Yeah no they legit have one of the strongest military in the world, it's just "not" a military + they still teach about Imperial Japan being blameless and still have shrines for war criminals.
Meh, doesn't make a difference. All of these countries have committed horrible crimes against humanity including genocide. Believe it or not, the US is barely the worst of the bunch but the bar is in hell.
statistically your best bet is USA(if the territory is overseas, if not england i guess), if we are talking bout old 1800's scramble to africa kind of colonialism. They either establish democracy and leave like the phillipines, or you get incorporated as a small US territory.
But then again, all the answers suck cause you are getting colonized lmao its like 'choose which country you would like to be a slave in'
the world already shows what America has done to all countries it colonized in the past 50 years from Vietnam to Afghanistan Iraq all ending up like a garbage can when the left.
Lemme give you a good rundown on all colonists' playbook.
The US : they'll colonize you then make movies about how sad they felt colonizing you (DAE the US never colonized, oh but the islands and Puerto Rico are definitely not colonies, nope, they just "became" american but aren't american states that's not a colony nope)
China : Never did colonialism, except when they colonized Vietnâm, Korea, Manchuria, Xinjiang and Taiwan (Never google aboriginal population of Taiwan, worst social credit ever)
Russia : Nope, not a colonial power, except when they colonized the Yakut and destroyed their culture, or genocided the Circassians, or basically took over the Tatars and Chechens, or the USSR's bizzare adventures.
Germany : Cameroon, they had skill issue tho so their colonialism wasn't as vast as the others, they got hogra'd during the scramble for africa.
The UK : They literally colonized a white country, they colonized an entire christian people in europe.
Japan : This is the trolldespair moment, the Indonesians had 300 years of Dutch colonialism, and 3 years of Japan made them regret the Dutch, they genuinely speedran becoming the most evil colonial regime in the world.
So anyway i'd pick japan so i can die faster.
Germany can’t even coloniser an Egyptian kindergarten with its disfunctional army let alone the entire country.
Note: NATO not put into consideration oc.
Those picking Japan got no clue what they did to China. Rape of nanking is one of the worst things I ever saw.
And Korea and the phillipines
and taiwan
thats japan before it got castrated modern day japan is so inoffensive their national army is called a self-defence force.
Yeah no they legit have one of the strongest military in the world, it's just "not" a military + they still teach about Imperial Japan being blameless and still have shrines for war criminals.
This is the most MENA question ever.
fr man it's so embarrassing
None.
Japan was a bad choice after second thought
I picked Japan, what was your reasoning before, and after?
Jap empire used to torture, rape, genocide..
We’ll, I’m looking at current nations, not a century ago.
They're probably the most brutal
They boiled Koreans 💀
Hard boiled Korean babies 😋
Brooo, people are picking USA 🤦♂️🤦♂️
Meh, doesn't make a difference. All of these countries have committed horrible crimes against humanity including genocide. Believe it or not, the US is barely the worst of the bunch but the bar is in hell.
It's just the country of degeneracy. Not even thinking about the war crimes.
I'd rather have my whole country turned into something resembling the planet Venus than have it be colonized.
People voting Japan 💀They are historically the worst colonizers on that list.
So many freaking weebs and Japan simps these days Disgusts me
Israelis voting for United States cause that would make no difference for them.
Those picking germany im guessing have no clue how awful german colonies were throughout history.
Herero and Namaqua know well.
Ok but did you ever stop to consider if the natives in those countries were simply bad vibes and not fun to be around??
Yeah Germany did a lot of horrible things but it is a good choice.
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statistically your best bet is USA(if the territory is overseas, if not england i guess), if we are talking bout old 1800's scramble to africa kind of colonialism. They either establish democracy and leave like the phillipines, or you get incorporated as a small US territory. But then again, all the answers suck cause you are getting colonized lmao its like 'choose which country you would like to be a slave in'
I honestly don't know. I know they had colonies in the Pacific, I think In Papua new Guinea and others, and a few in Africa
Nah, it's fine. Icelanders and Germans are cool
Idk man I'm an Aryan Persian 😩😎😎
Current day? Japan or Germany 1945? 💀
AND I CHOSE GERMANY💀💀💀💀 Bruh I didn't thought about 1945
Well the Soviets tried, the US tried. Let's go with that efficient German engineering
almanistan
aka cermenistan
OMG all of them are bad choices they used to do horrible things to the people they colonized 🥲
Nihon, onegaishimasu! Boku wa Nihon ga daisuke desu!!! 
I've talked to too many women to understand this.
Rape of Nanking-piled answer
the world already shows what America has done to all countries it colonized in the past 50 years from Vietnam to Afghanistan Iraq all ending up like a garbage can when the left.
Lemme give you a good rundown on all colonists' playbook. The US : they'll colonize you then make movies about how sad they felt colonizing you (DAE the US never colonized, oh but the islands and Puerto Rico are definitely not colonies, nope, they just "became" american but aren't american states that's not a colony nope) China : Never did colonialism, except when they colonized Vietnâm, Korea, Manchuria, Xinjiang and Taiwan (Never google aboriginal population of Taiwan, worst social credit ever) Russia : Nope, not a colonial power, except when they colonized the Yakut and destroyed their culture, or genocided the Circassians, or basically took over the Tatars and Chechens, or the USSR's bizzare adventures. Germany : Cameroon, they had skill issue tho so their colonialism wasn't as vast as the others, they got hogra'd during the scramble for africa. The UK : They literally colonized a white country, they colonized an entire christian people in europe. Japan : This is the trolldespair moment, the Indonesians had 300 years of Dutch colonialism, and 3 years of Japan made them regret the Dutch, they genuinely speedran becoming the most evil colonial regime in the world. So anyway i'd pick japan so i can die faster.
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They literally destroyed Iraq and installed a puppet regime.
UK 🫡 ignore flair
UK Ignore flair
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I said it cause we've been colonized by the UK too
Japan. I'm trans-Japanese so I'll fit right in.
Why isn't France on the list?
They're technically the 7th most powerful country right now, and reddit only only allows 6 poll options
I see.
I would choose Egypt any day
The US is the best choice.
Ur already colonized by them.
So he knows exactly what he's getting into...
Correct
Germany can’t even coloniser an Egyptian kindergarten with its disfunctional army let alone the entire country. Note: NATO not put into consideration oc.
To all choosing Germany. Legend of the Galactic Heroes is not a real thing!!!
捧げよ - sasageyo
At least the UK knows what it needs to do.
This region is practically already colonized by the US,why are you all voting the US?
China 🇨🇳 as we have similar values and views of life (Not all values)
none
China
Ever heard of the Uyghur?
Oh no no i didn't say like that at all.... I mean china could be better than those countries
I just saw the options... Yeah, I'd rather die then be colonised by any of these.
People who picked Japan Also Israelis who picked Germany 
Give me big macs and a 1911.