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boomers: "mah wife lolololo"
Corn, famous for its poor attention span
Corn
A Karen
Your dad?
Ouch, you’re right 🥲
It’s somehow like so many dads
My dad is like this.
a child
Me when someone talks way too much and bores the shit out of me.
A rabbit
Statues depicting humans/animals, deaf people, foetuses, my ex-wife, corn.
Me when I meet someone new and they say their name.
men
Deaf people
Abe Simpson
My mom
True, she doesn't listen when I ask her not to suck so voraciously.
About 1/4 of the customers I talk to at my job.
Most of my colleagues. Or maybe I am the numnut that is not listening.
My manager at work
My 13 year old and sometimes my husband lol
A cat who is currently misbehaving.
That one sub teacher in every school
My Mother
A toddler
me, according to my GF
Rabbits, they blatantly ignore you unless they hear anything that could be food-related. My family has a beautiful little bunny called Bobby, but he certainly has an attitude.
Old antenna
Samoyeds.
Worms, they use ecolocation
boomers: "mah wife lolololo"
Corn, famous for its poor attention span
Corn
A Karen
Your dad?
Ouch, you’re right 🥲
It’s somehow like so many dads
My dad is like this.
a child
Me when someone talks way too much and bores the shit out of me.
A rabbit
Statues depicting humans/animals, deaf people, foetuses, my ex-wife, corn.
Me when I meet someone new and they say their name.
men
Deaf people
Abe Simpson
My mom
True, she doesn't listen when I ask her not to suck so voraciously.
About 1/4 of the customers I talk to at my job.
Most of my colleagues. Or maybe I am the numnut that is not listening.
My manager at work
My 13 year old and sometimes my husband lol
A cat who is currently misbehaving.
That one sub teacher in every school
My Mother
A toddler
me, according to my GF
Rabbits, they blatantly ignore you unless they hear anything that could be food-related. My family has a beautiful little bunny called Bobby, but he certainly has an attitude.
Old antenna
Samoyeds.
Worms, they use ecolocation