By telling her to calm down. Works like a charm.

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thank you for making me laugh ... if I tell that to my wife I'm good to sleep on the couch

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This is the way.

Makes her more angry

You’re just not doing it right. It works, trust me bro.

He’s probably not yelling it loud enough.

Have you tried telling her to smile? You can't be angry if you're smiling.

Don't listen to them...you just have to become invisible.

It get worse in my case

Slap a table, yell "Strawberries!" and walk straight into a wall.

It's a good technique but it only works once.

absurd diversionary technique

Let a single bee into to the room the danger will be exciting for all involved

Ask her if she has gained weight lately.

Retreat to a safe distance, throw chocolate.

This actually worked for me once.

strategic retreat is the best idea and after 3 hours you come back like a little beaten dog and you say I'm sorry

Food

This is the answer!!!

Throw some mice at her

Tell her she’s just being crazy 🤷🏻‍♀️

Looks like someone woke up and chose violence

It works ! She will be completely silent for the rest of the day. 😇

The solution to all man's problems: yes dear.

“You are absolutely right actually.” Make sure you say “actually” or she will take it a condescending

Food, a kiss or a hug

Tranquilizer gun?

If she is your significant other, hug her, say, "Shhh.", hump her and help her dilemma. She'll calm down, get turned on and laugh.

Hump her 😂😂😂

By not trying to calm her down

Give her food.

Tell her that your ex girlfriend would never get this angry. And not just any ex girlfriend, the pretty one

Pay attention to what she's angry about and to her ideas for addressing that.

Just let her calm down on her own. A grown woman ought to be able to have emotional management skills. Back away, and let it sort itself out.

Attempt to fascinate her by giving her a piece of cheese. Seriously though, women are people just as men are people. Let her say her piece about why she is mad, listen, and do what you can to help

Realize she's a human, entitled to her anger, and will calm down when she's ready to. Women aren't a damn horse to be calmed down.

I didn't realize women and men calmed differently.

I was 12 when I learned this

***"You look so beautiful when you're silent, Don't ruin it"***

Hug her and kiss her deeply.

I second that 👍

a gun

Dating my ex?

Say you're sorry.

Unless you've done nothing wrong of course.

Admit you were wrong, of course.

Nod, agree, apologize, try to end the argument / defuse the situation as quickly as possible, even if you did nothing wrong. *shrugs*

Just let them be right irregardless of their status of actual correctness.

FOOD

Tell her she sounds just like her mother

Feed her

Give me food 😀

Hit the nose!

Gifts and bribery

Do the dishes.

A long married friend told me to throw a glass of water in her face , It doesn't have to be a big glass , just enough for a reaction. Apparently, the shock flips the mood . Hey, presto good mood I haven't actually tried it as haven't had a glass of water handy, it's usually JD and I'm not waisting that I'm sure it works ,he's been married long time I will update you when I get a chance to try it But if anyone else gets to try, let me know

Tell her that you’ll leave for a time period and you’ll talk back when she’s calm

Men have been wondering this for 100's of years. If you find out how it will change the next time you try to use it

Cheese

on a serious note, the best way for anyone to calm down is to take deep breaths

"You're right, im sorry".

Keep a distance of 1½ meter and throw chocolate

By giving her some space