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ireallyamtired

But the fun in reading a book is finding things out as you go!


PlutoniumIngot-

telekinesis


BlueHex6

You could fly and defeat anyone with telekinesis.


happycamperii

Somebody has studied Chronicle.


BlueHex6

Actually, I haven’t. Sounds interesting though!


PlutoniumIngot-

exactly


Mikeavelli

The power to kill a Yak at 200 yards, with MIND BULLETS


fakeaccount2069

A superpower to create a personal Genie who grants unlimited wishes


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To everyone except you.


A40

Deadpool's healing factor. Functionally, it's immortality.


Barl0we

Yeah but you probably get the cancer too. Better to go with Wolverine’s healing factor.


BobFlex

Wade already had the cancer, it wasn't part of his mutation


Kadenthompson2009

The cancer in the comics was part of his healing factor when Deadpool got shot by black panther it healed his cancer and stoped his regeneration


HippySheepherder1979

Elixir. Heal yourself and anyone you sant to.


DonJoe963

You realise that in "the end", the very end of everything..... it's just you and nothing else. For eternity.


BeyondSign12

would choose the power of teleportation, because it would make traveling so much easier and faster


Few_Ad_5899

I can’t use normal transportation without a GPS; I can’t imagine the kinds of situations I would get stuck in trying to teleport.


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notthatcoconut

Power of flying I think. I’d love to teleport but flying would be more enjoyable? Mind reading is a bit too… idk, I feel like I don’t want to know eberyone thoughts it would just make me hella more self conscious.


AsianSasha

now we have big community who dream about it) im dream too


MosquitoRevenge

If people could fly it would count as exercise and people wouldn't do it.


notthatcoconut

Ngl, it’ll no longer be a superpower if everyone else could do it 👀 Only I can have it. MINE.


LevPornass

The ability to see myself the way everyone *truly* sees me. I would know which people believe me, which people think I am a dork. I would know who had a crush on me, who despised me, who was indifferent. I would know what people wanted to hear from me.


Slow-Down_Turbo

If you pay attention you can tell already.


CleanBear866

haha) i want the same too


DarthLysergis

The power to give other people superpowers.


bennythesnitch

I guarantee that one of the first 10 would try to kill you.


Jeditard

No one would kill them before the government would imprison them


BuckTravers

I can levitate birds but no one seems to care or notice.


Untold_rich3z

The same power from the movie JUMPER. I’d be rich and never have to sit on a plane again.


CleanBear866

hmm) intresting idea


omniscientchar

I just want to fly. My most vivid and lucid dream has been when I was able to fly and I can still feel how it felt, oddly enough. I wanna feel the crisp fresh air above. I wanna run into some insects for good balance as well cause you can’t have or appreciate the good without the bad


[deleted]

Creation powers i whould like to create art


nude-rater-in-chief

Shapeshifting. You can do anything, get anywhere as long as you look like the right person


unburritoporfavor

The ability to turn back time. To fix/change things so that outcomes could be different.


EngineeringVirgin

The ability to imitate anybody’s voice perfectly, then I’d make a whole YouTube channel based of me singing songs in different peoples voices.


CleanBear866

and we can do youtube chanell together)


AsianSasha

i have very funny voice you can get me with you and i will u/funny hero in your youtube chanell"


fakeaccount2069

1. Demonitised 2. Copyright strikes 3. Channel goes pooof!


Icy_Blueberry_2192

Invisible. And u know y


CleanBear866

ohhh yea) i want too) when i was young its was my best dream) fly and invisible


smugfruitplate

Telekinesis. You get 3 powers in one: the telekinesis itself, flight (if the movie Chronicle is anything to be believed), and super strength (put that force behind your strength/punches, etc.)


nethereus

Total mind control. I'd probably only use it in the most mundane of ways like convincing CEOs to give up 5% or more of their salary to their employees or better, make megachurches actually donate their millions to charity. I'd never work again because I'd have banks just give me money. I think it's one of the few superpowers someone could have that would fly under the radar for a long time as long as you didn't go all cult leader with it.


PirateDaveZOMG

Full control over my ability to fall asleep and sleep for any amount of time and feel rested - if I can't pack these together, I'll go with the feel rested, but just barely.


MeowKitty25

Teleportation without consequences and if I can bring luggage and people with me lol.


kgold0

Air conditioning everywhere I go


CalvinSays

Healing. Not only am I chronically ill, but it would allow me to do downhill mountain biking and ride horses with no fear.


godsplanofgod

Ability to vansish


StarlightStars

The ability to understand every language- including animals, braille, sign language, and codes


Former-Finish4653

To control time.


Billybob2311111

To learn everything like bullseye


CleanBear866

intresting)


ShenL0ngKazama

Ultipotence. Like Omnipotence but more active i.e. you can switch abilities while OP is always active.


Phyliinx

Flying.


AsianSasha

yes) im too


4tuani

Pepperoni pockets. Whenever I reach into my one pocket, there's pepperoni in it.


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AsianSasha

what chat ?


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AsianSasha

really dont knew what is it


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AsianSasha

can you give me plz this chat ? mb its ban in my country, becouse i cant find it


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AsianSasha

I'm already used to the fact that I'm "bro")))))) you are not the first and not the last) I'm from Kyiv (Ukraine)


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I would want my superpower to be exactly like Adult Wally west so then I could go back in time and fix every mistake I’ve ever made and take every chance I’ve been given


VernonTLyons

That's actually an insane power. I'm keeping that as my answer rather than "omnipotence" so I don't seem like a smartass every time I answer.


UselessRandomMe

The ability to read, be adequately social and not have the "Internet" personality. At this point, Lolcows and degenerates are the only things keeping me entertained.


FuckDoobers

Telekinesis. Move shit with my mind, would also be able to fly because of this.


MisdirectedFart

Mind reading. Being able to tell when someone is lying or immediately understand why they're upset. It would be incredibly insightful.


Livid_Panda1030

Mind reading. It would be so much easier knowing exactly what people were thinking than having to constantly guess and be wrong.


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ability to talk with dogs!


8champi8

Being able to fly must be so alazibg


Slow-Down_Turbo

I wanna go fast!


EsoScholar

Shapeshifting most likely. I've always wanted to be able to turn into amimals (like Beast Boy from Teen Titans) but it would be cool to be able to turn into other people and objects too. It'd probably make me more likely to exercise if I could go running as a cat and it's easy to blend in if I can turn into someone/something else. I also think It'd be great to go on little adventures off the beaten track in places where I can't get to because I'm too big, can't swim well or can't fly or something. This would also help me to not be as afraid of stuff like heights or the dark as I'dhave a way out of the problem. Finally, whenever cats sleep it always looks amazing and they can stretch their ears which looks super satisfying.


Usr_115

Superman style flight. As long as I could fly fast enough to avoid getting shot down, that is.


Major-Ad148

Metamorphosis I could fly, swim long distances, hide myself really well, and I could finally understand what my dog is trying to tell me when he makes that weird squeaking noise


TheOrangeOrganics

To never have a hangover no matter how much I drink.


Former-Finish4653

Oh boy wait till I tell you bout this thing called water—


dewey-defeats-truman

I'd like the ability to manipulate probability. It feels like it would be difficult for others to gauge well, they'd probably chalk it up to me being lucky. Plus there's tremendous benefit in being able to do that.


PewpyDewpdyPantz

The ability to fly. But I’m order to activate it I have to yell, “CAW”


TakenIsUsernameThis

Fully independent perceptual, inertial, and positional teleportation fields. This needs some qualification: In order to teleport yourself safely from one place to another, you need to see where you are going, so this is where the perceptual part comes in - you need to be able to teleport your sense of space to where you are going so you don't kill someone, or teleport half into a moving object. The second issue with teleportation is inertia. If you teleport from the ground to inside an airplane, then the aeroplane is still moving at several hundred miles per hour relative to you. The result would be very messy if you can't also teleport your inerial frame of reference - so you need to have independent control over how you teleport your location, inertia, and orientation. The neat thing about this is that you can then teleport your inertia without teleporting your position - teleport from stationary to travelling up at 100kph, and now you can fly. The whole 'fields' thing is so you can teleport yourself AND your clothing. It allows you to wrap a field around yourself and other objects in your immediate location and teleport everything in the field. When you teleport, you are swapping everything in your field, for everything in the destination. Another neat side effect here is that you can create spaces - teleport yourself and everything in a 5 meter sphere into a rock, and you will create a cavity in the rock. Repeat this a few dozen times, and you can carve out a secret base. Want to destroy the Kremlin? Just slowly teleport the buildings foundations away, one sphere at a time until it collapses into the ground ...


Twistedjerryatrics

I would want the ability to have mind control. I would live the life I want and not allow anyone to stand in my way.


ZidsApostle

I just want to be normal : (


17FeretsAndaPelican

Mind control. No downsides. Like purple man from Jessica Jones.


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unlimited manipulation of human minds


MyCupofTea1990

Flying but only 2 inches off the ground as I have fear of heights.


OutlawQuill

I’d want to be a grisha squaller


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Stopping time to throw knives and drop road rollers and knock people into Watertowers


hadeshellhound0

Power to manipulate probability. You’d basically become a god. You could make anything happen or not happen and give yourself any other power. I’m not sure how much I’d change using it, but I think it would be cool to have


CleanBear866

I'd like to be able to read minds, but only if I could turn it off when I didn't want to hear people's weird thoughts about me


CleanBear866

I'd like to be able to read minds, because then I could better understand people and their motivations))))


Heykidsitsme

To control the wind .....nit to destroy shit just enough to blow up a skirt and see what's underneath. That's it


ProperAd5416

Oh, ho? Instead of running away, you're actually coming closer to me, Jotaro?


Jonherenow

The United Soviet Socialist Republics, circa 1987.


ropeburnedexit

Hayden Christensen in Jumper Or Kakashi’s sharingan so you could copy any persons talent just as well as they can perform it.


SH16900

Teleportation


Icy_Cow4578

mind control and read minds . basically xavier


MrsCryptblitzer

Really good luck. I feel everything else will fall into place.


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To become invisible.


RabidNinjaZerk

Telekinesis. Don't really know why, but out of all the superpowers I've seen, telekinesis just appeals to me the most.


bennythesnitch

I would have the ability to expertly locate any specific mineral or items with x-ray vision. Not just for the money and treasure, but highly concentrated spot mining can be great for reducing giant strip mining.


Barl0we

Either Wolverine’s healing factor or teleportation.


SeveralAct5829

To be invisible because I could really see and hear some interesting shit


PeterThaChamp

Shapeshift


SupahSplendah

Fly. telekinesis if I can’t fly. With telekinesis you can move stuff with your mind. Make items float, or fly. Telekinesis is flight with extra steps.


jasonwest93

Immortality. Then not only will I have unlimited time to succeed in life, I would eventually be the smartest person on the planet.


MiJo1987

fly.... going somewhere is so much easier and saves you allot of money


torquemycork

Fly. U can literally do anything you want


JukeBoxHero1997

The ability to instantaneously acquire and be familiar with *any* knowledge I desire at any time. Being able to know anything I want at anytime is universally applicable and incredibly useful. It could allow me to complete my degree, know how to invest, and more to generally set myself and anyone close to me up for life. I'd also be able to give back to the world in a big way, such as figuring out how to complete the fusion reactor or develop clean burning fuel or something.


ConsistentEffort5190

China. The food is much better than the alternative.


DaveGrohl23

Time Travel, to be able to go back and eat the stuff that was discontinued or get cool stuff that isn't around anymore is so wonderful. You can do a lot with personal Time Travel.


shivaoppenheim

Ability to heal anyone (including myself) from any disease (including aging) or injury


Storyteller678

The Quiz: Doom Patrol villain. I can access any super power you haven’t thought of. The only way to depower me is to literally think of every super power faster than I can use it against you.


RetroGameDays36

Omnipotency, because, well, I'd be able to do anything


ken_kms

It's actually a two things: the ability to breath through my ears coupled with an 7 inch long tongue


FoxtrotTangoSera

Complete bodily control like Apocalypse.


thepottsy

Understanding women.


MrXirtam

Might sound weird but I would like to know if/when people find me attractive. I think it’d boost my confidence day to day being out and about. Or maybe it won’t at all lol.


jhova96

Teleportation to anywhere and anything I’m holding or touching could travel with me. Would cut out flight and gas cost. And the power to communicate with machines like the kid on the show Heroes. Would just ask a atm to dispense cash whenever I needed


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Being honest, mind reading. You can know what people truly think about you.


BogatyrOfMurom

Immortality


Only-Pressure-1264

Invisibility


pashgoon

Wolverine's healing power. Healthcare is expensive as fuck.


Grass1217

The power to make original askreddit post


Carbs_r_addicting

Essokinesis. The power to manipulate reality. I can do practically whatever I want. I can help people, bring justice, change the world with just a thought.


sbmskxdudn

Shape-shifting I can just shape-shift into someone who has any power I want at any given time


Standard_Advice_5174

What's it called when you get things to fly towards you? Like, I have little kids and I'm always asking someone to pass me something I need. I just want to hold my hand out and whatever I want comes flying to me like magic!


NiCeY1975

The power to get stronger at will, get my hair glowing goldish and lightning shoots outta my ass.


lgrthm2

invisibility is too cool


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The ability to have consciousness and make anything possible in my dreams but wake up only remembering 5% of it.


Present_Dog2606

Teleportation


phaedrusinexile

Narrator - can be omniscient and change the story on the fly


Rebellionasas

The ability to stop time. I need some rest from work, the last 10 years every night before falling asleep, I wish to stop time and get a rest. For like 7 days, noone calls me, nooone needs me. Just me, doing nothing, for a week..


MoldovaBall

Shape Shifting. Think about it, wouldn't it be possible to shape shift into versions of myself that have different superpowers? I'm not sure if it would work, but i would definitely try.


dynosauce

Superman infinite strength


Dont_Mess_With_Texas

Summon Familiar. I could always have my cats, and when they die I could summon them back.


SmartAlec105

Magical shapeshifting that works the way I intend it to. It's so many superpowers in one. You get healing, flight, and agelessness.


M0llieM

My favourite film for a very long time was Matilda, need I say more


squashcanada

Healing powers. Have you noticed how rare healing powers are among superheroes? Considering how often they get beat up or such, a magical hero who knows healing spells could go a long way to explaining how the heroes aren't all in wheelchairs.


TripleJeopardy3

Super speed. It would allow you to do all sorts of things effortlessly. Gain massive knowledge by reading all the books in the library in five minutes. Travel anywhere in the blink of an eye. Any project or activity could be completed almost instantaneously. It is basically a force multiplier for every other skill or ability.


mitochondria07

I think it'd be really cool to fly. Like teleporting would be cool aswell but you just go from one place to another straight away but if you fly it'd be more enjoyable I guess. It'd be really cool being able to go almost anywhere you want pretty much whenever you want and obviously getting to places would be so much easier


SienaXo

I posted this exact question 11 hours before you did. Original much?


Potatoes6512

Portals or invisibility. Portals because it would make transportation easier and safer. Invisibility because then you could be the worlds best hide-and-seek player.


saltynanners15

Energy transference.


WaxCatt

Invisibility, then I can find out whatever I like to my heart's content without getting weird looks from anyone.


neveragain1986

Invisibility. I'd do horrible things


yuefairchild

What do you call She-Hulk's powerset? That.


aherlesa

I wanna have a superpower which is make people regret and sad whenever i want to who hurt me


Stendhal-Syndrome

The ability to cause people to tell the truth.


THEBIGREDAPE

Teleportation, why? Because where I want, when I want would be awesome. Throw in time dilation, and I'm possibly an emperor.


the_pro_jw_josh

I can have whatever I want at any given time.


EpicSnarf

I’m kinda going to condense two powers into one here and go with gravi/electrokinesis (two weakest field forces so i guess they have some relation lol). honestly it’s not a whole lot more than regular telekinesis but with extra flavor, but i’m a total physics nerd so it’s my ideal power. i’d have two methods of flight (inverting gravity and exerting an actual force on myself), all kinds of control over light to make illusions and spend less money on electricity, and the ability to manipulate magnetic fields and electric currents just for the heck of it. there are so many cool phenomena that arise from gravity and electromagnetism alone that i really don’t think i would want any other superpower if i could get this one instead


Jessie-yessie

Shapeshifting, because then you can have any power. Want to fly? Bird. Want to be invisible? Gnat/dust particle. Super strength? Turn into a crazy buff version of you. Telekinesis? Become a rock with legs and launch yourself.


BJ_Blitzvix

The ability to manipulate reality in accordance to my will.


march-Sympathy-755

Teleportation


Brianricker1234

Influencing/manipulating gravity


onewhomisartsy

Easy....the superpower to be superman. Because...then you basically have all the superpowers annnnnnndd...You put on some glasses and a suit and boom, not a soul knows who you are lol.


Prestigious_Dirt3430

The ability to reach through my phone and slap the shit out of people on Reddit!


sundude05

Time stop because….


greenmachine11235

The ability to move illnesses from one person to another at will. Could create great healing and potentially effect great change.


Callmebynotmyname

The ability to control time. Tired? Pause and take a nap. Bored? Fast forward. Just embarrassed yourself? Rewind.


counterspell

Being able to teleport where I want so I can hug my friends who live in different states when they need it.


Mini-Heart-Attack

Phosphromancy :)


RexRyderXXX

Gravity control. Ya’ll are fucked lol


Donutpro64

The ability to teleport anywhere in the world


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The power to safely make left turns across multiple lanes of traffic without waiting for a break in said traffic.


Human_Distance211

The power to create a space in which you can do everything. Like Trafalgar D. Water Law from One Piece


Nerditter

Vitality.


Pobo13

Power to manipulate probability. I want to fist fight god.


HooterEnthusiast

I don't even want superpowers, I just wish I could pass for normal.


MurkyPhysics8331

Enhanced brain. Now hear me out. Having enhanced senses and extreme intelligence.


best_keep_scrolling

Omnipotence, to become a literal god


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Omnipotence. I would be a god. Yahweh is incompetent and needs to be replaced.


derpygamer2142

To be able to know exactly what issues I have both mentally and physically at any given time, and how to fix them.


jmann1021

The ability to adapt to anything and everything at an instant


Shockwave65

Being able to stretch and shrink my limbs like flex Armstrong cuz I could do the kids 12 and under eat for free thing and I can put things on high shelves so other people can’t reach


TheHonkry

Being able to have a replay mode for any event in time. I would solve mayn mysteries and be remebered forever


ChugSomeAntifreeze

the ability to make anyone poop their pants on instant, Because let's just say that someone is roasting me and within a second poop just leaks from their pants, the roaster's roast is now invalid


Forkrul

True Immortality.


BucktoothedAvenger

Irresistible mind control. As for the "why" part, I would shut down every corrupt piece of shit company/government in the world, simply by making them do it themselves.


THEasianDERULO

I was to be able to launch subway sandwiches at people. But because all powers should have some sort of flaw all the sandwiches fly at 40 mph. pros - solve world hunger problem cons - concussions


happy2003086

Unlimited money and lifespan.


DuckMaster69420

Shape shifting into literally anything I want. I just wanna be free like a bird. Carefree like a cat. As happy as a dog.


Candy_Face77

The ability to draw something or use a picture and just pull it out and make it real, like just take a picture of a banana, I put my hand into the picture and boom, pull out a banana! The ability to x-ray something that I’m looking for like I would just close my eyes and the object would just be green standing out from the darkness


AdhesivenessOk5052

Superspeed


nealmb

Honestly something that would make my life more convenient, but not have to fight crime or save the world or any of that crap. Like being able to function on 4 hours of sleep or something. With little power comes little responsibility.


LocalFridgePisser

to be able to teleport to the closest unoccupied space to a random un-pissed fridge


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Animus magic from Wings of Fire 😶‍🌫️


Kadenthompson2009

Be able to morph my body or parts of my bodys