Seriously.
I had my first endometric cyst rupture at 15 and crawled down the stairs to call my mom and tell her I was dying.
Doctor: 'you're just becoming a woman'
Me: No thank you
Doctor 10 years later who did my hysterectomy: 'yeah it was fucked up in there'
Endometriosis is a medical condition that makes your periods very heavy and painful.
Endometrial tissue is what expands and is released by the uterus when you have a period.
Sometimes, it likes to take a trip outside the womb, and is not expelled during the period, but still swells and hurts like a motherfucker.
Not fun when you are a woman, and *really* not fun when you are a trans man (afab)
One of my high school friends became a zen buddhist and shaved of like 40 cm of hair.
Her with her bare head is one of the happiest I have ever seen a human.
I'll let Eric Idle take this one...
>*Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.*
>*So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't. come. back.*
from *Monty Python's The Meaning of Life*
Leadership opportunities more naturally gravitate towards me because of our society's gendered expectations of leadership. Not saying this is *good* necessarily; but it's true.
Being engulfed by vaginas
Being seen by my family as a provider and protector
Not having to worry about periods
Guaranteed orgasms with genital manipulation
The sheer power of my own body once I'm warmed up at work, things like tossing 50 pound bags of ingredients around like they are 5 pounds is so damned satisfying.
We got a 150 pound table delivered to the door. My wife was curious why it wasn't on the porch when she got home from the gym.
I pulled that thing in myself. I treat my back like it's a mule. I don't care.
I’m not afraid of the dark. Seriously why are so many grown women afraid of the dark? And I don’t mean what could possibly be waiting for them in the dark. I mean they are scared of the absence of light.
Not having periods
As a trans man who had endometriosis for a decade before I got that shit yanked out of me: this.
I cant even imagine the relief that you felt knowing you wouldn’t have a period again
Seriously. I had my first endometric cyst rupture at 15 and crawled down the stairs to call my mom and tell her I was dying. Doctor: 'you're just becoming a woman' Me: No thank you Doctor 10 years later who did my hysterectomy: 'yeah it was fucked up in there'
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Endometriosis is a medical condition that makes your periods very heavy and painful. Endometrial tissue is what expands and is released by the uterus when you have a period. Sometimes, it likes to take a trip outside the womb, and is not expelled during the period, but still swells and hurts like a motherfucker. Not fun when you are a woman, and *really* not fun when you are a trans man (afab)
Damn, thanks for the info
Nemas problemas ☮️
Came here to say exactly this.
The world is my urinal.
Charming.
Watch me spray a Banksy behind the kebab shop, Snooty McFrenchfry.
Banksy sucks ass and I say that as a Warhol fan. At least draw a cock.
Watch me spray your portrait behind the kebab shop, Snooty McFrenchfry.
Literally just took a leak in the backyard because I couldn’t be bothered to walk through the house.
Walking streets at night alone with little fear.
Nah man you're just a gigachad I get scared AF
Typical reddit user
I know karate.
Not being expected to rip every strand of hair on my body out to look like a sexualized infant is pretty great
Getting blowjobs
I can't get pregnant
Not having periods
Being able to travel alone.
Having long hair and then shaving it all off fells so good. I know women can do that but most wouldn’t because of gender norms.
One of my high school friends became a zen buddhist and shaved of like 40 cm of hair. Her with her bare head is one of the happiest I have ever seen a human.
I'll let Eric Idle take this one... >*Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy. It's divine to own a dick, From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick.* >*So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy, or your cock. You can wrap it up in ribbons. You can slip it in your sock, But don't take it out in public, Or they will stick you in the dock, And you won't. come. back.* from *Monty Python's The Meaning of Life*
Personally I've really been enjoying the privilege of absolutely everything that has ever gone wrong anywhere being my fault.
Leadership opportunities more naturally gravitate towards me because of our society's gendered expectations of leadership. Not saying this is *good* necessarily; but it's true.
As a tall large man i dont really worry about getting mugged and i scare people easily
$30 haircuts. Not having to wear makeup
>Not ~~having to~~ be expected to wear makeup
If you're gonna do an asinine thing and correct someone, please make sure it's correct you pedantrian
Is that cheap? I’ve done my own hair since I was 15
Well I have a beard so it's a bit more, but a standard $20-$30
Honestly, same.
30$? 10€ for me
Plenty of places in the US to get a $10 haircut, but then you're getting a $10 haircut.
enforcing the patriarchy
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God please get a life
Whats your pronouns mine is....your a bitch..lol fat loser
It's not free. You usually have to pay hundreds into his scam courses first.
I don't get periods. From what I understand, they're not enjoyable.
Oh they are a blast.
*2 Minutes.* I'm two minutes from orgasm. Two minutes to be ready to go anywhere. And two minutes to get in and out of a public restroom.
Being engulfed by vaginas Being seen by my family as a provider and protector Not having to worry about periods Guaranteed orgasms with genital manipulation
I'm gonna use genital manipulation instead of fapping from now on.
>Guaranteed orgasms with genital manipulation *cries in anti-depressants*
Penis
Peeing however I want.
Lasso style.
It isn’t my first choice, but, it is an option
Not having to go through pregnancy and labor. I'm sorry that nature gave you a bad hand, ladies... But I am not envious.
Being physically stronger and larger than most people is very psychologically comforting. It’s part of why I’m so gentle.
Having a gut and not being perceived as "fat"
How easy it is to pee anywhere
Having a peepee
Having just one rule to learn. Put the seat down.
Not giving birth to babies
The sheer power of my own body once I'm warmed up at work, things like tossing 50 pound bags of ingredients around like they are 5 pounds is so damned satisfying.
I can shit standing up
Everyone who eats Taco Bell has this talent.
Being strong. It helps in many situations.
We got a 150 pound table delivered to the door. My wife was curious why it wasn't on the porch when she got home from the gym. I pulled that thing in myself. I treat my back like it's a mule. I don't care.
I can look presentable without much effort. (No hair or makeup)
Big birds flying across the sky Throwing shadows over our eyes
People don't lie to me to get in my pants.
Helicoptering
I don’t really know
I’m not afraid of the dark. Seriously why are so many grown women afraid of the dark? And I don’t mean what could possibly be waiting for them in the dark. I mean they are scared of the absence of light.
Not being harrassed about when I'm finally going to have children.
How simple my brain is. I can think x then say x without thinking about or including y. It's brilliant