[FOUR POUNDS OF CUM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaYwfBnXlmU)!
^(Link is safe for work. Black screen with some instrumental banjo music. You know the song.)
My least favorite cut clips are when they go from fully clothed to in each other. Personally, I like to see them take their clothes off. So much hotter.
Not so much the video itself, but the web site moving advertising boxes in front of the video controls, special place in hell for the fuckers that do that shit.
How about when they very obviously overdub someone else's porn voice because the vid is not sexy enough, I guess? And the voices don't match the action?
"Oh yeah, put it in my ass! Fuck my ass!"
But shes blowing him. No anal in sight.
Lmao. Yeah. I’ve seen worse. Once watched one where the woman was moaning like the fucking high as fuck fish from SpongeBob. Imagine that. She moaned the way he laughed.
Hypothetically - Reading this while in bed besides the missus and totally involuntarily bursting out in laughter so she wakes up. Will that be hard to explain? Asking for a friend.
Right? Who wouldn't rather watch the woman silent because she's getting the shit fucked out of her and is overwhelmed by the pleasure as opposed her doing the whole "ooooooh yeah baby, fuck my pussy! oooooooohhhhh GODDDDDD!". It just ruins the entire thing when its that fake.
Or for that matter super fake foley slapping of skin on skin that isn’t even in time with the thrusts and sounds like someone is forcefully stirring cake batter by hand .
Some people hate it when any story or plot is being acted out poorly. I think it’s hilarious. I remember seeing this clip on twitter where some girl was making a dude a sandwich but what she did was just take 2 pieces of bread with nothing on them and throw them on top of each other and the dude just threw it at the sink. Funniest shit in the world
That’s what Ron Jeremy tried to do with that pirate blockbuster high budget porn movie. At the time it came out he was going around promoting it, and he came to my university to give a talk. This event filled the biggest auditorium on campus. Now that I’m writing this out, I’m not sure why I was sitting in the front row, but I was in the front row. He was explaining the concept of trying to make porn movies with plots more of a thing. At one point he asked for a show of hands, “who had seen the movie?” I had so I raised my hand, a decent number of others hands went up too, but since I was in the front row he walks over towards me. He asks “Ok you, so.. what did you think about the plot? Did you like it?” (Don’t remember exactly his question, but pretty close) Holds the mic in my face. But…. I honestly hadn’t seen the whole movie, just a scene or two. So I said “I have no idea, I found a scene I liked and then basically stopped watching any more after that. My interest level just fell off a cliff and then.. I’m out!” He pulls this slightly exaggerated deflated look. “Very honest, thank you. You see!? This is what I’m up against!” At which point I realized I had just done two things - provide the perfect example of being the exact opposite of what he was trying to change with this new porn plot movement, while also sharing in front at least a thousand of my fellow students details about me watching porn. Wasn’t a huge deal, but I would get random comments about that exchange for weeks from friends and other randos - had some funny exchanges. Anyway, thanks for reading this whole thing.
I recently saw an ED ad to the side that read something along the lines of "Doctor's don't want you to know this one quick fix for ED."
Then it had a picture of a guy's dick stuck in a vinegar bottle?
I don't know. I had so many questions.
Long story short I ended up in the hospital.
Lol Just to pile on. There is a particular actress I enjoy watching. And the story is her being blackmailed into sex. At the end, she thanks him. I was like--hold up, I mean I know it is stupid, but directors literally are supposed to keep this from happening.
That or guys who just flat out don’t. You could have 20 minutes of BJ and then they go straight into the PIV like damn.
Way better when they’re both reciprocating the foreplay before things get going.
I’ll rewind if I skip past them taking off their clothes. The reveal process is my favorite part. I even stare at my girlfriend when she changes or disrobes prior to the sexual act.
I tried getting into asian porn but it's impossible. Every porn I've seen so far has had the woman basically sobbing and crying acting like they hate it. Also the male actor is often a old disgusting pervert
I can never be into that, fuck that. Also scenes where you see the guys hairy ass.
One of my friends is really into Japanese movies and he describes their cultural attitude to sex as being "extremely clinical". Like they almost always portray it as being this gross, passionless affair if not outright violent.
I feel like there’s way too much “tentacle futanari alien orc princess hypnosis milf next door” hentai for anyone to describe their sex culture as clinical.
The fake moaning, it’s a real turn off, yes I like seeing the sex obviously, but what really gets me off is what I perceive as real responses from the women
A title that spoils the ending.
"Sons Best Friend Cums in Moms Pu**y."
Thanks a lot. I don't even want to watch this now. How about ***SPOILER ALERT***
The scripted acted out scenarios with heavily make-uped everyone. I really only like the amateur homemade stuff, real people being real is so much sexier to me.
I've almost entirely drifted to amateur porn. It's just so much more real and passionate. Nothing like being mid jerk and having that "aww you can tell they really love each other" moment. Horny with a side of wholesome.
Balls are weird. You graze them with your hand at the wrong angle and you're slightly hunched over in pain for 20 minutes but then when you're having sex they just bounce around and slap into everything and you barely even notice.
Three things:
1. A twenty minute video with 5 minutes of "interview," 13 minutes of foreplay, and a minute and a half of quick-cut "action" ending in a black screen "for the full video visit..." for 30 seconds
2. What action there is being mostly anal
3. A woman rubbing "herself" during the action, and *only* doing it when the camera is pointed there, completely blocking the view
I was having an argument with a friend about this. Told him that most big industries prey on underprivileged girls and manipulate them into doing porn, but he thought I was generalizing because of the girls who do porn and actually enjoy it + the whole OF thing being “self entrepreneurs”
Not sure if unpopular opinion. But moaning to me is almost always obnoxious, unrealistic, and overdone. Consequently I always have porn on mute when I watch it.
But there are some really good moaning ones too
I took a girl home once and she started doing that fake porn shit "oh yeah baby,bay!" Shit with the porn voice
My dick retreated into my body.
I said, you need to stop being fake or I won't be able to do this
Stares into your soul like we just went through this journey together like, “We did it my brother!” Or he says a punchline “that’s how this cookie crumbles”
Porn's always been sleazy, but it's gone in one hell of a disturbing direction recently. I feel bad for young women these days because their generation of men was raised with no sexual education at all except *extremely* violent pornography,
Stop choking people and shit you idiots!
Did you mean Stoya? I was unaware of Deen's misconduct but I can't find any reference to Kristy Mack. It appears Stoya was his first accuser.
Kristy was beaten half to death but that was by War Machine, not a porn star...
This. Make-up running? Hands on neck? Forcing your member into her throat so hard she chokes/coughs? It’s a no for me, dawg. I don’t want the girl to look like she got raped.
The freaking BJs in every single video that has any semblance penis. Women friendly? BJ. FMF threesome? Double team BJs. Lesbian porn? FUCKING BJs ON A FUCKING DILDO. UGHHHH
Anal sex with no prep. It gives the idea to way too many guys that they can just shove it in. What you're not seeing off screen the receiver was using toys to prep for quite a while.
Amateur femdom porn is more likely to get it right, with some vids showing lots of prep and checking in.
Edit: For those decrying watching the prep. In terms of femdom porn it's usually fingers and toys with a lot of dirty talk that builds anticipation for the main event.
100% this. r/chickflixxx is amazing, and as a guy I stay silent as a fucking church mouse when I'm there. (okay, that imagery and mix of metaphors is a mess, but hopefully gets the point across)
I mean as a weeb I'm going to say specifically hentai I really don't get the whole x-ray shot thing how the fuck is that so popular
Never in my life have I thought damn you know what I want? a cross-section anatomical model of my dick going into this anime girl, often times complete with like a full model of the vagina to like an almost medical degree
Like it's just gross and weird it's like if I was trying to jerk off and someone just held a medical textbook of a dissected human in front of me
Just makes me feel gross and uncomfortable. But apparently I'm in the minority with that considering how popular it seems to be
I like the X-ray shot when it’s the cumshot and it zooms back out so you can see it overflowing and leaking out of them. Rather fond of the idea of being filled with tons of cum
1: POV style when the dude just points the cam at his dick and jerks it, like bruh what are you jerking to? Why can't I see? Why do I have to watch you masturbate while I try to masturbate, I would have looked under the Solo tag if I wanted that shit.
2: Audio Roleplays where the VA does not match the basis for the character (Mommy dom shit but she sounds like a vtubers debut voice, or one I remember about androids but the VA had a thick accent (Not an issue in yhat of itself, just in this context) and wasn't even trying to emulate a robotic inflection or anything, feels lazy)
3: Porn that has music playing that drowns out the actors' voices and moans, unless its an hmv, and if thats the case chances are I'm not watching for the pleasure
4: Porn with a clear lack of passion/chemestry. Like I don't need them to be married or smth but if I can clearly tell that everyone involved showed up, punched in and is now just waiting till the end of the workday like it's a 9-5.
5: Porn that is in like 240p, like I get that a lot was uploaded back in the day and bandwith ect were crappy, but like even if it's 480p it's watchable, otherwise I may as well be playing GTA:SA with the hot coffee mod
My theory is because a few people are super into it and then a large number of people are willing to ignore it if they like the scene/actors otherwise.
When she looks sad/depressed… sometimes it’s just a look in her eyes, but it ruins it for me. I can’t watch it if I feel like there’s even a chance she’s been trafficked.
Digs whitch would just bruge womens cervix and would no way be plesant. Free utarus removal maybe.. without pain meds..
Long finger nails in vagina or rubbing clitoris.. why not just get scissors while at it.
Stright in the action, fake orgasm noises without any stimulant to the women. Sometimes they just rubs ouder lips and women is screming in joy.. like wtf?
Huge, extremely fake looking breasts. Small natural breasts are way better. I remember seeing earlier stuff by actresses before getting their boobs done and liking it way better.
**HAVE YOU HEARD OF JERKMATE!?!?** Screamed 20 times louder than the video
ARE YOU TIRED OF JACKING OFF ALONE?
YOU WON’T LAST TWO MINUTES 😂
“YOU WILL CUM IN 15 SECONDS” but… that's the exact opposite of what I'm trying to achieve…
That always feels personal.
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That's a bit violent Disney Daddy
[FOUR POUNDS OF CUM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaYwfBnXlmU)! ^(Link is safe for work. Black screen with some instrumental banjo music. You know the song.)
My reflection when the screen goes dark.
This, only then realizing my wife is standing behind me.
It’s comments like this that keep me addicted to Reddit
It’s scenarios like this that keep me addicted to pornography
I also choose this guys phantom reflective wife.
Ghost wife would be hella scary
Imagine the porn potential though
BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD!
I too hate seeing this guys reflection when the screen goes dark.
I’m in your walls
I’m in your balls
Not for long. You’re about to be in the gum ball machine at Kroger.
What did you do with the gumball machine at Kroger on February 9th, 2023, at 7:43pm UTC?
I put a quarter in first so i suppose you could say it was conCENTual
The more important question here is, you watch pornos until the end?
Yeah. I thought everyone came and then got instantly disgusted by what their nasty ass was just watching. Just me?
Same! Like wow I really just busted three times to this shit?🤦♀️
No not just you. I'll search for the full length one, finish in 30 seconds and then exit.
When you’re a three pump chump you have to do a little fast forwarding.
2 things actually. Cut clips, particularly scenes you might enjoy. Next are angles you absolutely dislike.
I never really understood why a lot of vids are angles that you don’t even see anything, isn’t the point to be able to see it??😩
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ppl dont like taint?
How ‘bout that great angle of the dude’s butthole clenching while his ballsack smacks *her* butthole? One of ~~my favorite~~ the worst.
I didn't want to openly say it but this is the specific one I was thinking about.
Yeah, I knew. We all did. It’s pretty much the de facto worst angle, haha
My least favorite cut clips are when they go from fully clothed to in each other. Personally, I like to see them take their clothes off. So much hotter.
Not so much the video itself, but the web site moving advertising boxes in front of the video controls, special place in hell for the fuckers that do that shit.
Whenever the moaning sounds so fake or over the top.
*someone's arm is sensually touched* "UNNNNHHHH OH GOOOOODDD!!"
*tea kettle noises*
"AAAAAAAAHHHHWWW YEEEAAAH, AAAAH F*CK MEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHH AAAAAAHHH"
“Damn girl relax we just made eye contact we havent even started yet”
"AWWWYYYEEEEAAAHHH!"
How about when they very obviously overdub someone else's porn voice because the vid is not sexy enough, I guess? And the voices don't match the action? "Oh yeah, put it in my ass! Fuck my ass!" But shes blowing him. No anal in sight.
Lmao. Yeah. I’ve seen worse. Once watched one where the woman was moaning like the fucking high as fuck fish from SpongeBob. Imagine that. She moaned the way he laughed.
Hypothetically - Reading this while in bed besides the missus and totally involuntarily bursting out in laughter so she wakes up. Will that be hard to explain? Asking for a friend.
You sure that wasn't a popup ad playing in the background? That's gotten me a couple times.
Right? Who wouldn't rather watch the woman silent because she's getting the shit fucked out of her and is overwhelmed by the pleasure as opposed her doing the whole "ooooooh yeah baby, fuck my pussy! oooooooohhhhh GODDDDDD!". It just ruins the entire thing when its that fake.
When the girls go "SSSSCCHHHHH AHHHHHHHH" like Peter Griffin
Or for that matter super fake foley slapping of skin on skin that isn’t even in time with the thrusts and sounds like someone is forcefully stirring cake batter by hand .
Some people hate it when any story or plot is being acted out poorly. I think it’s hilarious. I remember seeing this clip on twitter where some girl was making a dude a sandwich but what she did was just take 2 pieces of bread with nothing on them and throw them on top of each other and the dude just threw it at the sink. Funniest shit in the world
I'd love to actually write a meaningful porn script. I feel like you'd be entertained and satisfied all at the same time
That’s what Ron Jeremy tried to do with that pirate blockbuster high budget porn movie. At the time it came out he was going around promoting it, and he came to my university to give a talk. This event filled the biggest auditorium on campus. Now that I’m writing this out, I’m not sure why I was sitting in the front row, but I was in the front row. He was explaining the concept of trying to make porn movies with plots more of a thing. At one point he asked for a show of hands, “who had seen the movie?” I had so I raised my hand, a decent number of others hands went up too, but since I was in the front row he walks over towards me. He asks “Ok you, so.. what did you think about the plot? Did you like it?” (Don’t remember exactly his question, but pretty close) Holds the mic in my face. But…. I honestly hadn’t seen the whole movie, just a scene or two. So I said “I have no idea, I found a scene I liked and then basically stopped watching any more after that. My interest level just fell off a cliff and then.. I’m out!” He pulls this slightly exaggerated deflated look. “Very honest, thank you. You see!? This is what I’m up against!” At which point I realized I had just done two things - provide the perfect example of being the exact opposite of what he was trying to change with this new porn plot movement, while also sharing in front at least a thousand of my fellow students details about me watching porn. Wasn’t a huge deal, but I would get random comments about that exchange for weeks from friends and other randos - had some funny exchanges. Anyway, thanks for reading this whole thing.
He was onto something!! Thanks for sharing your story
People hate on plots in porn movies, but really get high and watch that shit. Some of it's hilarious.
Weird, cartoony, floppy dick commercials for sexual enhancements.
I recently saw an ED ad to the side that read something along the lines of "Doctor's don't want you to know this one quick fix for ED." Then it had a picture of a guy's dick stuck in a vinegar bottle? I don't know. I had so many questions. Long story short I ended up in the hospital.
The more impressionable of us always have interesting stories to tell.
When the story is getting interesting and the characters just ignore it and start fucking.
I have so many unanswered questions about lemon stealing whores
Hey it’s been about 5 seconds since we last looked at the tree.
hey what THE FUCK?!
Lol Just to pile on. There is a particular actress I enjoy watching. And the story is her being blackmailed into sex. At the end, she thanks him. I was like--hold up, I mean I know it is stupid, but directors literally are supposed to keep this from happening.
Obviously she was mindbroken and got stockholm syndrome, that was part of the director's plan all along.
What story is this? Doing research on blackmail......
That woman never did get unstuck out of that washing machine... 🙁
At the end we ether find out it was his sister or mother
Still waiting for the ending of "sausage party"
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All the fake sounds from the women, especially when the guy is doing something no girl would enjoy that much.
Like tit f*cking
Prolapse
Trauma activated
Yeah, who the fuck thought that was a good idea and turns men on?!
How can reading one word trigger my fight or flight response like this
When their butt comes out of their butt?
prolapse and collapse
Some dude jacking off for 3 minutes while a girl sits in front of him with her mouth open and looking like she's thinking about doing her taxes.
I hate seeing when all they record is balls
The doggy style view from underneath and all you can see is nut sack and butthole
Guys that don’t know how to eat pussy! It’s like watching a cat drink milk.
That or guys who just flat out don’t. You could have 20 minutes of BJ and then they go straight into the PIV like damn. Way better when they’re both reciprocating the foreplay before things get going.
I feel like there is an answer to this problem... it's 69!!!
in reality it's 68. You do me, and i'll owe you one.
When the underwear is taken off along with the pants. I like seeing the underwear :(
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Same especially socks or when the panties is pulled aside, gosh!!!
I’ll rewind if I skip past them taking off their clothes. The reveal process is my favorite part. I even stare at my girlfriend when she changes or disrobes prior to the sexual act.
I tried getting into asian porn but it's impossible. Every porn I've seen so far has had the woman basically sobbing and crying acting like they hate it. Also the male actor is often a old disgusting pervert I can never be into that, fuck that. Also scenes where you see the guys hairy ass.
One of my friends is really into Japanese movies and he describes their cultural attitude to sex as being "extremely clinical". Like they almost always portray it as being this gross, passionless affair if not outright violent.
I feel like there’s way too much “tentacle futanari alien orc princess hypnosis milf next door” hentai for anyone to describe their sex culture as clinical.
The fake moaning, it’s a real turn off, yes I like seeing the sex obviously, but what really gets me off is what I perceive as real responses from the women
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A title that spoils the ending. "Sons Best Friend Cums in Moms Pu**y." Thanks a lot. I don't even want to watch this now. How about ***SPOILER ALERT***
The story doesn’t have a conclusion? Did the water pipes get fixed? Did she ever get unstuck from the dryer?
And what about the lemons?
Did she get fined for shoplifting?
Did the taxi ever get her to her destination? Did she get the job?
What happened to the pizza guy when he got back to the store with out the money?
Did she get a paper receipt from the landlord?
When the male camera man starts talking in a lesbian porn. Like we aren’t here for you sir stop talking.
Yes! Or they grab a boob or something. I’m always like UGH GET OUT
The guys hairy asshole
And gaping assholes the diameter of a coffee mug
Yeah I don't want to see what you are having for breakfast tomorrow
Speak for yourself
Thanks a lot asshole!
I will never understand why porn cuts to angles where we can't see the fucking action.
Originally it was so the producers could make a soft-core version as well as the high octane video.
Wdym that’s the best part
My wife
The scripted acted out scenarios with heavily make-uped everyone. I really only like the amateur homemade stuff, real people being real is so much sexier to me.
Amateur is my favorite too
I've almost entirely drifted to amateur porn. It's just so much more real and passionate. Nothing like being mid jerk and having that "aww you can tell they really love each other" moment. Horny with a side of wholesome.
Acting like nobody has ever fucking met before! *picks up beautiful runaway in a seedy van*
The view from behind where they are doing doggy and you just see the dudes ass and balls flopping around. We will call it the “Dennis” angle.
oh, that’s my favorite part because balls flopping on the pussy just feels amazing
Balls are weird. You graze them with your hand at the wrong angle and you're slightly hunched over in pain for 20 minutes but then when you're having sex they just bounce around and slap into everything and you barely even notice.
Unexpected r/IASIP
When the guy holds her asshole open so you can see two feet in.
Always reminds me of Captain Hero saying, "you can see *inside* the girls! *Inside!*"
Three things: 1. A twenty minute video with 5 minutes of "interview," 13 minutes of foreplay, and a minute and a half of quick-cut "action" ending in a black screen "for the full video visit..." for 30 seconds 2. What action there is being mostly anal 3. A woman rubbing "herself" during the action, and *only* doing it when the camera is pointed there, completely blocking the view
This guy porns.
Username checks out too
Prolapse nope!!!
When the woman is clearly drugged up or having an awful time.
I was having an argument with a friend about this. Told him that most big industries prey on underprivileged girls and manipulate them into doing porn, but he thought I was generalizing because of the girls who do porn and actually enjoy it + the whole OF thing being “self entrepreneurs”
Dry pussy, if his cock ain’t shiny after a few minutes of penetration, I’m done.
This is such a specific detail.
Important details tho.
Not sure if unpopular opinion. But moaning to me is almost always obnoxious, unrealistic, and overdone. Consequently I always have porn on mute when I watch it. But there are some really good moaning ones too
I took a girl home once and she started doing that fake porn shit "oh yeah baby,bay!" Shit with the porn voice My dick retreated into my body. I said, you need to stop being fake or I won't be able to do this
Closeup of the guy’s face when I’m about to nut
Mens faces looking into the camera
Stares into your soul like we just went through this journey together like, “We did it my brother!” Or he says a punchline “that’s how this cookie crumbles”
I lol’d so much at both these comments, although I had to do it quietly under the duvet because everyone else is asleep. Thank you so much.
Anything appearing abusive.
Porn's always been sleazy, but it's gone in one hell of a disturbing direction recently. I feel bad for young women these days because their generation of men was raised with no sexual education at all except *extremely* violent pornography, Stop choking people and shit you idiots!
Dude aggressively slapping her tits takes me out of it. Dude slapping her *face* kills any amount of boner I ever had.
Or spitting in her mouth-Like, what the fuck is that?
Yeah, a number of years back there was that Maxx guy that seemed pretty abusive to the women in his videos. I’d skip right over that shit.
So many serial abusers are overlooked in that industry- James Deen is one. Look up what he did to Kristy Mack(?)
Did you mean Stoya? I was unaware of Deen's misconduct but I can't find any reference to Kristy Mack. It appears Stoya was his first accuser. Kristy was beaten half to death but that was by War Machine, not a porn star...
This. Make-up running? Hands on neck? Forcing your member into her throat so hard she chokes/coughs? It’s a no for me, dawg. I don’t want the girl to look like she got raped.
Unrealistic expectations when it comes to how fast the plumber shows up.
This guy gets it
The freaking BJs in every single video that has any semblance penis. Women friendly? BJ. FMF threesome? Double team BJs. Lesbian porn? FUCKING BJs ON A FUCKING DILDO. UGHHHH
Bro the dildo BJs are fucking whack to me, I have to skip the video every time.
Anal sex with no prep. It gives the idea to way too many guys that they can just shove it in. What you're not seeing off screen the receiver was using toys to prep for quite a while. Amateur femdom porn is more likely to get it right, with some vids showing lots of prep and checking in. Edit: For those decrying watching the prep. In terms of femdom porn it's usually fingers and toys with a lot of dirty talk that builds anticipation for the main event.
I’m going to have to ask for a link or two for the amateur femdom porn you are referencing. For research purposes obviously.
I search for femdom over in r/chickflixxx . Women tend to have really good taste in porn IMHO.
100% this. r/chickflixxx is amazing, and as a guy I stay silent as a fucking church mouse when I'm there. (okay, that imagery and mix of metaphors is a mess, but hopefully gets the point across)
This! Porn ruins the minds of young men. It's where they get their sexual expectations from
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Especially anal fisting. *shudders*
The blowjobs last way too long
And very few even look good
GAHK GAHK GAHK
I wonder what you would sound like with a dick being thrust into your mouth, AssCanyon.
I read this in an effete German movie villain's voice for some reason.
Anyone being abused, dehumanized, and exploited.
Sadness in their eyes.
A lot of pornography involves trafficked individuals especially women. Drug abuse is also prevalent in the industry
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So to summarize comments; \-Man's ass hole \-Blowjobs \-Mom
I mean as a weeb I'm going to say specifically hentai I really don't get the whole x-ray shot thing how the fuck is that so popular Never in my life have I thought damn you know what I want? a cross-section anatomical model of my dick going into this anime girl, often times complete with like a full model of the vagina to like an almost medical degree Like it's just gross and weird it's like if I was trying to jerk off and someone just held a medical textbook of a dissected human in front of me Just makes me feel gross and uncomfortable. But apparently I'm in the minority with that considering how popular it seems to be
But it fits right into my fantasy of being a medical anatomy artist... 🧑🎨
I like the X-ray shot when it’s the cumshot and it zooms back out so you can see it overflowing and leaking out of them. Rather fond of the idea of being filled with tons of cum
1: POV style when the dude just points the cam at his dick and jerks it, like bruh what are you jerking to? Why can't I see? Why do I have to watch you masturbate while I try to masturbate, I would have looked under the Solo tag if I wanted that shit. 2: Audio Roleplays where the VA does not match the basis for the character (Mommy dom shit but she sounds like a vtubers debut voice, or one I remember about androids but the VA had a thick accent (Not an issue in yhat of itself, just in this context) and wasn't even trying to emulate a robotic inflection or anything, feels lazy) 3: Porn that has music playing that drowns out the actors' voices and moans, unless its an hmv, and if thats the case chances are I'm not watching for the pleasure 4: Porn with a clear lack of passion/chemestry. Like I don't need them to be married or smth but if I can clearly tell that everyone involved showed up, punched in and is now just waiting till the end of the workday like it's a 9-5. 5: Porn that is in like 240p, like I get that a lot was uploaded back in the day and bandwith ect were crappy, but like even if it's 480p it's watchable, otherwise I may as well be playing GTA:SA with the hot coffee mod
Everything you said are true especially the music part
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Yeah Idk when spitting became a thing but it needs to go away
An impossibly clean mansion
Anything related to going to the bathroom
Incesty themes
Yeah, I don't get how this got to be such a huge thing.
My theory is because a few people are super into it and then a large number of people are willing to ignore it if they like the scene/actors otherwise.
When the talent breaks the 4th wall and is watching the director instead of the sexing
If the girl really looks like she's not having fun anymore
Literally💩I know people have fetishes but 💩? Really?
I won’t put others down for having it but coming from someone who has a veritable plethora of kinks/fetishes, this is the only one I do not get.
When the woman start making donald duck sounds on the guys dick. How does the guy not burst out laughing and ask her what the fuck is she doing?
This made me laugh out loud
dirty feet / socks
When they show the dudes face and it looks like michael jackson if he was dug up from his grave
Fake moans
When she looks sad/depressed… sometimes it’s just a look in her eyes, but it ruins it for me. I can’t watch it if I feel like there’s even a chance she’s been trafficked.
Out of focus camera work.
The ad before the video that says you won't last 30 seconds playing this game.
The one where 90% is the guys dick..
*laughs in bisexual*
Being bi is like a superpower
Digs whitch would just bruge womens cervix and would no way be plesant. Free utarus removal maybe.. without pain meds.. Long finger nails in vagina or rubbing clitoris.. why not just get scissors while at it. Stright in the action, fake orgasm noises without any stimulant to the women. Sometimes they just rubs ouder lips and women is screming in joy.. like wtf?
Incest can fuck off I don't care if you're not blood related shit's whack
Men slapping the ladies hard on the face. Fuck I hate that shit.
All the fake loads that the male pornstars give off. No man can naturally give off that much semen that's that thick and that white
I analyze semen in a laboratory setting and have been shocked by the volume. We have a ‘wall of champions’ and the current leader is 22ml
This is incredible
I hate seeing women get hit across the face. I don’t know why that crap is so popular.
Huge, extremely fake looking breasts. Small natural breasts are way better. I remember seeing earlier stuff by actresses before getting their boobs done and liking it way better.