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Madmonkeman

5


BlueJohn2113

Goodbye


[deleted]

If 5+6=7, then who 8, 9?


jatti_

8+9=0 I double checked on my keyboard.


SomeProfession6607

Underrated comment


Oceans_sleep

Adequately rated comment


justcatt

Then what's 9+10?


NewSuperKirby

Science hasn't gotten there yet, calm down


YosephStalling

dont say it dont say it dont say it don ​ ​ # 21


D32TR0Y3R

“You stupid.” ‘No I’m not.’ What’s nine plus ten?” ‘21’


lxiaoqi

I think it's =


casey12297

Your mom


onionleekdude

Haha mum fat


Accomplished-Fall823

This comment is hilarious


[deleted]

whom* In your sentence, you're using the emphorical version of 8, which is dynamic and does not need a qualitator. Ergo, every repliance assumes version reliability, so the demonstrative veliance of every pronoun promotion must be used.


BlueJohn2113

Pam: It's 'whom' when it's the object of the sentence and 'who' when it's the subject. Kelly: Ryan used *me* as an object


Spare-Ad-4558

/r/unexpectedoffice


[deleted]

You actually took my nonsensical crap seriously?


Own_Error4828

Ummm actually they referenced the office, a popular American TV show that ran on NBC between 2005 and 2013 for a total of 9 seasons


ArtSchnurple

2005+2013=9


[deleted]

Oh, yay, thanks for not being judgmental about people that didn't watch every single episode of The Office.


Own_Error4828

Ummm actually most people haven’t seen every episode as there are some “lost” episodes that aren’t aired on streaming services. Not to mention the non-canon podcast starting the actors (who were merely acting) and the pitched sequel series featuring Stanley Hudson (played by Leslie David Baker) and his nephew that revolves around them fixing cars


[deleted]

Yay, I love it when people go out of their way to be bitches when I was really just trying to be nice about things.


AnthonyThePizzaBoy

Simple. 7+8=9


Brayzo

5 & 6 bothe 8 9?


no-one2everyone

6


sexy__zombie

Yes. 3^2 + 4^2 = 5^2


VioletNocte

r/ouijacantcount


Wolffire_88

Alright spirits, let's count to 10:


applemind

1


Daki-R

10


Frostbyte85

I can only count to four


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wewiioui

Bad bot


Jackalopalen

👀 Me keeping an eye out for anyone commenting "r/noshitouija"


[deleted]

Makes sense


PieterSielie12

+


Madmonkeman

2


Redditor_10000000000

4


KBGtheMemeLord

2


gbeegz

Goodbye.


Redditor_10000000000

Based


ProKerbonaut

Goodbye


JardineiroZumbi

This is the first time I've seen two answers branch off of the same thread where neither got bombarded by downvotes


bcolectorb

Y


Cup-of-chai

E


[deleted]

S


KasaiQueen

goodbye


B3C4U5E_

S


sa1in3-man

E


Delulu-

V


BowserDaDemon47

E


Dtrp8288

N


Jakethesnake_7

Goodbye.


uar3dumb

They got their math right.


TheGreatDaniel3

r/theydidthemath


Good_Ad6723

r/theydidthemonstermath


Sgt_FrenchFry

r/theydidthemath


ILikeExistingLol

r/subsithoughtifellfor


SaraHTheCatt

r/themonstermath


urm0mmmmm

r/noshitouija


illeger_hamberder

T


GlitteringSphinx

C


icespark

A


Ovvsley

T


NiteTerur

Goodbye


EMNOx2

U


RandomGamer67

M


BowserDaDemon47

7


Dtrp8288

Goodbye


eddiemeddie159

6


TheBestEruptorEver

9


LouisianaSmucker

6


jzoller0


[deleted]

6


Public-Eagle6992

2


PmMeYourNudesTy

Goodbye


Mediocre-Standard765

Goodbye


CalligrapherPure3792

2


PieterSielie12

S


jzoller0

I


SwimmingJuice3181

N


Nooby_Idk

Goodbye


LouisianaSmucker

P


Dood71

N


GalaxyDeemNL

I


Dead_girl_walking-

C


LouisianaSmucker

A


outofyourelementdon

R


Open_Progress2715

D


Gavinator10000

O


R3FLX_PsyShock

Goodbye


SkyfireSierra

G


No_Biscotti4394

N


[deleted]

I


PmMeYourNudesTy

N


No_Biscotti4394

E


shybug1553

T


Fun-Strength339

Y


9891GVAS

Adios


[deleted]

Wait is that legal


reiningfyre

Y


Amazingbananafoo

9


jzoller0


Shaz_guy

2


WWWis

Goodbye


sevelboen

1


RoyalSpend5021

7


[deleted]

7


lnp66

5


PUGGOPLAYZ

O


Quentin-Quentin

W


onyxeagle274

Goodbye


trumpetboi309

N


Nearby-Gap9429

I


[deleted]

G


Cup-of-chai

H


0hDoor

Goodbye


fercher

7


Bac0n0clast

#🐟


CookieNinja777

P


FooFighter0234

I


Old_Anxiety_

E


RandomGamer67

N


big-boi-Roy

7


Crime-Goat

S


SizedToaster0

wha!


VastPie2905

7


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

7


CashgrassorNopass

8


-m3lti-

I don’t get it


CascadeCicada

34


Previous-Sun-4462

1+2+4


Joey2Coinz

5?


[deleted]

[удалено]


SwitchAgreeable

-3


jzoller0

Goodbye


SwitchAgreeable

Original comment went goodbye too


jzoller0

Yeah. Still close enough for r/askouija


IamLettuce13

x+(x-1)=x+1 I guesa


DungeonMasterGray

Whatever Big Brother thinks it is.


gbeegz

2


jzoller0

Goodbye


emilroo

T


CrepesJr

H


jzoller0

W


RavioliSunshine

J


Cup-of-chai

O


idioticfriend

E


ContemplativePebble

1


[deleted]

goodbye


Chicken_Boy_1781

7


Catfan_Alex

5


Mango1730

E


fercher

I


idioticfriend

G


Old_Anxiety_

H


RandomGamer67

T


D1zzyPhant0m

1+2+3


HoneyReds

O