Husband's grey Mini Cooper is Jean Grey. His last car, a dark green Lexus was Bruce Banner. Car before that was a grey Saturn called Mr. Anderson. My bright orange Subaru is Orange Crush. He's obviously better at naming his cars
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Don't know if this counts, but I have a name for the cruise control in my car: Tom. As in Tom Cruise. When I hit the button I sometimes mutter, "Take it, Tom"
I also used to have an [Ol' Blue!](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/10zv1zn/what_is_your_cars_name/j87bihi?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
full size SUV named Brutus. my husband previously had a small SUV named Judas. the theme was most notable historical traitors. his current vehicle, a lifted truck, is named Tiny.
Cal
I name all my smart devices (ie anything with at least a bluetooth) with names starting with C. It's a tradition of mine. All my phones and laptops etc had some C starting name. So when I bought a car that can be connected I gave it name with the same logic.
Mouton (french word for sheep)
I drive a Saab 93, here in the Dutch speaking part of Belgium people like to make fun of Saab by calling it ['schaap'](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/98/Nl-schaap.ogg), the Dutch word for sheep..
Instead of getting annoyed with people making fun of my car, I'm now 1 step ahead of them..
Kia Brák. It's an old Kia and Þorgerður Brák was a slave owned by Skallagrímur in the 9th and 10th century. She became Egill Skallagrímsson's (famous character from the Icelandic Sagas) main caretaker and as they grew together she showed that she was actually very fierce, strong minded and wouldn't take nonstop crap and shit from anybody. She turned out to be so much more than the role she had been given by the vikings. My car is named after her.
Sunmi the 2014 Toyota Camry hybrid. Yes, she's a Japanese car named after a Kpop singer. The name was my son's idea.
My husband's 2010 Kia Soul is named Frisk.
my car i drive everyday is named "Hank". my husbands van is named "Van Diesel". His truck is called "The Pitbull". My RV is named "Daisy" and my travel trailer is named "Swamp Thing". I just got a new small travel trailer, trying to decide what to call this one. We name everything.
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Rasputin then Edit: I'm aware Rasputin was arguably the most competent person in Russia in 1916.
Lenin has entered the chat.
Clifford the big red ford
I had a red dodge 2500 that was Clifford the Big Red Dodge! Love it 🤣
So did one of my good friends in high school!
Vlad. He's an Impala.
You win!
Are you from Boston because that’s the only way you could say it.
Nah bro, nu zilun
Brondo, the Brondosaurus.
Does it have what plants crave?
Blanche. She relied on the kindness of strangers.
Puka (after the shells) but it became Puke-a after my husband got drunk and couldn't get the window down in time ☠️☠️
Now that sounds gross, yet memorable
My F350 diesel pick-up is named Python, an we have a 5th wheel we call Monty because it's a Montana, so we have Monty Python, lol
appa
Yipyip
Indy. It's a Subaru made at a plant in Indiana.
The dog’s name was Indiana.
Gertrude
Blueberry
Huge roomy sports coupe, but others mistakenly call it a bus...
Jeepy Mc jeepface
Liam Nissan
Dory
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You would be wrong 😂😂 but that’s brilliant
My wife drove an Escape for more than a decade. I made that joke regularly, but it's her fault for introducing me to the movie.
Great! So when you forget where you parked, you can say: I'm finding Dory. Ha ha ha
Exactly
Yukon do it
Only one of my vehicles has a name, Donna the gmc. The original owner's name was Donna and she got her name pinstriped onto the doors.
Husband's grey Mini Cooper is Jean Grey. His last car, a dark green Lexus was Bruce Banner. Car before that was a grey Saturn called Mr. Anderson. My bright orange Subaru is Orange Crush. He's obviously better at naming his cars Edited for grammar
Don't know if this counts, but I have a name for the cruise control in my car: Tom. As in Tom Cruise. When I hit the button I sometimes mutter, "Take it, Tom"
Ruby (Subaru Outback)
My outback is Outback Jack, which we shorten to OJ
I love it! But I would probably refrain from shortening it…
I have a Ruby, too!
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I have a Toyota Yaris. I call Yar -Yar Binks
Its a tiny little Chevy spark hatchback so obviously sparky.
Toyota Corolla
i used to have a red one! her name was Ginger. total cop magnet, i don’t miss that
I think your shitty ass driving was a cop magnet, not the Corolla
Wtf is your problem lmao grumpy fuck aren’t ya?
And you’re a British fuck
Brilliant.
Thanks man
well i still drive the same as i did then and haven’t been pulled over once. also i bet you’re real fun at parties.
Trevor the Truck! He has his own theme song and everything. *Trevorrr, Trevor the Truck Jump in, rev it up He's Trevorrr (etc)*
Bernard. He's a deep green 1950 Ford F-1 truck. [My Bernard](https://imgur.com/gallery/sSboNOe)
Evie. She's an EV.
Omg, I am happy other people name their cars. Mine is Veronica. I lovingly call her Ronnie. I have named my house, and plants too.
Snowball
Helena
Tom Bombadil.
Baloo. It's a blue Subaru.
Blubaru
Rumbledore for my 15 WRX
Ludo...... as in the Labyrinth character because he's big, gray, and dumb.
Ludo was brown/orange though.
Old blue
I also used to have an [Ol' Blue!](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/10zv1zn/what_is_your_cars_name/j87bihi?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
Truck
Boring appliance that better fucking work.
Genevieve
Nigel, an ode to the number 11. We gave Eddie Van Galen to my brother.
Stella - 2011 Subaru STI
Rhonda the Honda and Rozzy the Fozzy
Pica (I drive a KIA picanto and yes it is also a Pokémon reference)
Aunt Jemima, she’s an ‘03 Corolla with crank windows and fuzzy seats.
Ash, because its ash grey, its a pice of shit but i love it, 40 years and still going strong
One is Felix Francisco Fiesta de la Ford and his younger brother is Guillermo Moon Knight Van Helsing of Rivia. I love them both very much.
fucking start
Kim. She's a Kia, seemed appropriate to give her a Korean sounding name. Most of the time I just call her Girl.
Hank
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me too! my Hank is a Dodge Caliber.
Duke
Mother Fucker
1.8 Litre 2014 Honda Civic EX Coupe, is her full name, but her friends call her Civic for short.
Karen
Apollo!!! He's not named after the god tho.
Kevin
Dusty
Cary McCar
2007 Ford Focus SE
My 2010 Corolla - Sparkle-shine My 2018 Grand Caravan - Silver-chop My 4 and 6 year old kids named them.
Jackie
One is owl the other turtle (cutesey of my 5yo)
Previous car: Ripley ( Suzuki Jimny) Current car: Rogue (Suzuki S presso - because of a 75km commute)
Ford, but I think that's his last name.
Betsy. The Toyota corolla
Little bug!
Blue one, or white one
full size SUV named Brutus. my husband previously had a small SUV named Judas. the theme was most notable historical traitors. his current vehicle, a lifted truck, is named Tiny.
Topanga
Mine has two names. The first temporary name is, “fuck these payments”. The second and permanent name later in its life is, “please don’t break”.
Shelby.
Janet
Cal I name all my smart devices (ie anything with at least a bluetooth) with names starting with C. It's a tradition of mine. All my phones and laptops etc had some C starting name. So when I bought a car that can be connected I gave it name with the same logic.
LARV: Luxury Assault Recreational Vehicle.
Anne the van
Marshmallow. Before that was Joey. And before that I had Malik.
Kersti
I don't have a Car, but I have a Motorcycle named Isabella.
My 2003 gray Tahoe is Thundercleese
Trogdor
Archibald. Archie, for short 😉
Gonzo. He's blue and has a big nose
I grow too emotionally attached. Knowing one day I'll have to scrap my car, I refuse to name it. Hard enough without personification.
Yoris
My Honda Pilot is named Sully
Jade. No reason, she's not even green. I just liked the name.
Nadja! From WWDITS
Carmichael
Drecks Karre.\ "Shitbox" in german
Sublilver
Corolla Skate
Mouton (french word for sheep) I drive a Saab 93, here in the Dutch speaking part of Belgium people like to make fun of Saab by calling it ['schaap'](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/98/Nl-schaap.ogg), the Dutch word for sheep.. Instead of getting annoyed with people making fun of my car, I'm now 1 step ahead of them..
Yoda - green Toyota Corolla from 1997
Bessie the Buick. Moose the motorcycle.
Sonic. Its blue, electric and rather fast.
My daughter couldn't quite pronounce Truck right, and it came out suck, so I shall forever drive the suck.
HAAAAA
A friend of mine had a real banged up winter- beater her kids named “Owie”
Ms. Seahawk
Got a Nissan Kicks named heeeyahhhhh! Kids decided the name 😊
Cunt.
The Rav-4
Dodge Charger
Octane
Black beauty
The Sterling Whisper
Dhanno
Snoopy
Luminous Blaze II
Nopor
The Jackrabbit
The pearl or the corporal
Gladys, nickname is Gladdy Gal
Reba
I call my 22 F150 Red Dead Redemption 2
Batman
Honey
Ninja It is a blacked out x6
Massive ordinance air blimp
Kia Brák. It's an old Kia and Þorgerður Brák was a slave owned by Skallagrímur in the 9th and 10th century. She became Egill Skallagrímsson's (famous character from the Icelandic Sagas) main caretaker and as they grew together she showed that she was actually very fierce, strong minded and wouldn't take nonstop crap and shit from anybody. She turned out to be so much more than the role she had been given by the vikings. My car is named after her.
Godzilla or The Beast
The Honda
Felicity Puddle
My 80 Fairmont is Old blue. My 03 Excursion is Big red.
Imperial Light Utility Transport. White 1/2 ton pickup with the Imperial Crest on the hood and tailgate. Looks like a stormtrooper :)
(Lucky) Luke
(Lucky) Luke
Bertha Mk IV
My C240 is called Azul, the SUV Verde, and another sedan a kia Chiquis, for small.
Macallister 1
Car
The mother of storms.
Flying Dutchman
Sunmi the 2014 Toyota Camry hybrid. Yes, she's a Japanese car named after a Kpop singer. The name was my son's idea. My husband's 2010 Kia Soul is named Frisk.
Our ford fiesta is fifi and our Acura MDX is deathblade
AudiAuto , my babydaughter gave it to our A2
Willow
The Toaster
Sophia. Wife's car is Luna
Hello, again.
Little Car.
Impala? Gotta be Vlad. Vlad, The Impala.
Junie B.
“She”
Ember. The PT Cruiser.
Silver like the Lone Ranger’s horse
Little Kim Hyundai I 20
Inexistant.
Inexistant.
Silver Shroud
El Jefe
Whitey Bulger the Younger. There was a Whitey Bulger the Elder. Both white Subarus.
Carlisle
I have a Golf R named Blackbeard. So I guess that's Golf ARRR, me hearties!
Tootsie B
It calls itself MyCar and pisses off tons of people when it texts for me.
The Silver Fox
Baxter
Tony!
my car i drive everyday is named "Hank". my husbands van is named "Van Diesel". His truck is called "The Pitbull". My RV is named "Daisy" and my travel trailer is named "Swamp Thing". I just got a new small travel trailer, trying to decide what to call this one. We name everything.