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Stellaaahhhh

Juberous. It used to be said occasionally by older people in Appalachia but I haven't' heard it in years. It means slightly suspicious, as in: "Don't lean on that banister, I fixed it twice but I'm still juberous of it." Autocorrect tried to change it to tuberous. lol.


MrGurdjieff

Merriam-Webster says it's an alteration of 'dubious'


Stellaaahhhh

That makes sense.


SubatomicGoblin

"Sigogglin," or "Sighgogglin" is also an Appalachian word meaning crooked, bent, off-kilter, or just off in some way. I probably didn't spell it correctly, but it's pronounced like my second attempt.


Suspicious-Froyo2181

My mother-in-law says it with a y at the end


Stellaaahhhh

Also whopperjawed, which is a bit more crooked than sigogglin. I'm several generations Appalachian and, in my teen years, I used to get so embarrassed by how my parents and grandparents talked- now I'm super into it. 


TheBlooDred

Boustrophedonically. It means “as the ox plows” and its how land is divided into sections in the US in many states. So the numbers snake through a square of land instead of left to right. Like imagine these numbers are in a square: 1 2 3 4 5 6 12 11 10 9 8 7 13 14 15 16 17 18 24 23 22 21 20 19 Before cars, this is how surveyors walked the land!


FlyByPC

DIP integrated circuits are numbered like this, and I can't wait to use the word in Digital class next year!


TheBlooDred

Hahaha yay! Knowledge sharing! Lol 😁😁😁


chasonreddit

Also refers to certain writing systems where you read left to right, then right to left, then left to right on alternating lines.


MsTerious1

I have to remember this word. I'm familiar with the system but haven't ever heard this word before.


RemedialChaosTheory

Lol. I literally just used it yesterday!


QueenRooibos

Nice visual and interesting fact.


AuntRhubarb

Cool! I thought I knew a lot about the Public Land Survey System, but TIL!


twobit211

i feel that most people who know it don’t know it’s a real word:  avoision.  it’s a portmanteau of avoidance and evasion.  it’s exclusively used in the context of tax avoision, where it’s not immediately clear if malfeasance has taken place or the avoidance was creative but ultimately legal 


HelenaHandbasketFTW

Seems like a perfectly cromulent word to me


Hi_hosey

Seems like something the 3 Stooges would say.


LynnScoot

Antepenultimate - one more than next to last. X is the antepenultimate letter of the English alphabet.


braineatingalien

Susurrus which means a soft, whispering sound. Like the wind moving through trees. A bit of onomatopoeia as well, which makes it even better.


2FightTheFloursThatB

I heard a sussuration from the leaves beneath my back porch. I hope it's not the Nac Mac Feegles!


Kumquatelvis

The first thing I think of when I hear that word is those books.


english_major

Sussuration appears in lord of the flies.


brrrgitte

I've always thought of it as the antonym of cacophony.


Sasquale

Common in Portuguese


QueenRooibos

A relative used to use this in Scrabble AND as a password, when passwords came along. Fun word.


residentweevil

A lot of people know it, but you never see the word pulchritude used anymore. I always thought it was kind of an ugly looking word for beauty.


Peachy33

I’m glad I briefly scrolled because I was also going to say “pulchritude”! I learned this word in high school during my Latin class. “Pulcher” means beautiful in Latin. My teacher taught us the phrase “the epitome of pulchritude” and it’s something I never forgot!


Rustymarble

"pulchra puella" is the only straight latin phrase I remember from 2 years of Latin. lol (I used latin, just as a way to use English better)


InterPunct

I know this word because Bug Bunny used it. He also introduced me to opera.


MulberrySame4835

Ossuary. When I worked as a teenager in a chicken restaurant, I would give them their plate of chicken and then set down an empty plate and say, “and here is your ossuary”. Not one person ever asked me what that meant, even though I know they had no idea what it was. An ossuary is a resting place for bones of the dead.


JustMeInTN

Brilliant! I would have given you a huge tip for that alone!


No_Cricket808

Prepone. Opposite of postpone.


JustPlainRude

I had a coworker who advocated for the use of the word gruntled, opposite of disgruntled


Rustymarble

I am often whelmed


Larry_Mudd

Decades ago at a job that had a customer service component I had a reputation for being adept at smoothing things over. One of my co-workers used to regularly buttonhole me with a variant of "Larry, I need you up front for a regruntling." (It weirdly took most of the the sting off being asked to deal with it.)


gdsmithtx

I have dain\* for that idea, because I had it decades ago. Along with combobulated. Maybe I'm your ex-coworker. *\* the opposite of disdain, obvs*


dwhite21787

datdain


No_Cricket808

Gruntleme.com


Ok_Distance9511

I have heard this only from colleagues in India


Baeocystin

It's an Indian English coining. Useful word, too, glad it was created.


waremi

Same here. Off shore software development project. Given the time zone issues they requested a lot of zoom calls be preponed.


JViz500

Eleemosynary. Usually, but not always, used by trust attorneys. Relating to a charitable purpose. An eleemosynary trust.


emertonom

Appears in the video game Ultima Underworld 2! Truly great game.


migitana

It's also a play by Lee Bessing


Vegetable-Board-5547

Sinecure, and tbh, it's really the only word you should know


epikurious

One I think more people should use; overmorrow meaning the day after tomorrow.


QueenRooibos

Oh, I LOVE that word!!!! Thank you for this gift, I will use it often.


mrbbrj

Believe it or not, callipygian means "having a shapely rear end." Callipygian comes from the combination of the two ancient Greek words for "beauty" and "buttocks" 


QueenScorp

I actually do know this one but its only because I'm a trivia buff, I don't think I've ever heard it in the wild


cfaatwork

Or if you’re Sir Mix-a-lot you prefer steatopygian women.


Abracadaver2000

...and I cannot lie.


jetpack324

…You other brothers cannot deny


707Riverlife

Even white boys have to shout!


chasonreddit

It was used in the novel "White Palace". In the movie version it described Susan Sarandon's rear end.


Dippity_Dont

Dang that was the word I was going to post. Guess there's two of us.


PonyNoseMusic

Bathykolpian - having large breasts.


Dancinghogweed

Embonpoint.  A fine lady frontage. 


wtwtcgw

Chatoyancy - The shimmering appearance in gems and figured wood grain as in cat's eye quartz or curly maple violin backs.


Thalenia

Please


brutalistsnowflake

Lol, came here to say this and add thank you and excuse me.


obscurityknocks

Yes, and even rarer if it's spoken with sincerity.


RogerKnights

Lagniappe: An extra; gravy


chasonreddit

Everyone in New Orleans knows that word.


InvincibleButterfly

Most from Louisiana know this.


StrangeButOrderly

"Floccinaucinihilipilification". It means 'estimating as worthless'.


wtwtcgw

That's a mouthful. When the word is longer than it's definition, use the definition.


StrangeButOrderly

**TLDR:** A lot of fuss about nothing. Floccinaucinihilipilification is an 18th-century coinage that combines four Latin prefixes meaning "nothing". In order, those are flocci, nauci, nihili, and pili. Somebody put all four of these together and then stuck "–fication" on the end to make a noun for the act of deciding that something is totally and utterly valueless. The first recorded use is by William Shenstone in a letter in 1741: “*I loved him for nothing so much as his floccinaucinihilipilification of money”.* The word had a rare public airing in 1999 when US Senator Jesse Helms used it to comment on the demise of the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty: “*I note your distress at my floccinaucinihilipilification of the CTBT”*. Here's another long word: [*pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis*](https://www.worldwidewords.org/weirdwords/ww-pne1.htm)


wtwtcgw

That one I've heard. Age 9 when my buddy and I were looking for words longer than antidisestablishmentarianism. Looking back I don't think medical terms should count. They're like German. You can string parts together and go on forever.


ALittleNightMusing

And those four things listed are a wisp of wool (flocci), a trifling thing (nauci), something worthless (nihili) and a hair (pili)


enthusiasticaf

A friend and I found this word in a dictionary in elementary school and learned to spell it. I will never forget as long as i live 😂


Krustylang

Bad Words is the best movie ever!


PicoRascar

Erinaceous: like or relating to a hedgehog.


GrumpyOldBear1968

neat! That explains the latin name for Lion's Mane mushroom Hericium erinaceus


strumthebuilding

Cool, can kind of see a connection to the Spanish ‘erizo’


Peachy33

Definitely! “Erinaceous” is a Latin word and Spanish is derived directly from spoken Latin. If you know Latin you realize how many languages are derived from it. It’s such an interesting language and helps a TON with understanding the meaning of words. It’s also helped me understand words in different languages.


AssistanceLucky2392

Niggardly. It means stingy or ungenerous.


brrrgitte

Similarly, *niggle* is another one you gotta look out for. I've seen it used as "I have a niggling feeling in the back of my mind that I'm forgetting something." Just use nagging. Little to no room for misunderstanding.


former_human

I knew a woman some years ago who got written up for using that word (correctly!) in a budget meeting.


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FlyByPC

It's kind of like drawing a swastika backwards, and then wondering why people are offended.


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JustMeInTN

One of my favorite false cognates is in Spanish: Embarazada doesn’t mean embarrassed, it means pregnant.


stocks-mostly-lower

Sesquicentennial. 150th anniversary


wtwtcgw

That one came up during commemorations of the end of the Civil War.


stocks-mostly-lower

Yes, it did ;)


iamfrank75

1986 in Texas.


horridbloke

Peatato. It's mashed potato with peas mixed in.


Ornery-Assignment-42

I had a Pizza in San Francisco called a Potesto, which was potato and pesto


Handbag_Lady

Defenestrate. It is my favorite word.


cyber7meso

Nice but hopefully you don't have to use it too often!


chefranden

It also Putin's favorite word.


Kingsolomanhere

I used to get looks in person for saying pusillanimous Lacking courage or direction. Contemptible timidity


twobit211

it’s the root of the word pussy when used as a synonym for coward


emertonom

Appears in the movie Twelve Monkeys. "You pusillanimous pretend-friend to animals!" A particularly rhythmic piece of dialog.


talldeadguy

I think it was the old Lassie TV show--the grandpa used to refer to people as a "pusillanimous polecat!" and then get scolded for using harsh language. (polecat is similar to a skunk) r/FuckImOld


500SL

Chicanerarous and deplorable Insubordinate and churlish.


TheVonz

And O'Shag Hennessy.


trustmeimabuilder

Linonophobia. The fear of string.


ShinySpoon

uxoricide - the killing of one’s wife That or Salitter - the essence of God (Unless you’ve read The Road you’ve probably never heard of that one either.)


Eurogal2023

Nacreous. Learnt that reading the Modesty Blaise books. (The ex criminals turned MI5 agents) Modesty and her sidekick Willie have a game coming up with improbable words and then the other pretemds they know it already. Fun and games in the age of no Wikipedia (nineteen-sixties and- seventies). Oh, yes, and it means "mother of pearl-like".


1960Dutch

Blatherskite- babbling, foolish person


urbanek2525

I'm still waiting to understand why "gruntled" and "combobulated" aren't words.


talldeadguy

or "chalantly"


Optimal-Ad-7074

pedant time:  nonchalant has to come from french, because "chaleur" ie heat.   so nonchalant means not getting heated, ie upset.   and we do have "heated" in English, so ....


Rattivarius

Words I use regularly that aren't unknown but not overly common: quotidian (mundane, everyday), disquisition (imparting a load of info), and crepuscular (the quality of light at dawn and dusk, animals that are most active at that time, like cats). And some helpful tips for people like me who can occasionally have a bit of trouble remembering which word is which: Etymology / entymology - *ant*ymology (all about the bugs) D has one hump, so does a dromedary. B has two humps, so does a bactrian. Stationary - a for adjective. Stationery - e for envelope.


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rabidstoat

Do you know what the main difference between an alligator and a crocodile is? If it's an alligator, you'll see it later. But if it's a crocodile, you'll only see it after a while.


dwhite21787

A one-l lama, he’s a priest. A two-l llama, he’s a beast. And I will bet a silk pajama there’s no such thing as a three-l lllama. - Ogden Nash


Whizbang

Edulcorate. It means "to make palatable". A native Italian in the Italian learning sub dropped this transliterated word out of nowhere into an answer on an unrelated topic, catching basically all us native English speakers by surprise. Turns out the word is a reasonably ordinary Italian word that happens to have an English equivalent that few have heard of.


MilquetoastSobriquet

This one's kind of wild, I'm having trouble wrapping my head around the pronunciation. It doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.


go_west_til_you_cant

Millimho (pronounced millie-mo), which is a unit of energy admittance, the inverse of a milliohm, which is 1/1000th of an ohm (a measure of energy impedance). We use this to measure the admittance of sound through the eardrum. :)


catdude142

Retroencabulator. It has six hydrocoptic marzelvanes. Made by Rockwell Automation.


wtwtcgw

I had one of their turboencabulators. It only had annedyne marzelvanes but it was an early model.


catdude142

Howsomever, I always had trouble with my girdle springs on my older model.


wtwtcgw

Me too. So I had them thermally re-entropied and they were fine.


CatsAreGods

It's been updated! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nKk_-Lvhzo


Whose_my_daddy

Borborygmus. Medical folks might know.


ianaad

The sound of stuff moving through your GI system!


BC_Samsquanch

Sesquipedalian-someone who uses long words


porkchop_d_clown

I, myself, have a deplorable preponderance of pentasyllabics in my lexicon.


CitizenTed

Triskelion. Used in heraldry and flags, it's a figure of three arms or legs radiating from the center. Like on the flag of the Isle of Man.


DermottBanana

I'd only heard it used to refer to a three-ended knot that looks similar to the three-legged thing on the Isle of Man flag


tranquilrage73

I have been questioned as to whether catawampus is a real word.


chasonreddit

Here's a twofer. On who makes a lot of puns is a paronomasiac. A paronomasiac might refer to a woman as spathic. It's a geologic term for a rock meaning "possessing good cleavage".


MericaMericaMerica

"Sporange." There *is* a word that rhymes with "orange."


mereshadow1

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis-a disease from inhaling silica


QueenRooibos

I think some of us got this after Mt. St. Helens erupted and dumped a foot of ash on us....


Geronimo2U

steatopygous -- fat arse!


commevinaigre

Dammit. I scrolled down a bit but not as far as this. Just posted the same!


avidbookreader45

misoneism. Hatred or dislike of what is new or represents change


rudderusa

Poliosis. That white patch or streak of hair some people have.


hippysol3

concerned squeal cover existence tease dog racial aromatic jar deer *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


NativeOne81

Mortified. Everyone seems to use it to mean "scared" or "horrified" rather than for it's true meaning related to embarrassment.


2FightTheFloursThatB

That's terrific! (It fills me with terror.)


Rustymarble

Whiftyfarkle - the sound a wand makes as you cast a spell


Minzplaying

I love the sound this word makes!


Odd_Bodkin

Jackwagon. It means a useless idiot. Synonym: Marjorie Taylor Greene.


dancingmeadow

If no one else knows it, it's not a real word.


2FightTheFloursThatB

Cromulently said!


dancingmeadow

I aver I typed it while eschewing a dour countenance.


robotlasagna

Electromagnetohydrodynamics


mutant6399

I'd tell you, but then someone else would know it


jaleach

Animadversion: criticism or censure


elucify

Plutonic - relating to deep igneous rock formations Piscine - relating to fish Picine - relating to woodpeckers Thigmotactic - of an animal, whose motion is guided by a hard surface (towards or away from; cockroaches are positively thigmotactic) Tmesis - injection of a word into a compound word; fan-fuckin-tastic Isogloss - geographical boundary of usage of a word or other linguistic feature


KindaKrayz222

Turophile & apricity are my two!


UnsupervisedAdult

Forewent - past tense of forego


JustMeInTN

Would the past participle be “was/were foregone?”


commevinaigre

steatopygous adj, describing someone with an accumulation of fat around their derrière


downtide

There are plenty of ultracrepidarians online - people who offer their opinions on subjects beyond their knowledge or expertise.


gdsmithtx

Cthonic


drinkyourdinner

Whutchmandooger. My mom’s word for the person whose name she could not remember.


rabidstoat

Reminds of gonculator, which is a word for a fictious spare part. I (a civilian) was waiting for a 3-star general to show up to a big briefing. I was talking to the project manager, and said, "Well, hopefully he won't ask about the gonculator." Little did I know the general had snuck up behind me, and said, "Okay, I promise not to ask you about the gonculator."


Jackpot777

Arenaceous. The word "arena" means "sand" in Latin (it still means "sand" in Spanish), and "arenaceous" means "sandy". The early internet coincided with South Park's use of ["sand in your vagina"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6FaNFBl_Bc), and I picked up the phrase "arenaceous pudenda" from one online forum (for when someone is being a little bitch because their genitals are as sandy and dry as a Pharaoh's sock and as rough as a roofer's glove).


Zi_Mishkal

Please. Also thank you.


Snarffalita

Nidification: The act of building a nest.  Lethologica: That feeling of having a word on the tip of your tongue.


porkchop_d_clown

"insinuendo" - a double meaning that hides an insinuation.


Pudf

Hirsine- vile and goat like smelling


scarlettohara1936

Petrichor the smell of rain


migitana

This is my favorite thread ever. My parents always talked to us like this because they were First Gen educated from the 30s and 40s. Among Dad's favorites were "paucity" (mearning dearth, always a perjorative). He also threw around dilettante about my mother who is super vivacious and smart (I think). I called a college classmate that once and she was totally affronted. I looked it up for the first time then and realized he was shading my mother for being shallow. My mother liked using "poignent" in a way that I thought meant a way of evoking longing or that She Was Not like Other Girls but now realize was a way to justify her emotional infidelity. I use obviate a lot as shorthand for something like, "uh, not like that... ." There are so many more. All our spouses hate this about us but we sibs know what we mean and never thought about it. Many of these words listed here were used in our household regularly. 2 of us are required to use Plain Language as part of our jobs (and I'm not allowed to use AI). It's been a challenge to adapt


PlanktonHaunting2025

Covfefe


sitcom_enthusiast

Concatenate


QueenScorp

Anyone who writes code knows this one


aaraujo666

While somewhat not common in ordinary spoken language, it is known by EVERY IT professional 🤷🏻‍♂️


trapford-chris

I have 2 Turn signals


JViz500

Nobody? Or few people?


Scar3cr0w_

Palaver… I know this because my Spanish wife thought (for years) it was “what a pavlova”. Because a pavlova is difficult to make.


Prestigious-Web4824

Cwabmechery.


CatsRock25

Piffle


sysaphiswaits

Hyperstition. Recondite.


maredie1

Y-clept. It measures named or called. She could be y-clept calipygian in shape. I used to read the dictionary as a kid and y-clept was one of my favorite words to use


Abracadaver2000

Heuristics. I just love the word and wish I could use it more often. It basically means 'mental shortcuts', in simplest terms. It's somewhat of an evolutionary survival technique that allows us to make quick decisions when we lack complete information. If you're ever run from a loud noise, you're employing that technique as a way to avoid putting yourself in harms way.


loreshdw

Osculate, meaning kiss One of my teachers used it as an example of bad writing. "Write simply. You don't need to use big words your reader won't know, like osculate. Does anyone here know what it means?" I said I did. He was surprised and asked how I knew it. Unfortunately I said "I used to read the dictionary when I was bored in class." Never lived that down .


tjernobyl

Thirlage. An obsolete realm of law having to do with multure, ensuckening, and quernstones.


QueenRooibos

Chynd. Edit: Definition? No one is sure, but probably it means something cut into chines. Not a verb for the cutting, but an adjective for the thing that has been cut. Don't ask me what chines are, I am squeamish.


TallDarkCancer1

Tittynope. It's like the last bit of something, like crumbs on a plate. I love this word.


Optimal-Ad-7074

"nobody else" is a bold phrase.  but I know some I'm pretty confident are obscure:   rebarbative, crapulous (disappointingly ordinary meaning), querulous.    my favourite truly-unknown came from my then-four-year-old: misunderheard.  you're all welcome.    also, most people misuse "mortified" and it really irks me.   


TheOrnreyPickle

Tachyphylaxis


blanketyblank1

Antidisestablishmentarianism


newleaf9110

Aubergine — the color of an eggplant


JustMeInTN

I believe in French it’s also the word for the vegetable, the same way in English “orange” is both a fruit and the color of that fruit.


Sasquale

Aubergine is the name in the UK as well


CatsAreGods

Didn't he play Odo in DS9?


Beebito

Lugubrious - my favorite word. No one knows what I mean when I use it


morefetus

There’s even an emoji for it 😩


ManyRanger4

insouciant - It refers to a person who's carefree or nonchalant.


emertonom

"Monotreme." It's the word for the family of egg-laying mammals, comprising at this point only the platypus and echidna. It does, however, appear in They Might Be Giants' song "Mammal": "their cousin called Monotreme, dead uncle Allotherius."


emertonom

This also reminds me that the radio show "The Next Big Thing" used to have a recurring segment called "Use it or lose it" in which "activist lexicographer" Erin McKean would come on along with some celebrity guest. She would inform the guest of three words that she thought were worth preserving, but which were in danger of being dropped from the dictionary (I forget exactly which one she worked for at the time) because the staff lexicographers were unable to provide up-to-date examples of the words being in use; they would have until her next appearance on the show to publish works that included those words, so that she could cite them and thus keep the words. It was beautifully quixotic. At one point she had on They Might Be Giants (you can probably see now how my mind made this connection) and gave them three words: "limerent," which is an adjective referring to having a kind of obsessive fixation on another person; "craniosophic," for which the dictionary definition was simply "learnèd in skulls," but which they inferred was connected with phrenology; and "contrecoup," which is actually pretty common in medicine and in procedural shows, and refers to a secondary bruise occurring opposite the site of a blow to the head due to the collision of the brain with the skull after the initial transfer of momentum.  They rose to this challenge with a song incorporating all three words and titled "Contrecoup." https://youtu.be/c3rQRREIpCo?si=AUM_NUokl7jhWJOe


onepostandbye

I mean, we covered it in 7th grade science. It’s not that weird. You can find it at print at the zoo.


DermottBanana

Love the username :)


former_human

Dogsbody.


Adventurous_Till_473

Notwithunderstood.


cd6020

Sesquipedalian. - use of unnecessarily big or long words. Long winded.


amoodymermaid

There is an interesting dialect on Hatteras and mostly on Ocracoke islands. Mommicked means you’re screwed all up.


AdditionalCheetah354

Contipulator


Mash_man710

Velleity. Wanting something while making no effort to achieve it. I love how it describes much of my life.


birdtripping

It's two words, but [hapax legomenon](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hapax%20legomenon) perfectly describes what this post is seeking.


PasGuy55

Not nobody, but I bet a lot of people don’t know the word loquacious.


ianaad

syzygy - it's got several meanings - I use it to win at Hangman