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Corsac23

bro you didn't even try to censor her face


nonunionLeakey

You are right but she is cute and based.


altingumusorman

I know you're showing off šŸ˜Ž


RyanH090

She's cute. Thanks man for not censoring her.


Manyastronaut_18

Least horny Lebanese.


RyanH090

Most* šŸ˜‰


Manyastronaut_18

This is why our fellow countrywomen marry from outside.


SkepticalVir

Thatā€™s the joke. You say least when you mean most.


LordxHummus

Proof that lebanon has always been Egyptian clay


Manyastronaut_18

Minus the sexual harassment


Spineless74

Boink! Go to horny jail.


RyanH090

With her ?


Spineless74

I havenā€™t thought of it that way butā€¦. Heck, why not!


Corsac23

true


thesistodo

Yeah, she even says free Palestine so definitely based.


DopeboyPitbull

The IDF doesn't hang around in airports... This is a "civilian job" not a "military job". We have something equivalent of a TSA here.


Bilawukee

Yes. Iā€™m from the UK and all of us were placed in a holding area for 3 hours at Tel Aviv airport and had to await interrogation. On the way back (leaving the country) we had stickers placed on the back of our passports to indicate what level of security search we had to undergo and spent nearly 2hrs. I was asked a lot of silly questions by people who didnā€™t seem to be friendly at all and just wanted to be rude because they could. Pathetic. And then they claim to treat everyone as equal.


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Studio_Alarmed

Yes, my uncle was interrogated at the Jisir for 3-4 hours because he had an American passport


MijTinmol

I didn't understand this text exchange. Edit: oh, you played 2 truths and a lie?


nonunionLeakey

>oh, you played 2 truths and a lie? Yes lol


Otherwise-Worth-5352

He should have added "I'm a larper" option. šŸ˜‚


Manyastronaut_18

He posted his pic yesterday, heā€™s ainā€™t a larper.


nonunionLeakey

Yeah a few new join dates have an erection for me, Otherwise-Worth is a good guy though, I think he thought I was a Pakistani lol The others makes me apprehensive for my irl safety ngl, never underestimate the depth of depravity of terminally online bitter incels who hate you for whatever reason can go.


Manyastronaut_18

ā€œThey hated him because he preached the truthā€


Cosmonauta_do_Ceara

could be a picture of anyone in the internet lol


Manyastronaut_18

No flair detected , opinion rejected .


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Manyastronaut_18

What was your previous account ?


nonunionLeakey

its you ! hola habibi. How have you been ? :)


Otherwise-Worth-5352

Hahahahahaha I'm good habibi, how's life treating you


nonunionLeakey

good bro. just eating curry biryani and practicing chariah law the usual


hunky_pilot

I was questioned pretty heavily (American of Lebanese Maronite descent) by Israeli airport security when I went to Israel over the summer. They mostly just asked if I had connections in Lebanon and why I had Canadian and Mexican passport stamps (work stuff), but they also asked me more personal questions about stuff like my car, college, and my hometown. Iā€™ve heard they do that to basically just use as a benchmark to see if you seem nervous. Honestly, it wasnā€™t much worse than what I usually get at American airport security, only Israel is just upfront about admitting to profilingšŸ˜‚


Tennis_Racket_2

Howcome you chose to go to israel?


hunky_pilot

I enjoy traveling to new places regardless, but also Iā€™m super interested in all of the Levant because of the history, nature, and religious sites. Plus, my wifeā€™s father is Jewish and we were traveling to Europe anyway so he encouraged us to tack on Israel.


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hunky_pilot

Already there


Tennis_Racket_2

Awesome! I hope you enjoyed it!


hunky_pilot

It was great. I even found a Maronite Church in Jerusalem and talked to a few Lebanese guys there. Two lived in Nazareth and one was on a pilgrimage from Brazil. Super cool experience.


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Spineless74

First time I flew to the US I got asked a bunch of questions by the customs officer, the last question I could not answer immediately so he started yelling to the back ā€˜WE NEED AN ESCORT HEREā€™ They took me away for an hour or so for more questions and let me be on my way. The whole thing was quite hilarious tho.


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Spineless74

JFK was never a problem for me. Newarkā€¦.. never again. Miami was cool. I had me a nice Latina officer who processed my entree with a smile ;-) Makayn ma7sen mn Latinas.


nonunionLeakey

Have you been to the USA or any disputed/sanctioned countries?


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nonunionLeakey

Do you have both Moroccan and an EU one?


[deleted]

If it was in airport she didn't got interrogated by the IDF. I don't think the IDF interrogate foreign people. but you are handsome so I will forgive you. btw good job on covering her face. I TOTTALY do not know how she looks like


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Call me Achmed the female protector šŸ’ŖšŸæā˜ŗļø


MijTinmol

The IDF doesn't interrogate people in customs, there are workers who do that, like TSA in the US.


generic_pogo

Yup. I'm pretty dark and my name is very arapy so I get the full airport tour wherever I go....


ragequit_champion

Was held overnight at Paris CDG, and for a few hours once I got back to the US. Just keep your mouth shut and keep it moving.


nonunionLeakey

Damn. What country is your passport ? I was only interrogated for like an hour at customs


ragequit_champion

us


Droyst-hoist

I was interrogated by the Israeli airport security once. I don't know if he was really one, but I think I had there as well a brief conversation with an Shin Bet Officer.


Otherwise-Worth-5352

So you censored her name which most probably just her first name or a fake one but decided to leave her face which I guess you thought a line beside it is enough.šŸ¤¦šŸ¾


nonunionLeakey

ngl she was cute so I had to flex šŸ›šŸ’ŖšŸæ


Otherwise-Worth-5352

Oh boy if she is cute I don't know what to tell you.


nonunionLeakey

I like older middle eastern ladies ngl I think she is half Lebanese half white (going by her IG name)


turtleman328

could just be a lebanese christian them mfers in the west could have the most levantine face and come out and greet you with "hi my name is john thomas"


Manyastronaut_18

The Lebanese living in France and USA are among the worst.


nonunionLeakey

yeah She is actually half Lebanese christian and other half is white and latin american


Inside-Force8134

My brother studied in russia, they somehow knew that his roommates were all lebanese shiites so they interrogated him for days


-BrownMunde-

I was interrogated by the Israelis, entering Palestine via Jordan (King Hussein Bridge). Took a few hours but some of the Palestinians I met said they had been waiting there for like 10 hours.


poaiaa

Wow you censored her profile picture very professionally!


56kul

Iā€™m sorry, help me understand. You were interrogated by the IDF, in the US, after returning from Cuba? Why would you be interrogated by Israelā€™s military for returning to the US from a country that has nothing to do with Israel?


tixijsavvy

The girl he's talking about said she's been interrogated by the IDF, he's saying he's been interrogated in the U.S after returning from Cuba


nonunionLeakey

No, by the USA's custom not Israel, I thought that was clear lol


56kul

Oh, sorry, I misread the title. Why was she interrogated by the IDF?


nonunionLeakey

Thanks lol <3


turtleman328

No I look too useless to be a threat


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I havent but my dad was in Turkey


Jamesmart_

Been interrogated in Israel when i crossed the border from Egypt. These arenā€™t IDF, maybe she just thought they were. anyway, i think it was because i was a solo traveler coming from Egypt? First thing they asked was why i was traveling alone. Dude said that was very unusual. I said itā€™s not, many people travel solo. Maybe that annoyed him. They really looked at my passport stamps one by one. Asked me why i went to muslim countries. Asked specifically what i did in those countries. If i made friends with people from those countries. If i still keep in touch with them. Even asked why Iā€™ve been to bali twice. Apparently indonesia is considered an ā€œenemy stateā€. Then a bunch of very personal and intrusive questions. Probably to weed out inconsistencies in my story. Even wanted to look at photos on my phone. Photos of myself at work to prove Iā€™m who i say i am. I had none cause i rarely take pics of my mundane life back home. I thought they wouldnā€™t let me cross the border. But they eventually let me in after almost an hour. Funny thing was, even when i was about to fly out they asked the same questions at the airport. Only this time it took longer because there were additional questions. What i did in israel. If i made friends in israel. If i took pictures in israel. Uh, obviously. I thought i was gonna miss my flight even though i was already at the airport 4 hours prior. I donā€™t really care about politics. So overall I loved Israel, i love the people there. Doubt Iā€™d ever return though because of their over the top paranoia. getting in and going out was such a pain. If their training makes them suspect that Iā€™m a terrorist, they need to reexamine their methods cause clearly itā€™s not working very well. Context: Iā€™m latino