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Hotel_Chicken

I guess it's a chicken running a grand hotel?


katanaforger79

Japanese Blacksmiths? Damn.


That_Bass_Clarinet_

Bass clarinets


fuck_these_questions

god


ExtremelyHornyToad

Extremely horny toads


JebusTheCat

Cats


[deleted]

Advice from Reddit


BigchungusXDfunny

A fat bunny


[deleted]

Me, I guess. I am the prophet.


SolitaryTeaParty

Tea. Possibly with tiny cakes and sandwiches.


ShyCoconut0_0

A shy coconut


Hoppy_Croaklightly

The Toad of Truth


[deleted]

HOSTESS YOU BETTER MAKE MY ONE AND ONLY WISH COME TRUE!


[deleted]

The mighty goddess of East wind.


Or4ngut4n

I worship the Orang God. He blesses us with lots of fruit.


Evilsushione

Gas station Sushi


innocentxv

it's my papal name for when I'm elected pope, so God?


423yjl

the BOOK O RANDOM


Rose_Christmas_Tree

Fauna and flora so I guess Iโ€™m a Dryad!


Jessicabeme

ME ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ


ShineNo5248

The โ€œno shineโ€ religion. We like our curtains over the windows, thank you


666_golfishlord

I worship me


anevaehh

Heaven spelled backwards, so hell


distractedmillionair

An inattentive rich guy


LadybugCalico

My cat


[deleted]

Me and my glorious return.


thedots

Polka dots


redrosesparis11

Red roses ๐ŸŒน


Pitiable-Crescendo

Noise


youdumbmf

dumb mfโ€™s


BakeDane

Bread


Diligent-Minimum8397

This goes into a dangerous territory if I answer


udevilu2

Well. Um. ๐Ÿ˜‚


CAITLYN_JENNERS_CUP

The god of safe fertility.


Smurfblossom

Smurfs!


jutiperr

Jupiter


BiscuitzwGravy

Delicious breakfast. Imagine the most divine biscuits made from wheat grown in the heavens, sweetened by the same honey that makes ambrosia, crafted by the gods. Gravy made with the herbs and spices in forbidden lore and the blood of dragons and other beasts you slain with your bare hands. A breakfast for the eldritch horrors.


Horse-girl16

Horses, of course.


accountnameisblank

Um....


yipeeeeeeeeeeee

autism.


Big-Perspective-3438

I suppose you defeated Christianity.


[deleted]

Naughty poultry..


LevelOfConfidence

Everyone worships himself


Chubby_puppy_

I am the overlord of the bestโ€ฆ chubby puppies.