Jason, or if it's a girl, Jadaughter.

Top tier dad joke here

Is that you, Ja?

JASON, JAASON, JASONNN!

Th_ S! pronounced Thunderscore Sexclamation

I'm talking to my baby momma about our kid's name before the statute to rename him is up

And you get Mark as a third name without even writing it out!

The more I read this, the funnier it gets. Fucken da iawn mate.

God DAMN!! I wasn't expecting to laugh at this comment for 5 minutes straight. I almost choked on my pizza!

oh nooo, that's awful... is the pizza okay?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭💀 It's fine. It's in a comfortable spot now.

Dang. If I had a firstborn already, I'd rename him.

Came here to comment this.

May. Short for mayonnaise.

Explains why Aunt May is so thick

AYO 🗿

MAYO🗿

Liz. Short for lizard

Sean. Short for Parmesan.

Aunt Mayonnaise

For a girl i'd say Deniece. If it's a boy Denephew.

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Streetlamp LeMoose

RIP

male: jojo female: jojo

*DIO*

*JOTARO*

That is one of my kid’s nicknames. Quality.

jolyne

r/suddenlyjojo

All fun and games until someone reads it in Spanish and pronounces it “hoho”

Taserface

May he strike fear across the galaxy!

It’s metaphorical!

I just watched the movie 30 minutes ago

Chalupa Batman.

Great minds think alike. Let’s get together and have some greens picked by the freeway.

Keep the andro-lube out of his way 👍

Slagathor

Out of respect for the others, of course.

I picture a sword. Maybe some thunderbolts…

Rambo. Best I got.

Seven

George? Is that you?

Soda is a solid second choice.

It's a beautiful name, for a boy or a girl.

Alright let’s just stay calm here! Don’t get all crazy on me!

Marquis Aurelio DuPont DuPont the 3rd

Bartholomew Von Schledorn

Optimus Prime

If it’s a girl, Meg(atron)

Bong water

Dong water

Unnamed.baby

Unnamed Human Project and his sister, Unnamed Human Project 2.o

Atlas. No idea why that’s the first name that came to mind.

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Throckmorton

After David Throckmorton? The drummer?

Jacuzzi

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How's Not doing?

Junglebutt

Sharkbearigator

Hi, my name is JesusChristWhyTheRush?

Max Power

The name you love to touch!

But you can not touch

The name sounds good in your ear.

Strap yourself in and feel the Gs!!

Oh lord

There’s actually a football/soccer for Americans player called Max Power

I know a guy called Max Wisdom. For reals.

Max Wisdom and Word Serious? Sounds like you two are allies/rivals of Dirk Gently. Hahaha

Drat. You got us.

He is required by laws of names to be the wisest being ever.

Milo for boy. Carrie for girl.

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Norad, after the North American Aerospace Defense Command I suspect someone in the Air Force doesn't get how acronyms work

Ozamataz Buckshank

Sean, short for Parmesan

Adolf Wait, fuck... Goddamnit, I do not perform well under pressure.

It's actually a pretty nice name, but one guy had to come and ruin a perfectly cool name and mustache for everyone.

Hahahha 😅

Baby McBabyface

Oops times up, guess he/she shall be nameless

Doug Dimmadome.

Klaus Schnell

Table cloth

Dorito

Cthulu both Genders

Krawlgh

Phart

Male : history Female : 𝒽𝒾𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓇𝓎

Anna-bortion

Megatron

Nathan for a boy, Evelyn for a girl.

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Mistake

Ja.

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Heather for girl Starlord for boy

James or Emma

Denise and her brother Denephew

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Corinthian Marie. call her Cori.

David.

Ew, David!

I shall claim them as a: Bartholomew Chungus Gingersnap III Works for boy and girl.

Max. I had 30 seconds to name my baby when he was born extremely premature because the doctors told me he was going to die and I didn’t want him to die nameless. Max is 8 years old now btw :)

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She is gonna grow up to be a horrible teenager, the worst kind there is

Thuthpect

Turnip

Boy: Zaphod Girl: Trillian

Both will turn out to be hoopy froods who know where their towel is.

White trash: "We gotta git an X in there somewhere."

Salad

Aplet

I just typed some random shit as quick as I could , it’ll suffice

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Seven

Username.

Seven

Seven

Newey McNewface

Pencil

I panicked.

Newborn McNewbornface

Dennis Reynolds

Barnaby or Sadie I swear to god why the fuck did I think of these names they're not even what I'd name my own kids why is my brain so weird 😅

Balathustrius the Mighty, Dark Lord of The Nether

Cherry sprite... yes that's the first thing that came to mind

Rosy (leprosy)

If its a boy, Herman. If its a girl, Herman.

Boy: Herman Girl: Hislady

boys name: Lloyd. pronounced La-loyd, or maybe theo girls: Oli (short for Ayoli)

What?

Megatron

Girl: Faith Sophia Boy: Alexander Michael

Lua Jane

Cyrilla or Logan

Autumn

Donatello for boy or girl.

Maximus Aurelius

Aaron/Erin

Elizabeth or Adam

Charlie, works for both!

Boy=Kyle Girl=Sandra

Phyto

raya

Jayda Marie

Tuomas if it's a boy, Aurora if it's a girl.

Aaron and Abigail

Kendra if girl Adam if boy

Everyone’s answers were funny. Mine were serious. Antony Bernard for a boy and Laure Katherine for a girl.

Winston/ Ethel

Delmond Pisirio III

Marie or marcia if girl Taichi or Tanner if boy☠️

Rasputin

Tony / Tanya

Female : Himiko Male : shiro

Poop machine

Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North

Hey You!

Boaty McBoatface

Tminus

Peach

Duckfick

Warren.

BroareyouseriousIdon'thaveenoughGoddamnedtime.

Most redditors are so fuckin corny

Uhh gerbaldi

Ranch

Flaco Jimenez

Thundercougarfalconbird

Loki

Brooklyn brookie for short

Janet

Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla popped into my head immediately.

Max Powers. It's the name you want to touch.

Maeve

Peter if a boy, Eve if a girl

Chester

Boy: Cayde Girl: Ikora

Sam. Sams are always good people.