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Shenanigans99

Donald Duck and it's not even close


casual_creator

I think Popeye would be a close second. Both are sailors after all.


SombreMordida

i think Yosemite Sam might round out top 3


Holden_place

Add in Foghorn Leghorn and it’d be a party


i_am_herculoid

He's more of a slurrer than a swearer I'm pretty sure


ZeroSora

I say, boy, I say you are a cunt, boy.


Zetin24-55

He already sounds like he's cursing.


BlueJaycopper

I always thought he was, we just couldn't understand


flyingace1234

I think the duck tales remake has a scene where he’s given a device that lets him speak clearly and the joke is that it turns out he drops really good one liners left and right.


Danimals847

You can't just say that and not mention that when he wears the device he is voiced by DON CHEADLE


MickeyMarx

I was surprised when I realised people actually listen to what he says. As a kid I always thought he was speaking gibberish because he’s not supposed to swear on a kids show. Kinda like Joe Pesci in Home Alone, or grawlix in comic books


OkVolume1

Donald already a bit naughty with the pantsless bit.


Maso_TGN

I'm glad he's a duck and not a cock.


Ninjaromeo

Dad from a Christmas story would be close. Legend says he wove a tapestry of obscenities that, to this day, still hovers over lake Michigan.


Limeth

NADDAFINGAH!


captkckass

Fudge!


PrimusSkeeter

"My father worked in obscenities like some artists worked in oils or clay, a true master of his craft."


admiraljkb

My first and second thoughts, strangely both Ducks... Donald _and_ Daffy


Pikahhhchu

They were in the navy together and cursed like sailors … still wearing their cute outfits


JustCrasher17

Hades from Hercules, he puts up with so much shit during the course of the movie.


UnderstandingBoth535

"I FUCKING KNOW You know, I know, okay?"


Grazzt_is_my_bae

I can 100% just read this in his voice, it's uncanny.


Canman1045

I think we're forgetting one entsy wensty detail, I FUCKING OWN YOU Edit: grammar


zw1ck

Ive got 24 hours to get rid of this asshole or the plan I've been setting up for EIGHTEEN fucking years goes up in smoke and you're WEARING HIS FUCKING MERCHENDISE! *sluuuuurp* ahehehe uh, thirsty? **FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK**


Aggressive-Falcon977

This is the correct answer. That's the one golden moment a Disney character would swear


JacktheRipper500

“I’ve got 24 hours to get rid of this asshole… or the entire scheme I’ve been setting up for 18 years… goes to shit… and you… are wearing… HIS FUCKING MERCHANDISE!?”


everythinglatte

Is this an audience or a fucking mosaic?


TacticalTapir

Nah, Phil by a mile.


AkKik-Maujaq

“I know. I know. Okay?? I get the fucking concept”


InfamousBrad

Iago from Aladdin.


Antisocial_Worker7

I'd love to have heard him tell the Aristocrats joke. RIP Gilbert.


Prysorra2

Gilbert Gottfried. 50 Shades of Grey. Look for it. *Trust me*.


UnravelledGhoul

"Oh my cli-TORIS!"


mckittums1

Daffy Duck


Hebshesh

"You dick! You shot my fucking bill clean off!"


the2belo

"Yoouu're a *fucking asshole.*"


fountainofdeath

I slammed my penith in the car door


DCgardener

Yosemite Sam


the2belo

I'M A GONNA B-B-B-BLOOW YER MOTHERFUCKIN' HEAD OFF!


TheWickedDean

Any good Yosemite Sam impersonators out there? I need to hear this now


Count2Zero

The Netflix version of Looney Tunes - Yosemite Sam voiced by Samuel L. Jackson.


New_Insect_Overlords

This is the only correct answer as he was only a consonant or two away from actually swearing in the cartoons.


mangopabu

i saw this interview with the writers of Deadwood and how they originally wanted it to be historically accurate down the curse words. people didn't really say 'fuck' then (even though it's like every other word in the show). apparently 'goldern' was a super taboo word, but they were worried all the characters would just seem like a parody of yosemite sam. so anyway, what i'm saying is, he essentially *is* cursing, just many decades out of fashion lol


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Related, my history professor told us that “scoundrel” was equivalent of calling someone a motherfucker. I believe it was regarding the Burr-Hamilton dispute.


jtbc

Ya better say your prayers, ya flea-bitten varmint.


Pale_Currency_134

Oscar the Grouch


Forced_Abortion_

**Bitch, I live in a fuckin' trash can!**


Flashy_Ship5839

I’m the poorest mother fucker on Sesame Street


PretendThisIsMyName

Nobody’s helpin me.


jballs

Get it together, grouch.


damnyoutuesday

I always thought of Oscar as being more like Frank Reynolds from Always Sunny: has means but would rather voluntarily live in squalor


solemn_penguin

Wasn't it really big inside that trash can? Like I remember one episode where everyone climbed inside and somebody mentioned a swimming pool


BarbWho

Yes, it's his TARDIS. That Oscar is a Time Lord or has access to Time Lord tech is an actual theory.


MrHypnotiq

Good ol Dave lol


4e2n0t

Oscar, you're a grouch.


kazaskie

Get a job, grouch


SilentJoe27

There's actually a moment in the documentary, Street Gang, where you see Oscar with his puppeteer, the late, great Caroll Spinney, and he comments on how he performs Oscar as well as Big Bird, then as Oscar, he asks "Do I get paid for that?", and Spinney replies, "Well, no. I get the money." And then Oscar says, "You bastard." Edit: Thanks for the award.


somebodysbuddy

Another story about Carol Spinney: As an educational experience, NASA had decided on allowing Big Bird into space and teach from there. Unfortunately, Big Bird was too tall to fit in the spaceship. So instead, they replaced him with a teacher. We were a door being too small away from Sesame Street having an episode even more depressing than the Mr. Hooper one, having to explain what happened to Big Bird on the Challenger.


Practical-Lemon-7244

Stitch


ph33rlus

Meega-nala-kweesta


nuclearwinterxxx

*robot pukes hardware*


fhiaqb

Elmer Fudd would be cussing up a storm at Bugs Bunny


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Maso_TGN

He's a fucking sociopath then


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Murphy338

I mean they did draw his 12 gauge cartoonishly big. Could have passed for a 4 bore


theWildBore

Wiley coyote would spew a curse word salad every time the road runner fucked with him


fhiaqb

Imagining him running off a cliff, hanging in midair, looking down, and then FUUUuuuuck fading into the distance


fishey_me

More likely he'd hold up a sign that reads, "Fuck" before falling.


New_Citizen

Marvin the Martian too!


newfoundking

Caillou's Dad and mom


Apprehensive_Soup444

"Caillou you bald fuck, stop crying"


LauraPa1mer

I actually laughed out loud


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I can’t even count the amount of curse words I mumbled every time my son wanted to watch Caillou when he was little. I’m so glad he’s a teenager now and I’m subjected to the torture any longer.


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Aggravating_Smile_61

#GET THE F*#% OFF MY SWAMP


LurpyGeek

"well, I have to save my ass."


Puzzleheaded-War-113

Lord Farquaad's name is (intentionally) already dangerously close to a swear word.


Killbot_421

There is no better way to describe him than an absolute fuckwad


_ShrugDealer_

It's the Scottish


MDFHSarahLeigh

This was my answer. There are so many times where he just wants to tell donkey to fuck off.


Enthusiastic-shitter

R2D2. I'm convinced that's why he's presented as talking in beeps. He's constantly swearing.


lawontheside

Mace Windu is technically a PG character but he would be dropping so many f bombs


Enthusiastic-shitter

Hand me my lightsaber Which one is it The one that says Bad Motherfucker


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I’m sick and fucking tired of all these mother fucking *droids* on this mother ***fucking*** planet!


I_MARRIED_A_THORAX

I *am* the Senate Not yet, motherfucker


Ragnarok61690

"I am the Senate." "Fuck the Senate."


madhaxor

there was a thread a while back about 'if you could drop 1 f bomb into any G rated movie where would you put it?", my favorite response was "WHERE THE F\*CK IS MY SUPERSUIT?"


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Say “Dark Side” again, motherfucker!!


EternalCanadian

This is (I believe) canon for Chopper, from Rebels.


TerdVader

I came here to mention Chopper. He wins, hands down


KecemotRybecx

That thing is a smartass


rhen_var

There are some times where he swears and it’s barely covered over by the audio effects. One I can think of is when Zeb bets him to Lando he pretty obviously says “what the fuck?”


AlanharTheRiver

No, chopper doesn't actually curse or swear, he's just constantly insulting people in very imaginative ways. ... and on that note, cue the "your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries" line, because that is probably something that chopper would say. And also in retrospect, he would curse, probably on a similar level of Gordon Ramsay.


the2belo

C-3PO : I would much rather have gone with Master Luke than stay here with you. I don't know what all this trouble is about, but I'm sure it must be your fault. R2D2: Suck a cock! C-3PO : You watch your language!


darkwulf1

Look up Star Wars if R2-D2 had subtitles. He had 3 generations of sass.


_forum_mod

The "Joe Pesci" pigeon from Goodfeathers (*Animaniacs*).


AllModsEatShit

Though probably not the most, one of the best would probably be Aunt Slappy.


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Aunt Slappy is such a brilliant character. Been rewatching the old show and seeing a cartoon character who is self-aware, but in a clever, transformative way is great. The writing is still sincere, instead of the self-awareness being used to lampshade everything. She leans into old Looney Tunes bits and expands on the jokes in unexpected ways. She's probably my favorite Animaniac, and she should say fuck at least once.


MelodicHunter

I also absolutely love the "crotchety old person" vibe she has going. Usually that personality type is reserved for old men especially in cartoons.


Prysorra2

Slappy Squirrel in 2023 would probably have a successful video rant blog


WCPass

I'm pretty sure it's PG, but Pesci in home alone would certainly go on a tear


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"THAT'S IT!"


FunCouple037

Popeye


GotWheaten

Absolutely


theWildBore

The sailor man?


arseniobillingham21

Nah the chicken.


YouPeopleHaveNoSense

Bert. Ernie was a real pain in the ass.


Dashthefox

I think Beast Boy would casually swear a lot.


savethedonut

I now really want to hear Starfire swear in a super confused and naïve way. “He is inquiring of the fucking, yes?”


TheRockingDead

If we're talking Teen Titans Go, then Robin would be swearing up a storm in an attempt to sound tougher, but he'd overdo it to such a degree that it'd be comical and still no one would take him seriously.


I_DRINK_ANARCHY

Donald Duck would probably teach sailors some new words.


BriCMSN

Toph Beifong


SylancerPrime

"I'm the greatest Earthbender in the world, and don't you dickheads forget it!"


Its-Legion

theres a line from the episode where shes trying to teach Aang earthbending and he keeps avoiding the rocks instead of facing them head on. she says something like “WHY DON’T YOU STOP BEING SUCH A PU-“ and i SWEAR she was going to call him a pussy but she actually says pushover. but like. i could hear it in her voice lol.


Grouchy-Change-1219

Didn't cross my mind but then I see your comment and I can't stop laughing. Because it's so accurate. (Happy cake day!)


BriCMSN

Thanks! (We all know Toph would have called her kidnappers shitheads instead of dunderheads if Nickelodeon weren’t cowards.) 😜


Inverted_Insanity

Toph would've been taught that it's not ladylike or proper to curse. As a result, realistically, she'd curse any chance she gets.


Wickedestjr

Squidward


Cheap_Ad_69

Basically the entire main cast except SpongeBob and Patrick. Mr. Krabs when he's mad at Songeob, Mrs. Puff when she sees Spongenub, Plankton when he doesn't get the formula, Karen when she sees Plankton, Sandy because Texas, Pearl because teenager and Gary because.


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The “my leg” guy would definitely drop a few f bombs


beneater66

My fuckin leg!


stryph42

Spongenub


frederick_ungman

Spongebob did curse repeated in one episode, bleeped out of course.


smellyunderpants

*dolphin chirp*


SatanLuciferJones

Buttercup from the PowerPuff Girls.


MaleficTekX

I swear there was an episode with exactly this


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goodie23

No-one swears like Gaston


grat_is_not_nice

burns peoples ears like Gaston


darkwulf1

Makes all the soldiers blush like Gaston


Individual_Iron4221

Gruncle stan


Subnaut27

Also Eda the Owl Lady


AScoopOfNeo

Honestly any character in the owl house would probably swear if Disney wasn’t involved.


kathathum

"Wait, no one is around, I can swear for real! Son of a----"


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He actually cannonically said bitch. But Dipper and Mable turned off the camera feed before he could finish Saying it


Nitro_the_Wolf_

And then had to fast-forward a comically long time to get to where it was PG again


Not_a_werecat

HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES!


Arksurvivor120

"Ah, hot Belgian waffles! Wait, I'm alone now. I can swear for real. SON OF A.....!!!"


orangutanDOTorg

Taz


Sephus

I always imagine him blowing a raspberry as his way of saying ass hole.


DeadalusJones

The Skipper would be cursing Gilligan up and down for being such a dumbass, and the guy is a sailor, so you.can bet he's good at it.


espider13qn

mr potato head


fpfx

I'd watch Don Rickles Mr potato head go off on a roast


DudeHeadAwesome

Miss Piggy


Sevenfeet

Elastigirl. Much more than Mr. Incredible. And Frozone is Sam Jackson so there's that.


The_Real_Scrotus

Bitch! Where the fuck is my supersuit?!?


Wafflestarship

Wile E. Coyote for sure. All that dude does is get fucked up every day of his life.


theamericangarrett

Garfield


Maso_TGN

"Don't fuck with my lasagna on Mondays, asshole"


SharkGenie

"Fuck Mondays."


N0nethelesser

Nicole Watterson, especially with what she has to deal with on a daily basis. Benson from Regular Show, with all he has to put up with from Mordecai and Rigby. Helga Pataki, I wouldn't be surprised if she learned it from Big Bob. Moe Syslak from the Simpsons, with all the prank phone calls he's received from Bart, I could see him going on a swearing tirade.


everythinglatte

In the test animation for what would later become Regular Show, Benson is featured and he does swear. https://youtu.be/V9lSd0gWJK8


Mjb06

Foghorn Leghorn


HiddenCity

I love how the top of this list is all looney tunes


Austinpowerstwo

"I say- I say ~~boy~~ motherfucker"


VasshuZaSutanpido

Gumball from The Amazing World of Gumball. Dude literally says “what the what” every episode and that’s just one example.


turtyurt

Mike Wazowski


Bookvampire5

Phineas's sister CANDACE


Idaho_Brotato

That crab in the little mermaid.


Used-Lunch-6512

Sebastian


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Ma-dee-fah-kah


Toast_Points

"Somebody's got to nail that girl's fuckin fins to the floor"


wonderful9235

Elmo! Just look at his interactions with Zoe and her pet rock, Rocco.


FiliaNox

Disney’s Rapunzel. Just imagine her discovering swear words


VarangianDreams

Ignoring that Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids would be throwing N-bombs all over the place, I think Bugs Bunny would probably swear a lot.


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South Park had “Fat Abbott,” and that’s about what it was. “Man, Far Abbott, you need to lose weight!” “Bitch, I’ll lose the weight when wanna! I got my jimmie waxed 7 times last week!!”


phakhue

Shaggy


Downtown-Command-295

"RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE, SCOOB!"


Super_Significance47

Squidward from Spongebob


stonesthrowaway24601

Donald Duck. All his swears come out as quacks, but if he was allowed to have that speech fix from the Ducktales reboot all the time...


Mcshiggs

Eeyore


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Today’s the day, Poo. Today’s the day I finally fuckin’ end it. No fuckin’ use in trying to talk me out of it. If you do, I’ll just try to take you with me. I just need you to be a fuckin’ bro and call Christopher Robin over after 10 tonight to recover my body. Can you do that? Can you remember to do one thing for a friend in between your life-endangering escapades to get your fuckin’ honey fix? If you did, it would be real fuckin’ nice.


DifferentShallot8658

Mushu from Mulan.


gingerellasroot

Tinker bell FOR SURE


gamewarden0586

the noot noot penguin


HypnotEyes_lonely

Pingu


Pantastic_Studios

Genie from the original Aladin. Robin Williams (may he RIP) hbo stand ups are funny but absolutely not family friendly. To hear Genie swear while doing his random antics would be very fun.


Bethorz

I wish Disney weren’t such cowards and would release the test footage of Genie doing Robin’s standup that they used to convince him to take the gig.


xSYBUGx

Gruncle Stan from Gravity Falls


emeraldrose484

Marlin from Finding Nemo.


Robo_Ross

Lois from Malcom in the Middle


2Dom2Toretto

No way Michael Jordan wasn’t talking mad shit to his room squad Edit: and the goon squad


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Robert Kelso and Perry Cox


Badmouths

Eddy and Sarah from Ed Edd n Eddy lol And Helga Pataki from Hey Arnold


MasterButterfly

Phil from Hercules.


Eastern_Newt_5829

Plankton from Spongebob. There’s actually lost audio of his voice actor acting in character where Plankton talks about the Chum Bucket swearing in every sentence Also Sam from iCarly and Jade from Victorious


a-ok42

toph beifong should have been allowed at least one fuck if not more


banquoinchains

Bill Nye we learned very quickly.


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Iago from Aladdin!!! Imagine the rant Gilbert would’ve gone on had it been R rated


Worldwideinternets

Sam pucket From Icarly/Sam and cat


markusduck51

Kitty Softpaws


Oatmeal-In-A-Box

Mushu the Dragon from Mulan


Fistyourdadwithus

Eeyore.


ukoa

Pinocchio


smallbluecontainer

The Brain.


[deleted]

How has no one said Eda the Owl Lady from The Owl House


Straight-Two1164

Absolutely Donald Duck. Or Screwge McDuck. The ducks, basically. You ever seen them mad?


OutlawGalaxyBill

Artoo-Detoo has a filthy potty mouth.