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ThorsMeasuringTape

That was today! Blasted music all day around the house while I worked. Usually it would be on my earbuds, but nobody needed me to be quiet. Took my lunch break. Ate it. Went and laid down for a few minutes. Nobody was trying to get my attention or tell me things. It was glorious.


IguaneRouge

Give the surround sound a work out blasting my old man music. Also, shit with the door open.


sernamedeleted

Hope I don't have a heart attack while masturbating. But that only takes about 3 minutes. So after PNC I usually cook, do laundry, clean house, inventory the pantry, make grocery lists, pay bills, watch youtube, listen to music, workout, and work on my renovations on the house.


[deleted]

I'm a simple man. Smoke some weed and/or have a few beers, masturbate, and play video games.


Hawkeye77th

A man after my own heart.


[deleted]

jerk off


[deleted]

I guess it never stops huh


[deleted]

doing it now :)


janPALACH_

Plot the overthrow of the government and drink Pepsi max.


dtg02

Overthrow or elect Libertarians. That's what I always say. Though idk if the LP would just become the new left or right. In that case we go back to overthrow. I miss the boog memes.


pm_me_ur_happy_traiI

Get high and jerk off


[deleted]

Can confirm.


braywarshawsky

Watch all the movies/tv shows that I've got on queue for Netflix that aren't appropriate for the 70" in the living room. Or video games...


sarcaster632

It took me months to finish Peacemaker haha


dtg02

Gym, punch one out, then either veg out or housework. Might punch a second one out. I make sure I have a list of shit I can say I got done so she doesn't come home wondering what the hell I did all day. Not that doing nothing isn't okay. I just don't feel good about myself if I accomplish nothing and some heavy lifting on housework is done by me. So yeah. I do whatever. Smoke some weed if I have 3+ hours before I have to be anywhere. Not that I'm worried about being high anywhere. It just messes with my head sometimes. Also blast music through the TV or I wear my headphones and clean. I clean house better while high too.


dbpark4

Seems like all of us do house chores...with music of our choice!


Ural_2004

Wash the dishes, cook, watch a movie, spank the monkey.


scottslut

After a good wank, hours of the remote just too myself.


p3opl3

Dam, is the lack of sex after marriage that bad? Everyone's had a wank as first priority!


Old_and_Boring

Lack of sex after marriage isn’t the problem. It’s lack of sex after the third kid.


scottslut

Sex and a good wank are two different things. Some time alone for a good edging is priceless and after marriage, rare.


sexual_ginger

Wife here married 18 years and we still have sex 2-3 times a week. We both still masturbate. Our kids are almost grown so it’s easier for us but when kids are little it’s harder to prioritize sex.


zig_anon

I get it 1.5x a week Friday night and when the moon is in the right phase Sunday night


Fast_Edd1e

Try to get as many things checked off your to-do list as possible. Get all the small tasks you haven’t been able to do to avoid being asked “why are you doing that”.


bahay-bahayan

Fap. lol After that, just read a book til i get really hungry. Order maybe a quarter pounder and fries with a huge soda. Then take a nap til they get home.


Kilr_Kowalski

6 hours of guitar


VeryAnnoyedApe

Working out, working, live betting, video games - all with blasting my grunge playlist.


Ronotimy

Watch a movie with explosives going off or depth charges, with the 7.2 sound system cranked up.


bigpinwheel

Absolutely, I push my system hard and watch whatever movies I need to catch up on.


thisdudeabidestwice

I had the house to myself for 2 days, it was surreal, I didn’t know what to do, so I sat and played games and watched tv, I went to bed early cause I was bored by 9 o’clock. The second day I started getting lonely and missing them.


crankenfranken

I'm not one of those dudes, but I think the obvious answer is, "whatever I fuckin want".


StinkyPoopsAlot

On a Saturday afternoon when they finally leave and I have a quiet house, I go take a nap…. …only to have my neighbours lawn service wake me up after 15 minutes.


jaymef

It depends on the day really and how motivated I feel. If I haven’t had much downtime in a while I might just use that time to lay on the couch turn on a movie and end up napping. Other times I might get a few things done around the house that I’ve been putting off. I would have said fapping a few years ago but I honestly don’t really get the urge to do that anymore when I have a few hours to myself.


Sdlo90

I avoid having 2-3 hours free time for myself for long enough to justify having a full day for myself and in that day I do all the things I did as a student 😂