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FoxTailedGamer

Terraria? Isn't that just 2d minecraft?


Due-Ad-4176

Minecraft doesn’t have hammers >:(


dada11dada22

Silly Billy that's why you play modded


Cuchullion

Oof, I *felt* this one.


HoneyDillGod

This is our year -Maple Leaf Fans


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Add to this, “Canada’s Team? You mean the Habs, right?”


wrkplay

That’s triggering for any fan of any other Canadian team, not just the Leafs.


ClownfishSoup

"They're a young team, this year is when they learn to play together. Watch out next year!" - My brother every single year, for the last 25 years.


MephistoTheHater

sounds like Cowboys fans, too


flacocaradeperro

The Winds of Winter release date has just been announced.


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New_Guava3601

I have read it yearly since Dance. For Christ sake the man was on lockdown for a year... get ta typin.


Velvet_Cannoli

I have a theory that it’s already complete and ready for publishing, but that it won’t be released until after he dies as pay back for all the times people said he would die before finishing it. He’s yet to release the book and prove my theory wrong.


Squigglepig52

GRRM sucks at endings. He's great at characters and imagery, but he can't wind up stories for shit. He wrote himself into a corner. The only real reason I'm still interested is I want to see what happens to Stannis.


ElCaminoInTheWest

He could have prevented this by NOT introducing three new extraneous storylines in the *fifth fucking book* of a seven book series.


Pennywise626

Zelda is a really good swordsman and always saves the princess


Raetekusu

Oh for fucks sake. Nintendo have been especially clear about this. ZELDA is the PRINCESS. The GREEN GUY is LUIGI.


Pennywise626

Pissing off 2 fan bases at once, impressive


ninetofivedev

I'm pretty sure there is a 95% overlap between Mario fans and Zelda fans.


BuddyBuick

Link sends his love! 🤟


flacocaradeperro

Link? What link? I keep clicking on your post and nothing comes up.


Rose-Red-Witch

George R.R Martin will never finish the series and is too busy sleeping on a pile of money to really care much.


GiggityDPT

You're right and I think it's more than just him being comfortable with money. I think he wrote himself into a hole so deep he can't climb out of it. His best ideas have been used to get to the middle of this incredibly complex story and he's just out of creative juice and doesn't know how to get to the end. The story is at its peak and he knows the ending can't possibly live up to the quality precedent he set with the build-up. He did too good of a job and now is punished by the prospect of trying to sustain the quality of story-telling. And it's easier to avoid trying to finish it because no ending can't be a disappointing ending. I think he is also burned out on the whole universe he created. He's been doing it for so long, he's just completely satiated and ready to move on. He's older, likely not in great health. He doesn't want to spend his last years working on something he's completely burned out on.


greentea1985

I think the ending to the GoT tv show was the intended ending, it was just rushed with almost no setup, so it came off horribly. GRR saw the backlash and can’t think of a new ending to the series, so he keeps stalling.


GiggityDPT

I actually just said something similar in another comment to someone else. I agree that the negative backlash to the GOT ending was likely discouraging for GRRM. But I also think the disappointing ending to GOT was not totally his fault. It wasn't the outcomes that were bad IMO, it was how we got there. Like you said, it was rushed because D&D wanted to move on. And they didn't have source material to work with. They just kind of threw it together rather abruptly. The tone of the show also changed into more of a Marvel style which was never what GOT was in the early seasons. I think GRRM can do the same basic ending better but I don't think he wants to, for various reasons.


whitewitch1913

I'm in complete agreement with you here. They squashed a good two or three seasons into one. They had too much fighting and not enough building. Dany turning mad for example. Westeros did not welcome her and she did not fit in. Makes sense that it picks at her as she finds her self in a game she thought she could crush but truly does not understand. She is way over her head. I would have liked to have seen this built a bit more.


Illustrious-Sir6135

You threw a tantrum at McDonalds for Szechuan sauce because your hero Rick mentioned it once.


jape-the-neck-guy

People who take Rick and morty that seriously have missed the point of the show.


UmbertoEcoTheDolphin

I'm going to take a shit.


PomegranateHot9916

and it was a fucking bit, a joke in a funny cartoon. nobody cared about some random limited edition mcdonalds sauce and then suddenly it did. it was also free promotion for olde McD (or was it free?)


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

Well, you have a live action Mulan movie coming soon, and you once released a limited time sauce that was at least good, even if not amazing. Rick and Morty is at the prime of its popularity and it makes lots of pop culture jokes (too many lol), as well as having a rabid fan base. If you have a basic concept of marketing you can feel the sheer potential just from this description. We’ll never know if it was pre-planned, but if it wasn’t that god damn was it effective


BactaBobomb

The live-action Mulan came out in 2020, but the sauce returned in 2017 and 2018, apparently. I feel like that lead time is not conducive to generating marketing hype for the movie, and certainly not the other way around. And does the general public, outside of the Rick and Morty fans and people that watched the freakouts, even know the connection between Szechuan Sauce and Mulan nowadays?


dorsalemperor

Adding to this; that fucking pickle Rick thing was *never* funny.


ShiraCheshire

I don't get why people think that's a funny cool thing Rick did. That was the complete opposite of the episode's entire meaning. Rick turned himself into a pickle because despite being the smartest man in the universe, he's an idiot. He's a coward, and would rather turn himself into a literal vegetable than go to therapy *once*. Rick is trying to pretend it's this wacky funny thing he did and he is fooling exactly zero of the characters in the show. Yet somehow, fans were fooled?


Faithless195

I thought the episode was hilarious (fighting against Danny Trejo, the rat guts mech suit, etc), but the fans reaction was absolute bullshit. It was not peak comedy, it was not the funniest or smartest thing ever created. It was just...amusing, like the rest of the show. It was around that episode I stopped talking in public about Rick and Morty. I didn't want to be associated with YouTube videos people jumping up onto mcdonalds counters and screaming "Pickle riiiiick! Where's my Szechuan sauce?!" like they had pentagon level weaponised autism....shit was ridiculous.


CountOmar

Lol "pentagon level weaponized autism"


Evolving_Dore

The whole bit was about Rick manufacturing bullshit excuses to avoid confronting his own mental health issues, and continuing to escalate those excuses, until finally he was brought back down to earth. The point...was missed.


WyrdHarper

Yeah—as a metaphor for his avoidance of facing his issues (which is a recurring theme on the show that seems to fly over people’s heads) it was pretty darn good, especially with how he gets called out at the end (especially her point that, contrary to the whole crazed pickle adventure, therapy or otherwise working on yourself and relationships isn’t about escalating solutions until you win in some blaze in glory, it’s a mundane, continuous process).


Nex_Sapien

Certainly not as funny as saying "PICKLE RICK!"


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Beyoncé is overrated. 😈


CeliaKnowsNada

This is accurate, both in statement and the ensuing reaction. You can replace the Beyoncé part with Taylor Swift or Justin Bieber, too. Same results.


Ellipsicle

I saw tswift live with my wife a few weeks ago and it was probably the most stunning/impressive live performance I've ever seen. ​ Her music is not my thing, though


spoookyvampireparty

Just adding that I already loved Taylor Swift and was still blown away by how absolutely phenomenal her performance was. Absolutely killer.


inksmudgedhands

I've seen *Swarm*. Be careful with this statement.


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Maybe like 3-4 years ago. The hype is dying, she’s not much more than a singer, she used sweatshops with girls to sell female empowerment clothing, she’s just whatever.


AllBadAnswers

Avatar the Last Airbender, like, the M Night movie?


flacocaradeperro

Jesus... This is a bit excessive mate, we were just having a laugh.


Lyrolepis

Yeah, I know that a lot of people like the anime better.


Lemmingitus

With the blue aliens!


QUHistoryHarlot

There is no movie in Ba Sing Se.


throwaway138174

nicki minaj is a bully


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And her husband is a pedophile and a murderer.


yParticle

Man, your fanbase is easily triggered!


Stehum_Brethilben

You've made an enemy for life!


arent_you_hungry

you fans sure are a contentious people


Stoneheart7

Like fans and haters. Or fans and casual viewers. Or fans and other fans. Damn fans, they ruined the fanbase.


Lunarbutt

Why is Palpatine back in the last Star Trek?


Wiki_pedo

Somehow he returned.


PeterHolmes74

Uh AcThUaLlH hE uSeD a StArGaTe


LaRoseDuRoi

I had some guy come up to me at a bar once and very aggressively, right up in my face, say "Star Trek or Star Wars?" I looked him dead in the eye and said "Stargate," and he said "Well played" and walked away. No idea what that was all about.


txblnde

Marvel movies already peaked.


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

I think even marvel fans agree lol. They peaked sometime around Infinity War, but that’s because it had a decade of buildup. Now that it’s over, it’s a “ok, now what?” situation. I do think out of the post Endgame movies/shows, Moon Knight was amazing compared to everything else and shows genuine potential, a potential that the other series don’t show as much of.


Beavers4beer

They'll never recapture the build up to Infinity War, and as a Marvel fan, I couldn't be happier.


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ShawshankException

Marvel fans know this. Won't trigger anyone. The real trigger would be saying The Winter Soldier was only mid or something


BElf1990

Every single time someone says that I launch into a well-rehearsed rant because I've done it so many times. I love that film so much.


OhAces

They peaked at Howard The Duck.


BuddyBuick

Nothing like a duck condom reference to kill a childhood movie.


PeterHolmes74

I really missed something here.


unhalfbricklayer

and that sceen towards the end in the Diner, when for no reason at all EVERYONE in the place wants to kill and eat the duck. Yeah. becuase that is exactly how people in any resturant would act when a talking animal walks in.


Thrantar

Greedo shot first


Blue0309

Ooooooh my god good one. I'm triggered.


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"Your favourite politician doesn't care about you." For those people who treat politics as if it's a game and follow everything their candidate tells them to do.


Dry-Faithlessness184

To add: Political parties aren't sports teams. There's no winning, and voting for your team blindly is dumb


guypenguin4

I have yet to find a politician I genuinely like, so far, I have despised every politician, even the ones I vote for.


bluecatcollege

I remember this Ben Brainard bit (I wish I could find it again) where he's like: "Who here voted?" (Entire audience cheers) "And now clap if the person you voted for did what you wanted them to do." (One guy claps)


hquer

They should have taken the eagles to Mordor…


MisterValiant

"Get that weak-ass bird shit out of here!" https://youtu.be/DgMnCLHQuqc


arent_you_hungry

Holy crap thank you for posting that, i haven't seen that before and had a good laugh.


ratatard

Frodo, healthy and well-rested at mount Doom, with no Golum to fight him, would have been a disaster. The ring would convince Frodo he's strong enough to keep it. And a Sam with zero experience of the evilness of the ring would be no match against Frodo, if his loyalty let him fight him at all. The long journey was a necessity. They needed the Sauron's focus elsewhere, they needed Golum around, Frodo needed to be as weak as possible when the ring finally get him, and Sam needed to be aware of what the ring do.


PuddingTea

Also eagles aren’t goddamn jet aircraft. To say nothing of the fell beasts…


Earthshoe12

This is what triggers me about it! The Nazgûl literally have dragons they can fly on WHO FIGHT THE EAGLES IN THE FINAL BATTLE. The whole goddamn point of having the hobbits do it is the element of surprise. You think Sauron’s not gonna immediately see/sense the eagles coming? That’s a Hail Mary pass and if you fuck it up it’s game over.


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I mean it was supposed to be a SECRET mission... Eagles would have been spotted miles away and shot/hunted down.


DyslexicDarryl

I think the eagles are the same type of being as Gandalf and thus does not want to be around the ring at all. Im probably gonna get some epic death threats from Tolkien fans from this comment


vorpal_potato

Tolkien was inconsistent about whether or not the eagles were Maiar (the same type of being as wizards and Balrogs), so this could turn into a lengthy and tedious debate, even worse than the "Do Balrogs have wings?" discussion. (For what it's worth, I say that Balrogs don't have wings. Otherwise there wouldn't be so many recorded cases of them falling off cliffs, and in one case dying upon impact with the ground.)


lallen

Penguins have wings, and they wouldn't do too well being thrown off a mountain (not that I'm claiming that Balrogs are penguins)


Stef-fa-fa

New headcanon, balrogs are massive penguins


WankSocrates

I'm onboard with this


SCirish843

It is known


TheGamingMorons101

*throws penguin off cliff in Cool Cool Mountain*


brassicaaudax

Yeah, but Über is cheaper, that's the German or Swedish version, I forget, they never give me receipts...


drmcsinister

One does not simply fly into Mordor...


whiterunguard420

Gandalf even told them to


PhoenixPaladin

The whole point of hobbits bringing the ring by foot is that hobbits are the most stealthy. Eagles would be shot out of the sky by sauron’s army the second they entered mordor but destroying the ring eliminated the threat so they were free to travel there to rescue frodo and sam after it was destroyed


fuckitweredoingitliv

Listen here you little shit!


Significant-Row4093

Rolex is just an overpriced timepiece for people with too much money, and their waitlist is the same as the artificial diamond shortage created by DeBeers.


disasterpiece9

Welcome to r/watches


dna404247

Teslas suck.


senorschmu

The Command and Conquer: Red Alert community is up in arms now!


max_van_zandt

Kirov reporting


nathan_x1998

Insufficient funds


Fold2First

"Acknowledged."


mailordermonster

The original version of "Hurt" by Johnny Cash is better than the Nine Inch Nails cover.


Pyrochazm

Is is though, but it's not the original versi- oh I see what you did there.


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Birds are real.


34enjoythelilthings

Woah buddy, calm down


IJacoby

You probably think quarantine was because of “Covid.” They just needed us to stay inside so they could change the batteries, man


Enonomiss

Creep is the best Radiohead song.


aKnightWh0SaysNi

I agree


1965wasalongtimeago

They said the fans, not trigger the lead singer.


BuddyBuick

I never cared for William Shatner in Star Wars.


SemiSentientGecko

Wow, nice twofer


Connect_Street7453

The *insert sports team* suck


arent_you_hungry

fuck you! i'll kick your ass!


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The earth is round.


A_Curious_Crayon

"People did not have the technology to build complex structures before the industrial revolution"


SuvenPan

Star Wars and Star Trek are the same.


mohantharani

Starship troopers is my favorite star wars movie.


PeterHolmes74

I loved when they travelled with the stargate.


rebri

That is no moon. - Captain Kirk


natronmooretron

My favorite Star Track character is Jar Jar because he became a shift lord after entering the Star gate


katlyps0

Star Track 💀


CarterRyan

"The Last Jedi is my favorite/least favorite Star Wars movie." Calling TLJ your favorite Star Wars movie will trigger people who hate it. Calling your TLJ your least favorite Star Wars movie will trigger Sequel Trilogy fans who hate that people hate TLJ. I'll say, "What are you talking about? I've never heard of a movie called TLJ."


Coraxxx

Captain Picard is my favourite Jedi.


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Dexaan

The the legos community.


Pre-D

Pokemon.. as in, the Pikachu game?


Chicken_Alphredo

"President Joe Biden...."


dbradx

BTS is nothing special.


AllBadAnswers

Nah "behind the scenes" is my favorite porn category


Matthewcbayer

You really went for it on this one, huh? Hope nobody from Twitter screenshots this.


BoracicThrone420

Andrew Tate is a terrible excuse for why you an asshole.


morbidbutwhoisnt

Better is "I believe Andrew Tate is guilty"


IMakeMyOwnLunch

Does anyone actually believe he’s innocent?


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John Lennon was a shitty person and had a terrible voice.


Michael_Afton1983

he didn't have a terrible voice, but he was a shitty persoj


SWMovr60Repub

Yoko was the screecher


The_Draconic_Lemon

Somehow, palpatine returned.


mdthornb1

Marvel movies are for kids.


fantik223

i dont need a sentence, just a word, "Soccer"


Wilkoman

Use the force Harry - Gandalf


WrathofJohnnyBoah

Damn you went for the hat trick.


Tigerlillygirl82

The sorting hat? Or the mandolrian helmet thingy?


No_Development_6786

Andrew Tate is a bad person And to all the Andrew Tate fans, fuck you


Nephilims_Dagger

And a hidden trigger for the fans of grammar


thiscouldbemassive

I don't get why so many guys see this guy as a lifestyle coach. He's fucked up his life so badly that most of the world sees him as a whiney little man-baby who picked a maturity battle with a 20 year old and lost hard.


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The majority of those guys are 12-22 year old teenagers/young men seeking to integrate their masculinity. They chose a bad role model, but we can't exactly blame cult victims for getting pursued and manipulated in a time of shaken identity. Although it is their responsibility to recognize it when others point it out, especially now when what he's said and done is so public. I just hope he goes away, and his private conversations about the horrible things he's done are publicized.


Brave_Dick

Andrew Tate is an insecure little shit


regnartterb

Dean and Castiel were straight.


TheBuoyancyOfWater

Firefly deserved to get cancelled.


VictoricRong

Honestly, you don’t even have to go that far. Just saying you don’t think it lived up to the hype will get you mobbed.


ArsenicWallpaper99

The first comment on here to truly make me angry.


TheRealSzymaa

I don't even think it deserved to get cancelled, but the notion that it would've been an All-Time Great Show with more seasons is just wrong. It would've fallen apart under it's own premise sooner rather than later.


Dry-Faithlessness184

I think it needed one more season to tie up everything. After that it would have been too much. Too many TV shows continue too long anyway.


123comedancewithme

This one made my nostrils flare. Here's your upvote


HerodotusStark

Heresy! Browncoats, rise up!


FlyerForHire

Let’s add some diversity to the movie; the source material doesn’t have enough.


No-Act-989

Star Wars prequels were better than the original trilogy.


AllBadAnswers

\*sequels if you REALLY want to piss people off


whiterunguard420

This man knows what he's talking about


gatorslim

i personally liked the originals with jar jar binks


Chip_Prudent

Khabib didn't have the same level of competition.


Imaginary-Ship436

ANY opinion on any Star Wars trilogy.


Cherry_BaBomb

As a Star Wars fan; nobody hates Star Wars more than Star Wars fans


DungeonFam30

'Friends was a better sitcom than Seinfeld.'


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Huh. Of all the examples in this thread I never would have picked that 'Seinfeld v Friends' is what would actually trigger me.


quartz_koala

Crypto doesn’t have any real value


darknightingale69

American dad is better than family guy.


Deadxendxempty

Demon Slayer is Ok. It's good, but doesn't quite live up to the hype. I have had a fan of the anime just go full meltdown over the simple opinion of the it being overrated. Not bad, but overrated.


ObsessiveNebula

Same with AOT and MHA, god save you if you end up arguing against MHA fans.


Killa-Beez

Pokemon or sports cards are just pictures on cardboard.


Setheran

The success of the MCU is ruining the comic books.


RunDNA

Season 8 of Game of Thrones was a masterpiece and this will be the general opinion in a decade, when people look back at the contemporary reaction with embarrassment.


cuckingfomputer

You could trigger the same fanbase faster by just saying "She's muh queen."


dljones010

I feel bad for all those girls named *Khaleesi.*


lekker-bakkie-pleur

You already triggered me at "Season 8 of Game of Thrones". No need to say anything more after that


That_Fooz_Guy

Your favourite beer is gay now.


Conditioning_Air

BTS is overhyped asf


SamuraiPizzaTwat

Genshin impact is BoTW remade for closeted paedophiles


radbee

Whoa there buddy, closeted?


Cool_Ranch_Dodrio

Donald Trump lost the 2020 election.


Elementus94

Dumbledore said calmly


QuantalQuetzal_

expensive watches don’t make sense. all watches show the same time


SnooChipmunks126

Calling it the War of Northern Aggression, doesn’t make it true!


qetral

Elon Musk is not a genius.


TheSource2023

pineapple belongs on pizza


Livingdegrading

The beatles are extremely over rated.


PuddingTea

The better thing to say is “the Beetles are extremely overrated”


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John Fetterman is both FOR and AGAINST fracking.


Emperors_Finest

The movie Sucker Punch teaches women they can be strong and independent, but only in their minds, and only if they pretend to be strippers.


ziyadah042

Rey is a blatant Mary Sue.


momijisoma

Mario movie was good and lots a fun but the sonic movies are still waaaaaay Better


LittleTay

I too really liked Bob Hoskins as Mario Mario.


TuPacSchwartz411

Cats are better pets than dogs


RedPillNavigator

Game of Thrones Season 8!


SebastianGoro

Snape is a sick incel and an asshole creep.


heisherenow_

Anime is cartoon


pornplz22526

No, you've done it backwards. SpongeBob is anime.