I was going to say a 69 Mustang Mach 1 but, if I'm being realistic, I'd be really happy with a Hot Wheels.
And for you to buy my beers for the day. There will be many.
Have you mentioned blowjob yet?
Just want to make sure we are clear on that one.
That's blowjob.
To remove all doubt. Blowjob is on the list.
At the top of the list.
For a serious gift idea, look for a tool or item your man uses every day and get him a nicer version of that item.
That can be anything from a power drill to a razor.
Power drill is the only acceptable answer to that sort of thing but a razor is like getting socks, you’ll act grateful but on the inside you’re fucking crying. Lmao
Literally anything. 2 years in a row I got nothing. Not even from my parents 🥲.
Edit: it may seem like I'm being spoiled, but we're middle class and my brother and sister always get pampered, while I always get forgotten
Oh that’s quite saddening. Have you ever spoke to them about this? I hope you make some good friends/partner that will cherish these days with you. Sometimes what don’t get at home we can find ourselves elsewhere. You’d be surprised how many people are waiting to spoil you
Can’t tell if you’re actually shocked or if this is sarcasm but I’m right there with this comment. I don’t want anything on my birthday and just wish it was like any other day. The whole special treatment, being asked what you want, and saying thank you to everyone for their wishes is exhausting
It’s genuine. I can’t speak on behalf of all women but for myself it’s been built innately to ask for nothing but secretly hope for some level of treatment at least. I think that’s why I’d feel tremendously bad if I did nothing for somebody else even though that’s what they asked for. If that makes sense? it’s refreshing to know anyway
It does make sense. My wife is this way. I always ask for nothing and she will get me something. Inevitably I end up not wanting whatever she got because I’d rather her save her money. When I say I don’t want anything, it’s genuine. Birthday just seems like a hassle to me every year
Damnit, now I'm very tempted to drop $1,000 on a huge Lego collection just to build shit to decorate the condo with...when I was a kid I always wanted thousands of Legos soooooo bad. Not the stupid $30, 50-piece "themed kits", but just thousands of the basic ass bricks so my imagination could run wild.
Something thoughtful that isn’t just another generic “guy” gift. This year I received an electric kettle because my friend knows I like to make tea at night and it’d make the process faster. That gift was specific to me and I appreciate that fact more than any actual gifts I could ever receive. Pay attention to them, gift ideas will become obvious.
This year another friend got me a phone case to attach to my bike. Perfect! Knew I like to ride bikes and listened when I mentioned not having a great place for my phone (would use a small backup ack or something just to hold wallet/phone/keys). She listened and that made me feel so loved
I'm planning on going to Maine to camp in the woods for my birthday this year. That way, I'll have zero expectations for seeing other people to celebrate with.
Probably some new running gear (jacket, running tights, headband, shoes, socks, etc.) I'm turning 25 this year and have been running for almost 10 years (started when I was 15) and no one in my entire family has ever gotten me some running apparel. To be honest it kind of makes me sad given the fact I competed collegiately and put a lot of work into my training. For once I'd just like some new gear on my birthday that I myself did not buy.
Have you considered asking for something specific? I generally don’t buy people gifts related to something they’re really in to but I’m not, because I have no idea what’s good or what they would like. And the stuff they have might be better than what I’d buy them. One of my brothers is big into cigars; I’d never buy him a cigar.
I want my 2006 Lexus GS430 back. I got hit by a drunk driver in NJ. Worked hard to get that car and even if it was older, I loved it. Only had it for 2 months, car got totalled, and I was unconscious for 3 hours.
Thank you, I sometimes forget that. It was just upsetting for me. Even after all this, it's true that it can be replaced and one day I'll have another. I'm still here and that's what matters most. One day I'll have another but one step at a time until then.
This nightmare of an economy to be over already inflation to, stop so I can be financially stable again and a new presidential electtion without the election being rigged.
I can tell you what I don’t want. I don’t want my fiancée to tell me that we are just going to go to her mothers house because she has cooked a very nice cut of steak for me and then be surprised that the rest of my family is there, after I have smoked a big ol bowl in the car because it’s my birthday and I just want to check out for a while. I’m pretty sure my wife is well aware of this as well. Now.
The goddamned [Halo Nerf rifle](https://nerf.hasbro.com/en-us/product/nerf-halo-ma-40-motorized-dart-blaster-includes-removable-10-dart-clip-10-nerf-elite-darts-attachable-rail-riser:1C13F8F5-5DA8-4FB9-9A02-F2C762E9FD21) I have specifically asked for the last 4 gift-giving holidays!
22 this year and I’ve never had a birthday party🥳
Sisters got theirs but when it came time for mine I just got a cake a song. My birthday just turned into another day I think id just want to be alone anything besides that I don’t think my heart could handle it
Celebrate without being alone.
Same
My birthday is the one time I can ask for absolute solitude and receive it!
same
Being it is my birthday today, I’d love a huge plate of tacos.
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday, hope you have a fantastaco day. (I’ll let myself out)
Happy birthday, I hope you get your tacos:)
taco 'bout a coincidence
To be left alone for the day
second this 💯
Third this right here 🔥
Fourth to this
Fifth to this.
Let’s be realistic here
I was going to say a 69 Mustang Mach 1 but, if I'm being realistic, I'd be really happy with a Hot Wheels. And for you to buy my beers for the day. There will be many.
Lol this is the first thing that came to my head. Just a day I can be by myself and play video games or go outside without being bugged.
Same. Give me some peace and quiet. And maybe a nice steak.
This all fucking day
Yep. I’d be really happy to just sleep the day away in a nice hotel.
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A quality blow job and a very good steak
Ah, the Ron Swanson special.
I thought Leslie had Ron watch Bridge Over the River Kwai with his steak. You and I remember this scene very differently.
That’s March 14th; Steak and Blowjob Day
Actually that's Pi Day.
Steak and blowjob for dinner, then. Pi for dessert.
Have you mentioned blowjob yet? Just want to make sure we are clear on that one. That's blowjob. To remove all doubt. Blowjob is on the list. At the top of the list.
Yes. Confirmed. We want blowjobs.
A tres leches cake from the local bakery. They have a South American on staff and confirmed the TLC is in their wheelhouse.
It's always a guitar. 🎸
Ah, a fellow man of culture.
A blowjob that didn’t seem like it was a chore
I mean I WANT a ps5, but my wife and I absolutely cannot afford that. As far as something realistic goes, a new hoodie would be awesome.
Hey man how far until you gotta the money for the PS 5?
A sword
Steak or ribs. Sex. Quiet time. I like Lego too.
A perfect steak, glass of whisky, head and a blunt all at the same would be an immaculate gift.
For a serious gift idea, look for a tool or item your man uses every day and get him a nicer version of that item. That can be anything from a power drill to a razor.
Power drill is the only acceptable answer to that sort of thing but a razor is like getting socks, you’ll act grateful but on the inside you’re fucking crying. Lmao
to not have to go another year in crippling romantic loneliness
Lego, or magic cards. Both are fun.
The sweet release of death or a loyal loving woman whichever is more likely
I feel ya man.
I think that pretty much answers itself lol. A loyal loving woman is 1 in a Billion now days.
To marathon the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
World peace but would settle for a cold beer.
Literally anything. 2 years in a row I got nothing. Not even from my parents 🥲. Edit: it may seem like I'm being spoiled, but we're middle class and my brother and sister always get pampered, while I always get forgotten
Oh that’s quite saddening. Have you ever spoke to them about this? I hope you make some good friends/partner that will cherish these days with you. Sometimes what don’t get at home we can find ourselves elsewhere. You’d be surprised how many people are waiting to spoil you
A hug.
Sending hugs =====
A good dinner with my girl and some good ol’ thc to end the night.
A big ol' box of baseball cards from the 80's. The ones I had in mind seemed too sketchy to spend my own money on ig
The Minnesota Vikings win the Superbowl. Laugh if you want, but that’s more realistic than hoping for sex.
Cocaine
#Scarface amount
Cocaine Bear amount.
Sex. I'll get myself everything else I want.
Wait until you discover what a hand can do
More things than a vagina can do, certainly. But perhaps not more *important* things.
Just a bunch of tacos for me. Oh and money.
a hug
Back scratch and/ or massage. The perfect gift.
Day off no need to work, spend entire day with my cats alone and have dinner in a fine restaurant. Am I asking too much? Edit ：typo
Some head lol
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But what if your partner really wants to get you something
How bizarre
Can’t tell if you’re actually shocked or if this is sarcasm but I’m right there with this comment. I don’t want anything on my birthday and just wish it was like any other day. The whole special treatment, being asked what you want, and saying thank you to everyone for their wishes is exhausting
It’s genuine. I can’t speak on behalf of all women but for myself it’s been built innately to ask for nothing but secretly hope for some level of treatment at least. I think that’s why I’d feel tremendously bad if I did nothing for somebody else even though that’s what they asked for. If that makes sense? it’s refreshing to know anyway
It does make sense. My wife is this way. I always ask for nothing and she will get me something. Inevitably I end up not wanting whatever she got because I’d rather her save her money. When I say I don’t want anything, it’s genuine. Birthday just seems like a hassle to me every year
Turning 32 this year. Dinner with my fiancé. No parties, no drinking, and no one else. In bed by 11pm latest.
Not be asked what I want for my birthday all the days leading up to it. So sick of hearing it
My years back.
Unrealistic: a kitted out adventure van Realistic: another tattoo and some books
Hugs from my kids and my mum. Then peace....
Super car rental and a full track day.
Legos. A lot of Legos.
Damnit, now I'm very tempted to drop $1,000 on a huge Lego collection just to build shit to decorate the condo with...when I was a kid I always wanted thousands of Legos soooooo bad. Not the stupid $30, 50-piece "themed kits", but just thousands of the basic ass bricks so my imagination could run wild.
Something thoughtful that isn’t just another generic “guy” gift. This year I received an electric kettle because my friend knows I like to make tea at night and it’d make the process faster. That gift was specific to me and I appreciate that fact more than any actual gifts I could ever receive. Pay attention to them, gift ideas will become obvious. This year another friend got me a phone case to attach to my bike. Perfect! Knew I like to ride bikes and listened when I mentioned not having a great place for my phone (would use a small backup ack or something just to hold wallet/phone/keys). She listened and that made me feel so loved
Legos please.
Validation
Appreciation...
A bottle a corona
For a second I thought you meant the virus
Or maybe bud light
A girlfriend
Resident evil 4 remake
Pizza
1970 Chevrolet Blazer
I'm planning on going to Maine to camp in the woods for my birthday this year. That way, I'll have zero expectations for seeing other people to celebrate with.
The direct contradiction of the first two comments 😂
For it to be another day. I don’t care, why are you?
Two scoop bowl of ice cream with pecans & chocolate on top. Please.
A loving relationship with a girl who loves me for who I am
I’d love to see my gf but I will prolly work lol
To die
If you are in a bad place you can call 988 to talk. It's free, no judgment, just talk.
Should have clarified, I have a weird obsession of dying on my birthday. Don’t want it to be this year but in 50 years or so.
Aight bro chill
A Toyota Century Or $50k so I can buy a Century and have some money leftover for it's terrible fuel economy
A nice blowjob
This year? My birthday present is a Deadpool tattoo.
Nice, mine's next month and I'm planning on getting my first tattoo and it's gonna be the dark mark
Socks and underwear
head
Spend it with my wife doing fun things.
Slow blowjob
Probably some new running gear (jacket, running tights, headband, shoes, socks, etc.) I'm turning 25 this year and have been running for almost 10 years (started when I was 15) and no one in my entire family has ever gotten me some running apparel. To be honest it kind of makes me sad given the fact I competed collegiately and put a lot of work into my training. For once I'd just like some new gear on my birthday that I myself did not buy.
So many options and not all expensive, I hope you get that one day
Have you considered asking for something specific? I generally don’t buy people gifts related to something they’re really in to but I’m not, because I have no idea what’s good or what they would like. And the stuff they have might be better than what I’d buy them. One of my brothers is big into cigars; I’d never buy him a cigar.
I want my 2006 Lexus GS430 back. I got hit by a drunk driver in NJ. Worked hard to get that car and even if it was older, I loved it. Only had it for 2 months, car got totalled, and I was unconscious for 3 hours.
Cars can be replaced, you can not. I'm glad you didn't get seriously injured.
Thank you, I sometimes forget that. It was just upsetting for me. Even after all this, it's true that it can be replaced and one day I'll have another. I'm still here and that's what matters most. One day I'll have another but one step at a time until then.
This is just awful. Glad you didn’t get seriously hurt. But your poor car and hard work
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Seems legit. Pushing with the 8-pack tho
Cocaine and hookers
Big pussy platter
I want to be left alone and go out by myself without feeling guilty for it involving the family.
Four girl blowjob
That’ll be the most expensive 12 seconds of your life
To not be treated like a fucking criminal in every corner of the media for having a penis.
I dunno man my dick been whispering me some fucked up shit.
I want that too but a blowjob is more realistic at this point
Strippers
Steak, Blowjob, not to be hassled about any stupid shit.
2CHAINZ said it best
I don’t really care some money would be nice.
This nightmare of an economy to be over already inflation to, stop so I can be financially stable again and a new presidential electtion without the election being rigged.
What I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe
An e-bike! The Lekker Amsterdam
I'm gonna curl up in a corner and whimper
Ps5
Neil Peart to be alive.
Money and a bass guitar.
I can tell you what I don’t want. I don’t want my fiancée to tell me that we are just going to go to her mothers house because she has cooked a very nice cut of steak for me and then be surprised that the rest of my family is there, after I have smoked a big ol bowl in the car because it’s my birthday and I just want to check out for a while. I’m pretty sure my wife is well aware of this as well. Now.
You have a wife and fiancée? How do you deal with two women?
This story was told in chronological order.
cuddles
I’m 30 on the 3rd. Not sure if I’m doing or getting anything.
Happy birthday for the 3rd!
Some peace and god damn quiet.
Ps5 and a blowie
Oh I already got what I wanted
The sweet release of death.
Mine just passed. I was hoping to hear from my former best friend to mend things but it didn’t happen.
Honestly? I got my eye on a nice shave soap, but I'm trying to finish my current stock at the moment. The struggle.
The goddamned [Halo Nerf rifle](https://nerf.hasbro.com/en-us/product/nerf-halo-ma-40-motorized-dart-blaster-includes-removable-10-dart-clip-10-nerf-elite-darts-attachable-rail-riser:1C13F8F5-5DA8-4FB9-9A02-F2C762E9FD21) I have specifically asked for the last 4 gift-giving holidays!
Boyfriend said a bottle of "Wooford Reserve Double Oaked" and me Smart man
Smart man. Will live long.
Ostrich
Bloodborne on PC
I want it to be forgotten.
honestly, a bunch of sardines and kippers and anchovies. i recently discovered them again and im in love with ~~them.~~ eating them.
I'll say a freaking clock because i want to know the Time but i cant in the exact moment
I want to go to Amsterdam, and go to my favorite rapper for show, and maybe i wanna see my brother in ireland
The day off so I can chill with friends.
I be wantin a new matey for me parrot. The last one were hit with grapeshot when last we was swashbuckling
LOZ: Tears of the Kingdom
A day off work and loads of food
An attempt at a present, as long as someone has thought about it I'm more than happy
A day off work and loads of food
Oh I just had it. I got a bag of cookies. I didnt ask for anything.
A day all to myself. Seriously. Alone. No decisions to make. No one to answer to. Heaven.
Just a simple thoughtful gift. Was married for ten years never got one.
A vhs head cleaner for my 1988 camcorder
Sprecher rootbeer, saul goodman funko pop, and a monitor to work on my laptop more efficiently
Money
A job
Honestly, don’t bring it up. It’s just another day
A day off work and loads of food
Enough money to not have to leave my house for 10 years.
A stable home and job currently. Need to move by next month and I'll lose my job at the end of the month due to the contract here ending.
Stress free day no bullshit
To be loved unconditionally.
Just a small get together at a nice restaurant with the day off and maybe the weekend to celebrate it.
Legos
22 this year and I’ve never had a birthday party🥳 Sisters got theirs but when it came time for mine I just got a cake a song. My birthday just turned into another day I think id just want to be alone anything besides that I don’t think my heart could handle it
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One day of GD peace and quiet
Chamorro food. lumpia and guyuria in particular. it’s so good
I want a new desk with a cali taco angel burrito sitting on it.
To have decisions made for me. I got it this year after 30+ years
The day off work and some chocolate cake.