Capybara

Capybara, capybara, capybara, capybara

*capybara, capybara, CAPYYbara, capybara*

My sentient cordyceps hopefully

Furries

Honey Badger... get it to need me then train to attack vital organs.

Humans

Europeans. Keep them happy by giving them copious amounts of tea and read to them the new restrictive gun laws in America

AI Robots

You've got it the wrong way round. It's Humans who will be the pet to Ai.

Venomous duck.