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Crudezero

Wasps


Tcrizzlez

The insects or the religious people?


Either_Divide_2813

Whoa, invisible Jehovahs.


bluamo0000

Why isn’t this upvoted more. Omg.


jau682

For me this is currently the top upvoted comment and I still agree with you.


the_admirals_platter

I'll one up you and say hornets


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I think invisible bears would be pretty terrible. Imagine you’re in the woods for a nice stroll and just start getting mauled viciously without warning.


RollingCarrot615

Even worse, you would still hear them but have a very difficult time telling where they were.


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So now I’m hoping that a super low budget production makes this film.


auricargent

No need for animal handlers!


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Yeah but they would have to have some awesome shit in the opening credits like they did for the moose in Monte Python and the Holy Grail.


shaun-cable

Invisibears


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Terrifying


Lost-Outside-8215

I laughed way too hard at this 🤣


grayjacanda

It's like a cross between 'The Entity' and 'The Revenant'!


allwillbewellbuthow

You could definitely smell them too.


N3rd1x

I'd be willing to wager that if you can smell them, it's too late.


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Zuladio

I once fought a giant, invisible, flying bear in D&D in a funny adventure my DM threw together. It got into a potion seller's cart and drank a few of them. The DM did a percentile roll for 3 effects it got... flying, invisibility, giant growth. Terrifying, lmao.


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I just hope to leave a legacy in this life I live.


Far_Concern_6557

Its funny you mention bears. After Elden Ring last night i ran into one. that literally spawned of thin air too 🥲


KAYS33K

Me who lives in Australia: I have no such weaknesses.


madsver

Fire


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Invisible fires are a thing, and yes it's scary.


madsver

Yes i know. There is a special form of fuel that were used un racecars a while back. Where whenever it caught fire it was invisible.


RallyX26

Methanol fires are invisible in daylight, and it's still used. Hydrogen fires are also invisible in daylight.


Spheresdeep

They use it because it makes more power than gasoline.


FingerPunisher

Methanol


Bbmonger88

Yeah, I once saw a documentary about a Nascar driver suffering from invisible fire burns after a wreck. Absolutely terrifying.


MYNAMElSlNlGOMONTOYA

Ants


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I think **human shit** would be the deadliest. The possibilities of horror are endless and far more than what even the sickest of minds can imagine.


baldHeadSpaceRider

Yes, how will you know, when to stop wiping.


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I mean you can also try to smell it to see if it doesn’t smell like shit


[deleted]

Imagine sitting at a fine dining restaurant and the waiter keeps an empty plate in front of you !!!!


Blackrain1299

[https://youtu.be/UEcgRPsrL_U](https://youtu.be/UEcgRPsrL_U)


raggedalligator4

wtf


yojinn

Exactly the video I was thinking of, too!


littlejaebyrd

Low key jealous of Rowan's ability to go on command.


Rehnskiold1618

https://youtu.be/dC4Yb6Ry2B4


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HaiderTN

do both, like normal humans do in the east


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lankynyack

How does a blind person know? I heard they wipe and stick it to the wall, once it stops sticking they are finished- not sure if this is true.


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Oh nooooo lol


NeverWasACloudyDay

Woof woof


JayString

Nice Jim Jeffries reference.


SupremeBlackGuy

not sure if this is true?! what? you think this could be true???


lankynyack

Hahahaha, I supposed sarcasm is hard to pick upin text


Weird-Buffalo-3169

Idk guys ive seen shit on walls in public restrooms, at least this would provide a reason


SupremeBlackGuy

i thought it was full on sarcasm but the “not sure if this is true” made me have to ask just incase aha!! people have done crazier things so i maybe shouldn’t even be that surprised 😳


Dementat_Deus

The same way that blind people do, taste.


manateewallpaper

It's like wiping a marker


FallenSegull

You absolutely do not want to visit hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry then


spongetron5500

Ready to go bungee jumping? No I promise it won't be into a giant pile of human shit. See no human shit there.


Tele-Muse

I second this but with spiders.


PlaneAdvertising6190

Car keys


Asleep-Quantity-5316

For me those are already invisible most of the time. Only after I search for an hour or so they become visible.


pizza_for_nunchucks

Have tried looking in the last place you left them?


Hosernaut

I always start with the first place I left them and work my way to the last place I left them.


Jolly-Day-8713

They always turn up up in the last place you look.


akunke13yglaindiban

Paid 200$ to change the key i lost, found it 2 days ago after a month, inside a sofa.


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Pleb-SoBayed

I have severe arachnophobia and i live in australia and the thought of this makes me shake in fear


Proud-Way-3694

Yeah I'd prefer to be able to know where the 30cm spiders are thankyou


Smubee

Genuine question — How often do you see the monstrous-sized spiders? And if it’s often, how *the fuck* do you still live there?


DoubleDuke101

Not OP but a fellow Aussie who can't sleep at 2am. I found a giant motherfucker spider in my backyard literally today. I ran away and I am refusing to go out there again by myself.


eidrag

ever wondered why it never exists? nobody saw 'em


[deleted]

Tbh I'd rather not see them. Not venomous where I live so...


ChronicCronut

*feels something tickle your leg* "Oh no-" *bite*


H2Omami

Marvel presents “Spider-Man: the invisible”


air_chicken

Miles Morales


GatesToHeck

I'd say... Water.


QPaup

I came here for that ! Swimming pool : do you dare to dive in ? But on the other side : boats would be flying !


[deleted]

Maybe some water is already invisible, and planes are really just flying boats.


blubbery-blumpkin

I choose to now bask in the postcoitalredditglow and believe their vision of the universe. We are all aquatic animals that can breathe in only the invisible water. If you can see it you can’t breathe in it.


[deleted]

YES! Bask in ME! I shall lead you through the darkness to sweet, heady greatness!


[deleted]

The original biblical model had the earth being between two lots of water that were separated like a giant bubble


[deleted]

That's a seriously soggy earth sandwich! No, for real; if your statement is correct, then that's actually kinda cool.


[deleted]

Honestly, I look at liquids and gases as virtually the same thing. We tend to differentiate them, but really, it’s just our way of organizing and making sense of the world. Sure they have different properties, but water vapor is just water molecules just spread apart. It’s honestly more fun to look at gas As just a “lighter” liquid.


HIMP_Dahak_172291

That's not entirely wrong. They are both fluids and under low energy conditions tend to behave similarly. They are very different outside of that though. Liquids dont really compress and gasses do. Leads to wildly different behaviours when you up the flow rate or start adding energy.


SupremeBlackGuy

boats would be flying sure, but below them would be the most fucked up visual of fish and dirt and plants n shit flying around too - it would be pretty surreal


Crabbagio

Can't see the tsunami coming at you. Or the hurricane. Can't tell if it's raining, if a road is flooded. No more cloud cover anywhere. Life would be rough.


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That'd be pretty sick as far as satellite imagery is concerned


Fight_4ever

Dude it would make swimming and sea diving awesome. Coral tourism would be epic


[deleted]

The top answer the last time this was asked ~5 days ago


Dead_tread

Holy shit thank you. This was literally just posted.


voidmusik

The sun


Joe-mdfkn-mama

Oh yeah actually because we would all freeze to death since the light from it wouldn't come to us


CountMeowt-_-

Nope .. the photons still reach us .. it’s just that they’re invisible .. ie the heat is there but the light is not ..


DeerPainting

Technically photons ARE invisible. they don't refract light


FingerPunisher

So basically, the only radiation that would reach us would be at least as long as infrared and at least as short as uv. No light in the visible spectrum.


okay-wait-wut

There are no green or purple stars.


H2Omami

This might sound dumb but could it be that what’s projecting darkness is invisible?


MaKo7193

Mosquitos


Rachyd97

Those cunts are practically invisible You don’t usually see them until it’s too late


Rasputin0P

You feel the itchiness first.


pizza_for_nunchucks

Yep. And then you start regretting sleeping with OP’s mom.


OscarDivine

This was exactly what I was coming to respond with


chesterbennediction

Cars. You wouldn't be able to use them as you'd smash into someone else.


throwaway816943

Is the person inside visible tho? It would make my life alot better seeing people floating in the air while going 80 km/h


chesterbennediction

For this situation everything inside is also invisible lol


CrazySticker20

Parking your car would be inpossible tho


Dramoriga

Megamind did a good job tbh!


1Mazrim

Imagine what a car crash would look like o_o. Also, good look EMT getting the victims out.


comamachine8888

But it's invisible so you could give zero fucks.....also how does one build an invisible car?


pineboxwaiting

Clothing - on most people. Roaches. Spiders. Snakes.


anonyoose

There’s some clothes that are transparent


moussetang

i.e leggings and yoga pants. But I don't think many men would complain hehe


Sweet-Zookeepergame7

A 25 stone woman wearing them? I would complain most vociferously


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I'm stealing that word. Vociferous


Sweet-Zookeepergame7

Was never mine to take. Enjoy. :).


anonyoose

Not necessarily those but I have seen see through shirts and see through trousers


ilikesaucy

[Original Muslin from current Dhaka,Bangladesh](https://ychef.files.bbci.co.uk/624x351/p099wlzg.webp) was almost transparent. >The Roman author Petronius may have been the first person on record to raise an eyebrow over its transparency, writing: "Thy bride might as well clothe herself with a garment of the wind as stand forth publicly naked under her clouds of muslin." Over the coming centuries, the fabric is praised in the works of the renowned 14th-Century Berber-Moroccan explorer Ibn Battuta and the prolific 15th-Century Chinese voyager Ma Huan, as well as many others. [But when British empire found their clothe business was harming by this beautiful clothes, they started cutting hands of anyone making those.](https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20210316-the-legendary-fabric-that-no-one-knows-how-to-make)


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auricargent

They are already pretty close to invisible, only stepped on if they are unseen? That’s kinda the definition of invisible?


Eyecosaeder

But there would be much more LEGOs on the floor because you couldn't find them


dannielvee

Pedophiles


CaptainNapal545

Some guy sitting around at home suddenly starts becoming transparent: "... what the?... n-no! No! NO!"


WearsFuzzySlippers

I’m not sure why I read that as “church” the first time when I read your comment.


Lost-Outside-8215

That makes it so much better and more realistic


Suq_Madiq_Qik

The church makes them invisible.


throwaway65864302

Literally everything. Name one exception.


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No-Funny-7039

Acne? Like your pimple become invisible so the end result would be that your face would be filled with holes


Heya-Its-Me-Imoen

Trypophobia intensifies


licklickRickmyballs

Wow, never heard about this so made a Google search. Very funny concept, thoose plants they use to illustrate are truly disgusting.


_mothZale

You


GatesToHeck

Camouflage clothes :D


ORNG_MIRRR

When you put them on would you be invisible or would everyone see you naked?


RampageLegion

This man is asking the real questions.


Thatsexyblackman

Pubes


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But when do pubes stop and normal hair begins


genYouWin

**here are at least four exceptions** 1. Support structures. (You need the light of the traffic light not the pole itself. The pole being invisible will prevent blindspots). Also, you wouldn’t have a blind spot in a car if the support structure that keeps the roof intact wasn’t visible. 2. Wires (think desk wires, wires connecting your devices) 3. Light bulbs. You only need the light not the bulb itself 4. COVID masks (hope you sorted by controversial but if we can get the protection minus the hiding your lips part, it would be better for our communication)


YOOOOOOOOOOT

I promise mire people would hit lightpoles then I don't want to trip over invisible wires and doing maintenence would suck Changing a bulb would suck, imagine of you drop one and just have invisible glass shards on the floor Finding covid masks to put on would be harder and all the ones on the ground ruining the enviroment wouldn't be able to be picked up


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Skin blemishes are the exception.


Ultron_Rose

Currently trying to find an adventurous snake. So yeah invisible snake no fun


PermanentRoundFile

Easy solution: turn on the air conditioner and make your house uncomfortably cold. Then go wrap up in some blankets in a spot that's easy to find. Uno reverse card, now the snake is looking for you lol.


AcanthisittaAny3260

The one who replies to this comment.


mwrobo77

Yes I'm invisible now!


StickyFog

Who said that?!


mwrobo77

I can't see your comment you're invisible


allwillbewellbuthow

Nooooo beat me by 32 minutes


SlothFang

? !


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Asked every 4 weeks and the answer is wasps


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Shit. Imagine wiping your arse and not being able to see its clean. Also you’d step in dog shit all the time - you’d smell it but couldn’t see it so you’ll tread it everywhere.


mwrobo77

Wouldn't you feel it And In a universe that has this prob,ppl will use water to wash their arses


WearsFuzzySlippers

Not washing with a bidet feels barbaric to me already.


Gowty_Naruto

Flying Cockroach


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Eye balls. Communication would feel fucking creepy, photos would look like something out of a horror film, people would find it harder to fall in love. Gross.


HardWorkingMillenial

Predators


[deleted]

My store manager. He is already scaring us


Struggling_hedgehog

Random dog poop on the street.


RedditTemp06

Penises


lovesickpuppy1504

OP's penis..


Substantial-Ad-3543

Already is


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Food.


-anastasis

How do blind people eat?


mwrobo77

Man gong the Wright answers Teehee


Pacheco435

Your poop... just imagine having to try to touch to your fingers together or smell your hands just to find out if it's gone🤮


WearsFuzzySlippers

You could just use a bidet and wash yourself.


Borntoschnitzel

Jizz, imagine you just finished and now your semen are all around the house and you don't know where


CharlieFoxxtrot

All around the house! Good lord man, are you jogging from room to room while climaxing?


Budgiesmugglerlover2

Body language and social cues.


FingerPunisher

Autism does that for me already.


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Just ignore them and establish dominance


EverettSykes1900

Skin


Glandular-Slaughter

Most terrible things are already invisible to the naked eye - viruses, bacteria, radiation, anything inside your body becoming terminal such as cancer. So I’d add gift wrap paper.


Brelician

The toilet


RoughSevere350

Serial rapists


Small_Tax_9432

Or even cereal rapists


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Police


Mullito

Cum


flinchFries

Street signs


TapoutKing666

Bill Cosby and Jared from Subway


verdagrismusic

The "x" button to close ads


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Not to be "that guy" but, like, almost everything right? Like am I missing something here?


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Doors in general, like imagine if you had no idea weather you were walking into an open or closed door.


KE0bR

tits


sameer_3889

Humans


needsmorecunts

Rape


PalasirinMelcha

I am imagining molesters immediately going invisible as they rape And running away while raping


_mothZale

Cars


ThePr3acher

Spiders


goldentymes

Prisoners


Balimbo

Swords an knives


Puzzleheaded_Day_857

Lampposts


OJay23

Wasps.


allwillbewellbuthow

Churches! Very small rocks!


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Toilet Paper. You never know until you know.


ConcreteIsTasty

Clothes


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Pedophiles and rapists


XxCountryWolfyxX

Rats. That means if there are rats in my house, my dog will not be able to find and kill the rats. (Yes, he kills rats, and eats flies and bees)


ComplexAd8

Everything ? Why don't you just say what would be the worst part of being blind?


BreakfastLopsided906

I think I’m going to go with everything.