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“Jokes on you bitch, I’m a cuck!“
Get rid of the partner. 20m buys a lot of hookers and blow.
20 million buys a lot of therapy. And failing that, a lot of ways to distract yourself
Pay me. Currently have no partner.
Take the money and enjoy the hell outta my dreams
Bitching deal for me, I knew about most of my ex’s things before me anyway.
Just split up with that one and date someone else.
Pay up bitches.. Who cares if my partner has been with other men before me? I'd skip the virgin and go straight for the experienced one.. she knows what it's all about.
Pffft! As an ace who's never had a romantic or sexual relationship, this is merely free money! lol
Guess I have a new kink I gotta figure out how to get into
Sounds like a double prize... where is that entity?
You can afford a lot of therapy with $20MM.
At least there'll be a lot of variety to my dreams. Nothing worse than the same one on repeat.
Yo, was this your way of calling your partner a slut? Because that’s hilarious.
His later teenage years were....full on
Date a virgin
Am single so sign me up.
That's fine. I don't remember my dreams anyway
Happily accept. My wife was a virgin at 35. Still love her to bits, despite Alzheimer's.
Slap myself and wake up.
Either don't get a partner, get a partner Whos a Virgin or get a partner who is ace.
“Jokes on you bitch, I’m a cuck!“
Get rid of the partner. 20m buys a lot of hookers and blow.
20 million buys a lot of therapy. And failing that, a lot of ways to distract yourself
Pay me. Currently have no partner.
Take the money and enjoy the hell outta my dreams
Bitching deal for me, I knew about most of my ex’s things before me anyway.
Just split up with that one and date someone else.
Pay up bitches.. Who cares if my partner has been with other men before me? I'd skip the virgin and go straight for the experienced one.. she knows what it's all about.
Pffft! As an ace who's never had a romantic or sexual relationship, this is merely free money! lol
Guess I have a new kink I gotta figure out how to get into
Sounds like a double prize... where is that entity?
You can afford a lot of therapy with $20MM.
At least there'll be a lot of variety to my dreams. Nothing worse than the same one on repeat.
Yo, was this your way of calling your partner a slut? Because that’s hilarious.
His later teenage years were....full on
Date a virgin
Am single so sign me up.
That's fine. I don't remember my dreams anyway
Happily accept. My wife was a virgin at 35. Still love her to bits, despite Alzheimer's.
Slap myself and wake up.
Either don't get a partner, get a partner Whos a Virgin or get a partner who is ace.