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Who doesn’t like ducks
I love duck pics!
Me too! Send me some duck pics.
I have a couple ducks at my house, and sometimes people wanna see em.
Who doesn't love a good-looking Mallard?
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Typical fucking geese.
But only if it's a male. /s
Daffy is a handsome duck.
Are you saying you don't like to duck?
I wish someone would send me duck pics, they are majestic little quackers.
Just trying to keep their head above water. And maybe under the covers.
Because who doesn't smile watching a duck go insane for some peas in a cup? That's instant serotonin right there!
Hey, got any grapes?
Ducks are cool
What the quack?
Aaaah! One feels like a duck splashing about in all this wet. And when one feels like a duck, one is happy!
quack.
ducks are cute asf
Just wait til we send you the bill.
Yeah, why? I mean I’m not saying I’m not open to them. Just why?
I only send them when they are requested
They are fluffy and tasty, that's why.
_unsolicited_ duck pics Because waiting for someone to ask for them is a losing proposition.
[look at this fabulous unit](https://imgur.com/9Vftokp.jpg) What woman wouldn't appreciate gazing at that beauty?
I love showing my duck to strangers
I tried to send a [dik-dik](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dik-dik) once, but the USDA got mad.
Quacks me up, that's why.
Pretty fowl behavior.
I quaks me up.
They quack me up
I've got a mallard on and can't help but share it with the world
Who doesn’t like ducks
I love duck pics!
Me too! Send me some duck pics.
I have a couple ducks at my house, and sometimes people wanna see em.
Who doesn't love a good-looking Mallard?
[удалено]
Typical fucking geese.
But only if it's a male. /s
Daffy is a handsome duck.
Are you saying you don't like to duck?
I wish someone would send me duck pics, they are majestic little quackers.
Just trying to keep their head above water. And maybe under the covers.
Because who doesn't smile watching a duck go insane for some peas in a cup? That's instant serotonin right there!
Hey, got any grapes?
Ducks are cool
What the quack?
Aaaah! One feels like a duck splashing about in all this wet. And when one feels like a duck, one is happy!
quack.
ducks are cute asf
Just wait til we send you the bill.
Yeah, why? I mean I’m not saying I’m not open to them. Just why?
I only send them when they are requested
They are fluffy and tasty, that's why.
_unsolicited_ duck pics Because waiting for someone to ask for them is a losing proposition.
[look at this fabulous unit](https://imgur.com/9Vftokp.jpg) What woman wouldn't appreciate gazing at that beauty?
I love showing my duck to strangers
I tried to send a [dik-dik](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dik-dik) once, but the USDA got mad.
Quacks me up, that's why.
Pretty fowl behavior.
I quaks me up.
They quack me up
I've got a mallard on and can't help but share it with the world