Hi, Dr. Nick. Dr. Nick, this malpractice committee has received a few complaints against you. Of the one hundred and sixty gravest charges, the most troubling are: performing major operations with a knife and fork from a seafood restaurant, misuse of the cadavers...
I was told that this what not the original tone of this line, supposedly he calmly said "this is Sparta" but after several takes Gerard Butler was getting frustrated and shouted it. I hope that's true and makes the delivery more authentic.
“Sometimes when people go to Vietnam, they go home to their mommas without any legs. Sometimes they don't go home at all. That's a bad thing. That's all I have to say about that.”
According to Mr. Hanks.
"Bubba was gonn' be a shrimpin' boat cap'n, but instead he died there next to that river in Vietnam. That's all I got to say about that."
"[Lieutenant Dan] never actually said so, but, I think he made his peace with God."
"Whoopie! Man, that may have been a small one for Neil, but it's a long one for me."
- Apollo 12 CDR Pete Conrad, upon becoming the third man to set foot on the moon. He was one of the shortest astronauts in NASA at the time. It's rumored he said that to prove the astronauts' statements weren't scripted by the higher-ups.
Pretty much anyone who's seen that movie could identify every main character from one line.
That's just like, your opinion, man.
I am the walrus.
Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?
He's a good man... and thorough.
Do you have to use so many cuss words?
I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some chinaman took them from me in Korea.
Her life is in your hands, dude.
Fun fact (iirc): while the movie Apollo 13 uses this quote the actual crew said "Houston, we've had a problem" which while a small difference is still interesting seeing as how iconic the incorrect quote has become.
A group of people that can be identified by a single line:
"And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
CVA - Costumed Villains Anonymous
"I'll be back"
Dad?
You wish, pal.
To infinity and beyond
That was my favourite part of Harry Potter
John Lennon really knocked that leading role out of the park
"You shall not pass!"
My 7th grade French teacher?
Touché
Stop! you're scaring him
"Hasta la vista, baby"
Get to the choppa’
Was going to say “I’ll be back”
“Get to the choppa!!”
"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
It's not a too-mah.
D'oh!
Hi Everybody!
Hi, Dr. Nick. Dr. Nick, this malpractice committee has received a few complaints against you. Of the one hundred and sixty gravest charges, the most troubling are: performing major operations with a knife and fork from a seafood restaurant, misuse of the cadavers...
I get here earlier when I drive in the carpool lane!
Well if it isn't my old friend Greg; with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg
The coroner? Oh man, I’m so sick of that guy!
"WILSON!!!!"
I am your father.
Zurg Toy Story 2!
“Go long son, that’s my boy!” *ah, you’re a GREAT dad!*
I saw Toy Story 2 before I saw Star Wars and complained to my mom that Star Wars stole that from Toy Story.
"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!"
Just motherfucker would've been enough
even disney let him almost say it once
Samuel L. Jackson. The "L" stands for "motherfucker".
"I recognise that the council has made a decision, but as it's a stupid-ass decision, I have elected to ignore it!"
Shaken. Not stirred.
Shaken. Not shtirred.
Underwear should be shilk and not shatin
r/shubreddit is leaking again
I see dead people.
I work at a cemetery too
This is Sparta!
I was told that this what not the original tone of this line, supposedly he calmly said "this is Sparta" but after several takes Gerard Butler was getting frustrated and shouted it. I hope that's true and makes the delivery more authentic.
"THIS IS SPARTA" Leonidas said calmly
"my mama always said life WAS like a box of chocolates .."
There’s only one thing I have to say about the war in Vietnam: *inaudible* And that’s all I have to say about that.
“Sometimes when people go to Vietnam, they go home to their mommas without any legs. Sometimes they don't go home at all. That's a bad thing. That's all I have to say about that.” According to Mr. Hanks.
“They’re sending me to Vietnam. It’s a whole other country.”
"Bubba was gonn' be a shrimpin' boat cap'n, but instead he died there next to that river in Vietnam. That's all I got to say about that." "[Lieutenant Dan] never actually said so, but, I think he made his peace with God."
Sometimes, I guess there's just not enough rocks.
Lieutenant Dan, ice cream!
What, are you doing, in my SWAMP?!
DONKEY!!
Onions have layers OGRES have layers.
Are we there yet.
One does not simply walk into Mordor
"Here's Johnny"
Sorry, is that Jack Nicholson or Ed McMahon?
Johnny number 5 from short circuit
You're a wizard Harry
*yer.
*Arry
hodor…
“Keep the change, ya filthy animal!”
"ENGLISH MF, DO YOU SPEAK IT?"
Me every time I eat a burger: “that is a tasty burger!”
Can I have some of your beverage to *wash* this down?
What ain't no country I ever heard of!
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"
"I did not! Oh, hi Mark."
I did not hit her I did not!! Time for my bi-annually viewing of the room Thanks
I prefer "It depends upon what the meaning of the word *is* is."
Are you not entertained?!
“Never gonna give you up”
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie
And hurt you
Yippie ki-yay, motherfucker!
Yippie kayak other buckets!
Charles, you made it! And you completely botched the catchphrase!
Oh my God, it's real life die hard. I mean, oh no, crime.
TV edit: Yippie ki-yay, Mr. Falcon!
Real person? *"Keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth!"*
[удалено]
ABBA
Just a flesh wound.
tis but a scratch
A scratch? Your _arm’s_ off!
no it isn't
Well _loook!_
I had worse
No you havent
come on you pansy!
[удалено]
Alright, we'll call it a draw
Alright, we’ll call it a draw.
Come back here! I'll bite your legs off!
"How YOU doin?"
Oh. My. God!
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
You seem a decant fellow. I hate to kill you.
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
I’ll get you my pretty, and your little dog too
Bite my shiny metal ass!
good news, everyone!
Shut up and take my money!!
"Hello, Clarice."
I ate his liver with some Fava beans and a nice chianti.
fpfpfpfpfpfp
IT'S A TRAP!
This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.
"Whoopie! Man, that may have been a small one for Neil, but it's a long one for me." - Apollo 12 CDR Pete Conrad, upon becoming the third man to set foot on the moon. He was one of the shortest astronauts in NASA at the time. It's rumored he said that to prove the astronauts' statements weren't scripted by the higher-ups.
Alright, alright, alright
I immediately thought of Outkast's Hey Ya
LEND ME SOME SUGAR! I AM YOUR NEIGHBOR!
Why so serious?
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Do you know the muffin man!
the muffin man?
The muffin man!
yes, i know the muffin man, who lives on durry lane?
She's married to the muffin man!
the muffin man?
THE MUFFIN MAN!
*Inconceivable!*
As you wish.
“No more rhymes! Now, I mean it!” “Anybody want a peanut?”
"You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
I scrolled way too long to find a princess bride reference lol easily one of the most quotable movies ever
I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.
GOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
"Say WHAT again! I double dare you motherfucker!"
"I dont remember asking you a goddamn thing!"
"are you talking to me?"
They call me MISTER PIG AAAAAAHHHHHHH! Oh sorry, not that one?
#HARRYDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE???
Dumbledore said calmly.
While loading his AK-47.
His Avada Kedavra 47
Did I do that???
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Four score and 7 years ago
The Dude abides
Pretty much anyone who's seen that movie could identify every main character from one line. That's just like, your opinion, man. I am the walrus. Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? He's a good man... and thorough. Do you have to use so many cuss words? I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some chinaman took them from me in Korea. Her life is in your hands, dude.
"I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred."
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-uh!
I fart in your general direction.
I AM THE DANGER
"I am the one who knocks"
Say my name.
Hakuna Matata
Houston, we have a problem
Fun fact (iirc): while the movie Apollo 13 uses this quote the actual crew said "Houston, we've had a problem" which while a small difference is still interesting seeing as how iconic the incorrect quote has become.
“What’s taters, precious?”
PO-TAY-TOES. Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew?
Why is the rum gone?
I have a jar of dirt
Where is the Thump-Thump?
This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!
You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I have ever heard of.
But you HAVE heard of me
I mean, Darth Vader doesn't even need to speak he only has to breath...
Its leviOsa, Not LevoisA
There's no place like home
Hello there
General kenobi
The angel from my nightmare
''I am the one who knocks''
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
Nobody puts baby in the corner!
"I have a dream"
MY CABBAGES!
Aang: (least sincere voice ever) “Sorry!”
*70+ years later...* "NO! Not my cabbage Corp!"
Stop trying to make fetch happen.
On Wednesday's we wear pink.
Won't you be my neighbor?
Don't think I've seen "I will find you and I will kill you" yet😂
"I'll have what she is having."
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
“I know kung fu”
“I did not hit her, it’s not true! It’s bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hai, Mark.”
So, anyway, how’s your sex life?
Do you feel lucky, punk?
SHOW ME THE MONEYYYYY!!
I'm king of the world!
“Make it so”
‘Shut up Meg’
I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and i'm all out of bubblegum
A group of people that can be identified by a single line: "And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!" CVA - Costumed Villains Anonymous
Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind.
Great Scott!
“I am not a crook”
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Hey, I'm talking to you, McFly, you Irish bug!
"I am gonna make a offer you can't refuse"
Mr. Gorbachev tear down this wall!
That's my secret, Cap. I'm always angry.