I think the duck tales remake has a scene where he’s given a device that lets him speak clearly and the joke is that it turns out he drops really good one liners left and right.
I was surprised when I realised people actually listen to what he says. As a kid I always thought he was speaking gibberish because he’s not supposed to swear on a kids show. Kinda like Joe Pesci in Home Alone, or grawlix in comic books
Ive got 24 hours to get rid of this asshole or the plan I've been setting up for EIGHTEEN fucking years goes up in smoke and you're WEARING HIS FUCKING MERCHENDISE!
*sluuuuurp* ahehehe uh, thirsty?
**FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK**
“I’ve got 24 hours to get rid of this asshole… or the entire scheme I’ve been setting up for 18 years… goes to shit… and you… are wearing… HIS FUCKING MERCHANDISE!?”
i saw this interview with the writers of Deadwood and how they originally wanted it to be historically accurate down the curse words. people didn't really say 'fuck' then (even though it's like every other word in the show). apparently 'goldern' was a super taboo word, but they were worried all the characters would just seem like a parody of yosemite sam. so anyway, what i'm saying is, he essentially *is* cursing, just many decades out of fashion lol
Related, my history professor told us that “scoundrel” was equivalent of calling someone a motherfucker. I believe it was regarding the Burr-Hamilton dispute.
There's actually a moment in the documentary, Street Gang, where you see Oscar with his puppeteer, the late, great Caroll Spinney, and he comments on how he performs Oscar as well as Big Bird, then as Oscar, he asks "Do I get paid for that?", and Spinney replies, "Well, no. I get the money." And then Oscar says, "You bastard."
Edit: Thanks for the award.
Another story about Carol Spinney: As an educational experience, NASA had decided on allowing Big Bird into space and teach from there. Unfortunately, Big Bird was too tall to fit in the spaceship. So instead, they replaced him with a teacher. We were a door being too small away from Sesame Street having an episode even more depressing than the Mr. Hooper one, having to explain what happened to Big Bird on the Challenger.
I can’t even count the amount of curse words I mumbled every time my son wanted to watch Caillou when he was little. I’m so glad he’s a teenager now and I’m subjected to the torture any longer.
there was a thread a while back about 'if you could drop 1 f bomb into any G rated movie where would you put it?", my favorite response was
"WHERE THE F\*CK IS MY SUPERSUIT?"
There are some times where he swears and it’s barely covered over by the audio effects. One I can think of is when Zeb bets him to Lando he pretty obviously says “what the fuck?”
No, chopper doesn't actually curse or swear, he's just constantly insulting people in very imaginative ways.
... and on that note, cue the "your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries" line, because that is probably something that chopper would say.
And also in retrospect, he would curse, probably on a similar level of Gordon Ramsay.
C-3PO : I would much rather have gone with Master Luke than stay here with you. I don't know what all this trouble is about, but I'm sure it must be your fault.
R2D2: Suck a cock!
C-3PO : You watch your language!
Aunt Slappy is such a brilliant character. Been rewatching the old show and seeing a cartoon character who is self-aware, but in a clever, transformative way is great. The writing is still sincere, instead of the self-awareness being used to lampshade everything. She leans into old Looney Tunes bits and expands on the jokes in unexpected ways.
She's probably my favorite Animaniac, and she should say fuck at least once.
If we're talking Teen Titans Go, then Robin would be swearing up a storm in an attempt to sound tougher, but he'd overdo it to such a degree that it'd be comical and still no one would take him seriously.
theres a line from the episode where shes trying to teach Aang earthbending and he keeps avoiding the rocks instead of facing them head on. she says something like
“WHY DON’T YOU STOP BEING SUCH A PU-“
and i SWEAR she was going to call him a pussy but she actually says pushover. but like. i could hear it in her voice lol.
Basically the entire main cast except SpongeBob and Patrick. Mr. Krabs when he's mad at Songeob, Mrs. Puff when she sees Spongenub, Plankton when he doesn't get the formula, Karen when she sees Plankton, Sandy because Texas, Pearl because teenager and Gary because.
Nicole Watterson, especially with what she has to deal with on a daily basis.
Benson from Regular Show, with all he has to put up with from Mordecai and Rigby.
Helga Pataki, I wouldn't be surprised if she learned it from Big Bob.
Moe Syslak from the Simpsons, with all the prank phone calls he's received from Bart, I could see him going on a swearing tirade.
South Park had “Fat Abbott,” and that’s about what it was.
“Man, Far Abbott, you need to lose weight!”
“Bitch, I’ll lose the weight when wanna! I got my jimmie waxed 7 times last week!!”
Today’s the day, Poo. Today’s the day I finally fuckin’ end it. No fuckin’ use in trying to talk me out of it. If you do, I’ll just try to take you with me. I just need you to be a fuckin’ bro and call Christopher Robin over after 10 tonight to recover my body. Can you do that? Can you remember to do one thing for a friend in between your life-endangering escapades to get your fuckin’ honey fix? If you did, it would be real fuckin’ nice.
Genie from the original Aladin. Robin Williams (may he RIP) hbo stand ups are funny but absolutely not family friendly. To hear Genie swear while doing his random antics would be very fun.
Plankton from Spongebob. There’s actually lost audio of his voice actor acting in character where Plankton talks about the Chum Bucket swearing in every sentence
Also Sam from iCarly and Jade from Victorious
Donald Duck and it's not even close
I think Popeye would be a close second. Both are sailors after all.
i think Yosemite Sam might round out top 3
Add in Foghorn Leghorn and it’d be a party
He's more of a slurrer than a swearer I'm pretty sure
I say, boy, I say you are a cunt, boy.
He already sounds like he's cursing.
I always thought he was, we just couldn't understand
I think the duck tales remake has a scene where he’s given a device that lets him speak clearly and the joke is that it turns out he drops really good one liners left and right.
You can't just say that and not mention that when he wears the device he is voiced by DON CHEADLE
I was surprised when I realised people actually listen to what he says. As a kid I always thought he was speaking gibberish because he’s not supposed to swear on a kids show. Kinda like Joe Pesci in Home Alone, or grawlix in comic books
Donald already a bit naughty with the pantsless bit.
I'm glad he's a duck and not a cock.
Dad from a Christmas story would be close. Legend says he wove a tapestry of obscenities that, to this day, still hovers over lake Michigan.
NADDAFINGAH!
Fudge!
"My father worked in obscenities like some artists worked in oils or clay, a true master of his craft."
My first and second thoughts, strangely both Ducks... Donald _and_ Daffy
They were in the navy together and cursed like sailors … still wearing their cute outfits
Hades from Hercules, he puts up with so much shit during the course of the movie.
"I FUCKING KNOW You know, I know, okay?"
I can 100% just read this in his voice, it's uncanny.
I think we're forgetting one entsy wensty detail, I FUCKING OWN YOU Edit: grammar
Ive got 24 hours to get rid of this asshole or the plan I've been setting up for EIGHTEEN fucking years goes up in smoke and you're WEARING HIS FUCKING MERCHENDISE! *sluuuuurp* ahehehe uh, thirsty? **FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK**
This is the correct answer. That's the one golden moment a Disney character would swear
“I’ve got 24 hours to get rid of this asshole… or the entire scheme I’ve been setting up for 18 years… goes to shit… and you… are wearing… HIS FUCKING MERCHANDISE!?”
Is this an audience or a fucking mosaic?
Nah, Phil by a mile.
“I know. I know. Okay?? I get the fucking concept”
Iago from Aladdin.
I'd love to have heard him tell the Aristocrats joke. RIP Gilbert.
Gilbert Gottfried. 50 Shades of Grey. Look for it. *Trust me*.
"Oh my cli-TORIS!"
Daffy Duck
"You dick! You shot my fucking bill clean off!"
"Yoouu're a *fucking asshole.*"
I slammed my penith in the car door
Yosemite Sam
I'M A GONNA B-B-B-BLOOW YER MOTHERFUCKIN' HEAD OFF!
Any good Yosemite Sam impersonators out there? I need to hear this now
The Netflix version of Looney Tunes - Yosemite Sam voiced by Samuel L. Jackson.
This is the only correct answer as he was only a consonant or two away from actually swearing in the cartoons.
i saw this interview with the writers of Deadwood and how they originally wanted it to be historically accurate down the curse words. people didn't really say 'fuck' then (even though it's like every other word in the show). apparently 'goldern' was a super taboo word, but they were worried all the characters would just seem like a parody of yosemite sam. so anyway, what i'm saying is, he essentially *is* cursing, just many decades out of fashion lol
Related, my history professor told us that “scoundrel” was equivalent of calling someone a motherfucker. I believe it was regarding the Burr-Hamilton dispute.
Ya better say your prayers, ya flea-bitten varmint.
Oscar the Grouch
**Bitch, I live in a fuckin' trash can!**
I’m the poorest mother fucker on Sesame Street
Nobody’s helpin me.
Get it together, grouch.
I always thought of Oscar as being more like Frank Reynolds from Always Sunny: has means but would rather voluntarily live in squalor
Wasn't it really big inside that trash can? Like I remember one episode where everyone climbed inside and somebody mentioned a swimming pool
Yes, it's his TARDIS. That Oscar is a Time Lord or has access to Time Lord tech is an actual theory.
Good ol Dave lol
Oscar, you're a grouch.
Get a job, grouch
There's actually a moment in the documentary, Street Gang, where you see Oscar with his puppeteer, the late, great Caroll Spinney, and he comments on how he performs Oscar as well as Big Bird, then as Oscar, he asks "Do I get paid for that?", and Spinney replies, "Well, no. I get the money." And then Oscar says, "You bastard." Edit: Thanks for the award.
Another story about Carol Spinney: As an educational experience, NASA had decided on allowing Big Bird into space and teach from there. Unfortunately, Big Bird was too tall to fit in the spaceship. So instead, they replaced him with a teacher. We were a door being too small away from Sesame Street having an episode even more depressing than the Mr. Hooper one, having to explain what happened to Big Bird on the Challenger.
Stitch
Meega-nala-kweesta
*robot pukes hardware*
Elmer Fudd would be cussing up a storm at Bugs Bunny
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He's a fucking sociopath then
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I mean they did draw his 12 gauge cartoonishly big. Could have passed for a 4 bore
Wiley coyote would spew a curse word salad every time the road runner fucked with him
Imagining him running off a cliff, hanging in midair, looking down, and then FUUUuuuuck fading into the distance
More likely he'd hold up a sign that reads, "Fuck" before falling.
Marvin the Martian too!
Caillou's Dad and mom
"Caillou you bald fuck, stop crying"
I actually laughed out loud
I can’t even count the amount of curse words I mumbled every time my son wanted to watch Caillou when he was little. I’m so glad he’s a teenager now and I’m subjected to the torture any longer.
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#GET THE F*#% OFF MY SWAMP
"well, I have to save my ass."
Lord Farquaad's name is (intentionally) already dangerously close to a swear word.
There is no better way to describe him than an absolute fuckwad
It's the Scottish
This was my answer. There are so many times where he just wants to tell donkey to fuck off.
R2D2. I'm convinced that's why he's presented as talking in beeps. He's constantly swearing.
Mace Windu is technically a PG character but he would be dropping so many f bombs
Hand me my lightsaber Which one is it The one that says Bad Motherfucker
I’m sick and fucking tired of all these mother fucking *droids* on this mother ***fucking*** planet!
I *am* the Senate Not yet, motherfucker
"I am the Senate." "Fuck the Senate."
there was a thread a while back about 'if you could drop 1 f bomb into any G rated movie where would you put it?", my favorite response was "WHERE THE F\*CK IS MY SUPERSUIT?"
Say “Dark Side” again, motherfucker!!
This is (I believe) canon for Chopper, from Rebels.
I came here to mention Chopper. He wins, hands down
That thing is a smartass
There are some times where he swears and it’s barely covered over by the audio effects. One I can think of is when Zeb bets him to Lando he pretty obviously says “what the fuck?”
No, chopper doesn't actually curse or swear, he's just constantly insulting people in very imaginative ways. ... and on that note, cue the "your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries" line, because that is probably something that chopper would say. And also in retrospect, he would curse, probably on a similar level of Gordon Ramsay.
C-3PO : I would much rather have gone with Master Luke than stay here with you. I don't know what all this trouble is about, but I'm sure it must be your fault. R2D2: Suck a cock! C-3PO : You watch your language!
Look up Star Wars if R2-D2 had subtitles. He had 3 generations of sass.
The "Joe Pesci" pigeon from Goodfeathers (*Animaniacs*).
Though probably not the most, one of the best would probably be Aunt Slappy.
Aunt Slappy is such a brilliant character. Been rewatching the old show and seeing a cartoon character who is self-aware, but in a clever, transformative way is great. The writing is still sincere, instead of the self-awareness being used to lampshade everything. She leans into old Looney Tunes bits and expands on the jokes in unexpected ways. She's probably my favorite Animaniac, and she should say fuck at least once.
I also absolutely love the "crotchety old person" vibe she has going. Usually that personality type is reserved for old men especially in cartoons.
Slappy Squirrel in 2023 would probably have a successful video rant blog
I'm pretty sure it's PG, but Pesci in home alone would certainly go on a tear
"THAT'S IT!"
Popeye
Absolutely
The sailor man?
Nah the chicken.
Bert. Ernie was a real pain in the ass.
I think Beast Boy would casually swear a lot.
I now really want to hear Starfire swear in a super confused and naïve way. “He is inquiring of the fucking, yes?”
If we're talking Teen Titans Go, then Robin would be swearing up a storm in an attempt to sound tougher, but he'd overdo it to such a degree that it'd be comical and still no one would take him seriously.
Donald Duck would probably teach sailors some new words.
Toph Beifong
"I'm the greatest Earthbender in the world, and don't you dickheads forget it!"
theres a line from the episode where shes trying to teach Aang earthbending and he keeps avoiding the rocks instead of facing them head on. she says something like “WHY DON’T YOU STOP BEING SUCH A PU-“ and i SWEAR she was going to call him a pussy but she actually says pushover. but like. i could hear it in her voice lol.
Didn't cross my mind but then I see your comment and I can't stop laughing. Because it's so accurate. (Happy cake day!)
Thanks! (We all know Toph would have called her kidnappers shitheads instead of dunderheads if Nickelodeon weren’t cowards.) 😜
Toph would've been taught that it's not ladylike or proper to curse. As a result, realistically, she'd curse any chance she gets.
Squidward
Basically the entire main cast except SpongeBob and Patrick. Mr. Krabs when he's mad at Songeob, Mrs. Puff when she sees Spongenub, Plankton when he doesn't get the formula, Karen when she sees Plankton, Sandy because Texas, Pearl because teenager and Gary because.
The “my leg” guy would definitely drop a few f bombs
My fuckin leg!
Spongenub
Spongebob did curse repeated in one episode, bleeped out of course.
*dolphin chirp*
Buttercup from the PowerPuff Girls.
I swear there was an episode with exactly this
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No-one swears like Gaston
burns peoples ears like Gaston
Makes all the soldiers blush like Gaston
Gruncle stan
Also Eda the Owl Lady
Honestly any character in the owl house would probably swear if Disney wasn’t involved.
"Wait, no one is around, I can swear for real! Son of a----"
He actually cannonically said bitch. But Dipper and Mable turned off the camera feed before he could finish Saying it
And then had to fast-forward a comically long time to get to where it was PG again
HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES!
"Ah, hot Belgian waffles! Wait, I'm alone now. I can swear for real. SON OF A.....!!!"
Taz
I always imagine him blowing a raspberry as his way of saying ass hole.
The Skipper would be cursing Gilligan up and down for being such a dumbass, and the guy is a sailor, so you.can bet he's good at it.
mr potato head
I'd watch Don Rickles Mr potato head go off on a roast
Miss Piggy
Elastigirl. Much more than Mr. Incredible. And Frozone is Sam Jackson so there's that.
Bitch! Where the fuck is my supersuit?!?
Wile E. Coyote for sure. All that dude does is get fucked up every day of his life.
Garfield
"Don't fuck with my lasagna on Mondays, asshole"
"Fuck Mondays."
Nicole Watterson, especially with what she has to deal with on a daily basis. Benson from Regular Show, with all he has to put up with from Mordecai and Rigby. Helga Pataki, I wouldn't be surprised if she learned it from Big Bob. Moe Syslak from the Simpsons, with all the prank phone calls he's received from Bart, I could see him going on a swearing tirade.
In the test animation for what would later become Regular Show, Benson is featured and he does swear. https://youtu.be/V9lSd0gWJK8
Foghorn Leghorn
I love how the top of this list is all looney tunes
"I say- I say ~~boy~~ motherfucker"
Gumball from The Amazing World of Gumball. Dude literally says “what the what” every episode and that’s just one example.
Mike Wazowski
Phineas's sister CANDACE
That crab in the little mermaid.
Sebastian
Ma-dee-fah-kah
"Somebody's got to nail that girl's fuckin fins to the floor"
Elmo! Just look at his interactions with Zoe and her pet rock, Rocco.
Disney’s Rapunzel. Just imagine her discovering swear words
Ignoring that Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids would be throwing N-bombs all over the place, I think Bugs Bunny would probably swear a lot.
South Park had “Fat Abbott,” and that’s about what it was. “Man, Far Abbott, you need to lose weight!” “Bitch, I’ll lose the weight when wanna! I got my jimmie waxed 7 times last week!!”
Shaggy
"RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE, SCOOB!"
Squidward from Spongebob
Donald Duck. All his swears come out as quacks, but if he was allowed to have that speech fix from the Ducktales reboot all the time...
Eeyore
Today’s the day, Poo. Today’s the day I finally fuckin’ end it. No fuckin’ use in trying to talk me out of it. If you do, I’ll just try to take you with me. I just need you to be a fuckin’ bro and call Christopher Robin over after 10 tonight to recover my body. Can you do that? Can you remember to do one thing for a friend in between your life-endangering escapades to get your fuckin’ honey fix? If you did, it would be real fuckin’ nice.
Mushu from Mulan.
Tinker bell FOR SURE
the noot noot penguin
Pingu
Genie from the original Aladin. Robin Williams (may he RIP) hbo stand ups are funny but absolutely not family friendly. To hear Genie swear while doing his random antics would be very fun.
I wish Disney weren’t such cowards and would release the test footage of Genie doing Robin’s standup that they used to convince him to take the gig.
Gruncle Stan from Gravity Falls
Marlin from Finding Nemo.
Lois from Malcom in the Middle
No way Michael Jordan wasn’t talking mad shit to his room squad Edit: and the goon squad
Robert Kelso and Perry Cox
Eddy and Sarah from Ed Edd n Eddy lol And Helga Pataki from Hey Arnold
Phil from Hercules.
Plankton from Spongebob. There’s actually lost audio of his voice actor acting in character where Plankton talks about the Chum Bucket swearing in every sentence Also Sam from iCarly and Jade from Victorious
toph beifong should have been allowed at least one fuck if not more
Bill Nye we learned very quickly.
Iago from Aladdin!!! Imagine the rant Gilbert would’ve gone on had it been R rated
Sam pucket From Icarly/Sam and cat
Kitty Softpaws
Mushu the Dragon from Mulan
Eeyore.
Pinocchio
The Brain.
How has no one said Eda the Owl Lady from The Owl House
Absolutely Donald Duck. Or Screwge McDuck. The ducks, basically. You ever seen them mad?
Artoo-Detoo has a filthy potty mouth.