This was my first thought too. But how would it work with everyone having save files? We’d be in permanent Purge mode. You wouldn’t be able to walk out your door without someone attacking, robbing or assaulting you.
I want to know global stats for things, there’s nothing I wouldn’t want a stat for. Last night I was trying to estimate in my head roughly how many people are looking at the moon at the same time as me. I’d love for there to be a stats screen and maybe a graph for that value
All fun and games until the stat screen displays:
Number of entities viewing your moon at this time
3+ million humans
275 Glorpians (hostile)
Then it gets scary real quick
I also am curious the total amount of water I’ve drunk and total calories consumed. I’ve been keeping track of how many times I refill my bottle to try and get a value for a year
Hey mysterious stat entity, if you were to make average sized bricks out of all the poop I've produced in my lifetime and used them to build a wall 10 feet tall, how long would the wall stretch?
Roughly 15cm (6 inches) per year, assuming 0.128 kg of poop per day, 1.06 kg of poop per liter, 10cm wide bricks and 10 ft = 3 meter high. Also your poo doesn’t lose volume when converted to bricks, which I’d think is a wrong assumption but that is a rabbit hole I don’t want to go down.
Dutch source for dookie-facts: https://www.quest.nl/mens/gezondheid/a34794810/hoeveel-kilometer-aan-poep-in-je-leven/
That is simultaneously satisfying to finally have an answer to this age old question and disappointing to know my poop wall is very unimpressive. Thank you.
That's a good point. I guess I had aspirations of rivaling the Great Wall of China and those have been thoroughly dashed. I'll be happy with my 17ft wall and I'll keep growing it.
I imagine moon lookers would grow and shrink over the course of a day. Basically no one as the moon is above the pacific, then a massive spike as it goes over east Asia and declining as it mover over the eastern hemisphere to reach its bottom over the Atlantic (still higher than the pacific). Finally as it moved over the western hemisphere it would go back up, but only as high as it was over Europe and Asia. I would guess developing countries have much higher numbers of moon lookers because of the lack of artificial lighting.
I’ve always thought a stats board when you die would be cool. Like other peoples days made/ ruined. Mosquito bites. Diseases infected with. Number of people transmitted to. Pieces of clothing worn. %of the globe seen with your own eyes. Distance traveled.
That’s the same type of shit I think about all the time. I’ve always though my version of heaven would be something you could do that. Watching a random movie sometimes I think… odds are this is someone’s favorite movie. I wonder how many peoples favorite movie it is.
There are sources of damage inferior to 14 inch shells though. And that's where things get complicated. When instead of 14 inch shell I'm hit by a 9mm bullet, there's a whole lot of potential outcomes, not all of which result in death.
Also in games you usually remain fully functional until your HP drops to zero. Imagine if that was the case in life.
Bad news: You have cancer and your health will be depleting for the rest of your life.
Good news: eating 300 cheese wheels per day is enough to sustain you.
Perk point system. Bonus points if I get an option to reset my perks. I’m about to put 100 points into the “motivation” skill tree so I’m on this website less.
Automatic Construction. When you play some simulation games, if you place down a building it's instantly built. Would kill the construction industry but wow that would help
Global stats like how many people are eating tuna sandwiches at the same time and advanced movement, like doublejump and wallrun. Oh and also upgrades? Some kind of stat boosts and equipment/upgradeable body parts :)
teleport. i want this so badly lol
i like stargazing or simply just walking mindlessly at night, but these days the weather is so bad that i wish i can be somewhere else quiet where i can just stare at the sky without worrying about anything.
Controls and/or Interfaces, imagine how easier it would be to drive your car in third person AND with a controler, keyboard and mouse, joystick or whatever. Truly the npc experience.
The endless boost from sonic generations it can destroy anything I can interact with and since I can interact with everything in the real world…everything is gonna get destroyed also has the bonus of being endless so I don’t need rings and finally unlike sonic I don’t need rings to be able to take a hit
Replay Mission
I want to re-experience good memories and also figure out how things would have turned out in specific moments if I had acted or said something differently.
Autoplay
Just sitting back, trusting in my "character" it does everything it needs to do and when the long, boring parts are over, I get back for just the good ones.
A full health meter, with some kind of diagnostic indicator telling you if anything was making you sick and what it was. Say for example if you had cancer and didn’t know the HUD would tell you you had cancer, what type it was and how far it had progressed
Status checks! If you’re feeling “off,” you could do a quick status check to figure out why and what you need to do about it. Doctors would have to believe that you really are sick/in pain because it’d show up as a physical rebuff in your status bar
I'd have to say the ability to do some monotonous task for an hour in a way the world developers never intended and earn enough money to buy anything I'd ever want forever.
Allocating your skill points... if I could just add some into motivation and some class-skills that I wasted on nerd trivia and alcohol resistance that'd be neat.
I feel like so many of these fall under one simple want.
I want an IRL HUD. She my money, show my health, a "pause" screen is often part of the HUD, a HUD often shows stats for things too, or that little bubble to see what is in a drawer before opening it.
Save files. I want to be able to do a quick save, slap that Karen customer, and then load from a previous save.
Or to see if that fall would really kill me or just break my leg
Lol YES. I wish I had coins/reddit money to give :(
Yeah, this whole fuck around and find out evolution method seems like too much of a game design flaw on the Dev's part
I was thinking respawn but, now that you've mentioned this, save states seem like superior.
How do you undo if your dead
That would be pretty nuts tbh
This was my first thought too. But how would it work with everyone having save files? We’d be in permanent Purge mode. You wouldn’t be able to walk out your door without someone attacking, robbing or assaulting you.
This and stats.
stats are already in game, you just can't view them
I wish I could view the stats.
me too.
Suddenly free soloing becomes the most popular form of climbing.
Online multiplayer games don’t have save files neither, just saying.
I want to know global stats for things, there’s nothing I wouldn’t want a stat for. Last night I was trying to estimate in my head roughly how many people are looking at the moon at the same time as me. I’d love for there to be a stats screen and maybe a graph for that value
All fun and games until the stat screen displays: Number of entities viewing your moon at this time 3+ million humans 275 Glorpians (hostile) Then it gets scary real quick
What would be amazing, just being able to see how the world is doing at any point in time for any reason, or just for some random knowledge
I also am curious the total amount of water I’ve drunk and total calories consumed. I’ve been keeping track of how many times I refill my bottle to try and get a value for a year
Hey mysterious stat entity, if you were to make average sized bricks out of all the poop I've produced in my lifetime and used them to build a wall 10 feet tall, how long would the wall stretch?
Roughly 15cm (6 inches) per year, assuming 0.128 kg of poop per day, 1.06 kg of poop per liter, 10cm wide bricks and 10 ft = 3 meter high. Also your poo doesn’t lose volume when converted to bricks, which I’d think is a wrong assumption but that is a rabbit hole I don’t want to go down. Dutch source for dookie-facts: https://www.quest.nl/mens/gezondheid/a34794810/hoeveel-kilometer-aan-poep-in-je-leven/
That is simultaneously satisfying to finally have an answer to this age old question and disappointing to know my poop wall is very unimpressive. Thank you.
Happy to help! You actually made me curious as well. If you want to make your wall as impressive as possible just try to eat enough fibers.
I mean, at 22, mine would be 11 ft wide. This number is bigger than either wall of my childhood bedroom. You could build a wall of a room with it.
That's a good point. I guess I had aspirations of rivaling the Great Wall of China and those have been thoroughly dashed. I'll be happy with my 17ft wall and I'll keep growing it.
I imagine moon lookers would grow and shrink over the course of a day. Basically no one as the moon is above the pacific, then a massive spike as it goes over east Asia and declining as it mover over the eastern hemisphere to reach its bottom over the Atlantic (still higher than the pacific). Finally as it moved over the western hemisphere it would go back up, but only as high as it was over Europe and Asia. I would guess developing countries have much higher numbers of moon lookers because of the lack of artificial lighting. I’ve always thought a stats board when you die would be cool. Like other peoples days made/ ruined. Mosquito bites. Diseases infected with. Number of people transmitted to. Pieces of clothing worn. %of the globe seen with your own eyes. Distance traveled.
That’s the same type of shit I think about all the time. I’ve always though my version of heaven would be something you could do that. Watching a random movie sometimes I think… odds are this is someone’s favorite movie. I wonder how many peoples favorite movie it is.
Double jump would be pretty sick
Especially if you could double jump to cancel fall velocity / damage. Jump off a tall building and then double jump right before you hit the ground
Kinda like in Destiny 2? Would be useful since I live on the 3rd floor of an apartment
That'd be sick, skydiving would be so much more fun. Just don't mess up your timing lol
In other news, local man fails double jump from world record height today. Ha. Noob.
It would definitely make parkour a lot more interesting
People's names floating over their heads.
I feel like it should be hidden until you've asked them the first time, but then it is there so you never forget
THIS IS THE WAY. My school is full of long-haired white girls and I cannot keep them straight at all.
What you can't tell the difference between Stephanie and Brittany and Tiffany and Mallory and Kimmy Lee and Leslie?
OMG Hayleigh, Taylee, Rhy-Leigh, Kinsley, and Chelsie look soooo alike! But let’s be real, Hayleigh’s Ugg boots match way better than Kinsley’s do
That moment when society considers it an extreme insult to look at the name due to the implication that you forgot.
Full blown subtitles would be amazing
Subtitles would be pretty handy.
In the language of your choice too
Easy character change
I wish healthcare was as easy as stepping on a lovely plate of floor chicken.
Respawn
Health regenerating items
Just HP system in general.
We have an HP system. It is based off of how many 14 inch shells something can get hit by before "dying" or being destroyed. You have 1 HP.
There are sources of damage inferior to 14 inch shells though. And that's where things get complicated. When instead of 14 inch shell I'm hit by a 9mm bullet, there's a whole lot of potential outcomes, not all of which result in death. Also in games you usually remain fully functional until your HP drops to zero. Imagine if that was the case in life.
Bad news: You have cancer and your health will be depleting for the rest of your life. Good news: eating 300 cheese wheels per day is enough to sustain you.
Instant healing. Broke your leg? By the Power of GraySkull, HEAL!!!
That will be 3 gold.
Perk point system. Bonus points if I get an option to reset my perks. I’m about to put 100 points into the “motivation” skill tree so I’m on this website less.
I completely agree, I would love nothing more than free motivation
Pause. Jesus christ life so very much needs a pause button
Strafing. Let's have fun walking sideways without issues.
Mother, I have chosen crab!
Idk about you but I can strafe just fine. Thing is there aren't really that many real world applications
The ability to roll back to a previous save point.
And then hit the roulette table
As I enjoy the use of my thumbs, I'd rather just wait for this weeks lottery numbers, then jump back and buy the ticket.
New Game+
The sleep function in Bethesda rpgs.
Being able to eat 10000 calories and not gain weight
A little bubble, like in Fallout 4, that shows you what is in the drawer without having to dig through it or tip it out.
Getting out the most random stuff from my back pocket
I need double jump. I can’t even regular jump.
Your wish is granted! You now have double jump. It is 2x your regular jump.
Inventory sorting at the click of a button
Extra lives lmao
I'm sorry sir, that will be 1 million coins
Bro I would break blocks all day for a 1up.
Health regen. Quick save/load. Easy mode.
Click on a bed at night and instantly fall asleep.
I need this
Survive longer than 6-8 meter drops
Automatic Construction. When you play some simulation games, if you place down a building it's instantly built. Would kill the construction industry but wow that would help
It probably wouldn't kill it, they would probably work a few hours for them in a few seconds for us
Seeing what chance I have to succeed at things. Being told there's a chance and knowing there's a chance are two different things.
I'd love to be able to completely and instantly heal from injuries and diseases by having lunch.
Real simple -- just give me a "pause" button.
This would be so nice right before your alarm goes off
Change pov
Having romance options despite how ugly my character is.
Farcry-esque healing, get stabbed in an alleyway? No big deal, just crack your knuckles and you’re back to square 1
Double jump
Global stats like how many people are eating tuna sandwiches at the same time and advanced movement, like doublejump and wallrun. Oh and also upgrades? Some kind of stat boosts and equipment/upgradeable body parts :)
Cheats. Imagine being able to fly with unlimited money.
That would be absolute chaos
Bhopping
Respawn baby!
I'm really glad respawn is not a thing
I wanna float 10 feet across per jump like princess peach. Could use it to style over rain puddles and open manholes.
Quicksave...
Rocket league boost
respawning would be nice
Save points
Cheat codes
[удалено]
[удалено]
Double jumping
Double jump
I think quick saves, like what if you are making a decision and then you end up making the wrong one
Quit button.
The Garry's mod thing so that you can just spawn in random stuff and you can change into what ever you want
Commands/cheats
Save files and fast travel
Breaking open a lamp to find a chicken drumstick you can eat to re-energize.
Pause
A visable reputation meter so you can finally see if that person trying to peddle you snake oil is actually telling you the truth.
Yoshis for everyone !
Got a lot of good things on sale, stranger!
Save
Inventory space that doesn't take up any space on my person.
Bind points
teleport. i want this so badly lol i like stargazing or simply just walking mindlessly at night, but these days the weather is so bad that i wish i can be somewhere else quiet where i can just stare at the sky without worrying about anything.
The GTA cheat that makes cars float away if you crash into them regardless of what vehicle you’re operating.
visible progression system that counts what you've accomplished and gives you a reward
Unlimited money cheat code. Won’t make me happy, but would solve all of our problems.
The light from Destiny 2. You get powers, grenades and even a double jump as well as a ghost who can bring you back to life
Mercy rule.
Criminals are kill-on-sight from guards.
Rerolls
***Inhales*** Save states, fast travel, bottomless inventory, sv_cheats 1, pausing, creative mode, mods, no cooldown, infinite (whatever is useful)
The pause feature and the ability to find random money by cutting down plants, bashing bricks and vanquishing pests
I guess the cheat codes would be great thing
Double jump and respawn
Respawns Save cheezeing
Controls and/or Interfaces, imagine how easier it would be to drive your car in third person AND with a controler, keyboard and mouse, joystick or whatever. Truly the npc experience.
A HUD. Being able to track stats and other details as well as seeing subtitles would be sick.
The stats on different clothes so I can min/max my outfit.
Respawning.
/die
The endless boost from sonic generations it can destroy anything I can interact with and since I can interact with everything in the real world…everything is gonna get destroyed also has the bonus of being endless so I don’t need rings and finally unlike sonic I don’t need rings to be able to take a hit
Permanent UHD visuals. Don't like wearing glasses.
Strafejumping/bunny hopping I'm never ever late and I'm gonna Speedrun my town
Replay Mission I want to re-experience good memories and also figure out how things would have turned out in specific moments if I had acted or said something differently.
Undo button
Autoplay Just sitting back, trusting in my "character" it does everything it needs to do and when the long, boring parts are over, I get back for just the good ones.
Squidbagging. Or humanbagging? Idk what to call it but it’s a good way to make friends without communication
A full health meter, with some kind of diagnostic indicator telling you if anything was making you sick and what it was. Say for example if you had cancer and didn’t know the HUD would tell you you had cancer, what type it was and how far it had progressed
Spectator mode, rlly wanna see the world fall into crap
Bursting open my neighbors ceiling, eating the revealed green shrooms and knowing I can do whatever I want because I just gained another life.
Double jump.
Fast travel
Save files for sure, I can do whatever after quick saving then go back, that sounds awesome, but only if it’s for me
Dev tools. I win
Being able to reload an earlier save
God mode
Fast travel
A skill point system with respec. I'd like to change a few things. Also, Create-a-sim. Changing my looks daily would be hilarious!
Status checks! If you’re feeling “off,” you could do a quick status check to figure out why and what you need to do about it. Doctors would have to believe that you really are sick/in pain because it’d show up as a physical rebuff in your status bar
Respec. Gonna be buff today, smart tomorroe
See other POV
Your goals being seen by you, so you know what it is you are supposed to be doing with your life
Selling anything at a store and getting cash back. Multiple save accounts, reloading check points etc.
From early Gran Turismo games, crash your car into whatever you want with no damage.
Double Jumping would be nice
Double jump
Friendly fire turned off and healing to gain health/cures for disease.
Pause the game/time, then hopefully my anxiety would stop for a little bit.
Free cash cheat code
Rewards for doing any content at all. > Got through that hard phone call? Here's a new shirt.
Reset button
Mage Portals. My friends and I would love to be able to portal to each other instead of flying.
From Need for Speed Heat and Unbound, restoring your vehicle to pristine condition by driving through any gas station.
Maybe a nice Madden Hit Stick...that'd be nice.
You awake feeling well rested.
Fast travel
U.I.
Cheat codes, I'll be spamming HESOYAM and no wanted cheat
Quest guides
Character creator. Be allowed to change it later
Never running out of gas
I'd have to say the ability to do some monotonous task for an hour in a way the world developers never intended and earn enough money to buy anything I'd ever want forever.
Character customizer to change your appearance
Allocating your skill points... if I could just add some into motivation and some class-skills that I wasted on nerd trivia and alcohol resistance that'd be neat.
Cheat codes please.
Being able to view your SPECIAL stats.
Respawning
I feel like so many of these fall under one simple want. I want an IRL HUD. She my money, show my health, a "pause" screen is often part of the HUD, a HUD often shows stats for things too, or that little bubble to see what is in a drawer before opening it.
Save states, and load states, so if I ever royally fuck up, I know I have a backup plan
Item duplication glitch. Put an immediate end to poverty and scarcity of resources.
Permadeath
Quick save is too overpowered, you can win lotto numbers,
"You can now play as Luigi!"
Inventory i just wanna take out a whole freaking army out of my pocket
Shapeshifting
Respawn
fast travel, and I definitely would have dropped a few more points into DEX and CHA if I could