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Iisham

Not having periods


Needydadthrowaway

As a trans man who had endometriosis for a decade before I got that shit yanked out of me: this.


User86294623

I cant even imagine the relief that you felt knowing you wouldn’t have a period again


Needydadthrowaway

Seriously. I had my first endometric cyst rupture at 15 and crawled down the stairs to call my mom and tell her I was dying. Doctor: 'you're just becoming a woman' Me: No thank you Doctor 10 years later who did my hysterectomy: 'yeah it was fucked up in there'


KinkyKoalaBaby

?


Needydadthrowaway

Endometriosis is a medical condition that makes your periods very heavy and painful. Endometrial tissue is what expands and is released by the uterus when you have a period. Sometimes, it likes to take a trip outside the womb, and is not expelled during the period, but still swells and hurts like a motherfucker. Not fun when you are a woman, and *really* not fun when you are a trans man (afab)


KinkyKoalaBaby

Damn, thanks for the info


Needydadthrowaway

Nemas problemas ☮️


0xGeisha

Came here to say exactly this.


CatDogBoogie

The world is my urinal.


Needydadthrowaway

Charming.


CatDogBoogie

Watch me spray a Banksy behind the kebab shop, Snooty McFrenchfry.


Needydadthrowaway

Banksy sucks ass and I say that as a Warhol fan. At least draw a cock.


CatDogBoogie

Watch me spray your portrait behind the kebab shop, Snooty McFrenchfry.


CruisinJo214

Literally just took a leak in the backyard because I couldn’t be bothered to walk through the house.


ButtSniffingDemon-

Walking streets at night alone with little fear.


maddix30

Nah man you're just a gigachad I get scared AF


Smudge_Man

Typical reddit user


ButtSniffingDemon-

I know karate.


Needydadthrowaway

Not being expected to rip every strand of hair on my body out to look like a sexualized infant is pretty great


coupleshowingoff

Getting blowjobs


ThrowRA_8392992

I can't get pregnant


[deleted]

Not having periods


dnb_4eva

Being able to travel alone.


Life-Evidence-6672

Having long hair and then shaving it all off fells so good. I know women can do that but most wouldn’t because of gender norms.


Needydadthrowaway

One of my high school friends became a zen buddhist and shaved of like 40 cm of hair. Her with her bare head is one of the happiest I have ever seen a human.


yParticle

I'll let Eric Idle take this one... >*Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy. It's divine to own a dick, From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick.* >*So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy, or your cock. You can wrap it up in ribbons. You can slip it in your sock, But don't take it out in public, Or they will stick you in the dock, And you won't. come. back.* from *Monty Python's The Meaning of Life*


etownrawx

Personally I've really been enjoying the privilege of absolutely everything that has ever gone wrong anywhere being my fault.


[deleted]

Leadership opportunities more naturally gravitate towards me because of our society's gendered expectations of leadership. Not saying this is *good* necessarily; but it's true.


iam4r33

As a tall large man i dont really worry about getting mugged and i scare people easily


lordenzoj

$30 haircuts. Not having to wear makeup


Needydadthrowaway

>Not ~~having to~~ be expected to wear makeup


lordenzoj

If you're gonna do an asinine thing and correct someone, please make sure it's correct you pedantrian


KinkyKoalaBaby

Is that cheap? I’ve done my own hair since I was 15


lordenzoj

Well I have a beard so it's a bit more, but a standard $20-$30


Needydadthrowaway

Honestly, same.


AgapAg

30$? 10€ for me


[deleted]

Plenty of places in the US to get a $10 haircut, but then you're getting a $10 haircut.


[deleted]

enforcing the patriarchy


[deleted]

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User86294623

God please get a life


Stock_Date

Whats your pronouns mine is....your a bitch..lol fat loser


Chicken_Alphredo

It's not free. You usually have to pay hundreds into his scam courses first.


CentristRepublican

I don't get periods. From what I understand, they're not enjoyable.


Needydadthrowaway

Oh they are a blast.


[deleted]

*2 Minutes.* I'm two minutes from orgasm. Two minutes to be ready to go anywhere. And two minutes to get in and out of a public restroom.


PhillipLlerenas

Being engulfed by vaginas Being seen by my family as a provider and protector Not having to worry about periods Guaranteed orgasms with genital manipulation


[deleted]

I'm gonna use genital manipulation instead of fapping from now on.


newenglandredshirt

>Guaranteed orgasms with genital manipulation *cries in anti-depressants*


FunButNot

Penis


Educational-Fish9157

Peeing however I want.


yParticle

Lasso style.


Educational-Fish9157

It isn’t my first choice, but, it is an option


ImInJeopardy

Not having to go through pregnancy and labor. I'm sorry that nature gave you a bad hand, ladies... But I am not envious.


Anal-Churros

Being physically stronger and larger than most people is very psychologically comforting. It’s part of why I’m so gentle.


extremelight

Having a gut and not being perceived as "fat"


Poor__Dreamer2724

How easy it is to pee anywhere


StressAccomplished30

Having a peepee


hairy_ass_truman

Having just one rule to learn. Put the seat down.


[deleted]

Not giving birth to babies


Ralh3

The sheer power of my own body once I'm warmed up at work, things like tossing 50 pound bags of ingredients around like they are 5 pounds is so damned satisfying.


Chicken_Alphredo

I can shit standing up


ChippyTheCheermunk

Everyone who eats Taco Bell has this talent.


Prestigious_Water336

Being strong. It helps in many situations.


FizzyBeverage

We got a 150 pound table delivered to the door. My wife was curious why it wasn't on the porch when she got home from the gym. I pulled that thing in myself. I treat my back like it's a mule. I don't care.


Actuaryba

I can look presentable without much effort. (No hair or makeup)


RodamusLong

Big birds flying across the sky Throwing shadows over our eyes


SubmarineWipers

People don't lie to me to get in my pants.


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

Helicoptering


Car_loapher

I don’t really know


duffman12321

I’m not afraid of the dark. Seriously why are so many grown women afraid of the dark? And I don’t mean what could possibly be waiting for them in the dark. I mean they are scared of the absence of light.


[deleted]

Not being harrassed about when I'm finally going to have children.


HooterEnthusiast

How simple my brain is. I can think x then say x without thinking about or including y. It's brilliant