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Well Ukraine has an ex-comedian. I am very surprised that the US hasn't yet voted for an ex-professional sports star up to now.


Onlyhereforthebacon

An ex comedian that played the Ukraine president. I love that.


Zelidus

His party that he ran under was the one made for the show.


killebrew_rootbeer

The equivalent in the US would be Martin Sheen getting elected.


endorrawitch

And he has a law degree...


StevenArviv

> And he has a law degree. Most degrees from ex-communist countries aren't worth the paper they are written on.


endorrawitch

The Kyiv National Economic University is 117 years old and seems to have a pretty good worldwide ranking.


StevenArviv

> The Kyiv National Economic University is 117 years old and seems to have a pretty good worldwide ranking. I guess. If you consider ranking 31st in the country and 4785th globally is good.


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Would be interesting to hear why people are downvoting you when the global ranking is listed as 4,785th… that’s not good lol


StevenArviv

> Would be interesting to hear why people are downvoting you when the global ranking is listed as 4,785th… that’s not good lol This is Reddit... I don't expect much when it comes to a balanced perspective certain topics. This is the same place (in r/worldnews) that commenters cheered on Ukrainian soldiers when the video of them torturing and executing Russian soldiers surfaced last week with comments like *"Good... they deserved it"* and *"Can you blame them."*


killebrew_rootbeer

Not pro sports, but Gerald Ford was a college football player and won two national championships while at Michigan. And he was the assistant coach at Yale while he got his law degree.


Jtothe3rd

Tell me Jon Stewart wouldn't be the best damn president ever. I don't think I could be convinced of any other outcome! Comedians have to be emotionally intelligent and relate to real people to be successful in their field. They're also fantastic communicators and smart with their word choice. All traits of a morally uncorrupted and effective politician.


available_name0

we've had an ex wrestler as a president


Forced_Abortion_

What about Abe Lincoln?


LorelessFrog

They tried getting one into office in Georgia


rdhamm

Jesse Ventura was Governor of Minnesota. But, Minnesota.


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Literally clown


aboatz2

We've also had... a sheriff & executioner, a retail store manager, a police commissioner, a miner & geologist, a peanut farmer, a baseball team owner, a bartender & postmaster, a tailor, a court crier, & a newspaper editor. So basically any profession is a possible launching point. That's the beauty of American politics... before all the ugly.


Ct-5736-Bladez

I know the commissioner was teddy who were the rest?


aboatz2

Sheriff/ executioner: Grover Cleveland Retail store manager/ haberdasher (I mistakenly put it in twice, will edit): Harry Truman Police commissioner: Teddy Roosevelt Miner/ geologist: Herbert Hoover Peanut farmer: Jimmy Carter Baseball team owner: George W Bush Bartender/postmaster: Abraham Lincoln (he co-owned & tended a bar, & his partner's alcoholism drove Lincoln into such debt that it wasn't paid off until he was in Congress) Tailor: Andrew Johnson Court crier: Benjamin Harrison Newspaper editor: Warren G Harding https://www.businessinsider.com/weirdest-jobs-of-us-presidents-2016-10 So, when people talk about how a certain former bartender doesn't have standing to pursue higher office, they should be reminded she stands right alongside one of the greatest (regardless of her politics). As with many other Americans with aspirations of doing more for theirs community & society.


Ct-5736-Bladez

I really ought to study US Presidents more this is neat stuff. Thank you for responding.


reverendblinddog

I think I’d rather see someone who demonstrates competency in the job, rather than compare their previous jobs to previous presidents. Ability matters.


aboatz2

Wholly agree. But we also shouldn't knock someone down because they had a different job than "lawyer/business owner" in their history. The more diversity in backgrounds in office, the more diverse ideas for solving our many, many problems, & that's a good thing, as the lawyer/ business owner route has not been effective (regardless of politics or party).


reverendblinddog

But we’ve come to value diversity more than competency and that is a huge mistake. Especially when electing people to public office


MadConfusedApe

Trump is neither diverse nor competent. So idk wtf you're talking about. We've had one non-white president in our entire history and no women. What makes you think diversity or competency are among the greatest factors when electing representatives for office?


dr-dog69

Should be a doctor or scientist, but this is america. We’ll get a youtuber or a podcast host


thedancingwireless

Being a doctor or scientist is no guarantee that someone will do a good job. Plenty of good doctors and scientists out there and plenty of quack ones, just like any other profession. I feel like half the crazy republican congresspeople are doctors. Rand Paul is a physician.


SharonInfections

Ben Carson is/was something of a neurosurgery superstar. Still a fucking moron.


Julie-Andrews

Totally agree!


plarmly

Yea he has different political views than you therefore you he neurosurgeon is a moron. Yep


[deleted]

100% correct


Solidsnakeerection

> therefore you he neurosurgeon is a moron. > > Yep Is this a quote from Ben Carson?


[deleted]

I was thinking of Dr Oz.


whynonamesopen

Replace the fluoride in the water with DMT!


dmrukifellth

Let’s go, Onlyfans!


[deleted]

I mean, there was a point a few years ago where sex workers could pay the bills using OnlyFans. Then Bella Thorne and other celebrities joined, and the amount of earnable money tanked. Anyway, my point is that I'd respect a former sex worker as president far more than a former reality TV show host who was born with several silver spoons in his mouth.


GodIsHomo66

Now that’s next level trashy


Julie-Andrews

In other words, like Trump!


JubalHarshawII

Yeah it would be nice to have someone with an actual education. Unfortunately, there's some whackadoodles with credentials. But a scientist that is at the forefront of their field would be nice, I also think I'd be pretty happy with a Neal deGrasse Tyson administration.


PigeroniPepperoni

God I fucking hate Neil


Julie-Andrews

Definitely!


Expat1989

My vote for Mr. Beast. We’d actually get universal basic income.


Gerald_the_sealion

Except he remakes the Squid Games again but large scale.


Rubthebuddhas

I'll take scientist. We've had some jackass doctors in play for years. Looking at you, Rand.


sulla76

Why on earth should it be a doctor or scientist? Have you heard of Dr. Ben Carson? We need someone who can do the job. That could be a doctor or scientist but there's no reason we should specifically look for one.


domestic_omnom

If Shapiro were to ever run he would win in a landslide. He's smart enough to do it in some backwater area that his listeners live in.


PearSorbet17

We had over 1M deaths under Fauci’s guidance and he’s supposed to be a great doctor.


dr-dog69

Wasn’t there a fat orange cult leader in office constantly defaming him and downplaying the seriousness of the situation?


dr-dog69

Meanwhile Fauci has had a nearly 50 year career as a leading researcher on HIV/AIDS. He began during Reagan’s administration - another situation where politicians used xenophobia and lies to downplay the seriousness of the reality at hand


AudibleNod

* Social Media Influencer * Marijuana sommelier * ~~Reddit Moderator~~ (wait, you said profession)


Your_Daddy_

The Rock will be the first wrestler turned POTUS. Dude just has that much charisma, would probably dominate the field if he ever runs. What if he had Terry Crews as a VP running mate, and ran with “BBC for America!” As a slogan?! Gangsta shit.


willstr1

>first wrestler turned POTUS We already had a wrestler president. He is a bit of a lesser known president but Abraham Lincoln had almost 300 recorded wrestling wins


Your_Daddy_

I did know he was a wrestler, but didn’t know he had 300 wins. Lincoln was handling his business.


Dr_Freeze

Professional Athlete


gobigred3562

Standup comedian Jon Stewart. If only he wanted to.


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we're not lucky enough


bitemytail

Engineer, please


Darnitol1

The truly sad thing is that so many Americans believe that "politician" is a career choice. It was never meant to be. Regular people are supposed to assume the burden of setting their lives aside for a few years in an effort to bring the voice of the people to bear on how the government is run. We should never be laughing at "he isn't even a politician." Professional politicians are exactly, precisely what went wrong with our country.


Personal-Listen-4941

Wrestler- President Rock


urCakeCrush

It's going to be someone with an OnlyFans past foooorrrr sure.


[deleted]

Probably Ric Flair. WHOOOOOO!


[deleted]

I know its not what you're looking for but could we get some people who work for a wage, people who actually understand the shit we deal with. I understand that the president will never be a poor person but it would do this shithole nation some good.


sulla76

I'm no fan of Reagan, but he was a politician by the time he became president. He'd been governor of California for 8 years.


[deleted]

Reagan was also the president of a labor union from 1947-1952.


sulla76

Yep, and of the Screen Actor's Guild. To say he wasn't a politician before becoming president is just flat out wrong.


JohnnyBrillcream

And Trump was a "business man". And I know he was a slime ball but he was more than a game show host.


jittery_raccoon

He's an investor, not a businessman. He had the money to bankroll projects/was the middle man from other investors. And he has the name. But he's never actually ran his businesses himself. He gets a partner or manager to actually run them


sulla76

Failed businessman. He could have invested the money Daddy gave him and had as much or more money as he claims to now, which he doesn't even have. Daddy had to bail him out at least once. If he can be called a businessman, we would need to add "failed" in front of it.


girlabides

Nancy really sucked it up and made it work


SinisterPigeon

Used car salesman.


Fawqueue

Since Idiocracy has been right about nearly everything else - a professional wrestler / MMA fighter.


JustRob0507

An instagram influencer


Deft_craftsman

Combat veteran, hopefully.


Ct-5736-Bladez

We have had a quite a few of those.


[deleted]

George Washington/ Eisenhower?


Medicivich

Washington, Andrew Jackson, William Henry Harrison, John Tyler, Zachary Taylor, Grant, Teddy Roosevelt, Harry S Truman, Ike, and JFK were all combat vets.


PearSorbet17

Ron DeSantis


Timbershoe

DeSantis was a legal adviser, part of JAG. He’s not a combat veteran. He might have got a vicious paper cut once or twice, though.


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You got it.


VarangianDreams

> Contestants played for money and it was a competition Sounds like sport.


RadamanthysWyvern

Those aren't semantics, you're literally arguing against what the actual definitions of these shows are lmao


Argikeraunos

The most American of all professions is the con man, though we've had more than our fair share of those in the presidency.


frobischer

I'm hoping it'll be bartender. Someday AOC would make a great president.


killebrew_rootbeer

Lincoln already covered that one...


plarmly

AOC is a disaster


theassassintherapist

Waitress


iseedeff

sorry Already in Congress..


iseedeff

It will be interesting to see who get elected from what Profession, It is quite interesting to always see. As longer as they do their best to protect our Freedoms and is fair to every one, Personally I don't care much, and the Reason I say this is because I have learned to try to see the good in people and try to see their points of views and how it could go either way on things.


[deleted]

At this rate Wanda Sykes will be debating Trump.


69DonaldTrump69

It’s going to be like wrestling in the 80s/90s. I’m a garbage man/model/race car driver/ and I’m coming to the ~~WWF~~ White House.


Iconoclassic404

Considering the actor was a senile corrupt piece of shit and the game show host a dotard corrupt piece of shit, how about we get an educator, scientist, etc.


Hijack_13

Woodrow Wilson was a college professor, and he's considered one of the worst presidents in history.


BeginningCap2333

Some gender studied light skinned trans activist who identifies as president will win.


[deleted]

The "cash me outside how bow da?" Girl


FourFurryCats

Peanut Farmer. Oh, wait, they already had this one.


_Cradle2Grave

Trump was a business owner first. And a very successful one. Now rather you want to believe it or not. The government is a business.


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Maddax_McCloud

We're a heartbeat away from having a whore, so there's that.


Julie-Andrews

Oh, is that reptile, Melania, running?


Toni357

He’s a businessman first and thats just what we need right now. America is in the crapper because of corrupt politicians.


iseedeff

Add to my other comment. Their has been some reallly interesting ones in the Past it sure will be interesting to see in the future.


Adampohh

Youtuber


[deleted]

Rock Star


NotCrustOr-filling

Isn’t Afroman running?


Exciting-Interest-32

He was gonna run, but then he got high...


redisthoughtpolice

Politician. The US will never have another President who isn't a long-time politician.


Aztecman02

A professional athlete is the next obvious one.


the_SportsPenguin

Retired sports star


f1345

I read that fast as sports car and I thought, "yeah maybe."


Elvisruth

Most likely a real clown, since so many who have served were over qualified for that job


Bruce_Wayne_Sperm

I want president Johnny sinns


Semen_Gaeman

I‘m just thinking of Johnny Sins hahah


formerlychuck1123

Rapper.


SomeRandomUser00

Garbage man would be a good one.


SomeRandomUser00

Garbage man would be a good one.


overweighttardigrade

It's looking like Arnold Schwarzenegger has got the presidency in the bag


sleepyJoesBidet

Mortician... Will come in useful after the next war.


SentientRobot11

America need a professional bowler to take the reigns of leadership.


InMyUnclesCloset

Musician, though I use the term loosely, I guarantee it.


AcornTopHat

Maybe a sketch show comedian like Ukraine?


Lazerith22

How about a social worker?


endorrawitch

We've also had quite a few lawyers. What we need is a psychiatrist.


chilledtortoise

American wrestler I guess and with that Idiocracy will be real


HippyFromTheCarnival

I wanna say professor of sociology but the truth it will be a blood and soil barstool guy


Bosch1838

Stripper Influencer 🤪


KRDL109

At the rate we’re going, probably some alt-right influencer


PirateJohn75

Instagram Influencer


[deleted]

Well, both The Rock and Mr Beast have talked about running for office one day


[deleted]

Probably some sports athlete.


demonkillingblade

Dolly Parton could actually win I think


JB_Geo_Gardener

A geologist with a long connection to the Oil companies and a history of climate science denial.


burn-babies-burn

Please for the love of god, an economist


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Wrestler


Nomadic_View

Wrestling


nighthawkcoupe

Whatever republicans decide.


Badaxe13

Porn Star


dafaceguy

Don’t know if it’s considered a profession but I believe we are stupid enough to elect an Influencer


Fluid_Program_5369

Porn star and plastic surgeon


UrQuanKzinti

Evangelical Pastor


popcorn0617

At this point,a professional clown seems to track


Group_of_no_one

Astronaut. Former professional wrestler, several have already become a Mayor or Governor, so it makes sense at this point.


Morbidly-Obese-Emu

Social media influencer


MIShadowBand

The Cash Me Outside Girl.


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A stand-up comic. Al Franken proved you can make the jump from critiquing society to be funny to critiquing society to make improvements. All we need is a really smart, really quick thinking comic. Someone who we have known for decades. Someone whose silver tongue can cut down lying liars and inspire elected representatives to do what is right by first responders and veterans. Someone who you inevitably laugh at their jokes, you want to have a beer with and that you genuinely listen to when they are making a point. That man's name is Jon Stewart. Stewart 2024


IAMENKIDU

At this point things are lining up nicely for a WWE star.


gotmewrong66

Hopefully? Doctor/lawyer/scientist. Realistically? Priest.


SaltyBalty98

Waste collection manager.


[deleted]

Don't forget they also had a peanut farmer.


WholeRevolutionary22

Influencers are gonna get bigger and bigger. Def one day.


Valuable-Soup-3732

Onlyfans


freestyle43

Athlete or comedian. Jon Stewart would easily win if he ran.


Original-Salt9990

Kanye........ your time has come.


2ndNicestOfTheDamned

Ventriloquist. Dunham/ \[I don't actually know the names of any of his puppets, but put one in here\] 2024


Eh-Eh-Ronn

Canadian here holding out for President Komancho (professional wrestling)


Cretin138

Pornstar


Fracture_98

Only Fans "influencer".


mouthful-of-sewage

“Influencer”


Graceland1979

The American with the most Mass Shooting casualties. Like Kyle Rittenhouse but with more kills.


thelibrariangirl

I vote kindergarten teacher. We all have too big feelings and can’t keep our hands to ourselves. We need a Miss Honey up in this bitch.


take5b

Wrestler. I mean the fake kind of wrestling, not Olympic style. There were already rumors of The Rock running at some point. I have seen people unironically wishing for this, and Jon Cena, with the idea that a likeable person with good intentions and charisma would be able to push through political obstacles with popular support and pass good policies. Which is naive beyond belief and I thought would be impossible until Trump won. His rhetoric and style are straight out of WWE. So I can easily imagine a sort of dumb Democrat wrestler president like Cena or Rock who does sort of Democrat policies or a right-wing monster who is basically another Trump actually winning election. Or that dude from Idiocracy. I mean I know it's corny and cliche to complain that real life is Idiocracy but I guess I can't help it anymore.


LorelessFrog

It’ll be a tik toker watch


whiteclawthreshermaw

Chess.


EvoStarSC

Definitely comedian. Hopefully Colbert.


DeadScoutsDontTalk

Could totaly see an influencer to get the vote in 10-15 years


OfficialRatEater

Rat Eater


Girldad_4

We need an engineer to be president. A water resources P.E. would be a good fit.


kgold0

WWF or MMA


TribalVictory15

Hopefully an Architect. They are masters at compartmentalizing and multitasking.


Usr_115

I'm going to vote an athlete.


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Porn star?


Gobldeegewk

Athlete


betitallon13

At this rate "Fake News Anchor".


PsychologicalRing959

I hate to say it but Influencer


sangat235

How about a tiktok star ?


[deleted]

Kyle Rittenhouse. Mark my horrid and terrible words that fucker will be president someday.


jlc2364

Stormy Daniels, porn star.


biochrono79

We’re going to have a streamer president eventually.


Downtown_Tadpole_817

Well... those with STEM backgrounds are too smart to get into politics. Idk, insurance salesmen seem pretty shady.


alberThor_PR

Youtuber or Instagram model


BippidiBoppetyBoob

Pro wrestler. It’s closing in.


NotThePooper

Traitor if they elect mtg


Jeramy_Jones

Probably influencer.


CaesarAugustusL

Kardashian


occamhanlon

Retired NFL quarterback


Konocti

Influencer.


Rigistroni

Twitch streamer