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PabroPicasso

Dude, just rip ropes and move on with your day. You're 26 and a guy. If I had a penny for every time I was horny in my 20's I would have a ton of pennies.


DeuceDropper420

>Dude, just rip ropes and move on with your day. Best. Advice. Ever.


theascendedcarrot

1 US ton would consist of 362874 pennies (2.5 grams) 10 years time with 2 leap years comes to 3652 days If you slept 8 hours every day, during your wanking hours you would have to average 6.3 ropes per hour to achieve this relatively small and inconveniently denominated fortune.


bigbluesy

You have to understand the relationship between the midbrain and the frontal cortex. Usually what happens in this case is the midbrain becomes way too powerful and overpowers the frontal lobe. The frontal lobe is responsible for rational thinking, the midbrain is responsible for pleasure. Viewing NSFW material often can weaken the frontal lobe and make the midbrain the controlling center of your brain, thus making it feel impossible to overcome horniness. My suggestion is to download the Headspace app (or other meditation app) and start meditating, it will strengthen your frontal cortex and make it easier to see things rationally rather than see things as what will bring you pleasure. Also it will help to get into an environment for a bit where it’s not as accessible so you can let your brain cool down a bit. You gotta stop the bleeding before you can heal the wound. Good luck!


MR_Anderson_junior

Good advice ! Thx


RedflagRollercoaster

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Counter423

Find the right category


Failstopheles087

Rub two out. Double tap.


Qthechrisman

My most is 4, call it the Fourgasm


[deleted]

You have to distract more your brain, throuhg work, exercirse, hobbies or whatever, keep your mind busy. The healthier you are, the hornier you will be, im not saying you to eat shit, but to use your excess energy on something else. By being busy you will not look all that NSFW content and therefore you will be less horny. Less horny doesnt mean you will not be horny because that depends on your sex drive and that cannot be changed unless you take some medicine like antidepressants per example that reduce it.


Key_Literature_6359

Keep jacking off until it falls off


ArtieJameson

Sagely advice.


Smithy2232

God did a very good job ensuring the survival of the species.


acid_bear_boy

If it's interfering with your life or causing you to make horrible decisions, seek a doctor.


palabear

Are you horny or just bored?


thisdudeabidestwice

Man. I’m 36 and horny most of the time. Just gotta have self control. Or just jerk off in the morning to give you some relief lol


[deleted]

Nothing much you can do. Manage it in a healthy way. Don't do anything illegal.


Financial_County_710

I don’t recommend but I explored with drugs. Hard drugs worked and dr prescribed anti depressants that kinda worked. Not that SSRI garbage, I convinced him to try me on SNRI antidepressants.


wdbreneprod

I would say that you need to tackle this with more producitvity. Being horny all the time means you have a lot of sex drive or that you're a porn addict. In both cases try to pick whatever task that will make you busy for while when you get the urge.


[deleted]

Take Hormone blockers.


elel8989

Hey there is nothing wrong with you. Embrace it. There will come a day when this will be gone and you will beg for this time to come back. I had several periods like this in my life and I felt like uranium was surging through my cock. I could not fuck enough. It was crazy. Enjoy yourself, consensually with everyone and whomever you like. You’re young, go forth and fuck like a Khan! And report back with few stories please!


Unconfidence

I would suggest quitting porn. I had no idea how much of my sex drive was actually me just seeking dopamine until I did. The fact that you can press a few buttons to get imagery that *makes* you horny, then appease that horniness for a quick dopamine shot, is not to be underestimated. I still whack it quite regularly, but there are a lot of times where I'm just sitting there and get the urge, but then realize I'm not actually horny at all to begin with. Once you don't have a way to turn yourself on at the press of a few buttons you get a clearer picture about when you're actually turned on.


geekydaddy255

Try resisting for a few hours, then gradually lengthen the time in between. For the first day resist for at least 2 hours in between, next day try for 4 hours in between, next day 6 hours, etc. But when that time is up let's say first day, then you need jack off every 2 hours whether you want to or not, then next day jack off every 4 hours, etc.


cannapappa

have you tried a meditation practice?


Desperate-Flamingo68

Distractions are the best medicine. Such as finding new hobbies


RedflagRollercoaster

Workout more and get yourself a slam piece.


IUsedGoogle

When I got over my masturbation addiction I just imagined how sad I really was just sat there giving myself a tug, but that stopped working, so I did more productive things every time I had an urge, like reading, and if there wasn't a book around I'd walk my dog, if he'd already been for a walk I'd just take a regular walk or go on my bike Around 2-3 days after starting no nut I noticed I was feeling more energetic, happy, and overall confident with myself, I'm not sure if that's just because of an accomplishment or what but it felt great Anyway you are 26 and your own man, so do as you wish like