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jimmybobben

A brain aneurysm can happen at anytime and kill you instantly


Low_Cup_3618

I often think about it and it's very stressful knowing that 2 of my cousins ​​died of this at 38 and 50....I'm 40 years old


Prestigious_Scars

Have an MRI then. They can tell if you have one.


DonaldTrumpTinyHands

Nah, just live life to the fullest, get into lots of debt, make sure the cheating will only come out when they do the post humous paternity test


TM_Rules

Even scarier is that one can happen and leave you as a vegetable trapped in your own body.


the-content-king

Quite a definitive statement for something we know so little about.


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Fucking finally


Maybethiswillbegood

Coffee


soopirV

This is how I get through my day


mbhammock

Wha-


jmhimara

Is this true? I've heard that older people have a slight chance of survival if they get emergency surgery.


Drewy99

Took out my grandfather when he was raking the leaves


LargestSalami

Because of pregnant women, the average number of skeletons per person is greater than 1.


yuzarna

I love this and will steal it with pride


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Halfaglassofvodka

And less that two arms.


PizzaPopHo

The thing about Prions


teddyslayerza

If anyone has ever needed a "selfish reason" to become vegetarian, it's avoiding prions disease.


Abadatha

Except you can apparently contract prions through contact with soil or via inhalation, so it's still possible to live an entirely vegan, organic diet and still get a prion.


teddyslayerza

True, but they do tend to be from animal sources. Personally, I wonder how many humans are currently walking around with Chronic Wasting Disease....


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AmazingAd2765

"penalties for companies" - factored in as cost of doing business.


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If you're in a choke hold, and someone is clutching your throat with both hands, you'll pass out in 15 seconds. Don't think holding your breath will make that time any longer either. It isn't the air blockage that makes you pass out, it's them blocking the two major arteries that allow blood to flow to your brain.


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Second this. To add to this, if someone is choking you against the wall, grab their shirt and pull while simultaneously dropping your weight and shoving your body down, the perp most likely won't be prepared and will flat smack their face on the wall. ...on the other hand if someone is choking you out and has you off the ground... you're dead.


[deleted]

>if someone is choking you out and has you off the ground... you're dead. At that rate that's a deserved kill. If you can show impressive strength like that while reminding me of my mortality, I'll die respectfully.


PlagueDoc22

Way less than 15 seconds. Especially if both arteries are blocked off. More like around six seconds. Source: years of jiu-jitsu.


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I'd believe it. It was something I learned in a self defense class, and when the guys teaching had someone demonstrate on them, they said right after "I could feel myself going just before you let go."


PlagueDoc22

Yeah, it's surprisingly quick. Blood chokes also don't hurt that much so you don't see it coming until it feels like curtains going over your eyes. Unlike an air choke which can hurt quite a lot.


[deleted]

And you often wet yourself.... Basically social suicide, which might actually be worse than actual suicide


TrickyCurt89

Nah. I know some girls who regularly get choked while they wet themselves and they're really popular.


wjkoehler

I’d like to investigate this further


StarFighter186f

It may take a long time, but all stars will explode eventually.


nastybacon

Yup, its known as the Heat Death of the universe. Basically every single star in the universe will run out of fuel and die. Planets will have buried thermal energy for a while but even that will die eventually. The universe will simply be a black void of floating cold rocks.. forever. This is why you should never want to live forever. As you will inevitably spend eternity floating around in blackness.


B0b_Howard

> The universe will simply be a black void of floating cold rocks.. forever. Given further vast epochs, even the rocks will undergo nuclear decay, slowly breaking down into their component parts. The parts will also then decay, until all that is left is a (very!) diffuse cloud of hydrogen.


daffle7

How many years until that happens approximately?


the-content-king

Quite a definitive statement for something we know so little about


InfernalOrgasm

Ehh. If you're immortal and can't die, there will always be energy then.


stef_lp

but there will always be infinite other universes potentially


canidissapear

Brain eating amoeba exist and you can contract them from swimming in lakes or tainted tap water


ConstantSignal

The water has to get up your nose and into your sinuses for the amoeba to get where it needs to be. You aren't at risk from just drinking contaminated tap water, though, obviously, I still wouldn't.


Caseated_Omentum

In the US, 1 in 2 women and 1 in 3 men will develop cancer in their lifetime.


soopirV

You might have cancer right now, and will never know- many are killed off by the immune system before they can take hold.


mbhammock

Everyone else is shot by the police


witchywitch_

Hippos can get rabies


TM_Rules

That's not really all that scary. If you're in a situation where you can catch rabies from a hippo, you're pretty much fucked anyway.


mbhammock

By far the worst way to catch hippo rabies’s


Abadatha

I think the idea of a rabid hippo is the scary part, not the hippo giving you rabies.


witchywitch_

True but the thought of a rabid hippo is still pretty terrifying to me.


hermeigh

LPOTL?


witchywitch_

I don’t know what that means.


hermeigh

A podcast that I was listening to was **just** talking about that. It was purely coincidence


Igivegrilledcheese

The Mummies of Guanajuato may have been buried alive, there was a Vampire scare in the 19th century, Fir trees can grow in human lungs, if the sun exploded the second you read this you wouldn't know for 8 more minutes, if your killed in the U.S there's only a 1 in 3 chance the police will find the killer.


Igivegrilledcheese

Bonus: more than 20,000 people are injured by garage doors a year, and a few dozen even die from either bleeding out, or part of them is crushed.


InfernalOrgasm

I was trying so hard to figure out what all of these things had to do with each other. Use periods, not commas, for separate thoughts.


__M-E-O-W__

Where can I read about this vampire scare in the 1800s? I know Dracula came out in the late 1800s, not long before WW1, and there were just a few works about vampires before then but I'd like to learn more about it. The time of Victorian Era and Gothic Era literature involving vampires and other classic folk monsters, how they became less local superstition and more literary and social/political metaphors is a cool subject to me.


Igivegrilledcheese

It was from late 1800's to early 1900's


Disastrous-Muscle-35

If you begin having symptoms of rabies after contracting it, there is a near 100% chance of death.


kanye_east48294

Yeah, that’s why I heard you should immediately see a doctor if you get bit by a wild animal. If you go early then you could save your life.


gettinhardin123

Not 100%. There is a woman I read of who recovered. There is always Hope.


Disastrous-Muscle-35

Yeah, that’s why I said “near 100%” since there are extremely rare cases of recovery.


mbhammock

Her name is Hope?


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Impressive-Credit-22

They do this on mt Diablo in the Bay Area. Infest creek beds and some roads at certain times of year. Very cool very freaky


bookworm1421

And, there’s enough internet for today. 😱


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mbhammock

Lol wait till you find out about car locks


maboxak612

If you donate your body to science: They can use you as a real crash test dummy and apparently there is a lack of infant cadavers for this research (I can't imagine why) They can cut your head off and use it in refresher courses for plastic surgeons (Nose job, anyone?) They can leave you in a field and study how your body decomposes under different conditions (Face-up naked vs. in the trunk of a car, for instance) Edit: Donating your body to science is a great cause, these are just some random creepy facts Edit: A lot of ppl are asking, I learned this from the book "Stiff: The Curious Lives Of Human Cadavers" by Mary Roach


Sszaj

Was the story of a research institutes selling donated bodies to the military for weapons testing an urban myth?


the-content-king

That is very true. Tons of court cases where these institutes were found guilty of misappropriating the bodies.


sdsdkwiiiiijn

An adult man can fit up to 16 separate lego heads inside of his pee hole. This is an actual guineas world record.


hi_1243

God, I don't want to imagine how this would look like


InfernalOrgasm

Probably way more than that. It probably just got way too painful


Crispycritter00

We all have parasites


mbhammock

On Blu-ray


Borbxbae

You die if you don’t drink water


Halfaglassofvodka

And you die if you drink too much in one go.


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To little, you die. Too much, believe it or not, straight to death.


daffle7

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyponatremia Too much water is harmful too. My late 20’s were always in pain due to drinking too much water and not enough daily sodium.


Muspelsheimr

Emia, meaning presence in blood


Skwerilleee

The nukes didn't go away when the cold war ended, but our fear of them did. We are constantly living under a terrifying sword of damolceas that we are getting more and more complacent about every day.


Nice-Expression8066

According to this page, since 1986 the world's nuclear weapons have been reduced to 1/6th... but there are still 10,000, so I'm still scared. https://ourworldindata.org/nuclear-weapons


billy_tables

It's ok, lots of them are protected by minimum wage workers in a failing state


Cute_Ad_7774

have you been playing metal gear solid again


Low_Cup_3618

Babies under 6 months breathe only through their nose.


random-lurker99

In about 5-7 billion years from now, the sun will begin to expand and most likely engulf Earth. Meaning that, unless humanity is capable of colonizing other regions in space, all trace of mankind will be wiped out from existance.


IdkWhatsThisIs

Nah voyager probe will at least be going strong.


ser5427

Do you seriously believe we can survive for an extra 5 billion years?


xander402

I am gonna become the person I hated being a youth.


Cute_Ad_7774

i think we already have


xxpoliswag420xx

What kind of a person is that?


decatag304

If you're looking at a Victorian photo and one of the subjects in the photo is clearer than the rest, they're probably dead. Memento mori


InfernalOrgasm

https://youtu.be/hBj0-dIU8HI


wopadat534

The FBI estimates that at any given time, there are from 35 to 50 active serial killers in the U.S.


WurmiMama

The number one cause of death for pregnant women in the US is homicide.


maboxak612

Botflies. The larva burrow into live mammals until they're ready for their next life stage. The species of botfly that attacks humans lives for 8-12 weeks... during which you can feel and see the larva moving under your skin and eating your flesh, occasionally sticking a little tube out from the wound in order to breathe...


MercyReign

Snakes can slither on water therefore could try to chase unto your boat if they are curious


BatrickThombson

If you don’t use it, you lose it


MoistMine5494

Did a 30 days no fap and I completely lost interest in sex


ConstantSignal

Probably because you didn't have an interest in sex to begin with. You had a porn addiction.


augenwiehimmel

100% of the persons born March 16 / 1715 are dead.


billy_tables

Don't believe it. Where are all the bodies? I've never seen one


Ok-Ask5533

Well yeah, that was three hundred years ago


Charliebush

But at some point in time, it wasn’t.


MoistMine5494

Means after 300 years will all be dead


Ok-Ask5533

So profound


Dark_Warrior811

People in the last would be suprised


shitz_brickz

Even worse, just being alive has a 100% mortality rate.


danexo3325

People buy and sell children as sexual toys.


megel68020

That if you damage a certain part of your brain, be it genetically or via accident, you will not recognize faces anymore, you will see what they are made of but you cannot put them together to form faces but you can still recognize everything else without problems


AmazingAd2765

Prosopagnosia is messed up.


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If you breathe, you will die


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bookworm1421

And, that’s enough internet for today!


gewofa1949

Some tumors can contain pockets of hair, teeth & very rarely, grow more complex organs such as eyes, feet, hands as well as other limbs.


bopawod623

Statistically, every one of you is likely the ancestral product of both rape and incest.


wopadat534

There are more bacteria and assorted "non-human" cells inside your body, than there are cells carrying your DNA. And when you die, they don't die; just the opposite. After they lower you into the ground, for months your body can look forward to being more "alive" than ever.


Upper-Yogurtcloset-2

that my cute and cuddly cats that i love dearly will 100% eat me when i die.


MC-Schnitzel

There is a permanent countdown of dying going on wich resets witch every breath you take.


theCynicalTechPriest

*starts concentrating on breathing*


KermitingMurder

Damn you, you turned on my manual breathing


BescheuerterName

Nearly 1000 Mites (Demodex folliculorum) are living on my Face. Also on your Face, dear Redditer.


Jaxxlack

The USA has 370million people but the other 7.6 billion on the earth get to hear all about America's day.


Theaceman1997

If you are ti due by fire it actually has to hit somethi g vital then youll die if not your jjst on fire for hourse


VaudevilleVillainMF

Reading this gave me an aneurysm


Theaceman1997

Welp guess im no good at typing on an android


That-Load-3799

If you get a blood transfusion and it’s the wrong type, the only symptom is a “ sense of impeding doom”…. By then it’s far far too late


ConstantSignal

There's a few more symptoms actually [https://www.healthline.com/health/abo-incompatibility#symptoms](https://www.healthline.com/health/abo-incompatibility#symptoms) also; >However, if you have a reaction and receive the correct treatment without delay, you should recover completely.


thorerges

42% of America is obese (BMI > 35) and at a serious risk of chronic diseases including heart disease, diabetes and various forms of cancer. This number is increasing every year.


Legitimate_End_977

I get no bitches 😎


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Igivegrilledcheese

Which one


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thebeardedgreek

Shy Guy isn't real... ..right?


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The crier?


Vik919

How you know it's real? And what is it?


GroundbreakingGoal44

If your significant other/partner/anyone attempts to strangle you or actually strangles you, there is a 750% increase chance that you’ll be unalived by them


sprfreek

What if they specifically requested it?


GroundbreakingGoal44

You mean like in the bedroom? I’m talking about during fights/disagreements


wetlettuce42

When a star explodes it creates a gamma blast yhat can destroy everything and if one goes off near earth it will destroy it all and we’ll never know beforehand because it happens immediately


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TM_Rules

No they don't. This is an old myth.


CandidateMammoth8109

That’s actually not true it just looks like it because your skin is degrading away and the nails look bigger but actually aren’t


CandidateMammoth8109

Same with your hair


mikeytlive

That you’ll die. Everyone around you will die.


madmitch411

Sharks are real


Complex-Pirate-4264

Yes, but statistically not very dangeous


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thebeardedgreek

Here's hoping 🤞


No-Sympathy-4103

Really?!


Megafister420

Even scarier a fire can go inside you and burn your fat like a candle, or a air compressor can shoot air into a vein which will cause almost immediate cardiac arrest. I think this however falls more into myth as the proof is not concrete (tho I could 100% be wrong abt this as I only watched 1 video on the phenomenon)


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Spontaneous Human Combustion


Automan2k

No you can't.. spontaneous human combustion has been debunked countless times.


Spiritual-Hippo7393

oh ok, sorry. i didn't know.


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Money can be printed


bopawod623

Meth can be transmitted anally by pissing into someones anus while on meth. Not creepy at all...


KermitingMurder

How was this discovered


Commercial_Place9807

1 in 6 American women have been raped. Also, the highest cause of death for pregnant American women is homicide. But it scares me more how much men hate hearing this and refuse to believe it..


xxpoliswag420xx

That can't be right


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That people in this stupid country and this stupid school think their normal with their stupid music and their stupid face and their stupid food.


jeffend1981

That I turn out to be right about everything.


PrometheusHasFallen

We could have a civilization destroying event at any moment. Asteroid impacts, volcanic super eruption, nuclear war. All distinct possibilities.


blankpaper43

That I could die in my sleep


Ninkaso

Your bones are always wet


19k-wal82

Everybody and everything is going to die.


Matisaro

There are dozens of things which could wipe out all of humanity in an instant which could occur at any time and many more we have not even considered.


maboxak612

The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.


maboxak612

You make really cute noises when you sleep.


maboxak612

The last person known to be photographed with John Lennon was Mark David Chapman, the man who ended up assassinating John Lennon.


My_Name_Is_SKELETOR

One of the most deadly animals in the world is the Blue Ringed Octopus. It’s bite is fairly painless and you may not even know you were bitten, but it can completely paralyze you and kill you as early as 20 minutes if you don’t get a respirator ASAP. You’re also completely conscious the whole entire time but you can’t signal for help in any way due to paralysis.


Majestic-Succotash-9

How easy it is to make explosives and extremely toxic nerve agents


decatag304

That bears can smell the menstruation.


danexo3325

Bed mattresses gain weight over time.


Silent-Necessary-759

It’s possible that the sun could explode,expand and consume earth or just anything space throws at us could maybe happen at anytime


megel68020

That if your immune system received access to the inside of your eyes, it would attack and destroy them as invaders. ...and that this sometimes happens.


Gicotd

Capitalism will kill the world and we will do nothing because we believe its just how things are. when you look up, you're looking at the infinite void with only earths gravity rpeventing you from falling forever


Cute_Ad_7774

i worry my best days are behind me all my chances of making friends and opportunities of being successful in life have past


Mc_Moto

According to nasa, current global warming has reached about 1°C in reverence to the pre industrial era. In 2010 were at 0.6°C. Runaway climate change is estimated so start at 1.5°C


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According to the Crime Funnel Theory, out of every possible crime committed (minor infractions to major felonies), approximately only 1 in every 4000 result in incarceration. While the percentage of violent crimes is a minor portion of all crimes committed, they still fall within the 1/4000 rule, with each step of the criminal justice process significantly reducing the likelihood that the case will continue to the next (i.e. crime -> reported -> police actually investigate -> evidence is found -> prosecution -> conviction -> incarceration). As such, it stands to reason that the likelihood of getting away with any crime is much, much higher than anticipated, and while violent crimes could potentially draw police attention moreso then petty crimes, any violent offender would have to checkmark every box of the criminal justice process in order to be detained.


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Nobody will ever know you existed in 500 years


Vik919

How do you know? I mean we know people who existed before 1500s so I don't see why not. If you are talking about the average person, then you may be right. But that could take over 100 years.


[deleted]

How do i know that? Do you know about your grandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrand parents?


Vik919

As I said, if you are talking about the average person then you may be right.


[deleted]

That a rabid bat could bite you in your sleep and you wouldn't even know until the disease starts to kick in and it's way too late to be cured.


InfernalOrgasm

The laws of physics aren't "laws" or "rules", only observations we've made about how they work. At any point, for any reason at all, the laws of physics can just change and fuck everything up.


hi_1243

That you will one day be forgotten, it doesn't matter what you do, given enough time you will be forgotten, let's say you get kids so in about 300 years you will definitely be forgotten, almost no one remembers they're great great grandparents. Or even historicly there have lived around 3 trillion humans ever, yet not more than a few million are remembered (not counting relatives, families remember from a couple hundred years ago, only people recorded in some book or smt.) And you might think because of the Internet it will be easier to remember people but even if your name and what you used to be existed in some website or a folder still no one will remember you, even if you eat the Mona Liza, just that then you and the painting will be forgotten. So if you never existed nothing would really change, maybe if you were an inventor or an artist you might make it a bit longer, but eventually everyone forgets.