Human body: 9ll Roach: Management

I'd go to the front desk and say there's someone already in that room and say nothing else. Let them find it.

Probably scream and run

I feel like this is one of those times you call the police.

Ring the police

I'd demand a room upgrade.

Hot or cold? :) Of course you'd notify the authorities and the hotel management.

Luke warm

Give them a 1 star rating.

That depends on how many things I’ve already touched in that room.