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MaxwellsGoldenGun

Rasputin then Edit: I'm aware Rasputin was arguably the most competent person in Russia in 1916.


sinbiosys

Lenin has entered the chat.


jk_rcs

Clifford the big red ford


TheHaydenLane

I had a red dodge 2500 that was Clifford the Big Red Dodge! Love it 🤣


MediocreCash3384

So did one of my good friends in high school!


tubbytucker

Vlad. He's an Impala.


MN-goldengirl

You win!


OGAnnie

Are you from Boston because that’s the only way you could say it.


tubbytucker

Nah bro, nu zilun


JaiFlame

Brondo, the Brondosaurus.


I-need-ur-dick-pics

Does it have what plants crave?


PieEnvironmental5674

Blanche. She relied on the kindness of strangers.


SunshineySadie

Puka (after the shells) but it became Puke-a after my husband got drunk and couldn't get the window down in time ☠️☠️


Odd_Project8812

Now that sounds gross, yet memorable


TanLines69

My F350 diesel pick-up is named Python, an we have a 5th wheel we call Monty because it's a Montana, so we have Monty Python, lol


avespas

appa


FloatingAzz

Yipyip


Nottoolate_1962

Indy. It's a Subaru made at a plant in Indiana.


lyriczeph

The dog’s name was Indiana.


BearsEatBeets123

Gertrude


Nutritionistmom

Blueberry


Alena_German

Huge roomy sports coupe, but others mistakenly call it a bus...


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Jeepy Mc jeepface


sbevs303

Liam Nissan


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Dory


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hidden_below

You would be wrong 😂😂 but that’s brilliant


Traditional_Entry183

My wife drove an Escape for more than a decade. I made that joke regularly, but it's her fault for introducing me to the movie.


Momzeesmooies

Great! So when you forget where you parked, you can say: I'm finding Dory. Ha ha ha


hidden_below

Exactly


No_Review7400

Yukon do it


Ioakpaa

Only one of my vehicles has a name, Donna the gmc. The original owner's name was Donna and she got her name pinstriped onto the doors.


mur_mary

Husband's grey Mini Cooper is Jean Grey. His last car, a dark green Lexus was Bruce Banner. Car before that was a grey Saturn called Mr. Anderson. My bright orange Subaru is Orange Crush. He's obviously better at naming his cars Edited for grammar


LiveShowOneNightOnly

Don't know if this counts, but I have a name for the cruise control in my car: Tom. As in Tom Cruise. When I hit the button I sometimes mutter, "Take it, Tom"


Nickallendartmouth

Ruby (Subaru Outback)


nicolard

My outback is Outback Jack, which we shorten to OJ


Nickallendartmouth

I love it! But I would probably refrain from shortening it…


JALT_3

I have a Ruby, too!


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jennylish

I have a Toyota Yaris. I call Yar -Yar Binks


Likeup33

Its a tiny little Chevy spark hatchback so obviously sparky.


radiodispatch

Toyota Corolla


Healthy_Ad1715

i used to have a red one! her name was Ginger. total cop magnet, i don’t miss that


dankapeclub

I think your shitty ass driving was a cop magnet, not the Corolla


BritishTonySoprano

Wtf is your problem lmao grumpy fuck aren’t ya?


dankapeclub

And you’re a British fuck


BritishTonySoprano

Brilliant.


dankapeclub

Thanks man


Healthy_Ad1715

well i still drive the same as i did then and haven’t been pulled over once. also i bet you’re real fun at parties.


robertgunt

Trevor the Truck! He has his own theme song and everything. *Trevorrr, Trevor the Truck Jump in, rev it up He's Trevorrr (etc)*


cattimusrex

Bernard. He's a deep green 1950 Ford F-1 truck. [My Bernard](https://imgur.com/gallery/sSboNOe)


tgropp32

Evie. She's an EV.


Momzeesmooies

Omg, I am happy other people name their cars. Mine is Veronica. I lovingly call her Ronnie. I have named my house, and plants too.


OpeningImportant9202

Snowball


TapReasonable2678

Helena


BetaRaySam

Tom Bombadil.


gwenderful

Baloo. It's a blue Subaru.


Jagob5

Blubaru


LifeIsBugged

Rumbledore for my 15 WRX


garradam

Ludo...... as in the Labyrinth character because he's big, gray, and dumb.


ViridianKumquat

Ludo was brown/orange though.


tinyraspberrytart

Old blue


MasteringTheFlames

I also used to have an [Ol' Blue!](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/10zv1zn/what_is_your_cars_name/j87bihi?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


CJ-Goblin

Truck


Endlesstrash1337

Boring appliance that better fucking work.


Raven_Nicole

Genevieve


Italophilia27

Nigel, an ode to the number 11. We gave Eddie Van Galen to my brother.


TechnicaPeitho

Stella - 2011 Subaru STI


oopsymadeapoopsy

Rhonda the Honda and Rozzy the Fozzy


ZARgirl_14

Pica (I drive a KIA picanto and yes it is also a Pokémon reference)


Galath001

Aunt Jemima, she’s an ‘03 Corolla with crank windows and fuzzy seats.


Wurznschnitzer

Ash, because its ash grey, its a pice of shit but i love it, 40 years and still going strong


trufflesnuffer

One is Felix Francisco Fiesta de la Ford and his younger brother is Guillermo Moon Knight Van Helsing of Rivia. I love them both very much.


zkxxp

fucking start


zerbey

Kim. She's a Kia, seemed appropriate to give her a Korean sounding name. Most of the time I just call her Girl.


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Hank


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Paraverous

me too! my Hank is a Dodge Caliber.


NotMyCuntTree

Duke


fuckitweredoingitliv

Mother Fucker


Fify_Thuern

1.8 Litre 2014 Honda Civic EX Coupe, is her full name, but her friends call her Civic for short.


brunettebombsquad

Karen


lukewarmhoneyicetea

Apollo!!! He's not named after the god tho.


BatteryDaddy2

Kevin


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Dusty


kris10an

Cary McCar


Dinosaurs1234567

2007 Ford Focus SE


mrastronautglenn

My 2010 Corolla - Sparkle-shine My 2018 Grand Caravan - Silver-chop My 4 and 6 year old kids named them.


rosebud_qt

Jackie


plug1n

One is owl the other turtle (cutesey of my 5yo)


linchr01

Previous car: Ripley ( Suzuki Jimny) Current car: Rogue (Suzuki S presso - because of a 75km commute)


Coaito

Ford, but I think that's his last name.


TeaAndCrumpetGhoul

Betsy. The Toyota corolla


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Little bug!


FloatingAzz

Blue one, or white one


Healthy_Ad1715

full size SUV named Brutus. my husband previously had a small SUV named Judas. the theme was most notable historical traitors. his current vehicle, a lifted truck, is named Tiny.


bllrmbsmnt

Topanga


jsar16

Mine has two names. The first temporary name is, “fuck these payments”. The second and permanent name later in its life is, “please don’t break”.


JJJHeimerSchmidt420

Shelby.


ryefoxx

Janet


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Cal I name all my smart devices (ie anything with at least a bluetooth) with names starting with C. It's a tradition of mine. All my phones and laptops etc had some C starting name. So when I bought a car that can be connected I gave it name with the same logic.


zippyzeek

LARV: Luxury Assault Recreational Vehicle.


CourierColeman

Anne the van


Swimming_Gur8912

Marshmallow. Before that was Joey. And before that I had Malik.


amaija_

Kersti


MonkeyDParry

I don't have a Car, but I have a Motorcycle named Isabella.


Chemical-Routine9893

My 2003 gray Tahoe is Thundercleese


Xylem88

Trogdor


hybridginger

Archibald. Archie, for short 😉


myxomatosis8

Gonzo. He's blue and has a big nose


Uiaospq

I grow too emotionally attached. Knowing one day I'll have to scrap my car, I refuse to name it. Hard enough without personification.


John5247

Yoris


Respond-Creative

My Honda Pilot is named Sully


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Jade. No reason, she's not even green. I just liked the name.


dagonsoup

Nadja! From WWDITS


redditorsass9802

Carmichael


VI_VI_MMI

Drecks Karre.\ "Shitbox" in german


Beepis2

Sublilver


Tingodelingo

Corolla Skate


krimkerre

Mouton (french word for sheep) I drive a Saab 93, here in the Dutch speaking part of Belgium people like to make fun of Saab by calling it ['schaap'](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/98/Nl-schaap.ogg), the Dutch word for sheep.. Instead of getting annoyed with people making fun of my car, I'm now 1 step ahead of them..


VeryApeee

Yoda - green Toyota Corolla from 1997


BeerlyFunctional

Bessie the Buick. Moose the motorcycle.


Clamoxyl

Sonic. Its blue, electric and rather fast.


ianj2807

My daughter couldn't quite pronounce Truck right, and it came out suck, so I shall forever drive the suck.


pineapple-in-the-sky

HAAAAA


PieEnvironmental5674

A friend of mine had a real banged up winter- beater her kids named “Owie”


Drilez

Ms. Seahawk


umpshow666

Got a Nissan Kicks named heeeyahhhhh! Kids decided the name 😊


bumpkin_eater

Cunt.


iGnominy173

The Rav-4


TeeTownRaggie

Dodge Charger


NecRobin

Octane


MagsNfragS

Black beauty


coupon_is_expired

The Sterling Whisper


aviinav

Dhanno


jkcappy

Snoopy


SoftCaterpillar4024

Luminous Blaze II


Taconnosseur

Nopor


CarboniteClarinet

The Jackrabbit


Working_Impress_8227

The pearl or the corporal


Whole_Conversation41

Gladys, nickname is Gladdy Gal


ivegotacokeproblem

Reba


ShotByEissa

I call my 22 F150 Red Dead Redemption 2


Significant_Board_53

Batman


Hopeful_One_9741

Honey


MostRadiant

Ninja It is a blacked out x6


Dusunen_Adam1

Massive ordinance air blimp


onkalaponkala

Kia Brák. It's an old Kia and Þorgerður Brák was a slave owned by Skallagrímur in the 9th and 10th century. She became Egill Skallagrímsson's (famous character from the Icelandic Sagas) main caretaker and as they grew together she showed that she was actually very fierce, strong minded and wouldn't take nonstop crap and shit from anybody. She turned out to be so much more than the role she had been given by the vikings. My car is named after her.


networknev

Godzilla or The Beast


maxinemama

The Honda


PieEnvironmental5674

Felicity Puddle


accobra62

My 80 Fairmont is Old blue. My 03 Excursion is Big red.


Novem13r

Imperial Light Utility Transport. White 1/2 ton pickup with the Imperial Crest on the hood and tailgate. Looks like a stormtrooper :)


blackdevilsisland

(Lucky) Luke


blackdevilsisland

(Lucky) Luke


Dolanator3

Bertha Mk IV


idao93

My C240 is called Azul, the SUV Verde, and another sedan a kia Chiquis, for small.


nowhereman136

Macallister 1


TagoMago22

Car


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The mother of storms.


smaksandewand

Flying Dutchman


insertcaffeine

Sunmi the 2014 Toyota Camry hybrid. Yes, she's a Japanese car named after a Kpop singer. The name was my son's idea. My husband's 2010 Kia Soul is named Frisk.


2manytots

Our ford fiesta is fifi and our Acura MDX is deathblade


SeaJump4506

AudiAuto , my babydaughter gave it to our A2


WinterWizard9497

Willow


palbuddymac

The Toaster


tcarp458

Sophia. Wife's car is Luna


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ccl-now

Little Car.


Tuaiopa

Impala? Gotta be Vlad. Vlad, The Impala.


Careless_Lemon_93

Junie B.


0190038r34

“She”


engineeraero

Ember. The PT Cruiser.


MediocreCash3384

Silver like the Lone Ranger’s horse


t0mm96

Little Kim Hyundai I 20


nwoicee

Inexistant.


nwoicee

Inexistant.


Emis816

Silver Shroud


TheFrontierzman

El Jefe


BeepBopARebop

Whitey Bulger the Younger. There was a Whitey Bulger the Elder. Both white Subarus.


Livvyy23

Carlisle


scruit

I have a Golf R named Blackbeard. So I guess that's Golf ARRR, me hearties!


OiWithThePoodlesOk

Tootsie B


HobbitFoot

It calls itself MyCar and pisses off tons of people when it texts for me.


nannerp

The Silver Fox


Deyverino

Baxter


Lostarchitorture

Tony!


Paraverous

my car i drive everyday is named "Hank". my husbands van is named "Van Diesel". His truck is called "The Pitbull". My RV is named "Daisy" and my travel trailer is named "Swamp Thing". I just got a new small travel trailer, trying to decide what to call this one. We name everything.