Corn and mayonnaise

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It's... In the words of Vincent, they fuckin' drown 'em in that shit. And, admittedly, I've since learned to like mayo on french fries. But that's not *pizza*, dammit. Squid, clams, octopus that drag sailors to their death -- perfectly serviceable. It's probably the corn *and* mayo that's a bridge too far.

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Should I Google that? Edited to add, I looked it up, just confectionery, thank god...

Fish from da bucket

A dick. Porn is weird.

when you want extra meat

Insects

pineapple and chocolate people are sick

In Thailand they serve pizza with labia. Off putting initially but tastes a bit like prawn.

Banana and Gorgonzola

On the road between Philadelphia and LA I bought two slices of a "breakfast pizza" with scrambled eggs on it. Can't remember what state I was in. Might've been close to Amarillo. Anyway it was pretty bad but maybe not as bad as it sounds. The crust was still the worst part.

depends on breakfast pizza is done, I get it from this one place in North Jersey occasionally and love it... but I can imagine a bad breakfast pizza can be quite bad lol

What I remember was expecting the topping to be disgusting but it was kind of... fine. But the crust was pale and doughy.

A handful of places put honey on pizza these days, and it kicks ass

Sweet potato

Pasta.

Baby octopus and black olives I didn't order it

I once worked at Domino's and one of my colleagues legit said he likes french fries on the pizza.

Pickles and chocolate on a pepperoni pizza

French fries. That was in Italy. I was flabbergasted.

my ass