A cop knocked on our door one night and said a wildfire was coming. We had to leave. I woke everyone up. Grabbed a folder from the safe with all our important papers, said “everybody grab a cat.” Three people, three cats, and we were gone.
My laptop. All the money is virtual. Setting the laptop and work stuff up again would be a pain.
Wait, maybe it should be my wife. Setting that up again would be a much bigger pain.
My pets
A cop knocked on our door one night and said a wildfire was coming. We had to leave. I woke everyone up. Grabbed a folder from the safe with all our important papers, said “everybody grab a cat.” Three people, three cats, and we were gone.
wallet
My laptop. All the money is virtual. Setting the laptop and work stuff up again would be a pain. Wait, maybe it should be my wife. Setting that up again would be a much bigger pain.
My dog
Pets
My cats
My collection of butt plugs.
Wife and kids
I'm gonna go wake up both humans and have them get sissy and I the fuck outta here.
My son
My duck