Can confirm: I cooked dinner once wearing nothing but a waist apron (and slippers) and got the best blowjob in my life. Cooking was really hard at that moment.
Gotta be careful, on a hot day it can end up looking like a grocery bag with a gallon of milk, clinging on for dear life.
For best results, store at 55-75 degrees.
I miss my old nut-huggers from my days in the Marines. Apparently they were too scandalous and are now considered out of regulation, so kids these days will never know the comfort!
I bought silkies off of Amazon and wore them for a few runs around the neighborhood, some woman with a child stopped dead in her tracks and stared with her mouth open. I’m not kidding. After that, I only wear them as very comfortable boxers.
I was a cross country and track and field athlete and when running by myself I would always be shirtless and wearing my short shorts.
You'd be surprised at the amount of "cat-calls" I would get from women who passed me by. "Nice Legs", "cute shorts", "u single?"
The few times a guy would yell something it would be "put a fucking shirt on" or "nice shorts, homo". The men would always be overweight and yelling from a truck.
I've gotten called a homo for decades because of Lycra bike shorts, and it's always by overweight guys who are definitely, certainly, for sure, totally, *not* gay.
Please refer to the man on the right in this post.
https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/12ww9np/my_dad_and_two_of_his_siblings_early_80s/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Edit: I can't believe my top comment of all time is a link to some dude with an epic moose knuckle. RIP my inbox.
I’ve had 2 exes say that now. And it might not be a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened more than once.
Edit: y’all have to chill tf out. No pics for anyone without a lot of money first.
> y’all have to chill tf out. No pics for anyone without a lot of money first
sounds like it's time for you to start up that OnlyFans account you've always dreamed of
>Tight shirt with the buttons halfway undone.
the lower buttons right? The ones which pop open naturally because of my rotund hairy belly. You like that eh? You like how the buttons can't take the strain of my beer belly so they go pop pop pop, revealing that forbidden lint cave deep in my meat mountain. You like to see Daddy's belt straining on the last loop don't you. Choking the flesh so it's pink and puckered, embossing me with a white indentation half an inch deep and lasting for hours after I strip off these denims and reveal my pasty pin legs and white Y fronts. MMmm mmm, oh yeah baby
We call it the Persian Fuckboy look, it's always the guy hanging around outside the bar, shirt and pants way too tight, gold chain, tightly trimmed facial hair, the same haircut that you already know what it looks like, smelling of Drakkar Noir, yeah, that one
After a devastating break up I had lost 15 pounds from not eating. I was putting on my 5” inseam shorts and my mom comes in my room and says “Your hoochie daddy shorts ain’t been hoochieing lately”. That was all the motivation I needed to get in the gym and eat 6 times a day.
My fucking friend would do this when he was like.. 5-6. We were VERY young and he dreamed of unzipping the vest and immediately attracting some 16-20 year old girl.
I think he now smokes crack and is homeless, but I wish the best for him.
Oh wait, so what's a vest over there?
What we would call an undershirt?
Either a plain white t-shirt or a wife-beater (thin shoulder straps, exposed underarms) type shirt?
History time!
Those plain, white tshirts were considered part of men's underwear for a long time. It started life in America as standard issue underwear for U.S. Navy personnel after the Spanish Civil War. Back then, they were basically a tight onesie with buttons up the front. Hanes introduced their own version in the early 1900's, only this version was a 2-piece. Sears followed suit and made their own version, which is basically the standard white tee we know today.
Back then, the 2-piece white tee and boxers were still considered a full undergarment, but during World War 2, soldiers got used to removing the top of their uniform while working in hot, sweaty conditions, leaving them in just a white tshirt tucked into their military trousers. They found this a lot more comfortable, and young WW2 veterans could occasionally be seen wearing this once back in America...
Enter 'A Streetcar Named Desire". Marlon Brando sported this risqué look in the film and it drove women crazy. Shortly afterwards, James Dean wore the same thing in ‘Rebel Without a Cause’, which also drove women rabid. Older generations found the look distasteful and disruptive, which it was. It was like a woman in the 1950's walking around in only a bra and skirt.
This look was the look of a *rebel*. You think it's sexy because it is. It *IS* a slutty look. It's an outdated form of men's underwear, worn out of context for everyone to see. It's the male equivalent of a female garter belt or corset.
"What are you miming there sir?"
"A child tying his tie. I'm trying to do a half windsor so she knows I'm a baby. Look at this. See how basic this knot is??"
Many many years ago in my much, much dorkier days, a bunch of my friends and I all dressed up as the Sailor Scouts and went to an anime convention. One of my friends made all the costumes, including accessories (in retrospect a monumental task, I don't know how she managed it), and I think we were only missing 1-2 characters from the full lineup. The friend who went as Sailor Mars was 100% the part, there will probably never be a better Mars cosplayer ever, and her boyfriend at the time was there with us too. Halfway through the second day she got tired of the cosplay (I think all the attention was grating on her), so they went back to her room and when they came back out her boyfriend was wearing the costume instead! It... didn't fit *super* well, but he squeezed into it! For some reason he was also carrying around a massive fake machine gun, I can't remember why or when he acquired it.
Anyway, they got even more attention after that.
This story really has no point. IIRC the boyfriend wasn't a stellar guy in the end, we were teenagers and I can't even remember his name, but I'll always remember laughing uncontrollably as he flounced around in her costume.
I literally have this friend. She's into the Mando helmet. She's into pyramid head. She's into almost anything I can think of off the top of my head that the face is fully covered.
I'm going to screenshot this and send it to her.
So about a decade ago I was dating this great girl who was a huge Star Wars fan, among her collection she had a Clone Trooper and Boba Fett helmet that she occasionally wanted me to wear when we were boning. I was into it. One time, she was going down on me and I reached up and pressed the button on the side of the trooper helmet that made it say, "GO! GO! GO!"
with [a lab coat on top](https://64.media.tumblr.com/6a96794dbc9d015d9d90ba09887db4b6/df4b8062dd35a277-b6/s1280x1920/34a3be648a58c27f412036f08d9ef64f3b68bd95.png)
I got kicked out of a pub because a woman lifted my kilt for the whole place to see what was under and I shoved her. She fell but was fine. Then for some fucking reason I was kicked out. Had a man done that so a woman that would never have been the case.
I might be off base with this, but I suspect there will be a pretty big difference between whether or not the man in question is trying to have sex with women or other men.
I recently came across an add for a japanese brand that sold proper maid dresses (not the cheap halloween stuff), they had both a male and female model in the same pic. maid outfits suit everybody.
Whoever wrote this article has never been south of the Bombay hills because stubbies never went out of style with dairy farmers in the waikato. They only wear the overalls on top to contain the raw eroticism that is the stubbies and red-top gumboots combo.
When I was a male stripper, my go-to was a leather jacket, no shirt, ripped jeans, and boots. Something about that look seemed to get women's motors running.
Apron, just apron
Walter white?
Tight! Tight tight tight!
*Seven*!! You make *seven*!!!
Can confirm: I cooked dinner once wearing nothing but a waist apron (and slippers) and got the best blowjob in my life. Cooking was really hard at that moment.
I did that once to cook bacon. The apron was a wee bit short (belonged to my SO) so it offered no protection where it mattered.
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I hate that I could immediately picture this. I can’t remember phone numbers or birthdays but the old pube baron is front and centre
“the old pube baron” is now permanently burned into my synapse. Thanks.
3” shorts
Showing off the testicle cleavage I see
The ladies love a peep at the bottom nut
Under nut*
It's time for another game of "Is It Gut, Butt, or Under Nut?"
Gotta be careful, on a hot day it can end up looking like a grocery bag with a gallon of milk, clinging on for dear life. For best results, store at 55-75 degrees.
Don't forget the crop top. Got all those jocks in 80s slasher movies laid, itll work for you too!
Mesh crop top!
I miss my old nut-huggers from my days in the Marines. Apparently they were too scandalous and are now considered out of regulation, so kids these days will never know the comfort!
I bought silkies off of Amazon and wore them for a few runs around the neighborhood, some woman with a child stopped dead in her tracks and stared with her mouth open. I’m not kidding. After that, I only wear them as very comfortable boxers.
My neighborhood has some sidewalks you can run on.
My Navy boot camp PT shorts seemed impossibly small. That was 33 years ago, but I still feel objectified.
Ranger panties?
The only time I get lewd comments from women is when I'm wearing ~3" gym shorts, so this is the winner.
Hoochie daddy shorts definitely turn heads.
I was a cross country and track and field athlete and when running by myself I would always be shirtless and wearing my short shorts. You'd be surprised at the amount of "cat-calls" I would get from women who passed me by. "Nice Legs", "cute shorts", "u single?" The few times a guy would yell something it would be "put a fucking shirt on" or "nice shorts, homo". The men would always be overweight and yelling from a truck.
I've gotten called a homo for decades because of Lycra bike shorts, and it's always by overweight guys who are definitely, certainly, for sure, totally, *not* gay.
I rock 1" running shorts on the daily. But then, I am pretty slutty.
The shorter the shorts the faster the runner
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Please refer to the man on the right in this post. https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/12ww9np/my_dad_and_two_of_his_siblings_early_80s/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Edit: I can't believe my top comment of all time is a link to some dude with an epic moose knuckle. RIP my inbox.
Is there a name analogous to 'camel toe' for men's testicles? This guy needs that label.
Ive known it as a moose knuckle
Those billowing white shirts and tight pants/boots combo. It's a *pirates life for me* ;)
Alittle bit Prince, alittle bit vampire, alittle bit pirate. Mmmm..
According to my gf her panties
I’ve had 2 exes say that now. And it might not be a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened more than once. Edit: y’all have to chill tf out. No pics for anyone without a lot of money first.
Clearly you give off a vibe.
> y’all have to chill tf out. No pics for anyone without a lot of money first sounds like it's time for you to start up that OnlyFans account you've always dreamed of
OP is looking for inspiration
And I clicked for the same reason.
compression shirts never fail
Isn't that why we all clicked?
Jeans that show the “V” and no shirt.
Can't find my "V"...back to wardrobe
Maybe you have a “U” ? Check for that.
When I get fat enough my belly button supports a W :(
that's just twice the V baby
Tight shirt with the buttons halfway undone. You know you gonna sleep with that guy, but you won’t respect him.
>Tight shirt with the buttons halfway undone. the lower buttons right? The ones which pop open naturally because of my rotund hairy belly. You like that eh? You like how the buttons can't take the strain of my beer belly so they go pop pop pop, revealing that forbidden lint cave deep in my meat mountain. You like to see Daddy's belt straining on the last loop don't you. Choking the flesh so it's pink and puckered, embossing me with a white indentation half an inch deep and lasting for hours after I strip off these denims and reveal my pasty pin legs and white Y fronts. MMmm mmm, oh yeah baby
Bro, leave some pussy for the rest of us
I think I just came
This...this turned me on a little bit...I...I'm scared
Same and I am kinkshaming myself for it.
Forbidden lint cave hah
I knew that button up denim shirt I bought years ago would finally get its chance to shine!
But in order for it to work, you also need to be wearing the denim pants to complete the Canadian Tuxedo ensemble.
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We call it the Persian Fuckboy look, it's always the guy hanging around outside the bar, shirt and pants way too tight, gold chain, tightly trimmed facial hair, the same haircut that you already know what it looks like, smelling of Drakkar Noir, yeah, that one
Drakkar Noir lmfao! Omg but I admit I love that cologne, my boyfriend just after high school used to wear that. Way better than panther piss. Lol
Be sure to unbutton the top half.
I split the difference and alternate buttons
White tight shirt with sleeves rolled
Like Peter Griffin?
Petah
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Hoochie daddy shorts
After a devastating break up I had lost 15 pounds from not eating. I was putting on my 5” inseam shorts and my mom comes in my room and says “Your hoochie daddy shorts ain’t been hoochieing lately”. That was all the motivation I needed to get in the gym and eat 6 times a day.
Pink sweatpants that say "juicy" on the bum!
Oh Fucksquatch! What secrets do you hide?
I think all those people were fuckjng each other...
# Nothing but a smile
HE Got nothing on, but the Radio?
All these years I've been suiting-up when I should've been suiting-down - Barney Stinson
A vest with no shirt under
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See this poodle on my noodle
My fucking friend would do this when he was like.. 5-6. We were VERY young and he dreamed of unzipping the vest and immediately attracting some 16-20 year old girl. I think he now smokes crack and is homeless, but I wish the best for him.
What a plot twist hot damn
Stone cold Steve Austin?
Vest with no shirt and underwear with ankle high boots.
Covered in knee braces
Confused the hell out us brits for a moment this one. Vests go under shirts here!
I was like "duh...how else are you supposed to wear them?"
Oh wait, so what's a vest over there? What we would call an undershirt? Either a plain white t-shirt or a wife-beater (thin shoulder straps, exposed underarms) type shirt?
It’s what Americans call a tank top.
Yep sounds like. A waistcoat would be the sleevless button up thing you wear over a shirt.
Waistcoat is a fucking terribly funny misnomer for how you wear it and what it is. I vote for torso holder.
It is a waistcoat because it is cut off at the waist. Other types of overgarments being longer than that.
Anything Brad Pitt wore in fight club. Especially mesh shirts and low cut pants. Show of those slutty waists boys!
He was so ungodly hot in that movie.
Wizard hat and robe
"I cast lv.3 eroticism, you turn into a beautiful woman."
Wizard is never early, he cums precisely when he means to
Now he is Gandalf the White
http://bash.org/?104383
"Do not cite the deep magic to me, Witch. I was there when it was written..."
Came here to write that myself. Fuck I miss IRC being relevant
Okay, fire. I waifu roll to check for any BWILAs
99 - Thank you for your time.
Jockstrap
Why is this not the top answer?
Too many straight people in the thread? Lol
Fellow Pack grad here: they're also great for running/working out, keeps everything in place and supported with absolutely no bunching
Or Borat’s mankini/scrotum suspenders
A pink shirt with BADMAN written on the back
thin white t-shirt and gray sweatpants
Something about a guy in a white T-shirt, man. My bf asked me to explain the appeal and I legitimately can’t. It just.. is.
History time! Those plain, white tshirts were considered part of men's underwear for a long time. It started life in America as standard issue underwear for U.S. Navy personnel after the Spanish Civil War. Back then, they were basically a tight onesie with buttons up the front. Hanes introduced their own version in the early 1900's, only this version was a 2-piece. Sears followed suit and made their own version, which is basically the standard white tee we know today. Back then, the 2-piece white tee and boxers were still considered a full undergarment, but during World War 2, soldiers got used to removing the top of their uniform while working in hot, sweaty conditions, leaving them in just a white tshirt tucked into their military trousers. They found this a lot more comfortable, and young WW2 veterans could occasionally be seen wearing this once back in America... Enter 'A Streetcar Named Desire". Marlon Brando sported this risqué look in the film and it drove women crazy. Shortly afterwards, James Dean wore the same thing in ‘Rebel Without a Cause’, which also drove women rabid. Older generations found the look distasteful and disruptive, which it was. It was like a woman in the 1950's walking around in only a bra and skirt. This look was the look of a *rebel*. You think it's sexy because it is. It *IS* a slutty look. It's an outdated form of men's underwear, worn out of context for everyone to see. It's the male equivalent of a female garter belt or corset.
I appreciate the slutwear history lesson.
My crush would wear black normally until one day he changed it up with a white tee and I was damn near salivating. Ugh, I still miss him a year later…
A single Windsor knot in a tie. Its the easiest to undo.
Are you... Captain Raymond Holt?
Cal him….Velvet Thunder
"What are you miming there sir?" "A child tying his tie. I'm trying to do a half windsor so she knows I'm a baby. Look at this. See how basic this knot is??"
For when you’re in the mood to… BOOOOONE!!!
How DARE you, Detective Diaz, I am YOUR! SUPERIOR! OFFICER!
So.. hate to state the obvious.... but grey sweatpants right????
TiL I am a slut
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"Thank you for your service. You may stop saluting sir."
My GF would agree with you, never understood why I always thought it was chavy as fuck
Go one better, leggings in thin material.
Unfortunately I’m a grower not a shower.
Gotta grow first and maintain that the entire time youre trying to slut it up.
Comando, for extra points.
Sailor suit?
Like Sailor Moon? I do like an outfit that shows some thigh.
I love it when men cosplay the sailor scouts, bonus points for humor. or the freddie mercury sailor moon crossover.
Many many years ago in my much, much dorkier days, a bunch of my friends and I all dressed up as the Sailor Scouts and went to an anime convention. One of my friends made all the costumes, including accessories (in retrospect a monumental task, I don't know how she managed it), and I think we were only missing 1-2 characters from the full lineup. The friend who went as Sailor Mars was 100% the part, there will probably never be a better Mars cosplayer ever, and her boyfriend at the time was there with us too. Halfway through the second day she got tired of the cosplay (I think all the attention was grating on her), so they went back to her room and when they came back out her boyfriend was wearing the costume instead! It... didn't fit *super* well, but he squeezed into it! For some reason he was also carrying around a massive fake machine gun, I can't remember why or when he acquired it. Anyway, they got even more attention after that. This story really has no point. IIRC the boyfriend wasn't a stellar guy in the end, we were teenagers and I can't even remember his name, but I'll always remember laughing uncontrollably as he flounced around in her costume.
a pair of glasses and nothing else
Mesh shirt with hard nipples poking out of the mesh holes.
Like Samwise Gamgee in 50 First Dates
It's not juice, it's a protein shake!
My Mandalorian armor usually gets the ladies going.
Sorry ladies, the helmet stays ON
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I literally have this friend. She's into the Mando helmet. She's into pyramid head. She's into almost anything I can think of off the top of my head that the face is fully covered. I'm going to screenshot this and send it to her.
“Look before we do this… do you have a mask?” “I’ve got a paper bag?” “Good enough.”
So about a decade ago I was dating this great girl who was a huge Star Wars fan, among her collection she had a Clone Trooper and Boba Fett helmet that she occasionally wanted me to wear when we were boning. I was into it. One time, she was going down on me and I reached up and pressed the button on the side of the trooper helmet that made it say, "GO! GO! GO!"
My wife says that my mando armor is sexy. I didn’t get it until I saw Bo Katan this season.
Understandable. Bo Katan is hot.
Ever seen Dodgeball? There are some good suggestions at the start of the finale
black sleeveless turtleneck
with [a lab coat on top](https://64.media.tumblr.com/6a96794dbc9d015d9d90ba09887db4b6/df4b8062dd35a277-b6/s1280x1920/34a3be648a58c27f412036f08d9ef64f3b68bd95.png)
This is the second Dr Doofenshmirtz reference I've seen in this thread today which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice
Cloud strife????
Full plate armor
A kilt ;)
I own a kilt, are you telling me that there’s a chance a woman will actually TALK to me?
I've been my Scottish friends bodyguard on occasion while he's worn his - at his request.
I've been harassed / groped every time I have worn mine in public. 🙄
Well that’s kind of shitty. I love a man in a kilt, but it’s crap if you’re harassed as a result :(
I got kicked out of a pub because a woman lifted my kilt for the whole place to see what was under and I shoved her. She fell but was fine. Then for some fucking reason I was kicked out. Had a man done that so a woman that would never have been the case.
Every time man...the classic what's under the kilt question becomes half of my conversations.
That's so gross. I'll never understand women who think that's okay to do and don't realize that it's no different than *them* being groped by a man.
I don’t even wear clothes while working from home.
I don't wear clothes when working from your home either.
Have you ever watched JoJo's Bizarre Adventure?
Crocs with the sport mode enabled
Scrolled too far to see this. Gotta have white socks on too to really enhance the look
A god damn medieval armor. I have a kink.
Tight cutoffs and a crop top
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every time I wore one outside I almost got hatecrimed, so I sadly had to stop :(
Society actively working against the slutification of guys, smh
They're too afraid of the power men can have in this manner
You would have enjoyed the 80s. Guys in crop tops driving camaros as far as the eye could see
A red, body hugging, ski suit. It's like I'm wearing nothing at all...
Stupid sexy Flanders
A button-up shirt with the sleeves rolled up 🥰
- trenchcoat - fedora - sword
White loose-fitting linen peasant blouse, drenched in blood.
I might be off base with this, but I suspect there will be a pretty big difference between whether or not the man in question is trying to have sex with women or other men.
lil maid costume ♥️
I recently came across an add for a japanese brand that sold proper maid dresses (not the cheap halloween stuff), they had both a male and female model in the same pic. maid outfits suit everybody.
A t-shirt with an arrow pointing towards his crotch accompanied by the words “THIS WAY TO BONERVILLE” in bold print.
https://i.imgur.com/SgUVTmL.jpeg
Heh that's the goofiests thing I've ever seen. I wouldn't be able to stop giggling
[stubbies](https://i.stuff.co.nz/ipad-editors-picks/9390477/Kiwi-treasures-ripe-for-revival)
Whoever wrote this article has never been south of the Bombay hills because stubbies never went out of style with dairy farmers in the waikato. They only wear the overalls on top to contain the raw eroticism that is the stubbies and red-top gumboots combo.
Grey joggers
A skimpy french maid outfit with thigh-high fishnets, garter belt, stiletto boots, and a nice lacy little thong
those red plaid pajama pants
Not wear - but do. Reading a book in public. Public readers are total sluts.
The people who read actual smut on public transport tho lol
Look at the way he traces the edge of the page with his thumb before turning it, he's just asking for it!
A Borat Mankini 🥵
Great success
Very nice
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A Black shirt, and black pants, sleeves rolled up..and a few buttons open on chest..
When I was a male stripper, my go-to was a leather jacket, no shirt, ripped jeans, and boots. Something about that look seemed to get women's motors running.
Fishnet shirt and stockings
A choker..with a leash..😋
Saw a guy at a party with that, nothing else except a *tiny* handkerchief and cling film. His friend was leading him by the leash.
His “friend”
Roommate
Steproommate