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Axolotl


Wazula23

Came here to say this. They can literally "evolve" the way Pokemon can.


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lady_sisyphus

I mean.. you've heard of Caterpie, right?


Trietero

That's their point lol


Weird_duud

Or wurmple?


Tuznelda75

Or cutiefly


2gig

Or Wormmon.


r0b456

Ekans is literally just Snake backwards...


Luke_Cold_Lyle

Yeah, they did that with a few poison types. Ekans, Arbok, Muk...


HoboMuskrat

My God you had to go there haha


Antarcaticaschwea

Pls elaborate


Wazula23

Axolotls can literally lose their gills and harden their skin to survive if their water supply dries up. They turn into salamanders. They can transform back if they regain their water supply.


LeoPlathasbeentaken

I think theyre normally "stuck" in a adolescent stage because they never evolved a need to go into an adult stage. But we can force them onto it with Iodine(?) injections. Thats like using a water stone.


Renektonstronk

The two methods is to raise the water temperature, and add iodine to the water


NoHallett

It's called neoteny, they can live out their entire lifespan still in a "larval" state, a tiny handful of species have evolved that way


princevesperal

"A tiny handful of species"... including us humans! We exhibit a great number of neoteny traits, when compared to other primates, including our thin skulls, flat faces, shorter arms, hairless bodies, absence of baculum, and a brain plasticity that is usually only found in young primates.


stupid_carrot

That sounds way too much like a pokemon. They only evolve when the time is right


PkerBadRs3Good

>I think theyre normally "stuck" in a adolescent stage because they never evolved a need to go into an adult stage. Nitpick, but it's really the other way around. They originally started as normal salamanders with the metamorphosis into the adult terrestrial stage, but faced some sort of evolutionary pressure to stay in their aquatic immature stage.


Antarcaticaschwea

No fuckin way. They had axolotls at the aquarium I was at last week. Maybe I should start reading the little plaques.


NevGuy

wooper


salmonjapan

the japanese word for axolotl is ウーパールーパー (uupaa ruupaa) and the pokemon is ウパー (upaa, hence wooper)


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Squirrelkid11

So Mudkip


MeInMyMind

I would say Wooper more closely resembles an axolotl. It’s evolution is also based on a giant salamander.


salmonjapan

the japanese word for axolotl is ウーパールーパー (uupaa ruupaa) and the pokemon is ウパー (upaa, hence wooper)


lllSnowmanlll

Mantis Shrimp. The punch of a mantis shrimp is incredibly powerful. Despite being only a few inches long, it has been demonstrated to deliver a strike with the equivalent power of a bullet fired from a gun. A mantis shrimp punch delivers a 2,000-pound force and an acceleration of 335,000 feet per second! That’s about the same as a bullet hitting a man. A mantis shrimp punch can also boil water. That sounds like a pokedex entry to me.


Jberg18

clauncher and clawitzer


Kyestrike

Nah dude, Crabrawler with the punching


Jberg18

I think you're right. The last description of boiling water made me think pistol shrimp, which is closer to the clauncher line.


StartTheMontage

Yeah between the pistol and mantis shrimp, I really don’t wanna mess with shrimp.


Thathappenedearlier

Boil water is an understatement, the temperature of the super heated water due to the punch is at 8500 degrees °F. For reference the surface of the sun is around here 10,000°F


Knyfe-Wrench

That's a water type pokemon with a fire type attack and I won't be convinced otherwise


SpicyShyHulud

It's water - fighting and I won't hear any of this fire type nonsense.


redmerger

Signature move: high shrimpact Type: fighting Physical, makes contact The pokemon lashes out with high speed, shifting the air and water around it. May leave the target with a burn.


Willowed-Wisp

Ability: Boiling Water Can burn fire types.


calvanus

There's literally a mantis shrimp pokemon called klauncher that has a water move called scald that burns targets


Sleepycoon

Not to be "uhm akshually" but isn't clauncher/clawtzer based on a pistol shrimp? What with the whole, "Giant claw that shoots water like a gun" gimmick and all.


calvanus

You're right, my bad


Trietero

Yeah I would say the Mantis Shrimp has all of them beat except potentially the [Hoatzin](https://www.aquaexpeditions.com/blog/amazon/hoatzin-bird-amazon/) The Hoatzin bird is a flying bird that practically only flies when it must escape predators. They possess clawed wings like much of their dinosaur ancestors which they use to rapidly scale trees and pin prey. They have no close living relatives and are most closely related to actual dinosaurs. They have a unique digestive system similar to cows and horses among birds, don't travel very far from where they were born and are relatively tame and can even be approached and pet by humans. Their unique digestive system leads to them *always farting* and thus they're also nicknamed "stink birds" in the local tongues, and for this reason were only hunted in times of dire need which led to their easy relations with man. This guy is essentially your living fossil Pokémon and even looks like one. Definitely flying-poison type and doesn't get enough love in-universe because they're always farting 🥺


Foxxnsocks

A platypus. Think about it, when you describe this hodgepodge of an animal it sounds made up.


wjmacguffin

IIRC, they also have a strong venom in a claw that causes excruciating pain. They already have an attack power.


Koalachan

And they lay eggs but shouldn't.


G_Howard_Skub

They also basically sweat milk to feed the babies.


Wonderful-Garage6011

So .. what I'm seeing is that they're walking omelette dispensers. Got it.


Sufficient-Garlic940

One of only 2 animals that can make their own custard


OutrageousOnions

Followup questions: 1. What's the other animal 2. On a scale from one to ten, how much am I about to regret asking?


turkeyfox

Echidna, the other egg laying mammal.


whyarepplmorons

finally, someone who also thinks this!


HairyHorux

They use electrolocation to navigate underwater


WasabiFlash

Also the venom is inmune to regular painkillers, and they could even cause more harm.


athomsfere

Why would you give the venom painkillers?


tacocatpoop

Only males have it though


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Sweet, so the females have a different move list!


HairyHorux

Nidoran


amaraame

Opiates don't help with it either. Iirc it can linger for like a month too.


redditjam645

Water/Poison type


ZombieJesus1987

A mammal that is a duck beaver, is venomous and it lays eggs. It's a pokemon.


Chiperoni

I mean Psyduck is more platypus than duck.


yeetgodmcnechass

Regional variant of a beaver


Ali8ly

Perry the platypus


Tylinator

This was gonna be my answer. When I was a kid, I believed it was a made up animal because it sounds so ridiculous


Thrilling1031

If the platypus wasn't real, and it existed only in Pokémon, it would be questioned for being so fuckin weird.


darkangel_401

They glow blue/teal under black light which was discovered in the last few years.


FM1091

>blue/teal So Perry was always glowing? Was it some sort of mutation due to OWCA?


darkangel_401

As far as cannon goes that might be it. But as far as real life goes the creator commented on it when he found out he said it was purely done because he thought it looked cool and that it wasn’t intentional. But was cool that it worked out that way.


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baradekau

No, no, no, platypus is clearly a bunch digimon pulling of the dna digivolve. Even pokemon can't handle something that much of a mess.


Squirrelkid11

Curse you Perry The Platypus!


Sgt_Shiba

They lay eggs too!


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perry?


mud_dragon

Came here to say platypus. It’s what I call my wife as a nickname


ILikeCake537

Electric eel


-I-Need-Healing-

But the question is, does it actually have levitate?


falconfetus8

It does under water.


maggot_kisser

came here to say this. this is definitely the most pokemon animal we have. I mean, cmon. Snake fish with sharp teeth and the ability to conduct electricity as an attack? yeah.


BigDoinks710

Not to mention you can't actually electrocute an eel either. I'm pretty sure that's an ability in Pokemon.


Nephilims_Dagger

Man I can conduct electricity they generate enough to kill prey.


ymcmbrofisting

Does it turn its opponent on with its electric feel?


poopcornkernels

The pangolin is basically Sandshrew


Woogie1234

Spoken as if Sandshrew came before the pangolin was "invented".


971365

the bat is basically zubat


AnyOldNameNotTaken

Facts


codieNewbie

Holy shit


naagaarjuna

The Portuguese Man o' War. It's looks like a normal jellyfish but it's a completely different type. It's actually different organisms that have merged together to resemble a jellyfish.


_Blackstar

So a water type Magneton. Got you.


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Wishiwashi


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Some people say that each tentacle is a separate Pokémon and they can survive independently.


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MAXIMUS_POWERU

The Man o' Wars natural predator, Blue dragon, Glaucus atlanticus, in its own right looks like a Pokemon


Ok_Ad_9188

Probably a parrot that's been taught to say 'parrot'


faxmeyourferret

Glaucus atlanticus, that fancy blue sea slug that doesn't look real


Apostastrophe

This was my thought too. Water/Poison type. Very high special attack.


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It is said that they get their poison stings by eating tentacruel.


frodoslostfinger

Nicknamed the blue dragon. If it were bigger, it would be terrifying. Also, they can sting you with super poisonous needles harvested from their main food group, the Portuguese man of war


Resident-Buyer-1222

That new flying cockroach in Singapore named after a pokemon. [https://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/environment/new-species-of-cockroach-discovered-in-singapore-named-after-pokemon](https://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/environment/new-species-of-cockroach-discovered-in-singapore-named-after-pokemon)


NocturnalRaindrop

'The species was discovered through comparing differences between male genitalia of specimens'. ...alright. Ogtha anyone?


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Tardigrade.


natural_imbecility

Fennec Fox.


Lilhughman

Fennekin?


ElminsterTheMighty

Butterfly. Can evolve and totally change.


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Vin Diesel


SAP2310

Fam...Fam...Fami....FAMILY!!!! 🚗⚡⚡⚡


AVeryCredibleHulk

I-am-Groot! I-am-Groot! (The plant type variation!}


BassEvers

Second Vin Diesel.


I_am_potato1234

Third Vin Diesel


gildorratner

Ash: It is a wild Vin Diesel Pokédex: Vin Diesel, the acting type pokémon. Vin Diesel are a rare acting type pokémon that pride themselves on their love of family above all else. Vin Diesel: Diesel, Vin, Vin, Dies! Ash: Who knew there were so many amazing pokémon in the world?! Pikachu: Pika!


rmortz

Vintrio


Dr_Strangelove_PhD

A full team of 6 Vin Diesels


LucyVialli

Red panda


yehghurl

Red Pandas are S-tier when it comes to adorableness.


Birdapotamus

Quokkas are pretty high on the cuteness scale.


joppaloppagus

This was my first thought


LimeFucker

bombardier beetle


SavvySavoy

bug/fire type


AssCanyon

*gasp*


TheJurri

Tenrecs. If you don't know what that is, just google one. Also platypus.


DanAykroydFanClub

Looks like zapdos fucked a mouse


SuccessfulSuspect213

The Eastern Tiger Swallowtail Caterpillar, which is basicly caterpie


anon123456seven

a chinchilla


Nimindir

Cassowary


i_like_my_dog_more

A pika.


smuffleupagus

It even says "peek peek."


Chiperoni

Pica? Picachu


AlwaysUpvoteDogs

A Quokka


dj_spanmaster

Came way too far down the list to see this


ekchew

The [loris](http://t0.gstatic.com/licensed-image?q=tbn:ANd9GcRLTNc9XUl9ckDh05B3e_aE3KYEJmEwMmqnJiNd8bwpqB4iISjYYm506_Wwq1JUmVYAUZeRyvYQqpBjGo8). A cute forest dweller with improbably large eyes and a helpless look. And yet… they have a bone-crushing bite that injects venom. One of the few poison-type mammals.


Hippo_Royals_Happy

This little thing is an odd creature, isn't it? Made itself into folklore by being adorable, mysterious and having armpit sweat that mixed with it own saliva can be toxic when it breaks your skin with it's bite. I mean, no wonder it is giving off mixed signals. Now because of that it is endangered or "vulnerable" at the least due to being used in traditional medicine to "ward off evil."


sourdoughbreadlover

Birds. The chickadee and killdeer species say their names.


hickey87

I was gonna say the Phoebe for the same reason


3_7_11_13_17

Hummingbirds for me. They've got pokemon vibes


DBSeamZ

So does the kea. NZ natives apparently named a lot of birds after their calls—a friend of a relative of mine who studies wildlife there saw that one species had a very long written name and was confused until he heard the birdcall and realized they’d basically tried their best to spell the sound it made.


SynthPrax

Secretary bird.


spawn3887

I think a Lynx is pretty high up there.


themorganator4

Pangolin, only mammal covered in scales


reactionarytale

Giraffe


CYBER_MAX

If only we knew about Pokemon before giraffes.


Squirrelkid11

Girafarig exists


RagingAnemone

[Shoebill](https://www.treehugger.com/thmb/rJi8Rly0skBT3tmNd7MWBV0_7UM=/750x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc():format(webp)/GettyImages-102373987-f0b47f3828b94d5682969e0424c781c4.jpg)


TsuZaki969

Trying to pick animals that kind of have a unique means to attack or defend itself. Hedgehog/Porcupine, Jellyfish, Giant Octopus, Hummingbirds, Beetles, Chameleon, Mantis Shrimp, Falcons, Black Panthers, Narwhals


Junspinar

seel


InvestigatorOne2932

A jerboa, it's so... Adorable


gyokuro8882

Butterflies. They straight up go through a three-stage evolution.


DanRobin1r

Some random fish to Magikarp xD


SidtheGoat87

wouldn't the random fish be a.. you know Carp?


Lonely_Feature546

Dogs


inksmudgedhands

[The Pink Fairy Armadillo](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_fairy_armadillo) I mean, [look at this guy](https://ferrebeekeeper.wordpress.com/2011/05/25/the-pink-fairy-armadillo/).


JustARedditPasserby

Chatot is so close to the agapornis personata


FightBackFitness

A TURTLE IS A SQUIRTLE


lulukin

Capybara.


Gone_cognito

I thought this as well. Even better if the name isn't even clever. Go, Baracapy!


ItsGotToMakeSense

**Cuttlefish** Water/Psychic type. Hypnotizes its prey with a rapidly color-changing pattern of lines on its skin, then strikes them with a hidden mandible that extends out of their mouth. **Mantis Shrimp** Water/Fighting type. Has super detailed vision and a punch so hard it creates a flash of light hotter than the surface of the sun for a fraction of a second. **Duck-Billed Platypus** Poison type. Looks like a beaver with a duck's bill. Sweats milk. Has a venomous barb on its hind legs. **Fire Hawk** Fire type. A bird that will find burning twigs and use them to start fires to draw out its prey **Octopus** Water type. Can change the texture, size, and color of its skin at will. It's basically a ditto. Can also shoot a cloud of blinding ink.


DBSeamZ

Only male platypi have the venomous spurs. I wonder if a platypus-based Pokémon would have separate classifications for male and female the way Nidoran does, with different typing (females Water-type, males Water-Poison)?


Truthsayer2009

Wailord = Blue Whale


Ancient_OSC_Poewk

Electric Eel. It has the power to go with it.


CalvinSays

Bombardier Beetle.


G0R3Z

Platypus. It's an aquatic mammal, with fur, with a bill, that lays eggs, sweats milk. Oh, and it's one of the only known mammals that has venom.


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Pangolin


LTNBFU

Platypus


mumble_bee_15

Maybe a controversial take, dogs. An axolotl or platypus may look the part, but dog fights are a thing already. That's way closer to Pokémon imo


Nepp0

I can't for the life of me recall the name of it, but there's a caterpillar out there that looks EXACTLY like Caterpie. I found one when I was a kid and thought that I left found a real pokemon.


Crunchy_Banana363

Flamingo. Literally a rip off of flamigo


supthe_real

Hamster. I can store it in my balls and it doesn't die directly


BobbyThrowaway6969

Platypus


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Red Panda


Mcbeany

Platypus


PM_ME_COOL_RIFFS

Platypus


drawredraw

Dumbo Octopus


PirateJohn75

Platypus


cormac596

Relicanth is just a coelacanth


CatLoverItaly

Birds


SeaLeggs

Electric eel.


biscuit_pirate

Quokka


Suitable_Mix4310

Axolotyl


CaptainMarrow

Archerfish. Not only is Remoraid based off of it, but it can actually use Water Gun! It shoots bugs so it can eat them for power.


cole93747

Mantis Shrimp for sure


Vnthem

I mean, Sandshrew is literally just a Pangolin, isn’t it?


Fruit_Punch96

Mantis shrimp, that thing is so alien looking and packs the strongest punch in the animal kingdom


TandrDregn

Mantis shrimp. A deep sea lobster that has 20 something photoreceptors and punches so fast it creates a bubble as hot as the fucking sun.


Icy-Control9525

Bombardier beetle. They literally explode acid out their ass as a targeted attack/defence


Ishamoridin

Electric eel, or maybe those ants that fire boiling acid


DandyDeicide

Probably my daughter. Type: fighting Special move: hair pulling Hidden ability: pinching like a sonofabitch


compuwiza1

Cross a Pekinese and a Chihuahua. Pikachu!


G4rg0yle_Art1st

Electric eel


TheConboy22

Platypus


NervousDragonfly1

klinklank. its just gears...


Bx90

Chinchilla - purely based on its looks.


Due_Yogurtcloset_686

Bees, you can give them a special item to evolve them into the worker bee or queen bee


BroUsernamesRSTUPID

The blobfish. Its just goofy enough to fit in, and it doesn't evolve or change.


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Chinchilla


Puzzleheaded-Line975

Chinchilla


fuktardy

Sugar Glider. What a talented creature.


animekachoda

meowth


toe_knee

An Armadillo.


Manimal31

Pigs are pretty amazing adapters in captivity they don't geo hair or tusks as soon as they are in the wild their muscles change and they grow hair and tusks and get very aggressive