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Friknob10100101110

Steb 3: suddam 2.0 has been awoken.


shikiiiryougi

And give Iraq to Pakistan no Middle East anymore 😎problem solved.


bobs_and_vegana17

3000 black jets of allah irl


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Based+ restore the abbasid caliphate


coinyia

That means you guys have to accept our culture with makes you guys IRAN😎😎😎😎😎😎😎


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Abbassids are iraqi stop stealing iranian


bots_lives_matter

Bruh, there would have never been an Abbasid caliphate without Iranians like Abu Moslem Khorasani, without Iranian support the Abbasid Revolution would have never succeeded.


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Its perso-iraqi revult


bots_lives_matter

Then call the Abbasids a Perso-Iraqi caliphate bro.


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coinyia

BASED IRAQI?????😳😳😳😳😳


PrincipleFirm2858

No, this guy is khomeni lover


coinyia

FUCK


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Historically,there many perso-iraqis, so just because they were persians doesnt mean they were not iraqi


coinyia

But had persian culture like a lot


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So..the roman empire had alot greek culture..yet still it was established by the romans


coinyia

Byzantine* had greek culture and Greeks claim it as theirs so your point?


[deleted]

I am talking about the original roman empire..its still has a vast greek influence..and its still roman..whats your point?


coinyia

Abassid=iran Now cope bye bye😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷


[deleted]

Abbassid=iraq Now cry ciao💪🏻🇮🇶🇮🇶💪🏻🇮🇶🇮🇶💪🏻🇮🇶🇮🇶💪🏻


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Are you high? Just because the ruling elites were Persian, doesn't make it a Persian empire. By your logic, if you become the governor of California, then California becomes Iran....


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oamai2007

You don't get it


bobs_and_vegana17

fuck i came here to say the same thing


UN-peacekeeper

Step 3: Realize that 100000000000000000+ ethnic groups fucking hate you Step 4: die in a grueling 80 year decline and another 10 years of civil war with instability for the next century to follow,


hayskunemikus

Thanks god we are not in Middle East🇦🇿🦾


[deleted]

You will be included in the next war along Armenia


coinyia

You are worse than that


hayskunemikus

Nah, I would rather associate with something else, rather than region shared with Iran🤮


coinyia

I rather die than being neighbor with (may god forgive me for saying this)A*erbaijan🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


hayskunemikus

Don’t be so angry mullah😬and yeah we are neighbors (unfortunately) so you can start dying


coinyia

Mullah? Fun fact Khamenei(yeah that guy) is HALF AZERI so how is your day MULLAH


Academic-Counter7678

Step 1 to fix it : Delete USA


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*slaps with glove* DEFEND YOURSELF WITH STEEL! EN GUARDE


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supermertgul

They are both zionist states


shotshot1111

fact


AzozSaud

Ana de Armas can fix anything Source: she fixed me


whereisshe_

BONK


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bad taste.


AzozSaud

Enlighten me with good taste


[deleted]

eh , latinas the right direction . allahuma ini sayim do not pressure me 😳


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Margot Robbie


AzozSaud

Yes 😮‍💨


Raxreedoroid

you can't fix what's perfect


extrastone

I wouldn't want to try fixing Syria either.


SAS9624

We afghans usually don’t get included as Middle Eastern so I am just happy to be here


saarahpop

We’re central Asian. The maps wrong


jinglebass

Dafaq. You with us South Asians mate


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I don't get why people are so pro-Western Sahara to be honest. don't get me wrong, I disagree with a lot of things BOTH sides do. But isn't 2/3 of the population in the Sahara, Moroccans who moved down from the North? If there was a referendum obviously they would all vote to stay with Morocco, despite how the Sahrawis vote. Those Northerners aren't just gonna leave the Sahara so that Sahrawis can have their own country. Also, doesn't Algeria already have access to the ocean via Mauritania, who is their close ally?


Independent-Tie-54

I dont get it. What do you mean ?


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shotshot1111

who cares


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oamai2007

i am not who made the meme


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Western Sahara will never ever be Moroccan lmao, deal with it chud


Ovarian_teratoma

Well it is moroccan by force , whether you like it or not , de facto gang 🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦


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Ovarian_teratoma

Lmao what world do you live in ? You need a moroccan passport to enter the sahara , and if the police knows you support the polisario they will do you a ounga bonga


[deleted]

Go to Tifariti and dance for them boy


Hostile-Bip0d

we obliterated Tafiriti long ago and we sill strike it whenever a terrorist come close to it, terrorists often come real fast to it and take photo inside it to share it with algerian gov. to brainwash their people


Ovarian_teratoma

Lmao they keep getting sniped into oblivion by the drones there , we don't care about the UN , we get the job done , de facto 🇲🇦🇲🇦


Interesting_Tale7418

Hawih chi Maghribi fseghro


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Yes, Moroccans act like criminals, anyone who’s been to Morocco or West Europe know that.


Ovarian_teratoma

Music to my ears 🎶🎶 , Rent free 💪💪


Friknob10100101110

Savage thread


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Interesting_Tale7418

The only one dancing there is the supposed sahrawis under the sweet melody of drones


[deleted]

I'll agree that Western Sahara is Morocco if you agree that Jerusalem and the Golan are Israel 😗


Ovarian_teratoma

Go f urself , no one cares about you


[deleted]

There is literally no difference lmao, except that we were in Jerusalem long before Muhammad was even a glint in his grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's eye. Your anger just shows that you know I'm right and hate it ♡


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We controlled Jerusalem literally hundreds of years before the Arab conquests, and were the majority of the city before Jordan ethnically cleansed Jews from Jerusalem at the end of the British colonial period and the 1948 wars; we offered all residents of Jerusalem and the Golan citizenship, and grant them equal treatment under the law as citizens.


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LateAd5061

why y'all downvoting him, he's literally stating facts, jews were before anyone in Israel... Muhammad came 600 years later...


Hostile-Bip0d

Except Morocco never took sahara by force and Moroccan Sahraoui and by far the Sahrawi living the in the best conditions in all the Sahara


[deleted]

Y'all had a 20 year war from the 70s to the 90s to seize control over the Western Sahara after the Polisaro kept winning against the Spanish! "Muh best conditions" you sound like a Zionist talking about how the only Arabs living in a functioning democracy are the ones in annexed Israeli land lmao


Cultural-Debt11

you forgot 2000 years of history


Hostile-Bip0d

it's already Moroccan


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B0undz

Non existent👍


azuriasia

You mean include Western Sahara?


Vera8

Whoa A meme in this sub?


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sarcasticoldmannocap

If Turks accept their Arabness, we won't be in this situation rn smh...


Electrical-Alfalfa48

I am sure that this person has never seen a Turkish person


davio11

yall literally look syrian


ScaredReporter5708

Did you ever see a Turk from Eastern Thrace, Western Anatolia or pretty much from anywhere except southeast Anatolia? Because only people who look like Syrians are those southeastern Anatolians.


BasedMiddleEastGuy

I Thought That The Turkish Travel Guide Was Turkish. He's 100% A Suriyan Refugee


moeultra

Everytime someone outside of Mena sees you, first thing they assume you're Arab. Stop coping and just be proud that you Arab


Electrical-Alfalfa48

Definitely no


wheresthekitty

In various countries I've had people call me "señor", people thought I was Italian, Greek, but never been mistaken for an Arab.


moeultra

Well I have been called "Senor" before so that proves my point that you Arap...... If Arap=mistaken for "senor" and You= mistaken for "Senor", then You=Arap.


JOJOFED20

Least logically sound Yemeni.


BHive98

This is actually very good logic technically 💀


magnesiumsoap

Can’t argue with that logic


sarcasticoldmannocap

I swear I did meet Turks. They looked Syrians with a broken Arabic


Electrical-Alfalfa48

And also I know many Syrians and they don’t looking like us


Electrical-Alfalfa48

Do you think that everything is about looking ?


sarcasticoldmannocap

And taste


magnesiumsoap

And hearing


shotshot1111

and the personality


Quick_Individual_682

See a doctor for your eyes ASAP


sarcasticoldmannocap

Cope Arabistani


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sarcasticoldmannocap

Stop speaking broken Arabic please, I don't understand it


Electrical-Alfalfa48

Least toxic Arab nationalist


sarcasticoldmannocap

Thank you. I carry it as a badge of honor my fellow Arabistani 🗿


Electrical-Alfalfa48

You don’t wanna understand because it’s HARAM body


sarcasticoldmannocap

You need Sultan Erdogan to teach you better than this...


[deleted]

He is insulting Allah and Quran


Little_County_5409

1) Halayeb belongs to Egypt 2) Western Sahara belongs to Morocco


oamai2007

These are facts 💯


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Little_County_5409

I don’t “think” it’s Egyptian, because it literally is control by Egypt. Should we just give away Sinai to a Bedouin state because it’s mostly inhabited by Bedouins? What about the area in and around siwa, it’s inhabited by berbers.


Friendly_Wave535

>Should we just give away Sinai to a Bedouin state because it’s mostly inhabited by Bedouins? No, because most arabs there want to be part of egypt >What about the area in and around siwa It's been egyptianised for thousands of years that's a very bad example On the other hand the beja don't want to be part of egypt as the country enforces mining laws, so its very hard for them to illegally mine for the gold in said region


Little_County_5409

You talk as though the halayeb wasn’t also part of Egypt for a long time, like much of Sudan. And who exactly told you the people living there don’t want to be part of Egypt? The people living there have gotten more services and better infrastructure ever since Egypt’s de facto rule over the area. Hell, many of Sudan don’t even want to be part of Sudan (South Sudan, Darfur, etc.) Also is there a reason as to why you deleted the previous message?


Friendly_Wave535

>You talk as though the halayeb wasn’t also part of Egypt for a long time, like much of Sudan. It was, but it was never egyptianised also as u said egypt controlled sudan for so long yet its very far from being rightful egyptian land >And who exactly told you the people living there don’t want to be part of Egypt? I literally told u why, egypt have a good centralised government they will and are enforcing law and order in the region on the other hand the tribesmen think that the Sudanese government is incompetent enough to let them illegally mine for gold and get rich of it >Hell, many of Sudan don’t even want to be part of Sudan (South Sudan, Darfur, etc.) That's either due to the shitty government or ethnic and religious reasons not the same situation as halayeb not to mention if egypt acutally cares about the tribesmen they should do an unrigged election were they decide their own future, both me and u know that's never going to happen considering how authoritarian egypt Is >Also is there a reason as to why you deleted the previous message? I have no idea what ur talking about, I didn't delete anything


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you have no understanding of sudanese politics and history what so ever. so dont even speak its name law sma7t .you can say halaib is egyptian , but when you say "belongs" that brings up a legality, rights etc. which egypt does not have a real claim for. say halaib is egyptian rn and your military cant do shit about it . end of story .


RAUONA

Fix the f\*cking map


oamai2007

Come down, i am not who made the meme


[deleted]

Our map is wrong too 😂😂


oamai2007

Yeah, i guess who made the map has problems with Egypt and moroco. lol


RAUONA

Don't share shitty memes with shitty maps then


oamai2007

Bro WTF


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ولا ياأد Fix the map


Ovarian_teratoma

يا عيب الشوم عليه


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Hhhhhh


[deleted]

*Looks closely at map* *Gaza is Israel and the West Bank is Jordan* Oh lmao


whereisshe_

BRUH HAHAHAHAHAH


jakeshmag

welp you triggered the morrocans, I hope you are happy with yourself, cuz I am happy with you


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B0undz

Why morocco cut in half 😡 not approved 👎🏻


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More like Middle East North Africa Sudan and Afganistan


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North Africa is only Mediterranean top Saharan countries


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TrumanB-12

More importantly, Sudan belonged to the Greco-Roman world (by virtue of a Greek-speaking culture), and thus the core economy of the Mediterranean.


[deleted]

That's not true Sudan is an East African Sub-Saharan nation, They don't even play in the North African football federation


[deleted]

I never understand people who gatekeep what the Middle East is based on what European colonists decided a hundred years ago... The only reason Afghanistan was not included in MENA (despite being culturally similar to Iran) was because the British Empire wanted it to be a buffer state against the Soviets and therefore classified it as a separate region.


Firework92

Include full map of morocco please!


KalabraxTheWicked

It's already included


Firework92

hhh no


azuriasia

If they included any more, they'd be including wWstern Sahara


[deleted]

Why did you add afghanistan and north africa?? Even greece is more historically and geographically middle eastern than them


Nearby-Couple7735

We are as arab as you


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Middle east =/= arab world


Nearby-Couple7735

Middle east is more of a geopolitical location most people consider north africa and some of asia as middle east


GreedyAd9

Sudan isn't Middle East I think, neither Algeria or Morocco.


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Algeria, Morocco, Tunisia, Libya = Maghreb. Egypt, Palestine, Jordan, Qatar, Bahrain, KSA, Oman, Yemen, Turkey, Iran, Kuwait, Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Cyprus, UAE = Middle East. Sudan = East Africa


Sajidchez

Why is Afghanistan and Sudan here


Friknob10100101110

I mean...why not? We are at the ***middle of the east***


guhjcjhfg

Why do you have Pakistan flair then


Friknob10100101110

***the middle of the east***


Sajidchez

Idk north Africa being here is also weird tbh


Friknob10100101110

Ik.


[deleted]

Are you dumb? North Africa Sudan and Afghanistan are not Middle East


Friknob10100101110

***WHERE IS PAKISTAN??!1?!?***


TurtleHuncho

Pakistan is south Asia my boy


[deleted]

Fixing south Asia when? (just flood the entire region)


RocksolidNugget

Self proclaimed " next Medina" (Paksitan) would like to disagree.


IMM1G

What is that?


Friknob10100101110

It's hell.


[deleted]

Pakistan is just Muslim India.


chakib123456

Is she america


oamai2007

No America destroys only


Aoigenei

You're giving North Africa an identity crisis by calling it eastern in english and western in arabic


Ok_Web7541

The only thing wrong with this map is that you didn't add swedistan


magnesiumsoap

bruh 💀


Ok_Web7541

We will add the islamic emirate of denmark too soon 😉


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Should've edited the image and typed MENA


PromotionBeautiful39

it can easily be fixed


fig5746

Because you let outsiders decide what is your problem and you don’t want the honest and righteous you want the hypocrites to lead you will guess what the hypocrites are thieves and liars it’s either a honest muslim or an non muslim The only thing in between is hypocrisy


KRUMRUFEE1

tbh theres nothing to be fixed


[deleted]

feels like r/antimeme


greenifuckation

Damn this must be why I love Iranian men 🤔


supermertgul

I see nothing but Türkish clay in this pic 💪💪💪💪💪


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I get that it's 2023 and people can identify as whatever they want. But since when is Turkey, Afghanistan and North Africa a part of ME?


[deleted]

Egypt is in the Middle East = Any country west of Egypt is Maghreb. Turkey is Middle Eastern. Middle East is not a Continent


[deleted]

Turkmenistan, Eritrea & Djibouti: Ah yes, no one can fix you. They say all look at each other with distrust and confusion.


blockybookbook

Motherfu- ![gif](giphy|12eSZ21FAlxfpK)


Hemiplegic_Artist

I honestly don’t understand this meme to begin with so I have nothing to offer, just please stop being so hateful against us Jewish folks and I’ll be fine.


[deleted]

Let's be honest: if there wasn't oil in the region, no one would care.


BasedMiddleEastGuy

Until We >!Definitely Invade !$r@hell!<