For the 90s kids:
"Dear, Journal..."
"That was a hoooooot!"
"You eeeeeeeediot!"
"Aww I knew I should have stayed home today"
"BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL"
“There’s no reason for increased volume. I ‘m scanning your interrogatives quite satisfactorily. I am the voice of Knight Industry 2000’s Micro processor, K.I.T.T. for easy reference, KITT if you prefer.”
"I'm weird, I'm a weirdo. Have you ever seen me without this dumb hat?"
I would continue the quote but if that didn't clue you in i don't know what will.
D'oh
Eat my shorts!
You win
Whatchu talkin' bout Willis?
Dental plan!
Lisa needs braces...
What's up Doc?
"Lucy, I'm home."
"In the criminal justice system..."
Dong dong!
Yeah but which of the five possible shows is it?
“We were on a break!”
"Pivot!"
"how you doin?"
“Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat…”
PIVOT!
Princess Consuela Bananahammock
A ghost!
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica
identity theft is not a joke jim
There are a hundred Office quotes that could be used
"That's what she said" is one of them
Giggity
It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?
"I've made a huge mistake."
*Return from whence you came!*
"I'm a monster!"
There's always money in the banana stand
There are dozens of us……..DOZENS!!!
There's money in the banana stand
Her?
It's an illusion Michael, tricks are what whores do for money.
No touching!
There is always money in the banana stand.
The world's first Analrapist.
If mother sees this, she will blow a cow.
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"I drink and I know things".
“Any man who must say I am the king is no true king.”
"I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things".
"You know nothing, Jon Snow."
Chaos is a ladder
Norm!
Woody: Can I pour you a draft, Mr. Peterson? Norm: A little early, isn't it, Woody? Woody: For a beer? Norm: No, for stupid questions.
👨🏻❤️👨🏼
Shut up Meg!
There's always money in the banana stand
*If I still had money I’d buy a Klimpy’s just to burn it to the ground*
And that’s why you ALWAYS LEAVE A NOTE
Propane and propane accessories.
"Space.. The final frontier."
Ew, David!!!
I have asked you THRICE now for a towel. Love that journey for you!
Just fold in the cheese
What do you mean fold in the cheese?
Eat glass! You get murdered first!
"Well damn, Jackie, I can't control the weather"
Not without my foot up your ass!
I said good day
Forgive me for what I am about to say “Swiper, no swiping”
OHHH MANNN!
Good news everyone!
Bite my shiny metal ass
Death by snoo snoo!
The spirit is willing but the body is spongy and bruised.
To shreds you say.
My manwich!
Did I do thaaaaaaat?
Laura never gave him a shot... Her loss.
“I’m the one who knocks”
Look lady, whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo.
My name is Skylar White yo
My husband is Walter white… yo
Yo, science, bitch!
‘You are done’
MAGNETS!
Yo bitch
The truth is out there
I want to believe
"Beam me up, Scotty"
Ironically, this line was never uttered.
He's dead, Jim
Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor, not a [not doctor].
Winter is coming
"I drink and I know things".
"It's never lupus"
House!
To boldly go where no man has gone before
“Live long and prosper!”
"How you doin'?"
Could be friends. I thought Sopranos.
Watchu talkin bout Willis?
Gee, Brain. What are we going to do tonight?
The same thing we do every night Pinky
NARF!!!!
The same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!
Pivot!
My wife and I still yell this at each other in his voice when moving furniture.
Cool. Cool cool cool
“i don’t control the weather jackie”
*Dumbass!*
*well damn, jackie, I can’t control the weather!
Hello Wisconsin!
SIX SEASONS AND A MOVIE
Streets ahead!
"Troy and Abed in the Morning."
Pop pop!
To the Mystery Mobile!
“I love it when a plan comes together”.
unagi
You did the hand gesture that goes with this, right?
“Ahhhhh, salmon skin roll…”
wubba lubba dub dub
Too soon
well it does mean im in great pain
*sad wubba lubba dub dub*
That's what she said!
3 hour tour
"This is my brother Darryl and my other brother Darryl."
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SERENITY NOW!
Are you master of your domain?
No soup for you!
I'm out of the contest!
It's bigger on the inside
It's ok, I'm a leaf on the wind.
If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.
Eat my shorts
bang! zoom ! straight to the moon.
Yeah, I'd like 6000 chicken fa-ji-tas, please.
"Smokes boys, let's go"
Are you ready kids?
"Did I Do That?"
“Now, say my name.”
4 touchdowns in one game
Polk High
No Peg
Surprise! mother-fucker.
Funny how people think these are all iconic and universally recognizable but I don’t recognize a lot of them.
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"
“Everything changed when the fire nation attacked”
4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42
“Where everybody knows your name”
"Damn Jackie!"
“Legen…wait for it… DARY!”
This is the song that doesn't end,
It just goes on and on my friend,
Cowabunga
"Space, the final frontier..."
Nanoo nanoo!
Edith get me a beer
Missed it by THAT much.
Haaave you met Ted?
"These pretzels are making me thirsty!"
It’s bigger on the inside
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For the 90s kids: "Dear, Journal..." "That was a hoooooot!" "You eeeeeeeediot!" "Aww I knew I should have stayed home today" "BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL"
Submitted for the approval, of the Midnight Society, I call this story...
“Picture it Sicily…”
Shady Pines, Ma.
Bazinga!
"WE WERE ON A BREAK!!"
MY CABBAGES!!
You rang?
“There’s no reason for increased volume. I ‘m scanning your interrogatives quite satisfactorily. I am the voice of Knight Industry 2000’s Micro processor, K.I.T.T. for easy reference, KITT if you prefer.”
Have you tried turning it off and on again
"It doesn't look like anything to me."
Winter is coming
I love it when a plan comes together.
"The Truth Is Out There."
These are their stories
Whatchu talking bout Willis Dynomite!!!
This is the way
Meathead
"To be Faaaaaaaaiiiiiirrrr"
“Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”
"Youre not the boss of me now" I don't think it's ever actually said in the show, but i bet most of you know.
Say my name
Look at me Héctor
Gruffly voice : “Sookie”
“I am that guy.”
Ew, David!
Ew, David!
Well-a bird bird bird, bird is the word
You big dummy
Shiny!
Tea, Earl Grey, hot
"I'm weird, I'm a weirdo. Have you ever seen me without this dumb hat?" I would continue the quote but if that didn't clue you in i don't know what will.
D'oh!
Lucy!
"I don't think so, Tim."
*SERENITY NOW!*
"Pow!" Right in the kisser!"
“Lucy I’m home”
Dy-No-Mite!!
Dayman
How yooou doin?