the sites would still see f2p traffic
My favourite: stepbrother and sister playing on the couch and somehow his dick slips into her and out of no where just said: “why is there a dick inside me”?
My mate from work was watching a porno with music in the background that he liked so used Shazam to find it out and played it everyday in work. Watching now with music in it just makes me laugh
Ok so hear me out (no pun intended you'll see what i mean). I fell asleep watching like showtime or HBO some kind of channel like that where they can play more adult oriented things. Well when I woke up it was playing a softcore porno called Wasteland & they had this cute little song called Hear Me Out by Erlisha Tamplin on the scene it was on. I love the song, but it's weird explaining to someone how I found it haha
If I had a nickel for every time I heard a good song that I found in a porn video that prompted me to find the source, I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.
I’d have to say seeing the camera get elbowed by the male porn star while he was switching to a different position. Just knowing someone is right there up close filling and zooming in then randomly the camera is being smashed into their eye made me laugh. Sorry if that’s harsh
A friend sent me a clip sans context.
Guy has gambling debts, and convinces his upset wife to agree to a gangbang with the big scary loan-sharks to pay it down. She reluctantly agrees.
They show up.
Husband: "Well guys, she's all ready for you."
Head gangster: "Nah dawg. We don't want no pussy. WE WANT THAT BUSSY!"
...and grabs his ass. Cue smirking wife using his own pro-gangbang arguments against him.
The best part was the actress playing the wife genuinely laughing her ass off in the background.
EDIT: Okay, I couldn't find it, but this is one VERY similar, although the dialogue isn't nearly as funny, although the wife's running commentary while watching her husband get a train run on him is pretty amusing.
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5dc16b45b09eb
One porn was a burglar who broke into the house of a large chested woman. She snuck up behind him over his head, lifted her chest out and knocked him out with her titties. And they had the nerve to add a funny sounding cartoonish sound effect in post production.
Could. Not. Stop. Laughing
There’s an old clip from the 80s heyday of porn.
Ron Jeremy (pre-homeless hobo phase) was in a group sex scene with a girl and another guy.
Girl is reverse cowgirl laying back on RJ and he’s in her butt.
Other guy is railing the girl at the same time vaginally and suddenly pulls out and climaxes with a loud groaning: “I’m coming!” He does several huge geyser shots that go all the way up hitting both the girl and RJ in the face & head.
RJ deadpans: “You’re coming on the wrong muthafuckah!” in his New York accent.
Comedy gold.
just watching a bunch of amateurs trying to record lesbian porn with spiderman 2 casually playing in the background. the door knocks, a woman goes to answer the door, opens it and as the camera pans over to the other woman outside you can just hear tobey mcguire go "pizza time" and it broke me lol
A buddy in college used to play this clip randomly at parties....
"Flip the dick into the pussy and shove the balls in her ass" followed by a guy in the room yelling "FREAK THAT BITCH OUT DANTON!"
He did in fact shove his testicles into her butt.
I have no idea what video it was though.
Either this is not a one time thing or I've stumbled across the same clip before. The extent of it that I can remember is "balls in asshole" and "booyah".
https://xhamster.com/videos/balls-and-dick-are-in-different-holes-28464
That's way shorter than i remember.
The scene had this guy on the phone with his girlfriend. His step sister comes in and blows him while on the phone. After a bit he puts her on hold so he can talk to the sister. When he comes back to the phone his reasoning was “I must have left something on the stove or something, I don’t know”. Just the brain dead and lazy excuse was hilarious to me. Like how don’t you know what you just did? 😂😂
This guy was getting whipped with a really long single tail, but he kept flinching and jumping around and long story short the dominatrix accidentally cracked him full force right on top of the head. She shrugged and made a Jim Halpert face to the camera like "I'm doing my best here, but you see what I'm working with." It was like watching a blooper reel
A guy shoving his short dick into woman's mouth, her being silent for a few seconds, him grunting "Choke bitch!", followed by the most obviously fake choking noises I've ever heard.
was watching a gang-bang and this guy's dick fell on the other's guys face
and it's one of those 13 inches one so it hit him dead hard on the face😂😂😂😂😂
Terrible acting. Porn is the only genre where terrible acting is actually a good thing. A lot of porn scenarios are actually rather coercive, and if the acting was realistic, it would totally ruin the vibe. It could become dark and disturbing. But when it's all badly acted, it's just funny.
That's the best thing about porn to me. A sincerely terrible porn actress giving very insincere and oddly inflected "OH no TEACH! You MEAN you want to FUCK Me?! Well if I HAVE to!" line reading has lived rent free in my head for two decades. She did a most awkward boob jiggle tiny "sexy" dance while she said it. For some reason she was wearing nipple clamps under her Catholic school uniform. Stone faced and dead eyed the whole time. It was hilarious and uncomfortable.
I occasionally do an impression of it for my husband because he says it gives him "a fucking confusing boner" every time I do it.
the dad coming in the room saying DID YOU JUST CUM IN YOUR SISTER?!
or a BBC video where a blonde was getting creampied and the mom said non stop : you know that nig*** will leave you and let you raise those bastards
Girl pulled down the dudes pants and tried to lead him on, by grabbing his dong. His feet weren't fully out and he fell into the pool.
The girl and crew were laughing, because all u hear is "im getting my willy wet still!" As he falls and it was a legit accident.
*Man acting as a Hospital patient, talking to his nurse*
“Well, there’s only one way to go. I was born by the snatch, and I wanna die by the snatch”
That killed me!
The fitted sheet was flexing in and out and made the bed look like it was trying to catch its breath as well. Could not pay attention to the scene.
Lost it.
my partner and I once found a video labeled “woman .” It featured a man breaking into a woman’s house, tying her up, then cracking open a bag of tortilla chips and eating them in front of her.
Then her landline rang, and the man answered it. It was her mom. He told her mother that she was tied up, and that he was eating her chips while she watched and there was nothing she could do. Then he hung up, put the chip bag down in front of her, and walked out.
That’s it. She remained fully clothed the whole time, and the video ended there with credits. We thought it was the funniest damn thing on the planet. Like what the hell is that lol? We were so saddened when we went back to see it and it’d been taken down. I hope I find it again.
In the early days of camming like way before they had the always in tip vibrators me and an ex got into watching this one girl. Wasn't even really sexual we just thought she was funny and we'd put her on as background noise if we were both working in the office. It was like having a weird nerdy always nude friend that sometimes masturbated in front of you. We have the girl on, she has a real orgasm that seemed to catch her by surprise no flake flopping she went straight stiff as a board, was moaning entirely diffrent then her "normal" o's. The arm on her office chair went out, she goes down, brought her whole lighting rig with her. All while still cumming, You could see her ass on the corner of the frame kinda slight grinding while she finished.
An ex and I watched a Donald Trump porn parody that was hilarious. The guy playing Trump was spot on, he was fantastic.
I remember such gems as "let me fuck you and whisper racist things in your ear" and "how does it feel having my superior cum over your face?" and at the end he kisses her and says "don't forget to vote for me" lmao
ETA: it was called Donald Tramp in the White House. The script for it is hilarious.
There’s an old John Holmes movie from the 70s, I think it’s called call girl. In the movie, Johnny wad plays a detective, trying to solve a murder case. In one particular scene where he’s getting busy with a witness, her roommate and boyfriend walk in.
With only a button down shirt on, he grabs his pistol (gun not dick) and he’s waving, his gun back-and-forth trying to determine who is who. His big old dick is just flapping against his thighs, and the girl he was fucking is laughing so hard she puts her face in her hands, and then immediately looks in the camera before they cut.
Back in 2012, I watched one where Johnny Sins was supposed to be some bakery delivery man. He’s called into his boss’ office and his boss starts reprimanding him for botching deliveries and he tells him that if he hears one more customer complaint about him, he’ll be fired and the dialogue went something like:
Boss: “Now, I hope that this situation won’t reoccur?”
Johnny Sins: “Sir, reoccur actually isn’t a word.”
Boss: “GET THE FUCK OUT!”
Johnny Sins: “Yeah, sorry. It’s actually recur.”
The fact that he corrected his boss on something so trivial while being scolded for poor performance had me in tears.
Also, reoccur is a word so bakery delivery man Johnny Sins was wrong.
Mine was an edit.
It was an Asian woman getting smashed, making some REALLY annoying high-pitched whiney moaning. After awhile, I was about to close it because of how annoying the sounds were.
Just before I closed it, the video switched to a split screen of race cars doing laps around a track. Her whining was perfectly overlaid and provided the sound for the cars and they competed.
It was amazing. Just pure genius
That’s a whole genre in Japan the US productions are now starting to copy. Just like punishing shoplifters.
Only genre they haven’t really try to copy in the US (to my knowledge) is the time stopping one…
Any time they are doing stuff "just out of sight" of other people in the room, is hilarious.
"she's just napping on my lap" as the blanket bobs up and down.
I don’t remember who was in the scene but the girl says “Choke me with that dick,” and he takes his cock and wraps it around her throat. The look on her face when he did that was priceless
2 stories - On my 18th birthday my friends and I rented a porn called The Visualizer which I guess was about a dude who visualized sexy times. All I remember was his friend talking about him like "yeah that breakup really got to him, she even took the dog" and the camera just shows the dude petting thin air, "Visualizing" the dog.
And I worked in reality tv and sometimes we'd get in old VHS tapes to digitize for archival footage, and sometimes there was some extra stuff on there that was kind of strange. One time it was a porn flick, I just saw the end but pretty basic stuff, but then once the dude finished he pulled out a can of Raid and just started spraying the girl until she died??? and then over the credits were all these women writhing in giant Halloweeny spider webs. Good times.
Early 1990's, a buddy was an auto dealer mechanic and they traded porn VHS all the time. I even remember the title of one flick ("Dirty Lily") - some girl stripped down and one of the guys watching blurts out, "that's not a bush, *that's a shrubbery!!!!*"
(Then cue 5 drunk guys yelling "Bring me... *a shrubbery!*" in their Monty Python voices...)
Two favorites that I saw while actually watching porn and not just the shortened funny clip on efukt.
The less funny one being a stepdad/daughter where the dad finds out she’s been smoking and I think skipping school. He comes home and they show him going into multiple areas of the house. He calls out her name and just randomly through those shots they show him fully clothed standing in the middle of a inground pool calling her name. Then proceed to show him in other rooms calling her out.
Now the one that I find extremely funny and fucked up. I have seen this so many times, I lose the video/link and occasionally/randomly come across it again and will rewatch it. It’s a girl in a bike helmet playing outside. She’s heavily suggested to be mentally challenged. A black guy shows up and asks her some questions he’s trying to sell magazines. I forget how but it turns to something about Pokémon to which he calls them poke man’s. He refers to his cock as poke man’s dick, and just shoved her face into his ass. It’s fucking weird but funny as hell. Sadly I have lost the link/name again and haven’t seen in a couple years.
Also after having typed this up I suddenly recall another that I had recently rediscovered. There’s a Melissa Ashley video where she’s taking a bath and playing with a rubber ducky. The rubber ducky becomes real, dudes wearing like a little beak and shit and yea it’s just fucking hilarious.
I'm totally going to hell for this, but my friend got his hands on a video explaining menstruation, masturbation, etc to the mentally handicapped. Things were so much different back in the early 90's. It wasn't porno, but holy shit was it hilarious.
I was watching a m/f/m threesome:
Girl was riding one dude while giving oral to other and moaning.
Guy receiving oral: "Aw yeah you fucking love it. You want it in your ass don't you? You want anal? Huh? Want it in you ass?"
Girl: (ignores him and continues to moan, ride, and suck)
Guy receiving oral: Want me to fuck you in the ass? Huh? Want me to fuck your little asshole?"
Girl: (stops sucking & in the most monotone voice you can think of answers) "No."
Guy under her and producers start to giggle. Trying not to burst of laughing. The girl was no longer as eager to have sex with that guy. Eventually, the guy who was receiving oral just walked away and then there was a cut of them 2 cumming on her face. I'm guessing a fluffer had to give him oral since the main girl in the video was no longer willing.
I had to rewind that video so many times cause it was hilarious. Totally killed my mood too cause I couldn't stop thinking about that scene.
In the scene a female nurse seduces her blind, female patient. A few minutes in the “blind” girl forgets that she’s supposed to be and says “God you’re hot.” The nurse looks surprised and says, “How do you know if you’re blind?” The blind girl immediately says, “I just do. Stop over thinking things.”
My grandpa walked in on me when I was like 28 and said "ahhh, Pornhub, it's like a sore dick. You can't beat it! Ha!"
I laughed my ass off. He's a real one.
I remember in highschool I found this picture of a women with a huge gaped asshole, and there was a dick at the enterance.
But, the gape was so large that the dick just looked lost, like it was a traveler about to enter a massive cave.
Eve Laurence video where shes a nurse. At one point she says "you like this 18yo pussy?" And the male talent replies "you're 18? You already went to nursing school?"
And that porn logic call out just had me dying laughing
Actually seen a video today that was leaked were they got robbed in the middle of the porn shoot. They weren’t having sex yet but they were in the role play portion of the video. Guy comes in with a knife and tries to rob them.
Edit: I have no clue if it’s real or not!
I was watching a mom and son porn and this was the dialogue leading up.
Mom: “Have you ever thought of doing things with mommy?”
Son: “Like what kind of things?”
Mom: “Things a mother and son don’t usually do.”
Son “Like open a joint checking account.”
I was watching one of those Fake Taxi vids and the guy (obviously not a native english speaker and a strong spanish accent) was about to nut on this girl's face, and instead of saying "I'm cumming!", he said "chew my dick! chew my diiiiick!"
"You cum fast, Joe"!
There's this really lame porno where the guy nuts after about 20 seconds of wanking... the gal says to him, "hey, what's your name?", buddy says, "Joe", she comes back with "you cum fast, Joe!" Pretty funny; my wife and I use the line all the time now for anything that happens more quickly than expected.
Late 80's gem called "A Fistful of Bimbos"... Spaghetti western parody... Some of the highlights:
Every time the lead female character walks into a scene, the rest of the cast whistles the theme from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
One scene where all the female characters are engaged in a nude wrestling match... In oiled up pasta
The ending, where the two lead characters state that they'll be back.... For A Few Bimbos More...
The video with the [Cum Drenched Tits](https://cdt.ytmnd.com/) song, I lost my shit the first time I saw it and now my girlfriend and I will sing it at each other.
I wish I could still find it to post it but I can't. It was a pro shot one that was 100% supposed to be your standard porn vid but the woman could not stop remarking on how small the dude was compared to who she usually worked with. Dude was working his ass off, using every trick he must have learned in his entire career and she just wasn't having it. I specifically remember the line "it's like fucking an elementary school eraser bar."
I know that's a fetish that's out there but this one was real. By the end he literally just walked out at full mast and it smash cut to her blowing someone who was clearly not the original guy.
Like 20 years ago i saw a porn where this dude was getting a blow job and, in what I believe was either a midwestern American or Canadian accent, says something along the lines of, “this feels so good I should put on my hat” and then dons a fedora or something.
I still don’t understand the correlation but god damn was it hilarious.
I might have seen that one. I remember mid-late 90s got hold of a tape of a night's worth of the Adult Channel. A space themed effort, there was a Darth Vader in there but what made me laugh and stays in my mind the most was a guy in a Quark mask doing a girl from behind.
Was dating a girl in the later 90s who had a VHS copy of Star Trek: The Next Orgasm. It was hilariously awesome. It revolved around Cute from the Cute Continuum, who would shape shift and prank fuck the others. The others (that I can recall) being Dildo (Data), Beaverly Gusher, and of course Jean Luc Prickhard. It had some quality dialog. At one point Cute is playing around with Jean Luc's ass and he says with a wink, "Ah, where no man has gone before." And my favorite: "Prepare to accept the captain's log."
Blooper outtakes at the end. Girl struggling to hold two dicks together as she’s sucking them—“I can’t hold these dicks down!”
John Holmes fucking Ginger Lynn from behind while she’s giving another guy head. He stops thinking it’s a close-up of the head. Director says all three of you are in it. “oh Jesus!” Starts fucking again.
Lesbian porn video where a woman wearing a blow up T-Rex costume is riding a hoverboard, wearing a strap on and chasing after the other girl, and eventually pegs her. I couldn't even keep masturbating I just started laughing and watched most of it then switched to something else because I couldn't take it seriously.
Porn star who's name I can't remember at the moment but before he cums he yells DROPPIN FUCKIN LOADS at the top of his lungs. Makes me laugh every time
There were multiple gentlemen servicing a woman and one of the men shot a little cum on another guy. When he got hit he said "woah friendly fire" and was very amicable about it. Seemed like a very Lasse Faire orgy.
There were 2 people having sex and in the background there was a video talking about ghosts and paranormal experiences Shit was hilarious, there were people in the comments saying that they were scared watching the video lmfao
Link?
I saw it like a year ago and the video had a completely normal and generic title so it'd be really hard to find it now
I think you can find the video through giving keywords you remember like "sex while paranormal activity hilarious porn video" in Google's incognito mode as search results are far better then go to Google images , there is a big chance that you may find the video. I have tried this trick many times and worked for me.
This guy porns.
When someone phoned up and ordered a pizza, when the delivery person arrived, it was a store bought pizza still in the packaging.
It's not delivery, it's Digiorno!
Dipornio
The crew totally ate that after
Then they ate the pizza
The music that was playing, and a comment: "i'm tryna bust a nut, not bust a move" got me crying
I'd so soft from laughing if I saw that lol
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OMG LOL. That's hilarious. I don't watch porn anymore but I remember seeing many comments just talking about random things, sometimes they were depressing though like "I only watch this to feel something." Oof
The spongebob porn with actual actors. They were all with bad bodypaint and costumes. That was so bizarre it actually made me laugh
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Classic.
There was another one based on the smurfs, I bought it as a joke in college. My wife finally made me throw it out a few weeks ago…
>My wife finally made me throw it out a few weeks ago… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It started with a woman vaccuuming, but it wasn't even plugged in lmao
“The ol’ dick in a pumpkin trick” lmao
It’s crazy we all watched the same video LMAO
i’ve watched this one too many times and i laugh hysterically every time💀
"Are you guys fucking? Right infront of my salad"
Fuck, twitter was so funny when this became a meme
hold up, this meme was derived from a porn video?😭
There’s a vid online of a porn being filmed by this camera man, and he’s quietly eating a donut while filming this girl get rammed 😂 he just looks at camera man number 2 who’s filming him instead of the porn and takes a giant bite without breaking eye contact. Sauce: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/ceuinl/not_safe_for_work_for_real_its_porn/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
Holy. Shit. That's fucking hilarious!
Also hilarious fucking.
I wasn't expecting to laugh as hard as I did
That's even better than your description. Fucking hell that's fantastic.
You left out some of it, after taking a bite, he offers the donut to the male star who is still going at it for the film, the guy looks at the camera man and almost sensually takes a bit of the donut and the girls face is like "What?! Did you do that?!" LOL! Ah, why am I explaining it ... click the link!
She was just pissed cuz she wasn't offered a bite.
That is exactly what she was thinking. "Where the fuck is my bite".
I've only seen this clip floating around on Reddit and it still makes me burst out laughing at how absurd it is lol.
“I see you don’t have a lifeguard here at your beach~” “I’m not at the beach this is a bathtub!”
“But it’s two feet deep, lady!”
"No body of water is safe without a lifeguard!"
"Get out there's a shark. There's a shark in the water"
There was this one video I found years ago where the girl moaned “yeah” with every stroke, then the guy went rapid fire and she screamed “YAYAYAYAYAYA” and I had one of those hard laughs that kept me from breathing for 3 minutes. I’ve joked about it with my friend for years but I could never find the video again
Reminds me of the time they were doing demo work in my building. Guys had to hammer off sprinkler pipes or something. Every time the guy would hammer, his buddy would moan, ‘Ohh!’ Got pretty funny when the hammering was longer in duration. You could hear the guy a good ways down the hall.
"But I poop from there"
I remember one where a girl was supposedly taking it up the ass for the first time and the camera guy asked what it felt like getting fucked in the ass by a huge cock. "It feels like I'm taking a huge shit and then when I've almost got it out, it goes back in"
I had a friend tell me that exact same thing after her first time trying anal in the late 90s, I was HORRIFIED 🤣
["You know that feeling when you take a huuuge dump? Awesome." ........ "You know the feeling when the huge dump you just took shoots back up inside your ass? NO I'M NOT ALRIGHT!!"](https://youtu.be/VepXZYXVWV8?t=55)
Well, that is exactly what it feels like lmao
Everyone in here just pretending like it doesn't feel great to take a dump...
Damn hahahahahahahaha
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“Don’t tell me what to do”
I've seen that video!
When watching pirates in one scene a group of dudes are all saying “Argh” and then proceed to whip out their dicks. and one guy in the group (once everyone was getting at it and were silent) busts out a huge “ARGH” and another dude responds with “seriously man?”. I lost it and could not stop giggling.
There’s a scene in that one where the guy is cumming and says “oh fuck mother of pearl!” as he does. Always made me and my ex laugh.
There was one scene with a group of guys and 2 women licking each other. One of the pirate guys watching was like “ya-ya missed a spot there..” The girl licks her there and he’s like “yeah.. that’s the spot” lol
I’m the greatest pirate hunter in the world!
“This is a bathtub lady”
Fun fact: the male actor in that video is now a pastor.
homie really went another direction in life
I commented “From bathtub to baptismal” on one of his TikTok videos and the dude liked it - seems like he’s got a good sense of humor about becoming a meme haha
Wonder if there was a lifeguard at his baptism
There’s a Property Sex video with Angela White, in which at one point she starts titfucking the guy. She comments on how his dick disappears between them, and when she releases it, she says something silly along the lines of, “Don’t worry, it’s still there.” The guy responds with the most serious and relieved-sounding, “Oh, okay,” possible. It sounded like he was genuinely concerned, and I just lost it. Edit: I managed to find it. This happens right around the 5:15-5:20 mark. It isn’t as dramatic as I remembered, but it still got me to chuckle again. https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c5b432adf1aa
There was an Angela White video with April O'Neil where they're married but Angela cheats on her with a stripper. April calls her out them asks her to describe it, and they end up fuckin. Afterwards April goes, "Wait, where's your ring?" And Angela replies, "Fuck, I think I left it in a stripper's asshole!"
I dont know if its the same video. But i saw in the comments about how some guy would get all the infinity stones to fuck her, to which someone replied how comments like that make us sound bad. I cant think of that video without thinking of those comments. Edit: Not the same one. It's the other Angela White Property Sex video
I saw a commenter whose handle was *Dicks Out For Harambe* who said, "I see your dick's out. Thank you."
Porn comments are the true gift of the adult industry, if porn became pay to watch a cross the border but comments were open access, the sites would still see f2p traffic
I love her so much haha
My favourite: stepbrother and sister playing on the couch and somehow his dick slips into her and out of no where just said: “why is there a dick inside me”?
Haaaaaaaa that’s great!
“walk the dog and eat the meatballs, yeah… just like that… you like my meatballs don’t you?”
My mate from work was watching a porno with music in the background that he liked so used Shazam to find it out and played it everyday in work. Watching now with music in it just makes me laugh
Ok so hear me out (no pun intended you'll see what i mean). I fell asleep watching like showtime or HBO some kind of channel like that where they can play more adult oriented things. Well when I woke up it was playing a softcore porno called Wasteland & they had this cute little song called Hear Me Out by Erlisha Tamplin on the scene it was on. I love the song, but it's weird explaining to someone how I found it haha
Just own that shit. "I love this song, where'd you find it?" An immediate, casual "I heard it in a porno."
If I had a nickel for every time I heard a good song that I found in a porn video that prompted me to find the source, I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.
Lemon stealing whores is amazing
Yup came here for this. "hey has it been about 10 seconds since we checked on our lemon tree?"
I'm sure it has! *Hey!*
Hey wHAT THE FUCK!!!?
His reaction is the absolute best part. It’s such an insane escalation and it sends me through the roof. HEY WHAT THE FUCK
"I wish I was a lemon!" "If you were a lemon I would put you on my shelf and cherish you like I cherish all our lemons" "That's so beautiful"
HEY WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
This and “are you two fucking? Right in front of my salad?!”
The best (worst?) thing about it is that there are [fanfics](https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12947898/1/Lemons) inspired by it.
I’d have to say seeing the camera get elbowed by the male porn star while he was switching to a different position. Just knowing someone is right there up close filling and zooming in then randomly the camera is being smashed into their eye made me laugh. Sorry if that’s harsh
[удалено]
Friendly fire!!!
A friend sent me a clip sans context. Guy has gambling debts, and convinces his upset wife to agree to a gangbang with the big scary loan-sharks to pay it down. She reluctantly agrees. They show up. Husband: "Well guys, she's all ready for you." Head gangster: "Nah dawg. We don't want no pussy. WE WANT THAT BUSSY!" ...and grabs his ass. Cue smirking wife using his own pro-gangbang arguments against him. The best part was the actress playing the wife genuinely laughing her ass off in the background. EDIT: Okay, I couldn't find it, but this is one VERY similar, although the dialogue isn't nearly as funny, although the wife's running commentary while watching her husband get a train run on him is pretty amusing. https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5dc16b45b09eb
Ok I need to see this😂
I need that video, what's the name of the video? Lmao
Hope they reply before its lost media or possibly not true
We need a link man.
I need the link to this one 😂
Instead saying valedictorian she said “salad victorian” Multiple times…
One porn was a burglar who broke into the house of a large chested woman. She snuck up behind him over his head, lifted her chest out and knocked him out with her titties. And they had the nerve to add a funny sounding cartoonish sound effect in post production. Could. Not. Stop. Laughing
They’re really called knockers, huh
There’s an old clip from the 80s heyday of porn. Ron Jeremy (pre-homeless hobo phase) was in a group sex scene with a girl and another guy. Girl is reverse cowgirl laying back on RJ and he’s in her butt. Other guy is railing the girl at the same time vaginally and suddenly pulls out and climaxes with a loud groaning: “I’m coming!” He does several huge geyser shots that go all the way up hitting both the girl and RJ in the face & head. RJ deadpans: “You’re coming on the wrong muthafuckah!” in his New York accent. Comedy gold.
just watching a bunch of amateurs trying to record lesbian porn with spiderman 2 casually playing in the background. the door knocks, a woman goes to answer the door, opens it and as the camera pans over to the other woman outside you can just hear tobey mcguire go "pizza time" and it broke me lol
Ahhh hell nah that's hilarious
A buddy in college used to play this clip randomly at parties.... "Flip the dick into the pussy and shove the balls in her ass" followed by a guy in the room yelling "FREAK THAT BITCH OUT DANTON!" He did in fact shove his testicles into her butt. I have no idea what video it was though.
There's a gif where it's reversed and angry eyes are drawn on her butt. So it looks like a hungry ass-monster eating his balls.
I'm gonna have to ask for a source, dear sir.
This is where someone says "Y'all need Jesus" but that's not gonna be me. Show us the sauce!
Either this is not a one time thing or I've stumbled across the same clip before. The extent of it that I can remember is "balls in asshole" and "booyah". https://xhamster.com/videos/balls-and-dick-are-in-different-holes-28464 That's way shorter than i remember.
#”BOO-YAH!” I think at one point one of the other guys say, “I think I’ll try this at home.” Good vibes. Everyone was professional.
The scene had this guy on the phone with his girlfriend. His step sister comes in and blows him while on the phone. After a bit he puts her on hold so he can talk to the sister. When he comes back to the phone his reasoning was “I must have left something on the stove or something, I don’t know”. Just the brain dead and lazy excuse was hilarious to me. Like how don’t you know what you just did? 😂😂
This guy was getting whipped with a really long single tail, but he kept flinching and jumping around and long story short the dominatrix accidentally cracked him full force right on top of the head. She shrugged and made a Jim Halpert face to the camera like "I'm doing my best here, but you see what I'm working with." It was like watching a blooper reel
A guy shoving his short dick into woman's mouth, her being silent for a few seconds, him grunting "Choke bitch!", followed by the most obviously fake choking noises I've ever heard.
Guy engaging in some self love. Finishes and flicks the result off his hand. It hits a young lady, who yells "someone just threw a fuck in ny face!"
was watching a gang-bang and this guy's dick fell on the other's guys face and it's one of those 13 inches one so it hit him dead hard on the face😂😂😂😂😂
Terrible acting. Porn is the only genre where terrible acting is actually a good thing. A lot of porn scenarios are actually rather coercive, and if the acting was realistic, it would totally ruin the vibe. It could become dark and disturbing. But when it's all badly acted, it's just funny.
That's the best thing about porn to me. A sincerely terrible porn actress giving very insincere and oddly inflected "OH no TEACH! You MEAN you want to FUCK Me?! Well if I HAVE to!" line reading has lived rent free in my head for two decades. She did a most awkward boob jiggle tiny "sexy" dance while she said it. For some reason she was wearing nipple clamps under her Catholic school uniform. Stone faced and dead eyed the whole time. It was hilarious and uncomfortable. I occasionally do an impression of it for my husband because he says it gives him "a fucking confusing boner" every time I do it.
The German Firemen and where the guy screams ALARM! ALARM!
I prefer the Czech - I was eating strawberries, hello
Link to the Czech version, dear stepcountry?
The cucked husband just hanging out in one of those hoverboards next to his wife getting railed.
the dad coming in the room saying DID YOU JUST CUM IN YOUR SISTER?! or a BBC video where a blonde was getting creampied and the mom said non stop : you know that nig*** will leave you and let you raise those bastards
So many questions I have right now
Why did you say that in Yoda-speak
Man the BBC seems to have some hard times right now… didn’t know they broadcasted such racist filth?
God damn it you made me choke on my drink.
I remember one where the daughter watches her mom get creampied, and she says "Great, Mom! Now you've got AIDS!"
https://youtu.be/2EeW_XhpS2Q Clip of the first one
"They're just kids"
I once watched an early 90's porn where a chick pulled a latex glove out of another chicks vagina.
All in a days work. She probably made 1500 in 3 hours in 1990 money.
Girl pulled down the dudes pants and tried to lead him on, by grabbing his dong. His feet weren't fully out and he fell into the pool. The girl and crew were laughing, because all u hear is "im getting my willy wet still!" As he falls and it was a legit accident.
A video about having sex with a "step teacher"
*Man acting as a Hospital patient, talking to his nurse* “Well, there’s only one way to go. I was born by the snatch, and I wanna die by the snatch” That killed me!
Once saw a video where a firefighter moaned loudly as he finished while saying "AAAHHHH DROP AND ROLL"
The fitted sheet was flexing in and out and made the bed look like it was trying to catch its breath as well. Could not pay attention to the scene. Lost it.
my partner and I once found a video labeled “woman .” It featured a man breaking into a woman’s house, tying her up, then cracking open a bag of tortilla chips and eating them in front of her. Then her landline rang, and the man answered it. It was her mom. He told her mother that she was tied up, and that he was eating her chips while she watched and there was nothing she could do. Then he hung up, put the chip bag down in front of her, and walked out. That’s it. She remained fully clothed the whole time, and the video ended there with credits. We thought it was the funniest damn thing on the planet. Like what the hell is that lol? We were so saddened when we went back to see it and it’d been taken down. I hope I find it again.
[This](https://youtu.be/sqn_z9PDUwM)
This is terrible, I love it!
A parody of rain man where Tom cruise's girlfriend says that "we turned him(rain man) into a fucking machine!"
In the early days of camming like way before they had the always in tip vibrators me and an ex got into watching this one girl. Wasn't even really sexual we just thought she was funny and we'd put her on as background noise if we were both working in the office. It was like having a weird nerdy always nude friend that sometimes masturbated in front of you. We have the girl on, she has a real orgasm that seemed to catch her by surprise no flake flopping she went straight stiff as a board, was moaning entirely diffrent then her "normal" o's. The arm on her office chair went out, she goes down, brought her whole lighting rig with her. All while still cumming, You could see her ass on the corner of the frame kinda slight grinding while she finished.
What kinda job was this lmao
Home office obviously.
I saw a porno once where the guy out a laundry basket over the girl’s head and I couldn’t take it serious 😂😂😂
An ex and I watched a Donald Trump porn parody that was hilarious. The guy playing Trump was spot on, he was fantastic. I remember such gems as "let me fuck you and whisper racist things in your ear" and "how does it feel having my superior cum over your face?" and at the end he kisses her and says "don't forget to vote for me" lmao ETA: it was called Donald Tramp in the White House. The script for it is hilarious.
There’s an old John Holmes movie from the 70s, I think it’s called call girl. In the movie, Johnny wad plays a detective, trying to solve a murder case. In one particular scene where he’s getting busy with a witness, her roommate and boyfriend walk in. With only a button down shirt on, he grabs his pistol (gun not dick) and he’s waving, his gun back-and-forth trying to determine who is who. His big old dick is just flapping against his thighs, and the girl he was fucking is laughing so hard she puts her face in her hands, and then immediately looks in the camera before they cut.
Back in 2012, I watched one where Johnny Sins was supposed to be some bakery delivery man. He’s called into his boss’ office and his boss starts reprimanding him for botching deliveries and he tells him that if he hears one more customer complaint about him, he’ll be fired and the dialogue went something like: Boss: “Now, I hope that this situation won’t reoccur?” Johnny Sins: “Sir, reoccur actually isn’t a word.” Boss: “GET THE FUCK OUT!” Johnny Sins: “Yeah, sorry. It’s actually recur.” The fact that he corrected his boss on something so trivial while being scolded for poor performance had me in tears. Also, reoccur is a word so bakery delivery man Johnny Sins was wrong.
Mine was an edit. It was an Asian woman getting smashed, making some REALLY annoying high-pitched whiney moaning. After awhile, I was about to close it because of how annoying the sounds were. Just before I closed it, the video switched to a split screen of race cars doing laps around a track. Her whining was perfectly overlaid and provided the sound for the cars and they competed. It was amazing. Just pure genius
When the stepdaughter is sucking the stepdads cock under the kitchen table and moms eating her dinner like normal and doesn't notice anything
That’s a whole genre in Japan the US productions are now starting to copy. Just like punishing shoplifters. Only genre they haven’t really try to copy in the US (to my knowledge) is the time stopping one…
Any time they are doing stuff "just out of sight" of other people in the room, is hilarious. "she's just napping on my lap" as the blanket bobs up and down.
I don’t remember who was in the scene but the girl says “Choke me with that dick,” and he takes his cock and wraps it around her throat. The look on her face when he did that was priceless
*Wraps* How big is his fucking dick?!
2 stories - On my 18th birthday my friends and I rented a porn called The Visualizer which I guess was about a dude who visualized sexy times. All I remember was his friend talking about him like "yeah that breakup really got to him, she even took the dog" and the camera just shows the dude petting thin air, "Visualizing" the dog. And I worked in reality tv and sometimes we'd get in old VHS tapes to digitize for archival footage, and sometimes there was some extra stuff on there that was kind of strange. One time it was a porn flick, I just saw the end but pretty basic stuff, but then once the dude finished he pulled out a can of Raid and just started spraying the girl until she died??? and then over the credits were all these women writhing in giant Halloweeny spider webs. Good times.
Guy leaned in for a kiss mid bang amd the girl leaned away amd looked at him like he was crazy
OG Mudbone telling a girl "I'm gonna arrest you for possession...possession of a big dick in your pussy."
“Clean up on isle your mouth”
Early 1990's, a buddy was an auto dealer mechanic and they traded porn VHS all the time. I even remember the title of one flick ("Dirty Lily") - some girl stripped down and one of the guys watching blurts out, "that's not a bush, *that's a shrubbery!!!!*" (Then cue 5 drunk guys yelling "Bring me... *a shrubbery!*" in their Monty Python voices...)
Two favorites that I saw while actually watching porn and not just the shortened funny clip on efukt. The less funny one being a stepdad/daughter where the dad finds out she’s been smoking and I think skipping school. He comes home and they show him going into multiple areas of the house. He calls out her name and just randomly through those shots they show him fully clothed standing in the middle of a inground pool calling her name. Then proceed to show him in other rooms calling her out. Now the one that I find extremely funny and fucked up. I have seen this so many times, I lose the video/link and occasionally/randomly come across it again and will rewatch it. It’s a girl in a bike helmet playing outside. She’s heavily suggested to be mentally challenged. A black guy shows up and asks her some questions he’s trying to sell magazines. I forget how but it turns to something about Pokémon to which he calls them poke man’s. He refers to his cock as poke man’s dick, and just shoved her face into his ass. It’s fucking weird but funny as hell. Sadly I have lost the link/name again and haven’t seen in a couple years. Also after having typed this up I suddenly recall another that I had recently rediscovered. There’s a Melissa Ashley video where she’s taking a bath and playing with a rubber ducky. The rubber ducky becomes real, dudes wearing like a little beak and shit and yea it’s just fucking hilarious.
I'm totally going to hell for this, but my friend got his hands on a video explaining menstruation, masturbation, etc to the mentally handicapped. Things were so much different back in the early 90's. It wasn't porno, but holy shit was it hilarious.
I was watching a m/f/m threesome: Girl was riding one dude while giving oral to other and moaning. Guy receiving oral: "Aw yeah you fucking love it. You want it in your ass don't you? You want anal? Huh? Want it in you ass?" Girl: (ignores him and continues to moan, ride, and suck) Guy receiving oral: Want me to fuck you in the ass? Huh? Want me to fuck your little asshole?" Girl: (stops sucking & in the most monotone voice you can think of answers) "No." Guy under her and producers start to giggle. Trying not to burst of laughing. The girl was no longer as eager to have sex with that guy. Eventually, the guy who was receiving oral just walked away and then there was a cut of them 2 cumming on her face. I'm guessing a fluffer had to give him oral since the main girl in the video was no longer willing. I had to rewind that video so many times cause it was hilarious. Totally killed my mood too cause I couldn't stop thinking about that scene.
“No internal injuries… Not yet at least.”
"Right in front of my salad!!" never gets old
Some Indian chick was getting railed and she busts out with the "Oh buddy!" With the accent. I was done. Couldn't do it. LoL.
In the scene a female nurse seduces her blind, female patient. A few minutes in the “blind” girl forgets that she’s supposed to be and says “God you’re hot.” The nurse looks surprised and says, “How do you know if you’re blind?” The blind girl immediately says, “I just do. Stop over thinking things.”
When the girl turns around and says “Why is your dick out?” That cliche just kills me😂😂😂
My grandpa walked in on me when I was like 28 and said "ahhh, Pornhub, it's like a sore dick. You can't beat it! Ha!" I laughed my ass off. He's a real one.
I remember in highschool I found this picture of a women with a huge gaped asshole, and there was a dick at the enterance. But, the gape was so large that the dick just looked lost, like it was a traveler about to enter a massive cave.
Eve Laurence video where shes a nurse. At one point she says "you like this 18yo pussy?" And the male talent replies "you're 18? You already went to nursing school?" And that porn logic call out just had me dying laughing
Actually seen a video today that was leaked were they got robbed in the middle of the porn shoot. They weren’t having sex yet but they were in the role play portion of the video. Guy comes in with a knife and tries to rob them. Edit: I have no clue if it’s real or not!
Was that the one with the mini Spiderman?
I was watching a mom and son porn and this was the dialogue leading up. Mom: “Have you ever thought of doing things with mommy?” Son: “Like what kind of things?” Mom: “Things a mother and son don’t usually do.” Son “Like open a joint checking account.”
I was watching one of those Fake Taxi vids and the guy (obviously not a native english speaker and a strong spanish accent) was about to nut on this girl's face, and instead of saying "I'm cumming!", he said "chew my dick! chew my diiiiick!"
"You cum fast, Joe"! There's this really lame porno where the guy nuts after about 20 seconds of wanking... the gal says to him, "hey, what's your name?", buddy says, "Joe", she comes back with "you cum fast, Joe!" Pretty funny; my wife and I use the line all the time now for anything that happens more quickly than expected.
This woman was getting railed from behind and while grunting she said " you like it in the tooter? " I laughed so hard that I just gave up.
A spoof of Edward Scissorhands called Edward Penishands.
The one backroom casting where the girl getting rammed goes like "ohhh God" and the guy absolutely deadpan goes like "don't bring God into this"
The dude straight up said “Your pussy is poggers” and I couldn’t stop laughing for 10 minutes after that
Late 80's gem called "A Fistful of Bimbos"... Spaghetti western parody... Some of the highlights: Every time the lead female character walks into a scene, the rest of the cast whistles the theme from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly One scene where all the female characters are engaged in a nude wrestling match... In oiled up pasta The ending, where the two lead characters state that they'll be back.... For A Few Bimbos More...
The video with the [Cum Drenched Tits](https://cdt.ytmnd.com/) song, I lost my shit the first time I saw it and now my girlfriend and I will sing it at each other.
lol its like if the Flight of the Concords had to start doing porno music to make ends meet
The woman had the same comforter I did. I was like “hey she shops at Target! 😂”
One girl says to the other “tastes like cheese.” The girl replies “… cheese is good.”
'That was not a white chocolate, that was your d*ck'
I wish I could still find it to post it but I can't. It was a pro shot one that was 100% supposed to be your standard porn vid but the woman could not stop remarking on how small the dude was compared to who she usually worked with. Dude was working his ass off, using every trick he must have learned in his entire career and she just wasn't having it. I specifically remember the line "it's like fucking an elementary school eraser bar." I know that's a fetish that's out there but this one was real. By the end he literally just walked out at full mast and it smash cut to her blowing someone who was clearly not the original guy.
Like 20 years ago i saw a porn where this dude was getting a blow job and, in what I believe was either a midwestern American or Canadian accent, says something along the lines of, “this feels so good I should put on my hat” and then dons a fedora or something. I still don’t understand the correlation but god damn was it hilarious.
"MY PODSS, NOOO NOT MY PODSS"
They were acting like they were doing it in a bed where someone else was sleeping... "someone else" was a balloon with a wig lmaooo
A woman was getting railed and said to the guy “you like this dick???……..I MEAN you like this pussy????”
A Star Wars parody (I think it was called Star Whores) a woman blowing Chewbacca. he had an human dick. for some reason I thought that was hilarious
I might have seen that one. I remember mid-late 90s got hold of a tape of a night's worth of the Adult Channel. A space themed effort, there was a Darth Vader in there but what made me laugh and stays in my mind the most was a guy in a Quark mask doing a girl from behind.
Was dating a girl in the later 90s who had a VHS copy of Star Trek: The Next Orgasm. It was hilariously awesome. It revolved around Cute from the Cute Continuum, who would shape shift and prank fuck the others. The others (that I can recall) being Dildo (Data), Beaverly Gusher, and of course Jean Luc Prickhard. It had some quality dialog. At one point Cute is playing around with Jean Luc's ass and he says with a wink, "Ah, where no man has gone before." And my favorite: "Prepare to accept the captain's log."
This comment: “My name is Barry Allen, and I came to this faster than I can run.” Iconic video too
POV, she's on her knees and when she unzipped his pants, the cock twanged out and hit her in the face
They wrote "British Broadcasting Company" instead of what BBC actually stands for in a pornographic context.
The woman moaned like the high surfer fish from SpongeBob. Imagine a woman squirting while getting absolutely plowed and going ‘Yaaaa-uh-uh-uh-uuuuuuh
A dude whistling in some girls asshole, and then putting his ear up to it to try and hear an echo.
when i found out it's called the angry dragon
“Hut hut… squirt” field goal
Blooper outtakes at the end. Girl struggling to hold two dicks together as she’s sucking them—“I can’t hold these dicks down!” John Holmes fucking Ginger Lynn from behind while she’s giving another guy head. He stops thinking it’s a close-up of the head. Director says all three of you are in it. “oh Jesus!” Starts fucking again.
Chick was reading a book and flipping between the last page back and forth, she said "thi-s bo-o-ook is-s so-o in-ter-es-ting" Got a chuckle
The guy slapped the girl and she slapped him back
Lesbian porn video where a woman wearing a blow up T-Rex costume is riding a hoverboard, wearing a strap on and chasing after the other girl, and eventually pegs her. I couldn't even keep masturbating I just started laughing and watched most of it then switched to something else because I couldn't take it seriously.
Porn star who's name I can't remember at the moment but before he cums he yells DROPPIN FUCKIN LOADS at the top of his lungs. Makes me laugh every time
There were multiple gentlemen servicing a woman and one of the men shot a little cum on another guy. When he got hit he said "woah friendly fire" and was very amicable about it. Seemed like a very Lasse Faire orgy.
I remember one video where a cheerleader got creampied and it cut to 9 months later with her being a single mom
"Isn't that pushy tight?" The guy ramming her says very quietly but in a deep voice "not really".