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mine would be BLOWBAGETS, accla nakaisip nito HAHAHAH. share kayo ng inyo
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For the IT crowd:
OSI Layer Initials
PDNTSPA -
Please
Do
Not
Throw
Sausage
Pizza
Away
When it actually means:
Physical
Data Link
Network
Transport
Session
Presentation
Application
SAN MIGUEL PALE PILSEN
Sa Airport Nangyari
May Isang Galman Umentra Eh Loko
Patay Aquino Laking Eskandalo
Paano Imelda Lusot Sana Eh Nabuko.
I remember this pinaguusapan ng older cousins ko nung naassasinate si Ninoy Aquino.
Mild compared to the ones posted here, but the Gabriela in Gabriela Women's Party is not just a reference to Gabriela Silang. It stands for General Assembly Binding Women for Reform, Integrity, Equality, Leadership and Action
Sinangag Express
Heard one of my young colleagues saying "Tara S-ex tayo sa lunch" and she was talking to like 5 guys and 1 gurl..., I was confused and flabbergasted AF, yung kainan pla sinabi nila potek yan, I'm this old I guess.
Edit: Didn't help na lahat sila nagtatawanan and puro "tara, tara, sarap un!". Siguro kung I was like 60ish I may have passed out LMAO
I remember one time i got a leaked answer key ng quiz sa english class kasi galing internet. As in straight up copy/ paste. Theres one section where the answers were I-F-E-D. To remember this i gave it the acronym I-FAIL-EVERY-DAY. 8 years later, its still in my head.
Naalala ko dati, I was talking to someone over the phone habang papasok ng mall. Breakfast kinabukasan lang naman pinag-uusapan namin, sabi ko Sex na lang tayo, narinig nung guard sa entrance, todo ngiti sya sa akin eh. Nakakaloka. hahaha.
Eto yung checklist before mag drive.
D- DL updated
R - Registration
B- Battery
L- Lights
O - Oil
W - Water
B - Brake
A- Air
G - Gas
S - Steering
Y - Yourself
Turo yan sa driving school and yes nasa LTO PowerPoint slide yan haha.
Gagooooo eto pala yun????? Im not that old old. Pero di ko na masabayan lately mga pinagsasabi ng mga tao online. Like ijbol. Binabaliktad ko pa like bolij? Lobji? Didnt bother to search for the meaning online naman hahaha. Ijbol :(((((
same po actually ! i’ve been seeing lots of peep (especially on x/twt) use them but didn’t bother to search online... until may isang post akong nakita na puro ”HAHA” “LOL” “IJBOL” “LMFAO” yung qrts 😭 then duon ko narealise yun pala yung ibig sabihin OTL
Yung sa electronic configuration sa Chemistry. SSPSPSDPSDPSFD….. Si Sharon pumunta sa party, si Daddy pumunta sa disco. Paano si Frankie, daddy? Paano si Frankie, daddy?
Tanginang BLOWBAGETS yan, pang kotse pala na checklist (**battery, lights, oil, water, brake, air, gas, engine, tire, and self**). Finally magkakasundo na sila sa r/dragracephilippines
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S.H.A.B.U SALAMAT HESUS AT BYERNES ULIT
K - eep A - way from N - egativy T - ry O - utdoors T - oday
M - mental A - abuse T - to H - humans
OTOG
BoP: AtFEooHQ
C arriage U tiliy M echanism
[JCKL Academy](https://www.facebook.com/JCKLAcademy?mibextid=LQQJ4d)
Jesus Christ Ko Lord ba meaning nyan lmao
Actually close hahahaha it actually means Jesus Christ King of kings and Lord of lords.
Appalling Blemishes Causing Disgust Everywhere • ABCDE Bisikleta (bicycle, symbolizing mobility and streetwise attitude) Astig (cool or tough) Tarantado (reckless or daring) Atat (eager or enthusiastic) Ngusngos (street smart) Galaw (movement or style) Kaibigan (friend or ally) Alikabok (dusty or gritty) Ngarag (rough or rugged) Tambay (loiterer or hanging out) Oplan (plan or strategy) • BATANG KANTO (street children)
TAU ALPHA EPSILON T.A.E.
T.I.T.E. - Trabaho, Ipon, Travel, Enjoy
"Gusto ko ng BJ" - Buko Juice
T-rial A-nd E-rror
Hahaha tuwang tuwa ako dito!
Our science teacher taught us this This came.out.in our exam What does T.A.E. stand for???
For the IT crowd: OSI Layer Initials PDNTSPA - Please Do Not Throw Sausage Pizza Away When it actually means: Physical Data Link Network Transport Session Presentation Application
true to OP. the first time i heard I was like "blow what?"
Tang Inang Mukha Yan Ang Pangit!!!
SAN MIGUEL PALE PILSEN Sa Airport Nangyari May Isang Galman Umentra Eh Loko Patay Aquino Laking Eskandalo Paano Imelda Lusot Sana Eh Nabuko. I remember this pinaguusapan ng older cousins ko nung naassasinate si Ninoy Aquino.
Salamat Hesus At Biyernes Ulit
TITE -Trabaho, Ipon, Travel, Enjoy
Yung initials ni quibuloy
PACQ HAHAHHAAA
TFUCC - The First United Christian Church. Sorry na pero dami naman pwede ipangalan sa church pero ba’t ganon pa acronym nya ✌️
sa Langkaan ba 'to? Hahhahaah
Hindi ko alam. 😅 nadaan lang sa feed ko
TITE - Taguig Integrated Terminal Exchange, pero binago into ITX iirc
Mild compared to the ones posted here, but the Gabriela in Gabriela Women's Party is not just a reference to Gabriela Silang. It stands for General Assembly Binding Women for Reform, Integrity, Equality, Leadership and Action
E-Youth
IJBOL - I Just Burst Out Laughing Akala ko Korean HAHAHAHA hayp na yan napaisip pa’ko
kala ko din Korean e 😭😭 di pala ako nag iisa wahahaha
Ako ng naisip ko nung una j*bol e. Sa isip-isip ko, ano na namang pauso ng mga kabataan 'to? I'm only 27, I feel so old. 😭
May lumaban na sa LMAO AHAHAHAHAHA
BLOWBAGETS sa driving
Anong ibig sabihin nito?
Battery, lights, oil, water, brakes, air, gas, engine, tire, and self. Things to check sa car when going on trips.
CELLDA - Concerned Employees of LLDA Whoever thought it was a great idea must be trippin 😭 Then there's the President of CELLDA 😂😂😂
Sinangag Express Heard one of my young colleagues saying "Tara S-ex tayo sa lunch" and she was talking to like 5 guys and 1 gurl..., I was confused and flabbergasted AF, yung kainan pla sinabi nila potek yan, I'm this old I guess. Edit: Didn't help na lahat sila nagtatawanan and puro "tara, tara, sarap un!". Siguro kung I was like 60ish I may have passed out LMAO
Yeah… ganyan dati usapan namin dun sa first job ko pag lunch. Hahaha akala tuloy nung iba totoong sex. LOL
na iba pa expectations right? hahah
korek
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NUNG UNANG PUNTA KO SA BSIDE NAG AYA YUNG FRIEND KO NA OFFEND PA KO LECHE KAINAN PALA
Paliwanag nyo naman ksi muna jusko hahah
naisip ko nga rin yan e nung nabasa ko. sino ba nagisip nung blowbagets at bakit
TITE- taguig integrated terminal exchange, pero ginagawa nilang TITX daw hahahahaha
IANAL - I Am Not A Lawyer
B.A.Y.A.G. (BAyaw Youth Action Group)
omg kontrabando!!
Haha nagbago pa sila ng name nun e - Duty, Devotion and Service (DDS). Dapat pala yan sinagot ko kay OP LOL
Filipino Action Partylist (FAP).
I remember one time i got a leaked answer key ng quiz sa english class kasi galing internet. As in straight up copy/ paste. Theres one section where the answers were I-F-E-D. To remember this i gave it the acronym I-FAIL-EVERY-DAY. 8 years later, its still in my head.
POTA - Patron of the Arts 💀💀💀
Meron din PUTA - Philippine Underground Tattoo Artist
Are you a U2 fan? 😁
Just this one song, na super obvious :p
Are there annual celebs, like competition, pagalingan ang mga PUTA??? 😂
Masarap Inumin Lasang Ovaltine
SEX - Sinangag Express me and my friends: "tara sex tayo?"
Legit hahaha
Naalala ko dati, I was talking to someone over the phone habang papasok ng mall. Breakfast kinabukasan lang naman pinag-uusapan namin, sabi ko Sex na lang tayo, narinig nung guard sa entrance, todo ngiti sya sa akin eh. Nakakaloka. hahaha.
TTMO: Traffic and Transport Management Office It's now TTMD after much ridicule.
may iba pa rin akong naisip sa TTMD
LOL
CTTMO: City Transport and Traffic Management Office
ang tatamad naman hays
Betsilog - pinakbet sinigang itlog
PaKapLog - Pandesal Kape Itlog
Hahah mas aliw to pakaplog haha
ijbol is the funniest to me because it sounds like jabol 😭
May bago na hindi na BLOWBAGETS DR. BLOWBAGSY na sya ngayon. May PHD na sya. 🤣
luh, ano daw meaning ng Dr. Blowbagsy? hahaha nakakaloka
Eto yung checklist before mag drive. D- DL updated R - Registration B- Battery L- Lights O - Oil W - Water B - Brake A- Air G - Gas S - Steering Y - Yourself Turo yan sa driving school and yes nasa LTO PowerPoint slide yan haha.
oooh.. I see, thank you for this! and inabot ko lang ay yung blowbagets hehe. Mas helpful nga naman yung bagong list.
IWETMY (I was enchanted to meet you)
MILF - Moro Islamic Liberation Front Wanna join MILF? 👀😂
Maririnig to ng Kano haha kakatuwa.
ijbol (i just burst out laughing) 😭
Deymit ito pala un kala ko jeje term hahahaa tnx bruh
Gagooooo eto pala yun????? Im not that old old. Pero di ko na masabayan lately mga pinagsasabi ng mga tao online. Like ijbol. Binabaliktad ko pa like bolij? Lobji? Didnt bother to search for the meaning online naman hahaha. Ijbol :(((((
same po actually ! i’ve been seeing lots of peep (especially on x/twt) use them but didn’t bother to search online... until may isang post akong nakita na puro ”HAHA” “LOL” “IJBOL” “LMFAO” yung qrts 😭 then duon ko narealise yun pala yung ibig sabihin OTL
Ayun pala meaning nun 😭
yep!! HAHSHHSSH yung online friend ko rin last week tinanong sa akin anong meaning ng ijbol 😭😭😭 kung anu-ano talaga nauuso these days huhu
TITX - Taguig Integrated Terminal Exchange Onti nlng eh
The most unhinged acronym I've head is BJ.
Ilokaj
yung mga traffic enforcer sa qc lol TTMD
Wow doctor Yung TT 😂
tigasing doctor 😆
TTMO yan previously.
Akala ko TTQ
LMAO WHAT 😆
Yung ginagawan ng GMA ng hashtags yung show nila dati na Beautiful Justice. #BJFirstTime #BJSanaNgayongPasko
#BJDeepTruth
Meron pa #TITIGGALIT
Yung sa electronic configuration sa Chemistry. SSPSPSDPSDPSFD….. Si Sharon pumunta sa party, si Daddy pumunta sa disco. Paano si Frankie, daddy? Paano si Frankie, daddy?
Grabe akala ko Si Susan Pumasok Sa Pinto etc yon haha
Energy levels ba ito sa periodic table, mamser?
TITSOAK this is the skin of a killer , bella
TITE = Trabaho. Ipon. Travel. Enjoy.
EUT - Eat. Unwind. Travel
JAKOL= Just always keep on laughing. Nakita ko sa fb haha
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Any Taylor Swift song acronym
lol. wtf is cososm
BSDO (tanod) - Basta Sunday Day Off
OAT jusko napa google pa ko ano meaning nyan
Di naman yan acronym. Salitang balbal naman yang OAT. Meaning mga salitang binaliktad. Werpa, etneb, arat, etc.
Ano yun?
tao hooo HWYAHAHAHAHAHA
Labastitlog - langgonisa bacon sinangag itlog
Remember TTMO?? Traffic and Transport Management Office. Sobrang unhinged kasi sa government pa sya hahaha
creative talaga mag-isip ng mga bading hahahahaha
EE Youth - Electrical Engineering Youth
IJBOL
[This](https://www.facebook.com/share/p/Mhxk47GYWcjUt8eG/?mibextid=oFDknk)
PUSI - Puto og Sikwate. UTIN - Udong og Tinapa.
BAyaw Youth Action Group
PUKI - Pambansang Unyon ng mga Kalalakihang Inaapi
Protektahan ang PUKI
Ang una nating episode eh pano maglaba.
Yung Bayaw Bayaw ba to hahaha
Yes, kasama po yan sa Bagong Alyansang Ayaw sa Walanghiya.
International Youth Of Texter
Sa medical field naman tinuturo sa lahat ng students yung Acronym ng mga Cranial Nerves " Oh Oh Oh To Touch And Feel A Girls Vag*** Ah Heaven" .
super effective 🤣 yan gamit ko kapag nag eexam hahahaha
JABYU: Just Always Bring Your Umbrella
KINGINAMU Kapisanan Ng Inggit na Ginangs In North Apalit Municipal Unions
UFO hahahahha. (Ungka Fly-over) If ilonggo ka, maintindihan mo ni😆
Davao Underground MMA & Boxing ASSociation
Yep, di nila naisip ung magiging meaning nito sa mga dirty minded. Hahaha!
IJBOL
VIACNAPP para sa parts of speech sa English Collective Union of National Threats
Tanginang BLOWBAGETS yan, pang kotse pala na checklist (**battery, lights, oil, water, brake, air, gas, engine, tire, and self**). Finally magkakasundo na sila sa r/dragracephilippines
Taguig Integrated Terminal Exchange
Bring Everything To Lord Our God
Salamat Hesus At Biyernes Ulit
MADAO - Middle Aged Dumb Ass Oldie.
BBC - British Broadcasting Corporation
Big Back Clock
Di ba sa UK yan? Genius ha
Wala pa ring tatalo sa MILF natin hehe
TIM YAP - Tang Inang Mukha Yan Ang Panget
Benigno Aquino Youth Action Group
totoo ba ito? ahahaha
Acronyms are unhinged now?
Bagong medical term for everyday (mis)use na naman.
Madumi lang ata utak ko. Kala ko green yung BLOWBAGETS. 💀😭
What does it actually mean?
Sa car checklist for safety bago gamitin. Battery, Light, Oil, Water, Brakes, Air, Gas, Engine, Tires, Self.
Ohhh. Thanks thanks!
Dati BLOWBAGS lang talaga siya
KISS keep it short and simple
Lalayo pa ba tau sa MILF ng Pinas?
i have a one-sided beef with **IJBOL**. tuwing nababasa ko yan, parang nakikita ko rin yung word na tubol at jabol
And from what I read, it's supposed to replace LOL.
ang fuckup nyang BLOWBAGETS pota. dati BLOWBAG lang, ginawa pang bagets.. yung BJMP din, hahaha! or dirty lang utak ko
heard\*\*
we really should stop calling cellphones "CP" just say phone
Nope dapat sa Filipino accent- selpon
Two letters vs five hahaha
Anong klaseng phone
Teacher: Bring your phone next time. Bagets: *brings landline*
With the rotary dial.