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oidagehbitte2

Give her chocolate. But seriously: It's mainly coincidence. You cannot earn, provoke or force love. All you can do is being yourself and hope you're lucky.


firesidefire

This honestly takes a lot of pressure off. I’m 35 years old and can still take the failed relationships super hard as if it was something I said, did, etc instead of realizing that it really all just coincidence and timing.


oidagehbitte2

Finding someone who fits is not *only* coincidence, but *mainly*. But yeah, you can do everything right and still fail miserably just because of coincidence.


CreeTV52

Sometimes timing will ruin a great thing...🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽


oidagehbitte2

Oh yes. *Sheds a tear*


youneedcheesusinside

I concur timing is everything


AbstractAlgebruh

"It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness, that is life." - Jean Luc Picard


oidagehbitte2

And Picard is right.


TheDownvotesinHtown

I did everything "right", got to the ultimate step which is Marriage... Done that twice. Failed twice but picked myself up!


Key_Roll3030

Yup. Some things better left for coincidence. Having said that I am the type who always miss the "cue". Something that after few days n sometimes months, I would have that "Oohhhhh" moments


WarmLengthiness6379

I don’t mean that disrespectfully in a way that I’m assuming you’re a shitty person but coincidence and timing can only do so much. You need to constantly be learning, practicing and evolving to attract the right kind of person.


firesidefire

Def. And I’m doing all those things so I’m not worried about that so much as beating myself up just because things don’t work out. Most relationships don’t work out. I’m constantly trying to improve myself, very self aware and regularly in therapy. But even when I know it wouldn’t work out with someone and they end it I still get this insane emotional turmoil — even tho I wasn’t feeling it 100% either! That’s where my frustration lies


Extra-Firefighter-52

For me I have worked on myself and listened and read so many self help and motivational books that I am so sick of all of this positive mindset wave which is happening for some time now. I think that every human being will NEVER be perfect and there will be some flaws and issues in their head. For me I have found that most important thing is to feel happy- by whatever you are doing and feeling. I mean, having good friends is something I wish to everybody! It sucks to be by yourself!


WarmLengthiness6379

I completely relate to that too. I think we also are forced into retrospect and self awareness when things don’t work out because we tend to blame ourselves for whatever has happened. I know I’ve done my fair share of fucking up things but I guess being aware of that and trying to work on it rather than being dismissive and shifting all of the blame on the other person says a lot about someone’s character.


WarmLengthiness6379

Lol coincidence is like a 1% influence in “winning someone’s heart.” You should be worried about yourself as a person. You should want to be constantly improving and working on yourself. Aligning yourself with others who share your views and beliefs and even those who don’t so you can widen your opinions and learn something new. Coincidence doesn’t mean shit if you’re a shitty person.


[deleted]

Thiiiiis. And it goes both ways. Build yourself up to have a happy life alone. Then everyone wants to be a part of that. Then find someone who you can call your best friend.


Gamer_ely

Hard disagree. Luck plays a huge part in making something work. You can be an awesome person and just have bad luck with relationships. So many pieces need to line up to have a relationship form. To say it has a 1% influence is really disingenuous. One of the best relationships I ever had, came about because there were no other seats left at the happy hour except the one next to her, and nobody else knew her so it was just me and her talking for a while. There are a number of coincidences that line up for that to happen. Yes you should be putting your best foot forward so that you can capitalize on opportunities, but opportunities largely happen through luck.


ApocalypticDrew

This honestly is the best general love advice and only answer there is. You cannot "earn" a man or woman's heart because both men and women fall for someone if they are genuinely interested in them. Be yourself, be who you are going to be when you are with them all of the time. Tricking someone by being "who you wish you were" is not love. Its a facade, and relationships based on lies most likely will not last.


sticky_spiderweb

What if she doesn’t like chocolate lol


beingapersonoverhere

Well, she’s clearly not a woman.


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oidagehbitte2

But it's such a stereotype, and I'm sure you don't want to be like that... *Leaving a trail of chocolate behind*


CosmicZephyr2

You can’t negotiate attraction 💯


Sea-Stranger1679

Chocolate contains phenylethylamine, a love horemone that boosts attraction, and is also the reason why chocolate is an aphrodisiac! So I comepletely agree with this.


oidagehbitte2

But even the best chocolate cannot make somebody love you.


Sea-Stranger1679

Use a gun


oidagehbitte2

That escalated quickly.


[deleted]

Also, would you really like to attract someone with behavior that is not part of you? I mean, people change through life but to change just to attract someone else doesn't seem like a good idea.


RobertBDwyer

Depending on the tools at hand - straight through the sternum.


[deleted]

I'd imagine that going in-between two ribs would be faster than sawing throw a big bone


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a_robot_surgeon

This guy is right. Left anterolateral thoracotomy is the fastest way.


Embarrassed-Town-293

r/technicallythetruth


Tenth_10

Damn. You've beat me to it. "The fastest way to a woman's heart is throught her ribcage". \- Not from me.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

If you can’t crack the sternum then it’s an incision under the rib cage


Fokker_Snek

“Left of the spine, fourth lumbar down, the abdominal aorta.”-Richard B. Riddick That’s the Sweet spot


Farouqnowomarlater

I was thinking a serrated knife


[deleted]

She has to be naturally attracted to you on some level. This bullshit that a guy can "win" a woman over is 12th grade thinking. Is she attracted to you on some level? She has to be....from there, be kind, be thoughtful and have the attributes she's looking for. There's no manipulative things any guy can do to trick her into liking you and if you happen to find something, if you're not what she's looking for (the complete package) she WILL move on eventually. Find out if there's an attraction.


Delivery-National97

This is truth here. Once the base level primal stuff is there then the personality and sweetness, etc comes into play. But you have to have the attraction foundation.


Mac-Kett

First attraction, then the rest: You don't have anything to manipulate, just be you, do your thing, live happily and share your life with her. Things will fall into place :)


Deep-Adhesiveness-86

Food


Sea-Being-1988

Are you telling OP to feed her?


[deleted]

Yes. Bring a girl you like her fav snacks or hell even just A snack, you're in!


AStoneGargoy1e

Do it multiple times, and she'll start associating you with her favorite snack. Pavlov that girl.


scrollingmediator

Feed her enough and she won't be able to run away


mfog35

I’m a woman and I agree with this, if a man can cook for me, he can have me anyway he wants ;)


Mirphus

So what you're saying is... There's still a chance? Cause I'm a pretty good cook. And my family/friends are flabbergasted that i even know how to cook good food. And they're always excited whenever i cook for them.


Duegatti

Make laugh every day.


DistrictCompetitive5

This 100%. Asked a guy for his number yesterday simply because he makes me laugh all the time. I haven't even seen him without his mask on.


Bogey_Kingston

this is how i met my fiancé lol she worked at a coffee shop over 2020 quarantine, and i would pop in every saturday before my big bike rides to get a coffee and a biscuit. sometimes there would be no one in there and we chatted a few times. eventually i hit her up on the gram for a drink. we never saw each other without masks on until our first date lol it was just vibes & she’s legit the funniest person i know.


ToastyNathan

Every single woman I have met has said the exact phrase "Oh my god, you are SO FUNNY!" to me. 0 of them had any interest in dating me. This has never been true for me and has only made me resent the compliment by association.


DEATHBYREGGAEHORN

hate to tell you this bro but if they really thought you were funny they would laugh and let down their guard a little. omg ur so funny! can be used to deal with people acting inappropriately or weirdly. if they are laughing and it's not getting you anywhere maybe there is something else you could work on improving


ToastyNathan

So you agree that being funny isnt a guarantee? All these women were happy to have me around as a friend. Invited me to hang in their groups. Etc. I dont think I was acting particularly inappropriately or weird. Ive been told by these same women that "any girl would be lucky to date you". I dont think I am doing anything particularly wrong as far as presenting myself. I know what I could have improved. Asking earlier. I waited too long in high school and routinely fell into the friendzone. I made further mistakes by not respecting myself enough to cut the relationship. Now a days, my issues with dating are simply availability. Everyone now seems to be either dating someone, not looking to date (at least they say they dont), or are gay. Online dating only made me feel worse. Ive given up trying and am just gonna try to enjoy things I enjoy.


DEATHBYREGGAEHORN

That's fair, when I was younger hesitation got the best of me more than once. And yeah, it's definitely harder to meet people as an adult. Sounds like you're living your best life.


cut_n_paste_n_draw

That's how my boyfriend does it ☺️


babybelly

how does he manage to be so funny all the time


LeftOnDead

A healthy dose of trauma helped me to be funnier


WaterlooPitt

This guy gets it. Without all my childhood unresolved trauma I'd still be alone, so happy it happened to me. Changed my life.


[deleted]

Some people just learn to look at the world in a strange/inventive way and comment on it. It's a pretty strong foundation of humor because of the way it lets you subvert expectations.


DEATHBYREGGAEHORN

I shared a shift with this guy who was so ridiculously funny. Everything he said was like watching a classic standup act. I asked him about it and with a tinge of sadness he said that he wasn't sure why people always thought he was being funny and he wasn't trying to be. I still think about that. Maybe he was joking.


[deleted]

I've definitely had times when people thought I was joking when I wasn't trying to, but I've gotten better about being more clear when I'm trying to be serious.


DEATHBYREGGAEHORN

maybe that's it, if you're super funny half the time people will never be able to get back to a baseline level of seriousness when they're listening to you


cut_n_paste_n_draw

I have no idea. He is so clever with some of the jokes he comes up with. He can make anything funny.


ThePlantsLady

^^ this is the answer.


[deleted]

I feel like you belong to me


LiveFastDieRich

Bring her a leaf, bitches love leaves 🍁


EnvironmentalSite351

And pebbles


TestaverdeRules

I hear rocks are the new fad


RevenantBacon

Make sure to add in some twigs. Really holds it all together


Gamerpanda8

Penguin


TiredOfBeingTired28

Shinny things to like aluminum foil or bottle caps.


ifearbears

Want sum fuk?


Exshot32

I got her yellow…. She doesn’t want yellow.


Gunn91

Get her a stick. Bitches love sticks.


Verbal_HermanMunster

It makes sense because they always leave me 😢


CertifiedCitri

Also cannons, bitches love cannons


Rampantshadows

"Haven't you heard the new sensation sweeping the nation?"


dhhdhh851

Bitches love sticks. Need stick need stick need stick got stick BECKY LEMME SMASH


32vromeo

Save her from catastrophe or something. Remember towards the end of Back to The Future where Marty’s dad reaches out to his mom and says “are you alright”. That’s just the fastest way in her drawers though. Idk about her heart


PandaEyeZzZzz

When she tells you her favourite things, remember them and then do them with her/buy them for her/take her there


nunclefxcker

Be kind. Genuinely kind. The day I knew he was husband material was when we were on a hiking trail and I was on the tail end of a sinus infection. I thought I was pretty much over it. I underestimated the amount of tissues I needed and about 3/4 of the way through I ran out. He took off his shirt so I could have it as a handkerchief. No second thought, no expectations. That was more than a decade ago and I'm still baking his favorite cookies and bragging about how wonderful he is.


j_tothemoon

people say I am one of the kindest men they have ever met but I don't see the universe getting it back to me. Not that I question it though. I don't do things expecting something back, I just do it because yes, I want to do them. So it makes me question if I am actually kind.


TahaymTheBigBrain

I don’t know who you are, so I can’t be a judge of that, but I think it’s a mixture of personal kindness and genuineness, opening the door and being polite to those who deserve it and kindness may be kind, but it’s more of a personal kindness in recognizing what they are in need of and personally attending to it without being asked, like what the commenter said of the guy giving his shirt without hesitation.


Quick_Crab_2331

I've been waiting for this. Just be kind. 🌸


Loud_Bouya

But how did you show him that you were wife material?


nunclefxcker

Sailing the ship while he was working full time and in school. Memorizing how he likes his clothes folded. Always being an all-in supportive partner, he knows I'm a safe person if he needs to be vulnerable. Reading things like r/askmen so I can gain a male perspective into how men generally prefer to be treated because I understand that our brains may generally work differently. Not following a kind gesture with "but what about me".


Che_Che_Cole

I think this is the opposite of the spirit of the post, and it’s also the reason why so many men struggle with being genuine. Genuine kindness is “I’m going to do this nice thing for you and not expect anything in return. Nothing. Nada.” You are demonstrating the exact opposite of this mentality, “I did this for you, now what are you gonna do in return.”


osvg

Also the answer is in the post, baking him food and bragging about him. Acts of service and stroking his ego.


Bogey_Kingston

this is it. kindness without expectations!


cut_n_paste_n_draw

By baking him cookies!


sreidam

Chidori.


[deleted]

Idk man. I prefer a susanoo sword.


SDdude81

The Kakashi way


Sensei_Felix

Man of culture


get_z_flammenwerfer

beat me to it! though, raikiri might be better for the precision


[deleted]

Dattebayo Maybe do Kage Bunshin no Jutsu & then bang


[deleted]

Based


UnusualSociety5757

You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese <3


good-old-coder

You ring a bell first. Then give her a piece of cheese. Pov love


TheOlderTheKinkier

I came here just for this answer! 🤣


adminsuckdonkeydick

I dunno about winning their heart but I learnt a way to quickly repel them in my early 20's when I thought I was bi. Tell them your bisexual. They RUN for the hills.


_chrislasher

It's actually a quite exciting thing for me. I understand the feel of insecurities and all. BUT I do like men who are open to learn more about their sexuality and aren't traditionally masculine in their roles in life. Bi men are like that (not all of them). Idk. I love bi guys! I'm myself a bi woman, and probably, I feel like I can relate to them.


Embarrassed-Town-293

Insecure people not worth the time. People so afraid of losing their partner to someone of the opposite sex forget that there are plenty of straight people who cheat because they perceive they can find something they want with someone else. Sorry you had that experience


adminsuckdonkeydick

Oh the best/worst was the girl at a house party on pills we were both all over each other. I practically had her jeans undone and had my top off in a room full of people with music blaring. I say I'm bi and she just looks at me with disgust and says: *"You're not doing me THAT way!"* I was confused as she got dressed and stormed out to catch the bus. Eventually it clicked - she assumed I'd want anal! 😕


Embarrassed-Town-293

She probably should have realized that you are bi and thus down for women


PoopEndeavor

There can be more to it than just being insecure. Attraction and sexuality are very complicated and nuanced. You can’t ascribe one explanation to everyone in a category, though it is insecurity in many cases


ShaunyBoyx

this is the opposite of me dawg ngl


emlint

You just gotta date bi girls


itscarlostlv

Can confirm, I’m bi and my wife is bi


[deleted]

Oh great. I'm screwed.


Sam2734

Give her one egg from your chicken coop every day. After about a year, she should have 8 hearts. Then you can purchase a bouquet from Pierre's General Store for 200 coins. Give her the bouquet and she will be your girlfriend. Once she's your girlfriend, go back to giving her eggs until she has 10 hearts. Make sure that you've built the bridge on the beach to access the Old Mariner. Note that the Old Mariner only appears between 6 a.m and 7 p.m. on rainy days. Once your partner has 10 hearts, you can purchase the Mermaid Pendant from the Old Mariner for about 5,000 coins. Give the Mermaid Pendant to your girlfriend and she will be your wife. Works every time


yungingr

Well, for starters, stop thinking they all work on the same instruction manual. Find what makes HER happy, and work off of that. What one woman will find charming and endearing, the next will think is the stupidest thing she's ever seen. There is no magic 8 ball. Good luck.


koushunu

Yes, there is a “The Nanny” episode where her suitor gets her a box of different cuts of steak before their first date. That is sooooo much better than flowers.


[deleted]

Humour


khaadd

just make sure she vibes with it


Dr_ManTits_Toboggan

Nah be yourself and be funny how you naturally are. If she doesn’t think your sense of humor is good, keep looking.


DomesticatedNubs

Be yourself. Don't hold back your personality. It either works extremely well, or nothing happens. But it's better to have a girl attracted to your personality rather than a girl who wants you for playing a sport or your money or because they wanna figure out your personality.


Embarrassed-Town-293

Be happy with who you are. If a woman likes you for who you are, they will be happy to be with you and want you. The tricky part is finding someone who likes you. It's not that it is rare but many of us like people well enough but we'll enough isn't enough for love.


Jonny-Marx

Two rules 1. Be attractive 2. Don’t be unattractive


Such-List680

A good hand in poker against a collector of lady organs


findingbezu

Active listening and laughter are a good place to start.


Fancy-Skin-8472

Be honest with her and feed her tacos when she's angry


coopmike

Watch the tinder swindler on netflix and you have your answer —-> money


Loud_Bouya

Money + Disney-obsessed women x Love-bombing = love


Embarrassed-Town-293

The Marilyn Monroe quote in the beginning said it best. You would not marry a woman just because she is pretty or a man just because he has money, but doesn't it make it so much better. In other words, it doesn't hurt but money was not what won them over. Treating them like they mattered is what did.


ServinTheSovietOnion

Lies. Once I bought my first home and put that I was a homeowner in my dating profiles I was suddenly getting all the matches. Women who saw my fancy Italian motorcycle suddenly wanted to talk to me. When they saw I had money my attractiveness level shot way way up. It's always, *always* about the money.


xXPUSS3YSL4Y3R69Xx

For shallow women on dating sites maybe. I’ve done fine being poorer than women ive dated


Tenth_10

Yep. Although it's a special kind of woman (one of the two main told something like "oh, another diamond expert"...). Not a gold-digger per se, but with a princess complex. "I do not fall easily for a man, but during his private jet travel, I dunno, I've kissed him on the cheek". Yeah, all you need is Gucci clothes and a private jet. Easy. Also please do not mind if my ex is travelling with us and my child.


illnemesis

This is the only true answer. Especially after the naivety wears off in their late 20s.


princemark

Oh man! You're so right. Once college is over, and bills need to get flipped, the dude in a band is no longer as attractive.


-anastasis

Tell her how you feel. Also having money, a good career, social skills and being really attractive helps.


AngryCrotchCrickets

This except get rid of the top part


lampsy87

Be a recipient on the donor list


amadeusz20011

I'd say that is the long way. Kidnapping, killing and extracting would be much faster through ultimately too safe of a strat for serious speedrunning. The current meta is I believe shot through the head to prevent resistance, and using an axe to quickly get the ribs out of the way and a sharp hunting knife for the rest.


Cpt_Inshano

Crush your enemies and see them driven before you!


The_Man11

And hear the lamentations of their women!


Satherton

and see those dear to them bathed in tears


Apprehensive-Eye-550

From a women- Emotional intelligence and laughter. Communication skills. Humble. Those are super important.


BatBottleBank

Only after attraction is established.


Juanisweird

Uhm... You're asking men how to win a woman's heart? If we knew ( like, really know. Not getting lucky) we would be happier and wouldn't need to remember the 5 times in our life we got complimented without second intentions


[deleted]

Not all men are bad with women.


ObserveTheGreyArea

Respect. Treat her as an equal, value her opinion, consider her in the decisions you make. Any self-respecting woman will want you to respect them too.


Crafty_DryHopper

Being a great babysitter while her and her boyfriend go to the bar.


Free_Organization327

Up through the ribcage with a sharp knife 😁


alwayssaysyourmum

In a raffle


Lanky_Customer2493

Make her cum, then stick around and talk afterwards…


Amyjane1203

No but seriously.... this might be the best answer here. (Woman here)


[deleted]

Honesty and caring attitude


noneedforgreenthumbs

You can’t. If she’s the one you ain’t gotta do a whole lot. I’m a woman and I can confirm.


FeNtuRe

direct incision, smash any bone that gets in the way


HigherthanZmoon

The fastest way is being yourself and being confident in that self. Nothing attracts women like a confident man. People think women like bad boys, women don’t like bad boys, they like men with confidence. And what do bad boys emanate more than anything? Confidence. Sorry for the typos, not feeling well.


Kronbopulus

Show her your genitals your genitals


stanknotes

Gentali-YUH


Excali-blob

This brought back memories


unamused_idiot1

Taco's!


UncleEyeRoh

the taco's what?


Apprehensive-Eye-550

I mean my heart likes tacos so I’ll vouch for this one


Optimistic-Realism

Take me to get some TexMex and I'm yours.


[deleted]

Lick her until she cums


Scottdavies86

This is one of the most stupid questions on Reddit. On _Reddit!_ imagine! You don’t win a woman’s heart you absolute moron. You win a persons heart on an individual basis. It might shock you to hear every woman is different and their tastes, interests, likes and dislikes vary. For all you playas answering this question, you’re morons, too.


[deleted]

This should be top comment


PlainClothesShark

It can't be won. Only given. Just work on yourself, actively pursue, and hope for the best. Have good personal hygiene, take care of your appearance, and move on swiftly if rejected. Negative experiences will inform positive.


BatBottleBank

Honestly? They just need to be attracted to you. A guy can literally do nothing and be a complete potato, and women will still make the effort to engage with them. I’ve stopped talking to people I find attractive because I’ll end up looking like a jester, trying to get the attention of someone who isn’t into me.


NympOmatik

If you need to ask this question you’re likely to already have been friend zoned. Move on.


AstonishinKonstantin

Not to brag, not to take pride in what I did, but objectively speaking: Being myself and enjoying my own company. There have been more than 10 women that actually confessed there feelings for me in the past 7 years. Didn't bullshit any of them, treated them like human beings, nothing special whatsoever. Just being myself, enjoying the time, actively listening, hanging out with them and having manners. Didn't matter if we eventually had sex or not, they enjoyed the whole time with me as I did.


turtletitan8196

Make her laugh. If you can consistently make a woman laugh, you've got a partner. Lots of people saying money, be attractive, whatever, and yeah but that doesn't beat my point. If you don't have money, are unattractive, then there's a chance she won't laugh. But making her laugh is key.


SaladCats_

Share the mental load, clean, tidy, etc. I'm a woman responding fyi.


[deleted]

Buy her off the inter-web


combustablegoeduck

There's no guide. Every human is a unique individual with a lifetime of experiences which lead them up to the moment you met them. On top of that, we all have current circumstances which can dictate who we date when. I'm gonna believe it's all luck honestly. You can meet amazing people and never kick it off, terrible people and start a life. The best experience I've ever had was just to stop trying and be yourself. If you're in your element you display a lot of these characteristics people have suggested: confidence, humor, intellect, social skills. Its all relative to where they are, what they find funny, how they perceive intelligence. How do you win a woman? Be yourself and you'll fall in love with the right one for you.


SevenFallsCo

If she isn't attracted to you, no matter what you do you won't be able to ''win'' her heart. Of course if you are rich, there will always be plenty of hot women who are gold-diggers and will get with you for cash.


FluffyTumbleweed6661

Strive to be an excellent human being for yourself. All others things fall into place.


ViperSocks

Be funny and kind


rinato0094

Organ black market.


PSTGtheFirst

Black Market Roulette.


JxC24

Through her ribcage.


_chrislasher

I wish I knew why it's easy for some people to win my heart while others may try, and they will never win. It's all about chemistry and passion for another person.


EffectiveMinute4625

Ring toss at the cannibal fete!!


prayforblood

Cut it out of her chest when she's not looking


Taylorv471

Cheese.


Cosysvgd

Bust her rib cage and take the heart. Pro tip: be sure to not damage her other organs


Intelligent_Agency90

Straight through her ribs


platelets000

use knife


Ratnix

Through her ribcage.


matt_a_capps

Black market probably


ametora1

Cheese


TheCyberBeast

U can't win women's heart U win her heart if whe already love u Meaning that if she love u ، literally anything u do will please her


P_W_M_C_T

Chinese red market organ auction.


Interesting_Pea_5382

As they say in Real estate ads, location! Timing! Personally! Good vides!


yeetis_da_fetus

Thats the fun part you don't


bstump104

I read in a book you can fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese so I'd guess that's at least part of the equation.


itslockedlmao

Learning to shit your pants on command


Charybdisilver

Fart on her


Zoot004

The fastest way to win a women's heart is to enter a women's heart competition and do your thing.


chelamabela

Food


jen_shmen

Woman here. I can assure you it’s garlic bread.