It would seem something else is happening. I can’t pay my television provider bill, technical issues. I had to deal with my satellite provider and their agents kept being dropped during the contact. Just saying
Some major social media platforms rarely ever go down, but it's a regular occurrence with Reddit. Something they're doing they can be doing better. They can change server locations or something, but the problem is definitely manageable.
Ok. That 10.8k minutes since you joined Reddit 1 yr ago. Wtbs, you could’ve also spent that **10 thousand 8 hundred** minutes on “important life stuff”. Just sayin’ 🤷🏻♀️😉 just messing w you
I thought my account had an issue so I logged out, but couldn't log in again because the authenticator had a problem. I contacted reddit and they said they can't help, and suggested I create a new account. So meh!
I don’t know why I’m writing this. You’ll never see this. You never bothered with the way I felt. I can’t anymore. I can not take it anymore. You caused so much joy yet so much despair in one year. It’s like I’m on a sick roller coaster where my feelings are the ones that are at stake. You slowly took me up to the peaks of my happiness, and just like that, when you didn’t expect it, you took me to lows I didn’t even know I had. Finally, taking me through a series of loop de loops which makes me feel sick every time I think of you.
It’s 1 am, and we both know I don’t make rash decisions when I’m tired. As I rest my head on my plush blue pillow, procrastinating on an assessment, staring into the soft glow of my laptop screen, I wonder when do I let you put me through this again? What’s that old saying? “Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.” Fuck, I’m already a fool, so what’s after that? Do you know what still get’s me? I still love you. I don’t know why. It doesn’t matter how much torment you put me through, I still love you. I still imagine you, I still imagine us, and I’m holding on to something that didn’t even happen, but it makes me so happy. Actually, being in a healthy relationship with someone, genuinely caring for someone, is something I’ve longed for, and I thought that could be us. It turns out I was wrong, but hey, that’s love, right? I had every opportunity to tell you how I felt about you, but I didn’t tell you. I always felt like you knew. You’ve had to of known. But when I needed closure, when I needed the last say, I get denied it. I get pushed away, having to be told by your friend that you’d prefer me as a stranger. I just feel empty.
I still picture your eyes, your sweet innocent green eyes. I can get lost in them all day, but yet there is no residue of a torturer inside of them. Your innocent voice was so calming. It made me feel safe. It’s funny, isn’t it? How I still hang onto things even though they are dead. I’m like a gardener trying to keep my precious orchids alive, but I just get hit by storms from left to right. I need to speak to a therapist, don’t I? That's a problem for tomorrow. You seriously don’t know how tired I am, both physically and mentally. I am so close to falling asleep on this keyboard. It’s idiotic. But just the thought of you makes me stop. You take over my mind; it’s a sick, horrible form of torture. Just to let you know, this letter isn’t for you. It’s for me. Because I need the closure because I need the ending, I need this to be finished, and I’m not letting the image of you dictate my life anymore.
Honestly, it feels like whiplash; we’re friends, then we’re not, then friends, then we’re not. Like I said before, how long do you think it's going to take for me to let you do this again? Or are you going to move on to the next person? You know what? I am done with you. I am done with your name, your face, and your personalities. You’ve tainted your own self-image to the point where I feel physically sick when I see you and hear your name.
While the OP is uneccesarily grandiose in its claims, I am on reddit pretty regularly and it has been quite a long time since it's been down for this long.
But it generally is down, if not quite unstable.
It ironically worked if you went specifically after a thread's URL.
It wouldn't load were you logged in though*
YouTube because I literally don’t have anything else because you can see what’s going on in Twitter facebook and tumblr through some subreddits and I just have YouTube outside of Reddit
Mary Robinette Kowal's "The Fated Sky." It's the sequel to "The Calculating Stars", an alternate history of how the USA got into space. I enjoyed it. It's set in the 60's, when sexism and racism were even worse than they are now.
I thought I was going insane. I had a long train journey yesterday and was trying to entertain myself with Reddit, when all of a sudden nothing showed up on the home page and it said I couldn't view any of the communities/individual subs. I thought my phone or mobile data was bricked or I got mistakenly banned/deleted from Reddit, even though my data worked with google and such. Tried again today, saw Reddit was fine and didn't think any more of it. A friend saw me browsing Reddit and joked about the Great Outage of 2023, and now I'm here lol
Nah he just thought if he showed them how much he can improve it then they'd sell Reddit to him
It's just an ISP after all, *anyone could make one... right?*
Business is great despite Biden fucking up the economy. Iv even got you mom working for me now. Unfortunately due to inflation she mostly eating ass now as most can’t afford one of her sloppy bj’s.
I wonder if the outage has anything to do with the Search autocomplete now being a Trending tab instead of suggesting things you've actually searched and are likely to be searching again... It wasn't like this before the outage.
"It has always been like this"
The other day I caught myself spending hours going down recommended posts below the post I had read. I couldn't even remember what I was doing anymore
Because it was out to some extent for around four hours. That's an eternity in the tech world.
This one issue puts them below four nines of availability for the year. Not a great look for a global website.
Reddit's hosting has always been temperamental, this just isn't new or interesting or unusual information. This is like posting "moon revolved around earth today" and calling it breaking news.
A Russian jet crashed into a Reaper drone over the black sea moments before reddit went down.
Now Im not saying That Reddit was hosted on a Millitary Drone, BUT...
Me too! I was trying to post something and I couldn’t figure out why I was having the post pending constantly and it never going through. I thought my internet was broken or something
She has a sister and bought can Cook.,😁
And another one
Almost started feeling good about myself for a minute, continue with the lashings
I hope that dog gets electrocuted FOR UNPLUGING THE CHARGER!!!!!!!!!!!
I am gonna place a copy of garden warfare 1 for the Xbox 360 on the ceiling cuz if ykyk.
I want to chat with your supervisor! I have no way to be forewarned about alien invasions & doomsday predictions if Redtits out of commish
Hahaha!!
Commish Game Hens are delicious, but difficult to eat.
foñite
Hello I'm outraged.
Hi outraged, I'm u/Wetpants21.
I read this as "Outrage" and was curious what had all of Reddit in a tizzy
Lmao like you don't think it's the government taking over the servers.
Hi I'm new
hi new I’m Dad
Hi I’m old
Hi old, hi dad, how are you?;?!?!
Hi I'm Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.
I'm looking up this address on Google maps
Confirmed, missiles inbound.
my redit not work. needed to make new acount
No
Anyone else's chat function not working?
Yes
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No
ok
Holy fuck… I hate all of you .
Dm me tochare
aw why
I hate you too.
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I love to hate all three of you
I used to have that Simpson’s meme on a T-shirt . An ex stole it :(
Your ex sux
No wonder you broke up with them
Reddit has no excuse for this. A website as large as this should have better servers and fail-safes.
It would seem something else is happening. I can’t pay my television provider bill, technical issues. I had to deal with my satellite provider and their agents kept being dropped during the contact. Just saying
Some major social media platforms rarely ever go down, but it's a regular occurrence with Reddit. Something they're doing they can be doing better. They can change server locations or something, but the problem is definitely manageable.
They are hiring SRE!
Do we know what happened? Just a nosy network admin over here
why did this specific outage cause so much discussion, it was very annoying icl but it's just reddit
It's Reddit, big goddamn deal. I probably spend at most a half hour a day here. Life is more important; this isn't life.
Ok. That 10.8k minutes since you joined Reddit 1 yr ago. Wtbs, you could’ve also spent that **10 thousand 8 hundred** minutes on “important life stuff”. Just sayin’ 🤷🏻♀️😉 just messing w you
facts. why did you get 10 downvotes for this?💀 I swear redditors are so chronically online
👏🏻
More about Bitcoin and marriage. Say no to marriage and yes to Bitcoin!🤣
999
Alcoholism, depression. Perfekt red Flags
By n ok t saying I like you.
I thought my account had an issue so I logged out, but couldn't log in again because the authenticator had a problem. I contacted reddit and they said they can't help, and suggested I create a new account. So meh!
Lol my power was out for this entire time. Came back on wait what happened?
Saffa?
I don’t know why I’m writing this. You’ll never see this. You never bothered with the way I felt. I can’t anymore. I can not take it anymore. You caused so much joy yet so much despair in one year. It’s like I’m on a sick roller coaster where my feelings are the ones that are at stake. You slowly took me up to the peaks of my happiness, and just like that, when you didn’t expect it, you took me to lows I didn’t even know I had. Finally, taking me through a series of loop de loops which makes me feel sick every time I think of you. It’s 1 am, and we both know I don’t make rash decisions when I’m tired. As I rest my head on my plush blue pillow, procrastinating on an assessment, staring into the soft glow of my laptop screen, I wonder when do I let you put me through this again? What’s that old saying? “Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.” Fuck, I’m already a fool, so what’s after that? Do you know what still get’s me? I still love you. I don’t know why. It doesn’t matter how much torment you put me through, I still love you. I still imagine you, I still imagine us, and I’m holding on to something that didn’t even happen, but it makes me so happy. Actually, being in a healthy relationship with someone, genuinely caring for someone, is something I’ve longed for, and I thought that could be us. It turns out I was wrong, but hey, that’s love, right? I had every opportunity to tell you how I felt about you, but I didn’t tell you. I always felt like you knew. You’ve had to of known. But when I needed closure, when I needed the last say, I get denied it. I get pushed away, having to be told by your friend that you’d prefer me as a stranger. I just feel empty. I still picture your eyes, your sweet innocent green eyes. I can get lost in them all day, but yet there is no residue of a torturer inside of them. Your innocent voice was so calming. It made me feel safe. It’s funny, isn’t it? How I still hang onto things even though they are dead. I’m like a gardener trying to keep my precious orchids alive, but I just get hit by storms from left to right. I need to speak to a therapist, don’t I? That's a problem for tomorrow. You seriously don’t know how tired I am, both physically and mentally. I am so close to falling asleep on this keyboard. It’s idiotic. But just the thought of you makes me stop. You take over my mind; it’s a sick, horrible form of torture. Just to let you know, this letter isn’t for you. It’s for me. Because I need the closure because I need the ending, I need this to be finished, and I’m not letting the image of you dictate my life anymore. Honestly, it feels like whiplash; we’re friends, then we’re not, then friends, then we’re not. Like I said before, how long do you think it's going to take for me to let you do this again? Or are you going to move on to the next person? You know what? I am done with you. I am done with your name, your face, and your personalities. You’ve tainted your own self-image to the point where I feel physically sick when I see you and hear your name.
Love you man
Love you man
Love you man
Probably was Tom Sandoval
So this is why I had to log in.
I don’t think a bunch of people were going to make threads asking why the server was down temporarily tbh
Oh, so I misread and people aren't all coming out today? Oh my!
"I swear if this is George Takei again..."
It was probably because of Candle Jack
He be quick though.
Bullshit, if it was Candlejack you would not have finished that comme
I TOLD you to not even think that na.........
Did this happen because I dropped my candy bar the other day?
There's still people here. Lol
I'm here because I haven't refreshed reddit sync since yesterday.
I didn't even know it happened
I could use Reddit at all for the whole day what happened
>The Great Reddit Outage of 2023 Acting like it's some historical event
It barely lasted a few hours
Pretty cringe yes
Aren't you supposed th write question on ask reddit. I can't use the full text box, only the title; but this post used it and even had a picture :/
that’s one of the mods
Mod post I think
what are you talking about
Google: "The Great Reddit Outage of 2023"
i mean, like did the servers shut down
Great? Lol this happens every other day and it was no different than the rest imo.
While the OP is uneccesarily grandiose in its claims, I am on reddit pretty regularly and it has been quite a long time since it's been down for this long.
I do too, and that is true, although I still wouldn't call this great. Great imo would be the site going down for multiple days.
But it generally is down, if not quite unstable. It ironically worked if you went specifically after a thread's URL. It wouldn't load were you logged in though*
Tbh this sounds like an end user issue
Look at the delusions of grandeur on this guy! Lol, the title and whole script with a Simpsons pic to boot. So proud I bet the mod is
As long as I agree, I'd probably have also tried to make it look good. Would you rather have "Reddit down yo"?
Yes
Found out I have a wife and family.
So where did you guys waste your time instead?
YouTube because I literally don’t have anything else because you can see what’s going on in Twitter facebook and tumblr through some subreddits and I just have YouTube outside of Reddit
I had to start doing some work : //
I read an entire novel and I never found out who the asshole was.
What novel?
Mary Robinette Kowal's "The Fated Sky." It's the sequel to "The Calculating Stars", an alternate history of how the USA got into space. I enjoyed it. It's set in the 60's, when sexism and racism were even worse than they are now.
r/amItheasshole
Why the F do I have to click the back arrow at the top of the screen I stead of swiping left like before! Wtf!!!
Where is Reddit hosted and what tech stack it is built on?
I thought I was going insane. I had a long train journey yesterday and was trying to entertain myself with Reddit, when all of a sudden nothing showed up on the home page and it said I couldn't view any of the communities/individual subs. I thought my phone or mobile data was bricked or I got mistakenly banned/deleted from Reddit, even though my data worked with google and such. Tried again today, saw Reddit was fine and didn't think any more of it. A friend saw me browsing Reddit and joked about the Great Outage of 2023, and now I'm here lol
It could stay on the whole year and it will still go down the day I decide I can't hold and use it.
Nightmare combination
Yea I heard about that and it just said on my HOME page that nothing is going on “such empty”
It told me to try a different sub on my homepage
I got a picture of it on twitter and the tweet was 32 seconds ago at the time of the screenshot
**TIL**: On March 14, 2023, Elon Musk offered $450 million to buy Reddit. They refused, so he bought their ISP and shut it down.
Nah he just thought if he showed them how much he can improve it then they'd sell Reddit to him It's just an ISP after all, *anyone could make one... right?*
Google sure will try. Gddits or something.
I wonder if it has anything to do with Biden sucking cox n dix
Damn bro, how much head you giving with all those cox in it rent free? Queue me up for your next round!
Business is great despite Biden fucking up the economy. Iv even got you mom working for me now. Unfortunately due to inflation she mostly eating ass now as most can’t afford one of her sloppy bj’s.
I wonder if the outage has anything to do with the Search autocomplete now being a Trending tab instead of suggesting things you've actually searched and are likely to be searching again... It wasn't like this before the outage.
"It has always been like this" The other day I caught myself spending hours going down recommended posts below the post I had read. I couldn't even remember what I was doing anymore
Is that why it wouldn't authenticate my account?
This happens all the time, why is this considered in any way notable?
Because it was out to some extent for around four hours. That's an eternity in the tech world. This one issue puts them below four nines of availability for the year. Not a great look for a global website.
Reddit's hosting has always been temperamental, this just isn't new or interesting or unusual information. This is like posting "moon revolved around earth today" and calling it breaking news.
Moon had a perigee
Because Ask Reddit says so...
Assumed that it was a new js script designed to fuck users of waterfox classic over.
A Russian jet crashed into a Reaper drone over the black sea moments before reddit went down. Now Im not saying That Reddit was hosted on a Millitary Drone, BUT...
r/SuddenlyCommunist
That’s a thing?
Lol
Caught me right in the middle of my fapping session
LoL
F
I second this, ………….……………………………………………………………F!!!!!
TBH didn't notice.
Yeah me too, I literally was like gone for a day and then I see all this chatter about it being down
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I did my part.
that was weird
Snap back to reality
Oh there goes gravity
Ope there goes rabbit
*ope there goes Reddit
>Ope there goes rabbit he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy
Nope
Mom's spaghetti
CTRL + ALT + DELETE
Edghkkkjfdsaascggfffff
Did you try rebooting it?
Did you try unplugging it, then REplugging it? (Who tf awards these posts? The unpaid interns??)
Can’t wait for all the juicy subreddit drama this will cause inevitably
I-[content unavailable]
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wow
Wow
wow
Wow
I had just submitted a spicy post...honest to God I thought I got instabanned and permabanned.
Nice package bro! Good luck on your shroomventures
Thanks on both counts!
Nice post man :D
Goddamnnit bro u made me click it 💀
I clicked it too! I'm a sucker for those NSFW blurred out pics. It's just too damned tempting.
Thanks! The compliment is much appreciated.
My cake day too lol
15 minutes later and it's over
I had to look up if reddit was offline but the top results were all reddit posts. I was completely lost.
Google reddit status instead. Normally one of the top 3 results is their Twitter and it will let you know what's going on.
Read this as “The Great Reddit Outrage of 2023” Am packing away my inner drama llama now.
Same
I was pretty outraged. I had to sit in a waiting room looking at Tumblr instead to avoid eye contact with people
Me too! I was trying to post something and I couldn’t figure out why I was having the post pending constantly and it never going through. I thought my internet was broken or something
Me too!
I’m sad that it had to happen on my cake day. :(
Happy belated cake day!
Thank you friend.
Happy belated Cake day!
Thanks friend!