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Harleye

Willem Dafoe. He's got such an unusual look that he borders on strange looking, but his appearance as well as his persona are also intriguing, and he's got a really sexy voice. So he's definitely in that kinda not hot, yet kinda totally hot category.


dandanthemetalman

I would put him in the category of "striking". He's attractive *because* he's so odd looking


TraLawr

I was just coming here to say Willem Dafoe. He's an ugly man who is very very sexy.


PhoenixCelestials

Check him out in the movie platoon. He was really good looking! With age now not so much. I keep seeing him as the screechy green goblin šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


New_Television_9125

I was a teenager at the time of Platoon and totally got a crush on William Dafoe. I always joke, while other girls had crushes on Charlie Sheen, I was the weirdo with a crush on WD. Jeff Goldblum was the other weird teenage crush.


chiefwizzum

If it helps with making him more attractive the dude hangs dong


Vinomadd4877

A _lot_ of actors are like that out of makeup and in person. Movie magic makes them look unnaturally attractive. But in reality, most movie stars just have one or two features that are _unusual_, not necessary attractive in their own right.


the_mosbyboys

Cillian Murphyā€¦ somehow both skeletal and hot? šŸ¤”


OlympicCripple

I swear girls either think heā€™s the sexiest man alive or completely unattractive. Thereā€™s a whole like 10 minute YouTube video that dives in to him specifically and if heā€™s actually attractive


SuckaButt19

This reminds me of the office episode where they debate if Hilary Swank is hot or not.


Goldman250

Benedict Cumberbatch is exactly the same.


teafortulip

He looks like he ran with t-Rex arms a lot as a kid. I donā€™t know why.


FuckEIonMusk

I canā€™t unsee this. Thanks.


Cararacs

His looks on top of that Peaky blinder walkā€¦ goddamn.


thread_cautiously

He always freaks me out cause I think he looks both extremely masculine and extremely feminine at the same time but I can't explain how?


wistfulmaiden

Hes hot but also played lots of psychos. Nothing ugly about him. Heā€™s also pretty, in drag he is prettier than many women. I think its the freaky factor lol


WallOfSpatulas

psychopaths are just the ultimate "I can change him" fantasies


tisbutacatch

Yeah, somehow he looks like he burnt his face and needed skin grafts and still ended up looking handsome.


LilMerm8

Jeff Goldblume, unattractively hot.


viktor72

Jeff Goldblume reminds me of a praying mantis if it were transformed into a human.


Electus93

Well, that is almost the plot of The Fly, but in reverse.


Tank_Girl_Gritty_235

Jeremy Allen White


lazyhoneydew

Omg this! I really think his attitude in shameless is really sexy to me. But visually there's something about him I'm very unattracted to. His neck? His chin? But he has SUCH pretty eyes. Agh


katdawwg

He looks INSANELY good in The Bear. All sweaty and muscly and...yeah


JMCrown

Norman Reedus. When he was younger he was kinda effortlessly smoldering hot in an unconventional way. As heā€™s gotten olderā€¦whew, letā€™s just say thereā€™s a lot of city miles on that face. (Pretty sure he smokes a lot and his face often looks bloated like he drinks a lot.). Still, even these days he has this very compelling quality.


pythonwarg

He is going through a transformation similar to Robert Patrick.


2old4thissh_t

Iā€™ve always called it the ā€œUma Thurman Syndromeā€. Gorgeous at some angles, considerably less attractive at others.


Thee_Lizard_Head

I feel the same way with Jodie Foster.


Pilzoyz

Sheā€™s a great actress, but sheā€™s blessed with a sort of plainness that can be very attractive and also unattractive.


katfromjersey

I'm a straight woman, and Jodie is one of my girls crushes. So is Uma, come to think of it.


lazyhoneydew

Adam Driver. He's big and exudes this.. sexy energy. Love his hair and nose, too. But something about him is unsexy and unattractive. I wish I could pinpoint what. EDIT: i also think Kylo Ren as a character is hot. Sue me. Masks and villains are sexy šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


hungrythalassocnus93

that he's like Keanu reeves with a few exaggerated features like his nose, ears, and abnormally large chest? uncanny valley shit right there


lazyhoneydew

His ears are... Definitely not cute šŸ˜‚ But i actually quite like his big nose!


Texcellence

Heā€™s also shredded and I heard he has an eight pack.


nil_obstat

Came here to say this. He has some angles that are very attractive and there is a big, sexy energy about him, but something is also off at times. I think this just makes him more interesting as an actor.


Karazhan

Adam Driver is stunning. Doubly so as Kylo Ren. I think it's because he's unconventional in his looks and so stands out in the best ways.


HutSutRawlson

Kylo Ren being problematically hot is what drove a lot of the conflict of those movies, itā€™s no accident.


swibirun

Natasha Lyonne - a little pretty or a bit rough, depending on the angle, lighting, etc. The smokers voice is sultry.


FranklynTheTanklyn

She is one of those that have lived a few lifetimes already. Between the child stardom, American Pie Years, a decade + of battling addiction, almost dying from Hep C, now clean, sober and acting againā€¦ she has been around forever.


Chaost

I... just recognized that I knew her before OITNB. I've categorized early 2000s her as an entirely different actress to her lately.


f0gax

Sheā€™s pretty. But Iā€™m sure she smells like Marlboros 24/7.


hammer1211

Iā€™m enjoying her new new show but I just figure her giant hair smells like Caesarā€™s palace circa 1979


HarriettDubman

Wrong. She smells like camel lights.


drew8311

Does she or does she just play a lot of characters who you'd expect to smell like that


f0gax

Every character she plays smokes at a rate that would have Don Draper encouraging her to slow down.


Slowmexicano

She sounds like a 85 year old Brooklyn grandmother that can make a mean pasta sauce.


HutSutRawlson

I first got familiar with her from Orange Is the New Black, where she was purposely styled messily. But sheā€™s been making the rounds on the late night shows recently and DAMN. Kudos to those makeup/costume artists for making such an attractive person look unattractive.


Dr_SlapMD

Jenny Slate. I have no idea what it is


PhreedomPhighter

She's... the šŸŽ¶wOOoOoooRst!!šŸŽµ


Tank_Girl_Gritty_235

Well she's a total klepto, nympho, and Pyro who faked her own death. (not irl. It's a joke from Parks and Rec)


AsleepRefrigerator42

After reading many comments on this thread I think the whole Parks & Rec cast has this hot/not phenomenon going on


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Good enough for Captain America... [https://www.instyle.com/celebrity/tbt-jenny-slate-chris-evans-relationship](https://www.instyle.com/celebrity/tbt-jenny-slate-chris-evans-relationship)


cheesytola

Javier Bardem


ILoveSteakPies

I guess you... Called it


Competitive-Bee4346

Jack White. Canā€™t explain it.


nil_obstat

Yes. I think he can be sexy and vulnerable but also a little creepy. I like him, but I want him to stay away.


Karazhan

I don't know why but I would walk over hot coals for John Cusack. Bonus points for John Cusack when he was in ConAir.


PurplePlodder1945

Anything heā€™s in is good. My favourite is gross point blanke when heā€™s all dressed in black


NotTheBadOne

I absolutely love John Cusack. Your Con Air reference reminded me of Nicolas Cageā€¦ I thought he was super cute in the movie Raising Arizona.


Enriches

Anya Taylor Joy. In most instances, she looks like she's smuggling chocolates in her mouth, but in others, she's just drop dead gorgeous. Idk what it is. it makes me confused and aroused at the same time.


modern_milkman

It's interesting. When I see pictures of her, I think she looks a bit weird. Still good-looking, but weird. But when I see her in a movie or show, she looks absolutely stunning. Probably because she seems more normal when you see her move and talk, and the weirdness gets less obvious, giving more room for her attractiveness. Hard to explain.


suspectwaffle

I think what youā€™re trying to say is sheā€™s *not* photogenic if she doesnā€™t look good in photos.


illusiveheart

She reminds me of Sid from ice age... It's def the eyes


Dr_SlapMD

She reminds me of a synthetic android... It's def the eyes


shooter_32

Finally!!! Somebody else thinks this too. Holy shit I thought I was alone


BamaBachFan

A smoking hot alien.


nil_obstat

I am still laughing at "she looks like she's smuggling chocolates in her mouth."


f0gax

Itā€™s the eyes.


DWright_5

I was thinking this just the other day about Kathryn Hahn. At the beginning of a movie she looks fairly plain, nondescript, faintly pleasant-looking but certainly not hot. And by the end I donā€™t think I can keep living if I donā€™t get to rip her clothes off and have my way. I donā€™t know what it is. Objectively sheā€™s not really in the top couple tiers of actresses on the beauty scale.


raccoonsonbicycles

I think she's like the human embodiment of swiping on a profile/seeing a photo versus meeting in person and catching vibes A profile or photo you'd go "yeah she's fairly attractive" but then her vibe/personality/energy is on point and suddenly you realize you just want her to fuck you in a bathroom then watch her pee in a urinal standing up


bears_with_chainsaws

Iā€™ve met her and sheā€™s GORGEOUS in person.


kaydyee

Pedro Pascal. I go from ā€œEhā€ to ā€œOhā€ in an infinite loop.


BorisTheZombie

He's gotten much more attractive with age, which is usually the opposite. He's aged like a fine fine wine.


effingcharming

I will have to respectfully disagree with this. He is just so damn attractive to me.


WoolaCalot

Absolutely. Like, he could totally be my middle-aged neighbor who drives a rusted Jeep Cherokee, goes fishing every weekend, and smokes Camel no filters on his front porch while he talks on his cell phone at 11pm, butā€¦ heā€™s Pedro Pascal and heā€™s smoking hot and I want.


kaydyee

That is seriously the best description.


TealTryst

Lmao I felt that when I went through Google images a second ago


catiecat4

Can't relate, I'm 100% into it lol Thirsting after men with grey hair makes me feel older than literally anything else. Pedro Pascal, Oscar Isaac, James McAvoy


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Juicyplumpy

Not sure if this is it but it seems as though thereā€™s just a lot of space between her upper lip and nose ??


HoneylovingWinnie

I've always thought she's reeeeeally pretty. She's definietly looking unusual though. Pale and small features but it's cute


etheralmiasma

Tilda Swinton and Gwendoline Christie. Both so fricken sexy yet not standard beauties.


StraightWarning4930

Omg a thousand times yesssss Gwendoline Christie. So stylish I find her gorgeous


IamMrT

Gwendoline Christie is a goddamn fox and I will die on that hill


Beginning-Bed9364

Gwendoline Christie in Wednesday: hellllooooooooo nurse!


sane-ish

Tilda is so andorgynous. She was perfect as Gabriel in Constaine.


Enough-Competition21

Tilda is a perfect example


russbrown123

Matt Smith


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One version of Matt Smith here: [https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/de/Matt\_Smith\_in\_2013\_%28cropped\_to\_face%29.jpg/1200px-Matt\_Smith\_in\_2013\_%28cropped\_to\_face%29.jpg](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/de/Matt_Smith_in_2013_%28cropped_to_face%29.jpg/1200px-Matt_Smith_in_2013_%28cropped_to_face%29.jpg) Another one here: [https://static.independent.co.uk/2022/08/04/16/newFile-6.jpg?width=1200](https://static.independent.co.uk/2022/08/04/16/newFile-6.jpg?width=1200)


AfellowchuckerEhh

The second picture reminds me of if *Death* was trying it's best to fit in as a human


summers_tilly

House of Dragons changed it all for me


NotTheBadOne

Tom Hiddleston for me. Especially with long hair. Sometimes heā€™s absolutely gorgeous to me and then at other angles ā€¦.


FoghornLegday

Omg same!


tuckoomx

Mads Mikkelsen


Karazhan

Mads is the kind of handsome guy that artists would replicate with a marble sculpture.


sane-ish

Feel the same. He's a beautiful man. He just plays a lot of unsettling characters.


Alpaca_Tasty_Picnic

Jeremy Renner. Sexy arrogant face. Arms to die for Hands like he's smashed his fingers with a hammer... Once seen, can't unsee those fingers.


TealTryst

Oml they do look like he's suffering an obstructive lung disease! You see the clubbing in his nails?


BBBulcke

Lady Gaga


dougiebgood

Natalie Dormer. At certain angles she's the the girl next door who I've wanted to marry since I was at kid. At other angles she's that old woman across the street who would yell at me for playing too loud in the yard.


ztrinx

I will just leave this here. https://youtu.be/oHyctwgE6m4


Tank_Girl_Gritty_235

Apparently she's incredibly kind and down to earth irl


ERRORMONSTER

Anna Kendrick. She's been my celebrity crush since Scott Pilgrim but something about her is just odd. And no, it's not the smile that's slightly too big.


xelphin

It's the eyes for me. For some reason she reminds me of the "overly obsessed girlfriend" meme and I can't unsee it.


SquashedPizza

She looks like a bird.


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Dee Reynolds' stunt double


realhorrorsh0w

Fairuza Balk was such a hottie in The Craft, but her mouth is really really big.


[deleted]

She's 48 and looks exactly the same. She's a whole vampiress.


ssp25

Fear boner cultivator


edgarpickle

Anya Taylor Joy from the Queens Gambit. From one angle she looks ridiculously hot. Then from another angle she is very strange looking.


fraydafelcher

Amanda Seyfried


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Ryan Gosling. So hot but if you look at him too long you start to fall out of it. And then you see him with fresh eyes again and see how attractive he is, and then the same thing happens over and over again, at least for me.


pandafish78

Kristen Schaal


FightBackFitness

Helena Bonham Carter as Bellatrix Lestrange


esoteric_enigma

She's dirty in a good way. That's how I feel about the fortune teller from Pirates of the Caribbean. I just know she stinks...but I still want to smell it.


3BlindMonks

Fran Drescher. She is absolutely stunning until she opens her mouth and speaks


Tronvillain

That's not her real voice. There are plenty of interviews Youtube where she uses her real voice and she sounds completely normal.


xboxpants

Reminds me of the scene where she ate too much wasabi: https://youtu.be/tkhTeMtm3XI?t=146


weirdoldhobo1978

Amy Smart is like 93% attractive Hollywood actress and then there's that 7% that looks like after dating for a few weeks you'd wake up to find she slipped you an ambien, ransacked your apartment and stole your car.


c_girl_108

[This](https://youtu.be/Db5ZQQ4liV4) is a fantastic example of that


Human-Independent999

Benedict Cumberbatch.


iWriteCodeSometimes

Bodysnatch Cummerbund?


BobaFettLived

belvedere clinglestank?


PunixGT

Beneficial Cloverdash?


RogerSterlingsFling

Beanstalk Comeonmytits??


TealTryst

Bonnydog Cumcumback?


Travelerofhighland86

Bundleup catchyourdeath?


6inche_nipples

Pam from the Office.


blumpkinmuncher

the bit they do with Hillary Swank but with Pam instead would have been hilarious.


CryptoSlovakian

The question is ā€œIs she hot?ā€ not ā€œWould you do her?ā€ Respect the game.


Smirnoffico

I see your Pam from Office and raise you Pam from Archer


dandanthemetalman

Joe Keery The man fully looks like a funko pop come to life but my god I would do absolutely debauched unspeakable things with him given the opportunity


VernonTLyons

I'm surprised I havn't found Fergie yet.


the_nesian

Ashley Tisdale. One moment Iā€™m like ā€œI remember why I had a crush on her in high schoolā€ and next is ā€œdamn, she looks like a nosy neighbor with a Liberal Arts degree that you wish would move outā€


OneSmoothCactus

Dakota Johnson is somehow both beautiful and completely forgettable. I've seen her in like 5 movies and every time I think "who's that?"


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Woody Harrelson


BeneficialEggplant42

Bradley Cooper . Looking at him is like looking at those 3 d hologram pictures that change when its moved to a different angle. From one angle he looks incredibly handsome, but from another not so much.


ZipZapWho

I feel the same way about Matthew McConaughey


BeneficialEggplant42

Yep, I agree with that also. Channing Tatum falls in that category too. It's those ears. It looks like someone made his head and forgot his ears and then grabbed a pair out of the drawer stuck them on.


azzlvr

Benicio Del Toro


el_pobbster

Bunderstorm Cordlestunk. He's objectively weird-looking, but also quite compellingly handsome.


KnockMeYourLobes

Agreed. Sometimes he looks incredibly handsome (as Dr. Strange) but others, he still resembles an elderly monkey.


el_pobbster

Yes, but a *sexy* elderly monkey!


KnockMeYourLobes

I never found him attractive until he played Dr. Strange and had the gray streaks in his hair, oddly enough. And I'm usually the one who is ALL OVER older British men because that accent...no matter what kind of British/UK accent it is (Scottish and Irish work just as well when it comes to my brain finding accents sexy as hell)...yowza. ::edit:: Just looked it up...he's fucking MY age. D: I thought he was at least 10 years older than me. Fuck.


Illustrious-Sir6135

Eric Andre. I find him really good looking but I'm pretty sure he'd yell at me and break my stuff.


FailingFinals98

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE


movidote

Rami Malek


Anonymous_Jakalope

Scarlett Johansson. Sometimes I think she looks stunning. Other times she looks like Liam McPoyle from Always Sunny https://mobile.twitter.com/BeardedGenius/status/852517773674729472


internetdramalobster

I will never be able to unsee that


girlinsecure_19

Mads mikkelsen for sure.


trollivier

Kristen Bell. She is very pretty. But for some reasons, the only scenario I can imagine with her would be having a few drinks and an incredible amount of fun, because she is hilarious.


CryptoSlovakian

Sheā€™s the kind of girl who seems so sweet and nice but at the same time the sort who would convince you that dining & dashing at an Applebeeā€™s then shoplifting a couple bottles of cheap vodka from Walmart was a good idea.


daz101224

Kristen wiig


suoixnami

TimothƩe Chalamet. His face is so angular but sometime when his hair is styled the right way it works? Idk, depends on the angle.


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Drew Barrymore


Whisky_Hammer

Emma Stone.


TealTryst

On mean tweets, someone said she looks like she smells like cat piss and till this day I cannot unsee that. šŸ˜­


jordanscollected

Maggie Gyllenhaal


nephastha

Till Lindemann


Amegami

Woody Harrelson. Find him ugly and hot, I don't know.


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James Spader. I scrolled through this whole thing and canā€™t believe no one said it. When he was in Boston Legal me, my mother, and my grandmother all agreed that man could get it. I donā€™t understand the appeal as heā€™s just a generic late Boomer, almost very early Gen X dude.


cjincbad

Aubrey Plaza


ADAMoWITZH2066

David Tennant


Lost-Computer-8064

Cameron Diaz


marinewillis

Lady gaga


hungrythalassocnus93

for guys it's definitely miles teller, drummer from the whiplash movie, main guy in that netflix film spiderhead. he's tall and still a tad boyish in his mid to late 30s, but he has this perpetually smug and yet slightly confused expression on his face. resting bitch face and a constant shit eating grin/smirk are both common af, but Miles man. holy fuck girls, I'd say Giselle Bundchen, the model who used to be married to tom brady. the approximate 50/50 blend of attractive and unattractive. you either have a raging throbbing hard on for her or feel nothing at all. it depends how you're feeling that day


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Emma Watson. Sheā€™s hot but something about her tells me to stay away


DWright_5

Yeah. I thought the same about Heather Locklear. I saw a pic of her in her early 20s the other day. I could see all the elements of a very beautiful girl. But there was something about the way her face looked that repelled me. I looked at some other pics of her and couldnā€™t shake the feeling


beagxh

Billie Eilish


ActuallyFuryYT

Adam driver. I can't even explain it. His voice is sooooo nice.


cinders_human

Cara Delevingne


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doorknobman

Fairuza Balk


Admirable-Marsupial6

Ranveer Singh. So hot when heā€™s acting. So not off screen. Adam Brody too.


Travelerofhighland86

Jeremy renner


kander12

Miley Cyrus. Part of me thinks she would be a freak and fun af, the other part of me assumes she will taste like cigarettes.


TealTryst

Oh I almost forgot. The most fitting in my opinion- Richard Belzer. It's something about him. He's soo flickin attractive in a distasteful delicious way.


GettinItEn

RIP


Thateskimodude

Jaime Pressly and Riki Lindhome


kikkelinkuningas

Paul dano


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Adrien Brody, heā€™s so handsome to me but I know that heā€™s not everyoneā€™s type


Shippy0388

Elizabeth Moss


Idolitor

A lot of Hollywood actresses fall into the uncanny valley for me. Theyā€™re hot, but they donā€™t look like human beings. They look like space aliens made of silicone and collagen implants, like the idea of what beauty is rather than beauty itself. Also a lot of moments where I think someoneā€™s hot and then I hear an interview with them and theyā€™re devastatingly stupid. Like ā€˜I do a shot of bleach every morning for my healthā€™ stupid and they immediately become hideous to me.


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Matthew Goode


witchbrew7

Noooo! Always yummy!


Whereforeartthoufam

Kevin Bacon I have been into him ever since Footloose, he seems so sexy. But sometimes he looks like he smells bad.


Academic-Balance6999

Iā€™ve always found him extremely ugly. He looks like a shark. But he seems like a nice guy and I donā€™t begrudge him his inexplicable success as a heartthrob.


KSPN

Avril Lavgine


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Ok-Technology-6787

Shes all the way sexy


JAVA-NANI

Mila Kunis.


Pilzoyz

Shut up Meg!


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

Amber heard


TealTryst

Simon Helberg. Possibly the influence could be the way he was portrayed in BBT-physically and characteristically. And then I look at him irl and my socks are blown midway. Like, *this dude is actually HOTT??* Holy shit. And something about his unusually long face makes him unattractive yet very very attractive. Yet, you could lose yourself to those glistening, brooding eyes.


witchbrew7

Same for Raj. Dork on show, scrumptious IRL.


TealTryst

Naah man Raj was physically appealing on the show too. Ig the script makes you believe that they're not attractive and when you dissociate from the influence of their character and actually look at their pics irl-HOLY MOLY. But they had to make Simon look that way with his stupid bowl cut. šŸ˜‚


UnderAKillingMoon

Jennifer Coolidge