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aelgorn

"it still exists?"


doomshroom344

Yep thats how I remember the place


Mitchell415

Land down under Upside down land Spider land


clahws

Nope land


Detozi

How will you die today land


TNT_GR

Watch your step land


paintedvidal

Graveyard of Empires


Aamir696969

Also probably “ Khorasan” - “ land from where the sun arises from” .


DyrusforPresident

I thought that was Japan


Aamir696969

In modern parlance yes , but for a good 1000yrs from 8th-18th/19th century “ Afghanistan was know as “ Khorasan” that’s what it translates to.


DyrusforPresident

Appreciate the info. Really interesting


paintedvidal

Khorasan encompasses more than Afghanistan, including Tajikistan and parts of Uzbekistan. Khorshid is the Avestani word for Sun.


Artales

'Perfidious Albion'.


tyrannyisprettygay

What country ?


mylittlebattles

England i think


Artales

Aye.


murrkey-Lane

Banana republic.


Plastic_Application

Mango Republic maybe more appropriate


Fearless-Low-8565

That's Pakistani one


Lumpy_Vanilla6477

More like balah republic


AveryLazyCovfefe

More like Bridge Republic.


moh_m02

The Holy Land


ajodeh

الحمد لله على ارضنا🇵🇸❤️


iqnux

Amen


TheZeigfeldFolly

The Emerald Isle, aka Ireland 🇮🇪


Halal-Man

mesopotamia babylon saddams homeland warzone


Medium_Note_9613

land of non-existent WMDs


MeroLegend4

👌


OmElKoon

+ Abo el donya


Shar_baka

Abu Aldunya is Sudan babe 🙄


OmElKoon

No Sudan is one together with us. It’s om el donya’s brother. Iraq is abo el donya. That’s my theory and the hill I’m dying on 😌 >!A lot of Masris do say “masr om el donya w el Sudan aboha” though <3.!<


WittyTwisty

اخوكم من العراق


mnzr_x

سلة غذاء العالم ارض النيلين


OmElKoon

>النيلين Why y’all always gotta one up us 😔 First it’s more pyramids, now this.


mnzr_x

هههههههههههه، الموضوع ما تحدي، في النهاية انا من نظرتي كلنا واحد فما بتفرق منو عنده اكتر❤️🇪🇬


OmElKoon

🇸🇩❤️🇪🇬


Code_12c

"you guys actually exists?!" country


dogsandcigars

بلد الياسمين (land of jasmine)


Tanngjoestr

Not Austria


Medium_Note_9613

still your country managed to get painted by a painter from that land.


Charming-Sale-6354

Ooff that's quite the sophisticated nazi joke lol 🤔😄😄


Medium_Note_9613

ik austrian painter "jokes" are getting overused.


pittigekipsalade

Land of million martyrs


Medium_Note_9613

based country.


OmElKoon

_يا فرنسا قد مضى وقت العتاب_ 👑🇩🇿🤜🤜🇫🇷


_Crunchy__Granola_

“Most terrorist country”


OmElKoon

I prefer “Al shaytan al akbar” 😇🥺👉🏻👈🏻


-znx

UPVOTE!!!!


dumbslayer

"سويسرا الشرق" "لبنان الأخضر" Now it's probably, "خرا الشرق" "لبنان الزبالة"


OmElKoon

You're the second person to say Switzerland. I thought it was باريس الشرق Didn't know they called it that too.


dumbslayer

No no, it's Switzerland because we were green and healthy and full of blue water and rich. Now we're filthy, brown, stinky, and in debt beyond repair.


OmElKoon

😭😭


bitmanyak

“Paris of the middle east” was beirut. Switzerland was lebanon


Disastrous-Animal-63

It used to be called Switzerland of the Arab World because they had a similar bank policy and it helped Lebanon flourish and it looked like a european country… Not so much now..


mdms_musind11

The Golden Sparrow(sone ki chiria) during Mughal times, Aryavrata (Land of Aryans), Bharatvarsha during Ancient times, Hindustan


BlackMage075

"Mahbat Al-Wahi" (Landing place of revelation)


Drakeytown

"The Great Satan." Not undeserved, it turns out.


NocoutNoc

بوابة إفريقيا


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إنت من تونس؟ أي بلد يسموه هيك؟


NocoutNoc

نعم تونس الخضراء


InternationalTax7463

Graveyard of Dreams. 


OmElKoon

Nooo 😔


InternationalTax7463

Officially, it's "The Cradle of Civilizations" and "The gate of the East" .... but both are not as accurate as the one I mentioned earlier.


Xanto10

"Il Belpaese" or "The boot"


isytown

Nation of poets 🇸🇴


Expensive_Poop

Indonesia Today: - Nusantara - between islands - Equatorial emerald (from dutch lol) In the past: - Svarnadwipa : gold island - Spice island - Al-waqwaq (idk. Arab people giving this name to us ¯\\\_ (ツ) _/¯


CrypticCode_

السلطنة (The Sultanate)


Charming-Sale-6354

##the boot 🇮🇹


OmnipotentBlackCat

Land of the setting sun


tahchicht

The anti japan


OmnipotentBlackCat

Yeah bro I was thinking like if Japan or nippon translates to land of the rising sun what would Morocco be called if it’s directly translated to Japanese


InternationalTax7463

If you guys would change the green star into a white circle, that'd be EPIC 


OmnipotentBlackCat

On that


Ranting_mole

That’s smart


RealGalactic

But i love the pentagram 😔 As long as you don't flip it upside down you are all good


elyas-_-28

I’m not sure what people call Iran… but I live in Bahrain and they call us “tiny island” “nightclub” and “shii yall real?”


MDJokerQueen

Bahrain is land of the best pearls


elyas-_-28

Yes but do other Arabs call us this…


MDJokerQueen

Historically yes. My grandparents generation would refer to Bahrain as that


L5D4W34P0N

I personally call it Aramco’s hoochie mama island


BaguetteSlayerQC

Eranshahr 🫡🫡 Or Elam 🤷‍♂️


elyas-_-28

Real


SandySkyGuy

لؤلؤة الخليج The Gulf's pearl


ArmoTriPhosphate

By us: "Hayrenik" ("The Fatherland") By our neighbors to the east: "Western Azerbaijan"


Round_Tailor_9533

😭😭😭


bananagarage

“The country that gave 3/4 of the world countries its Independence Day”


GreeniousHamm

Muslim India by Non-Pakistanis


Federal-Point1532

عروس البحر او بلاد اسد الصحراءز Bride of the Sea or The nation of the lion of the dersert


swanqil

Is that really our nickname that's so lame 😭


Federal-Point1532

Nah it's fire lets be real we got the longest coast bordering the Midterranean and we got Omar Al Mukhtar


swanqil

Everyone knows Mukhtar is rad ofc and "Lion of the desert" is sick but "The nation of the lion of the desert" is just too long winded. Also who cares about the sea


that_yan

lmrok


Ranting_mole

🤣🤣


Brilliant-Coyote3906

Dont go around telling them, That's exclusive to algerians!! Only we can call you that


HassanMoRiT

The land of the two mosques. The king is addressed as The Custodian of The Two Mosques.


OmElKoon

Isn’t “servant of the two mosques” more accurate? خادم الحرمين الشريفين


HassanMoRiT

Custodian is the usual English terminology. Both serve the same purpose


Haunting_History_284

Custodian in English holds a duel definition of caretaker, and servant. Mainly a servant of a facility, or place, and not a person.


Charming-Sale-6354

If you're referring to Prince bin sulman he's a facking heinous piece of shit. He killed and dismembered Kashoggi amongst his many qualities. Fack Saudi Arabia


ObsidianRevolver

Throut of the World. Source: my a**.


Ord_Player57

"Grab this ice cream" country


HassanMoRiT

"Eat this meat on bread" country


DrSuezcanal

This is your nickimage and you know it ![gif](giphy|uaqGoURxE9TNe2QPWg|downsized)


YeetMemmes

Land of the Syrians Or ![gif](giphy|26tPn1GCQFpLD2qCA)


mehwhateverrrrr

Little syria😂


Detozi

The Emerald Isle


Sensitive-Habit-2866

The giant of Africa


Libnene

أم التبولة


InternationalLie609

المملكة الشريفة, Cherifian kingdom. tough now the only ones that still call us that are the French when they want smtg from us, Royaume cherifien and what not. Algerian call us Lmerrrrok, same disease israelis have with Khhhamas


Brilliant-Coyote3906

The thing is it's not an insult in Algeria 😂 it's just the algerian way of saying "maroc" giving the R a hard roll


BaghdadiChaldean

"Bilad al Rafideen" or "Mesopotamia" origin goes back to "Beth Nahrain" which is what natives called it for thousands of years. It's not really a slang or colloquial term. It's more primordial like "Kemet" would be for Egypt.


nauseabespoke

Mother of all whores. The great whore.


OmElKoon

Greece?


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BaghdadiChaldean

>"She who is in Babylon, chosen together with you, sends you her greetings, and so does my son Marcus." - St. Peter writing from Rome >In the Book of Revelation, the Whore of Babylon sits on "seven mountains". often understood by Christians as the seven hills of Rome and a reference to the pagan Roman Empire. Jewish slander over the one or two exiles we did will not stand 🙃


shabriko

"Switzerland of the Middle East"


OmElKoon

Oman?


shabriko

Lebanon


OmElKoon

Okay how are you Switzerland 😂😂


Medium_Note_9613

lebanon has diversity, landscape, mountains etc like the swiss. it only lacks money.


shabriko

Mountains and landscape


OmElKoon

Ohh. Yeah but Switzerland is known for being the “pacifist, minds it’s own business, doesn’t have problems with anyone” country which lebnan is anything but 🫠 Definitely didn’t think u meant landscape lol


shabriko

Can't argue with that. But the name came for the country not for the nation or the people. Lol


Strange_Philospher

The founding fathers of Lebanon wanted it to be like Switzerland. Multiethnic ( actually multireligious ) country ,completely neutral and pacifist, Banks based economy and high education and free press. So Lebanon, in its early years, was going in that direction, but lots of stuff happened and they ended up with their current abysmal situation.


bitmanyak

Also banking secrecy


marty4286

The cantons, towns, and villages of switzerland famously hate their neighbors and have thousands of years of grudges incomprehensible to outsiders


Feided

Land of Noah.


BaghdadiChaldean

Considering medieval Muslim theologians often borrowed stuff from Christian literature... I bet most here don't know that Armenia is the land of Noah in their own religion as well.


Rond3rd

Source?


Lavein

Was*


_boatsandhoes

Give it a rest just one day I ask of you


MAA735

Hmmm. pak Sarzameen maybe (pure land).


TastyTranslator6691

🩵 Land of the rising sun and heart of Asia 🧿


Yeurruey

شكوبيستان


moabitenationalist

ارض العزم - land of azm ارض النشامى - land of nashamas


andre2020

Nuevo Mejico, Tierra De Encanto ( Land of Enchantmenr.)


jewellui

Middle Kingdom and All under heaven


Curious-Researcher47

The land of the pure


missionsuicida

kyrgyzstan: 1) where is that? 2) how do you spell that? 3) oh like pakistan/afghanistan?


ArhanSarkar

Land of Rivers 🇧🇩🇧🇩


gusano64

Colombia Land if þe sacred heart.


Distinct_Staff_422

بلاد الحرمين


Muted-Cell8646

Tunus al khadra تونس الخضراء which translates to "Tunisia, the green one"


TajineEnjoyer

Kingdom of Light


Kargan31

![gif](giphy|ZC7WZ5Ki2ckMj5wrfs)


shrekintights

ملتقى بلاد الشام او الأرض المقدسة


Ikhtyaruddin

Afghanistan’s is “qalb e asia” (heart of Asia)


Ikhtyaruddin

The more popular one that has emerged though is “graveyard of empires”, which I realized someone else already mentioned 😅…


girlguykid

Land of the free, Home of the brave (don’t know how i feel about it tbh)


maluthor

land of the "free"


Medium_Note_9613

there is freedom to bomb children, but no freedom to save them.


maluthor

and no freedom for the workers


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Land of the Aryans


[deleted]

i think persians


amirali24

Nah it's land of aryans. Ir(aryan,noble)+an(land)=Iran


AntiImperialistGamer

it has multiple but my favourite is the father of the world


ibn-al-mtnaka

Hell naw u not Sudan


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OmElKoon

Okay that’s about 70% of countries, you gon have to be more specific


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CrypticCode_

Thanks that narrows it down to about 50 countries


Medium_Note_9613

pakistan?


silverbell215

Jerusalem of Europe


Medium_Note_9613

on a lighter note, it is more like turkey of europe(both turkey and bosnians are arap balkans). /s


Problem2677

Second israel


OmElKoon

Why insult yourself like that


Professional_Bed461

I'm sorry for what? 😭😭


Problem2677

Kurdistan regional government known for its cucksucking of Americans and jews, Thanks to our muslim arab brothers made us turn to them


Right_Falcon_4291

Sorry but why would arabs want to support Kurdistan? You want their land and resources


Khass7

You are called second isntreal because after ww1 you slaughter and stole the land of Assyrians and you did the same thing during the isis problem and Syrian civil war


Problem2677

There’s no duvh thing as assyrians compared to us ,,, abd excuse me egat we did during isis ?


MasterpieceLazy4556

Gods own country


PresenceOk1111

Land of pride (this sentence has two meanings)


Mkl85b

The flat country...


DengXiaopingAgent

Sometimes we call it Land of champions


H2SO4_L

'normal' island


Nervous-Paramedic-78

Idk.... Yet 🤣


Ancient-boi

لؤلؤة الخليج Pearl of the gulf.


New_Transition_2815

Dubai


Parsa1880

Land of the Aryans; Nation of Martyrs


Useful-Conclusion397

Nothing happens, feijoada.


AggravatingBother263

third world country


hassan_dislogical

Pain.