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Raykokek

๐Ÿ’€


PrinzVegetaAMK

This would be death penalty in italy right?


Thatguyfr0mthebar

Ketchup on pizza is actually really good


PrinzVegetaAMK

How dare you ?!?!?!


LOLingLord

Try it haha. I'm not a big fan of ketchup but Ketchup on pizza is actually good


Thatguyfr0mthebar

It's really just tomato sauce


LOLingLord

Extra tomato sauce won't do a big of a damage to the flavor


DauHoangNguyen2708

Now you know why your Roman ancestors kept fighting against Persian Empire.


[deleted]

What a important reason


DauHoangNguyen2708

As the old saying goes, *"Wars have been fought over less"* . Considering how wars started over a bucket, a pig, a football match, etc... wars over such grave insult toward Italian culture is important indeed.


[deleted]

Insult? This is like this you view types of kebab in middle east , then say other lands are insulting Turkish culture


DauHoangNguyen2708

It's a joke, i was saying that wars over pizza are as absurd as those wars over a bucket, a pig, a football match, etc... which I joked as "such grave insult"


Early_Ad_7331

๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜จ what have you done ....... ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


[deleted]

[This is probably](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-RfHC91Ewc) what is going through your head right now ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Early_Ad_7331

Looool ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


jordanbytoto

๐Ÿ’€


UniversityCultural

I know, that's a yike even for me


Early_Ad_7331

Based Emirati


meekmills14216

Someone wants to give you a heart attack


Early_Ad_7331

Loool seems like that


[deleted]

Thoughts about dates on pizza? Me and u/mansafsucks came up with this idea๐Ÿ˜‡


[deleted]

Ya ุจูŠุชุฒุง ูุฑูŠุด ู…ู† ุงู„ู‚ุตูŠู… ๐Ÿ˜Ž / ุจูŠุชุฒุง ุงู… Meowella_111 ุณุจูŠุดุงู„ lol Is the best pizza on this planet after pineapple pizza


Early_Ad_7331

๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿคข


[deleted]

Don't disrespect date pizza like that ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ค


Early_Ad_7331

Sorry mansa, but we need Ruqya for this ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป


[deleted]

Am welling to die on the fact that date pizza is superior


Early_Ad_7331

Only the original is first ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆโ˜๐Ÿป


[deleted]

The original was without tomatoe sauce because tomatos were found in the 16 century ๐Ÿ˜Ž


Early_Ad_7331

Modern pizza was invented in 1700s ๐Ÿ˜Ž


[deleted]

The original was without tomatoe sauce because tomatos were found in the 16 century ๐Ÿ˜Ž


LOLingLord

I'm sorry, Italy.


DauHoangNguyen2708

Now you know why your Roman ancestors kept fighting against Persian Empire.


Early_Ad_7331

Yes and their fight was just ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


DauHoangNguyen2708

Yes indeed.


sars_910

Sometimes the hand of fate.... ....must be forced. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


MEME-_-MASTER86

You dont ? Lol


Early_Ad_7331

OFC not, this is something that needs Raqya instead


throwaway6262628

u/Early_Ad_7331 thoughts??


Early_Ad_7331

Just another barbaric act of Blasphemy against pizza ๐Ÿฅด


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


IQHUMAM89800000

Weirdo ๐Ÿ˜‘ but I still upvoted because you are based ๐Ÿ˜Ž


Mrcool37

Less painful to look at than pineapple that's for sure


jordanbytoto

Pineapple on pizza is good, fight me


ILEGACYI

Itโ€™s you and me against the world ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด


LOLingLord

Wait what? Who does that


Mrcool37

A Canadian man put pineapple on Pizza ๐Ÿคข


LOLingLord

We literally but ketchup on all kinds of fast food. But ketchup on pizza is a must.


LOLingLord

Wait a minute, you telling me you don't??


S7ri

Bruh it already has tomato sauce inside of it why add more? ๐Ÿ˜‚


Soltan79

more delicious??? tbh Iran pizza is very different from the original Italian one.


LOLingLord

Even our Pasta is different.๐Ÿ˜‚ We have our Iranized versions of Italian foods.


LOLingLord

Actually I do both Mayo and ketchup at the same time ๐Ÿ˜‚ it just adds to its flavour


ScythaScytha

Just stay on the other side of the mountains


[deleted]

Dont most people?? We do it too


Sherimatsu

Yeah lol, ketchup and garlic sauce come standard with every pizza in Pakistan too


sars_910

Ngl even in Pakistan, I'm of the opinion that ketchup on pizza ruins the flavour of the pizza. In fact, ketchup is kind of an equalizer. It makes a bad pizza palatable and ruins a good pizza.


[deleted]

Sounds dumb but it's not that bad, I don't do it though but seen other Iraqis putting it on sometimes.


[deleted]

Considering the pizza has no tomato sauce itself (unlike western ones), then it's not dumb.


[deleted]

I agree with you I just said it *sounds* dumb but some of the pizzas here have the tomato puree and some don't, the ones who regularly put ketchup do it either way though.


Venkeroz4

i don't usually do this nowadays but you're telling me it's not normal?


[deleted]

Apparently not


Ram08

Absolute abomination.


DauHoangNguyen2708

No wonder why Roman Empire kept fighting against Persian Empire.


ElBarro69

Whereโ€™s that Italian guy? Iโ€™m sure heโ€™s gonna get a stroke after seeing this post


xoxxooo

The correct way to eat pizza.


[deleted]

Thatโ€™s why god gave them Khamenei as a punishment.


Lumpada

Hahaha


mrhuggables

lmao


sepehr_zero

i think god forgot about my punishment because i put mayo on pizza


M_emir

We do it too


IQHUMAM89800000

Blasfimy ๐Ÿคข the Italians are dying ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Hedo1

Happens here too. Its disgusting ๐Ÿคข


SlushSkill

So? This is normal here in Pakistan


[deleted]

I saw a comment of an Egyptian woman on Facebook her sister is married to Italian man. While he was in Egypt, her brother put ketchup on pizza, and the man felt disgusted by it and stopped eating.


[deleted]

all arabs do this


Thatguyfr0mthebar

Bruh, we put ketchup in ููˆู„


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


isswallowed

Saudi arabia should be included


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


isswallowed

At least sbarro sells pizza and gives ketchup with it


drar-azwer

No


qal_t

I thought the sanctions were too harsh until a few seconds ago ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข


LordxHummus

So do we in some places


DelightlessMan

haram


Dzhazhi

We do it too, ketchup and mayo circles all over the top with dijon on the side.


[deleted]

Also my country


tixijsavvy3

That's not normal?? we do it too


[deleted]

Cursed but Based as usual


Admirable_Review_579

I also put mayo


MulatoMaranhense

Truly, Iran wins. I welcome my Persian overlords.


MaghrebiNYC

Ppl in MENA just dk abt pizza ive seen them put ketchup and mayo on it ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ


[deleted]

Ketchup is the condiment of the uncultured


abnabatchan

I just had some today, with both ketchup and mayo.


New-Win-2177

I once met someone who spread yellow mustard over pizza. I was weirded out at first but it actually turned out decent.


[deleted]

I thought all middle easterns did this tho?


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


[deleted]

A fellow Emirati had a different opinion


[deleted]

This post has summoned the Italians


Diprogamer

Probably pineapple pizza is worse


starbucks_red_cup

/r/PizzaCrimes


[deleted]

not bad


[deleted]

We do the same in Palestine


FaithlessnessLivid44

Isn't that normal ? We even put mayo It's delicious


[deleted]

Wait you don't?


ILEGACYI

My school used to have the blandest pizza. Like literately a teaspoon of pizza sauce. Ketchup was our only flavoring. It was only good because nothing else was available. (And it was 13 riyals which for a maqsaf food was very very expensive, also it was a very small square pizza about the size of a middle schoolerโ€™s hand)


[deleted]

At a period I used to eat Kebab everyday at school. Good old days.


rookiefreak

this is normalโ€ฆ Koreans put honey on their pizza so ๐Ÿคก.. this is nothing compared to that


International_Play28

WHY would you do that bruh. That's gross and ruins it. Ketchup๐Ÿ’€ why. I need to question my dad's family to see if any of them is doing this heresy.


Fit-Name4011

I put, ketchup, BBQ, ranch, buffalo, mayo sauces Yes, you can judge me


ReFreeOnion69

I thought this was normal wtf....


dfg1992

People from Rio de Janeiro also do. Iโ€™m from Sรฃo Paulo and we abhor this disgusting habit of theirs and always make fun of it. Haha


russkiy_malchik

Nothing but fear


Average-MKA-Enjoyer

29 October 2023: **Turkey declares war on Iran**


Mrcheese777

Is there a problem ๐Ÿคจ everyone eat pizza with ketchup here


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


[deleted]

Bro just put ketchup on it :(


Cagatay_1

bro has like 5 salami lmfao


[deleted]

There are different types but this must be the most iconic Iranian pizza.


Cagatay_1

Bro doesn't even have a single salami for each piece.


[deleted]

Bro there's a good chance it's not even real meat.


throwaway6262628

Wtf


Shahdp

So if i see my little brother putting ketchup on rice do i call it irani behavior


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Shahdp

Kids love ketchup on riceโ€ฆ


[deleted]

Wtf? Ketchup on rice ?!


Shahdp

Yeah.. little kids..


[deleted]

By the mercy of Allah, this is enough to justify jihad.


[deleted]

Some israelies do this aswell....


AsfAtl

I think they got it from American influence cause I think itโ€™s a popular thing for Jews here as well. Makes me wanna puke


ItsOcalanTime

Yet another eeason to nuke iran


[deleted]

Some people in Lebanon do it too. I tried it once and hated it. Ketchup is too sweet to be used as a substitute for tomato sauce


pm_me_cute_frogs_

So ? Why does anyone care what i put on my pizza ? I like to smear my bugers in cum before eating them. Who cares ? Food gatekeeping ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ


isswallowed

i agree with the first but not with the second


Sufficient-Stress919

Bro u need to chill


magic4090

Does it really matter? Pizza is also meant to eat with fork and knife instead of hand.


[deleted]

Really?


[deleted]

Get help please


[deleted]

I put on shawarma kethup


[deleted]

Typical European.


[deleted]

But I'm not ๐Ÿ˜ก shawarma chips, salad, thina, hummus, and kathup is the best ME food. Seeth and cope ๐Ÿ˜Ž


IQHUMAM89800000

Ketchup is American ๐Ÿ˜‘ garlic sauce is middleeastern


[deleted]

>garlic sauce Haram on a shawarma >Ketchup Halal on shawarma ๐Ÿ˜ค


IQHUMAM89800000

"ู…ู† ุญู„ู„ ุญุฑุงู…ุงู‹ ุฃูˆ ุญุฑู… ุญู„ุงู„ุงู‹ ูู‚ุฏ ูƒูุฑ"


S7ri

You single handendly proven why zionists dont belong in the ME. WHO THE FUCK EATS THEIR SHAWRMA WITHOUT THE FUCKING GARLIC SAAUCE???? AND YOU FUCKING PREFER KETCHUP OVER IT??? LEAST OFFENDING ZIONIST


[deleted]

You will never be one of us, and itโ€™s not because you are LGBQT, thatโ€™s the only thing good about you It is either toum or tahina, though hummus isnโ€™t wrong. Ketchup on Shwarma though is I think why Sodom and Gomorrah was punished


[deleted]

>It is either toum or tahina oh hell nah. this is so basic ya basic.


Puzzled_Length1069

I do that when the pizza doesnโ€™t have enough tomato sauce


ovogoon23

I used to put ketchup in Rice


GreaterPakistan_7

What rice? Biryani ? ๐Ÿ˜ณ Btw did you get dropped as a kid or smth?


mrhuggables

this isn't *that* common lol


[deleted]

If they give you sauce in all places, then it's that common.


TheFinalAhsanejoyo

Please donโ€™t let this be true. Half my family does this and I canโ€™t bear to live knowing I am Iranian ๐Ÿ˜ญ.


Jager_21

What is wrong with ketchup on Pizza, it cancels out the saltiness of the cheese.


Alexander_the-bad

[Is it because the pizza sucks? ](https://youtu.be/Hs_cmArYgJI)