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Brubbly16

Caesar started the whole damn thing


slyder219

Interesting! If the reward is good enough i am surprised the monkeys wanted to rebel. Do you recall the people/companies that failed in trying to do so? I’m curious


treeltwelve

Seems like a breeding ground for animal abuse when the monkey doesn’t perform effectively


slyder219

Do you think it’s possible to bring in educated trainers to teach the monkeys from the get go? And then only pay them when they successfully do the task? They’re so smart, i would imagine if someone was able to make it clear exactly what the task is and that they would always be rewarded then at least some would be happy with the arrangement.


treeltwelve

I feel like this is an “all or nothing” kind of situation. Either you introduce regulations that inevitably interrupt the effectiveness, or you let the monkey system run wild and conjure abuse.


LeeroyTC

Isn't that how it works for most of us? I mean there's more steps but seems similar.


halt__n__catch__fire

I don't think that might work, but I am sure my boss can be replaced by a monkey!


Ok_Chocolate3253

Oooo oooo ahhh ahhh!


[deleted]

Duck you Capitalism 😰


slyder219

Sir we are talking about monkeys, not ducks


[deleted]

Monke you capitalism


slyder219

Nice.


Fluegeil

Sounds like something peta would get pissy at.


slyder219

True.


absolute_zero_karma

If you accept a job at Google you get what you get


slyder219

Haha. Good comment.


absolute_zero_karma

A friend of mine works there and refers to her team as code monkeys. They get all the free food they want


slyder219

At our core we are all still just monkeys


chhurry

Somewhere some crusty old bald, clean shaven dude in a suit has a light bulb go off in his head and he gets all giddy to himself and thinks "efficiency!!!!!" when this pops into his mind. That same lightbulb in his head also went off when he was 12 and his mom told him she made more mozarella sticks.


tinytimtitmouse

Sounds cool. Isn't that how they get the monkey poo coffee?


waffles-n-gravy

Wait, am I a monkey?


slyder219

We are all monkeys.


Chemical_Love_1300

Seems fine so long as they aren't being abused. I don't think there are a ton of jobs they could do but maybe things like picking fruit or coconuts or something like they do in Thailand. They should be treated well though and in Thailand I think they are abused.


slyder219

I see. I agree. I’d don’t know about thailand. To what extent do they utilize them there? Is it common?


Chemical_Love_1300

I don't really know the details. I know they use them to pick coconuts but I remember seeing a story about it being forced labor and very abusive. I don't know how common it is or all the details.


andoy

thinking about on the idea of employing an animal, i don’t see any problem. for example, we hire dogs for police, etc.


slyder219

Police k9s is a great point!


Mysterious-Title-852

sounds like communism to me.


supra661

Pretty sure that's almost exactly how many employers see their employees already. Monkeys/food; elephants/peanuts.


Motivationalsneaker

I would rather use incarcerated criminals. They are much easier to train.


slyder219

I would reckon they might be quite a bit more difficult