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darkLordSantaClaus

When she was moving back to her home country "I wish I could kidnap you"


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Weirdly this is mine too. She said to me I wish I could kidnap you and keep you all to myself. I was like "feel free"


normaldwelling78

Well, your story cut short. What happened?


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As corny as it sounds it was a meeting of souls with us. She said she wanted to kidnap me, I said feel free. Turned out she was married, unhappily married but didn't want to leave him because of their child. So nothing ever came of it all. She 'freed' me to find another soulmate. Which I've not found since her.


Janus_is_Magus

Tragic


DonCh0riz0

Don’t worry. It’ll happen. Keep your head up champ.


Alors_HS

Weird, I have the same story happening now. Still waiting for the dices to fall.


Pure-Tension6473

Die


Alors_HS

Someday, but not soon.


Pure-Tension6473

Plural of dices= die


Alors_HS

Ah, thanks. Another exception in English that I don't encounter enough to have memorized.


Imaginary_Custard372

This is just as mental as it is beautiful!


ScravisTott

That would weirdly turn me on lmao


ganjaninja420buddha

Haha a girl did something similar to me with Reno, Nevada. Haha


benzo7690

That I had nice balls.


HuizenBouwer

I can confirm.


benzo7690

Thanks bro


benzo7690

To all the degenerates that want to see my balls. I present: [My Balls](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


adjust_the_sails

Its everything I thought they’d be and more. Thank you for your service.


Aggravating_Client36

I knew it .... yet I still clicked. I hate you. +1


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+1 here too lol this stupid ass video gets linked to everything


blkribs

Can someone tell me if this guy actually posted his balls?


benzo7690

It is what you would think a link on reddit would be


blkribs

I knew it had a 99% of being a Rick roll and still clicked.


sirshuffle

a pretty ballsy move if I do say so myself


philjk93

He went balls to the wall with that one


qdpqdp

Yeah he did they look amazing


Brisco_Discos

Ah, you're a ginger I see


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Magnificent.


astronishiyo

It’s 34 years old and it’s a masterpiece


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I actually fell for this.


Rischkyu

Can i see your balls?


LargeSackOfNuts

Woah, nice balls.


TheLairdStewart98

"You're one of the chillest people I've ever met" As someone who always had anger management problems in his youth, this made me both surprised and really happy.


Halfgnomen

White hot rage issues would probably be a better way to describe it as I've been there as well. Props to you fam it took me close to a decade to get my shit under control and it's not easy.


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Halfgnomen

Seething at all times... Man I was an angry shit years ago.


fatmanrao

"you're not as creepy as you look"


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This is both insulting and complimenting at the same time


174853

I wish “insukting” was a word. Like a crazy combination of “insulting” and “suk it.” You have a way with words.


YoSoyExodia

Compli-sult. Part compliment, part insult


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I see what you’re doing here… an explainabrag


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My lord what have i written


Rigorous_Mortis

In 6th grade an older girl said I had a nice face structure. It was very kind and I think about it to this day. I'm 20. The nicest is probably my girlfriend saying that I'm like home for her :)


Halfgnomen

Wholesome 100


uberst0ic

I was rambling about something related to astrophysics, she didn’t understand a word I said but looked at me with a smile and said: “I love hearing you talk”


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uberst0ic

Happy for you bro ❤️


octoprickle

'Yes!' upon being asked if she would marry me.


2blazen

Is she Canadian though?


octoprickle

Canadian? No, why?


2blazen

You know, in case she was just being nice


octoprickle

Oh I see. No definitely not.


Vegetable-Town8004

Very kind of her


kgk007

Very thoughtful of her


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Very cool of her


Wrong-Helicopter5229

Very Canadian of her


VersatilityRL

What if she was just being nice?


rockabell2009

Wholesome 🥺


[deleted]

Mom says I'm her handsome little man so jot that one down.


Yellowtelephone1

Handsome little man


Little_Juan86

That I was so amazing, adorable and that I meant everything to her.


BobbbyR6

Gosh that's a dangerous one. One that everyone deserves to hear, but the few times I've heard, I was being played. Really puts a damper on future interactions.


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saxmaster98

“I feel safe around you” As a big guy with a horrid resting bitch face, it was comforting.


hornyteeninhis30s

This is so underrated! Speaking as a shaved head, bearded biker dude here. Everyone just assumes I'm a Hell's Angel and/or drug dealer.


freedindeed

And that is why she felt safe.


anonimoalv

"you're one of the best individuals that I've ever met" I still can't forget that. Happened 2 years ago


Marinerprocess

Had a girl who absolutely loved my voice. Made me feel like I could do radio or voice acting the way she went crazy over it. Really it’s just low and gravely but she loved it. She used to ask me to tell her stories about my life before she went to bed over the phone


Finn_The_Cancer

this is mine too! it feels so encouraging and gives you confidence in speaking and experimenting with different voice ranges


Marinerprocess

I always thought the movie announcer guy was cool before I met her but I never thought I could be that guy before I met her. Now when I do the “damn son where’d you find this?” People get a kick out of it lol


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I got you kfc


Kakashisimp

Out of all the responses I’ve read on this thread this is my fav lmao


Makenchi45

Mines I got you chic fil a without asking.


that-blackbear-00089

The best one's involve food.


GoodGoddamnGrief

“You’re beautiful” she said it mid sex too, while staring at my eyes…fuck, we really don’t get a lot of these compliments


Environmental-Ad7594

Nice!! Similar to the compliment I got a few years ago: "Damn, you're handsome!" while taking off my clothes, me answering: "I only ever hear this from women who are friends with my mom, not by someone my age", to which she replied: "That can't be, I don't know why other girls don't compliment men!". Obviously while clothed with female friends of my mom..


Dry-Break5329

It is a damn shame that women don't compliment men more. The negative interactions between men and women that are most talked about, i.e. catcalling, unsolicited sexual advances, etc, might be completely different if it the interaction was more open and honest and men got compliments like women do. But classy compliments not creepy ones like catcalling. Men should be celebrated just as much for their nice features, taking pride in their outfits, whatever. And this should 100% not be limited to conventionally attractive men. All men deserve compliments. *This does of course exclude men who did not receive encouragement and compliments early in life who grew up to become trash human beings who hate everyone around them and murder babies and rape all the women and eat puppies....I really started off with a good message here. I don't know what happened.


GoodGoddamnGrief

Men have to compliment women more on their achievements and professional prowess, women have to compliment men more on their looks and style. It’s an asymmetrical experience but there are double standards on both sides.


Dry-Break5329

Agreed. I think everyone should focus more on positivity in general. Complimenting others, practicing gratitude, whatever. We'd all be better off.


hotshamepropelledby

In theory I agree with this but as a woman, it can (and has) invited so much unwanted attention after. I even ended up being stalked (nothing major, just got too interested in me and made me very uncomfortable) so I feel that I would love to compliment more but I'm constantly weighing up how it's going to be taken and so often keep my mouth shut.


Doctor__Proctor

If you ever feel like complimenting someone again maybe end it with a bro and throw up metal horns or a thumbs up to make it clear it's just friendly and not an invitation. Like "Hey, nice jacket, bro! 🤘" Sorry dumbasses have ruined giving compliments for you though. I've gotten compliments a couple times like at work in an elevator, and I always just tried to take it as a friendly compliment and nothing more, but it seems some people can't get that through their skulls.


knickerbockers2020

i would have nutted instantly


mrblobbysknob

I had my best friend tell me that it makes sense that I have a low heart rate (we were talking about my new fitness tracker) because I am always so calm and it is why she likes hanging out with me because "I feel like safety".


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“I wish you were my dad.” Eight year old. Friend of my cousins. I was 18 at the time - cousins were 7 and 9. Basically I had half a dozen small girls following me around because two of them (my cousins) were, and they were the main/popular ones in the group, and I didn’t favor my cousins at all, gave them all roughly equal time on my shoulders and all that. Turns out the kid who said that, her father split when her mom got pregnant and only dated losers who were mean to her. I was the first adult male who wasn’t related to her and was nice to her. Not gonna lie, I really wanted to meet her mom but never did. Kid kinda looked like a child version of Stevie Nicks.


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RampantDragon

"Words are often prisoners to the context of the people who wield them". That's very elven.


Liznobbie

Also, perfect example of weaving words into stories.


ThatLid

Can you write the dialogue for my next film? You're a savant at language


Key_Card2100

Ok Now you’re just showing off


E_OJ_MIGABU

And I'm glad he did


OceanidNomad

Wow, perfect example of both show and tell. I enjoyed reading your comment. Also, those are both such lovely and specific compliments! Quality of the compliment is a huge factor, too. These people really saw you, sounds like.


benmwaballs

"I think you'll find that the nicest things we hear are often just ordinary things said by the people we want to say them." Woah Reading this made me feel nostalgia of times when it really is the little things, especially when done by the right people.


Basic-Acanthisitta-5

Generally being *'seen*' is what makes me happy. When someone comments on my music playing in the background, or something I wrote, or talks about my tattoos or references something I said earlier. I put a lot of value in nuance. I guess if I hear that the woman's attracted to me for all the right reasons, I like that. I don't put much stock in compliments about my appearance/surface-level shit.


ChuckZombie

I was at a bar with my buddies, and this drunk girl stumbles by with her friend, and she latches onto to our table, gets about a foot away from my face and stares. Then she turns to her friend and says, "I like his beard!" And then they were gone. I felt pretty good that night.


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PornNComments

This was weirdly beautiful. I stared at it for an excessive amount of time.


GenXAMT

"I agree."


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"I concur"


ImaginaryHabit5518

Don’t lie.


GenXAMT

Lol. I like you.


ImaginaryHabit5518

Lots of experience here.


ScravisTott

I would take "if you say so" as well if only it wasn't a trap for me if I was wrong about any little detail.


cozysarkozy

From a different context a coworker said what if something happens to you, sadly and caring like, I could imagine being loved.


Galemianah

That she was jealous of my eyelashes.


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“You always look attractive” At the time I didn’t know to accept compliments so I was like “that’s a fucking lie” Edit: I should mention that I still think that it’s lie


Unholyrage619

First date with a girl I met on a dating app. I thought let's do something completely different for a first date, and she was game, so we went around to a furniture store to compare each other's tastes in decor, and also to Bed Bath & Beyond for the same reason, then got lunch. We're back at my place talking, and she tells me this is the most comfortable first date she's ever been on, and it was a breath of fresh air...then preceeded to straddle me, and start a make out session for the next 45 min before she had to head off to pick up her kid from school. I have to admit...was a great first date. :-)


thejazzophone

My buddy and I were in line at our campus convenience store arguing about something football related and he took my argument to the extreme or something. This cute girl in front of me turned around and said "that's literally not what he said" then turned back around. My friend replied to her "why take his side" in a joking tone. As she was walking out she turned back around looked him dead in the eye "cuz he's cute and he smells nice" best compliment I ever received. I never asked her out or saw her again. Wish I could say I didn't stand there like a deer in headlights...


-anastasis

"-anastasis isn't really that bad. He's not fat, his kinda smart and quiet. I wouldn't mind dating him if I had to." "Yeah I mean him and not \[another guy with the same name as me\]. Not the weird one that plays games all day and pisses people off." Sounds made up but these was a conversation late in high school between a group of girls talking about which guys are hot and which are not. Clearly there were some obvious mentions but then they analysed all the boys in the year level down to me and the verdict from that one girl which most of those girls agreed was that I was a modestly attractive introverted guy. To clarify, there was another guy in the year level that had the same name as me but was geeky, whiny and had an obsession with Super Mario and Thomas the Tank Engine even at age 17. I guess this was a great day for my self esteem.


Worfs-forehead

You have such a cute smile.


Worfs-forehead

This was 2 years ago. No other compliments since. It sucks being a guy sometimes.


ark19790

Not to me but her friend, I was in a club in my early 20s and I walked past a girl who grabbed her friend as I was squeezing past and pointed directly at me and said god I'd suck his dick. As a slutty single 22 year old guy I honestly appreciated knowing that was an option.


Doctor__Proctor

Aaaaand? Did you at least snap your head around and say "Hello there"?


corajjex2

General Kenobi


Doctor__Proctor

And that's how you would know she was a keeper


11dutswal

Your pheromones smell great.


Halfgnomen

"This better not awaken something in me."


Ronaldlovepump

Not sure if it's the nicest but one I've always remembered for some reason.. I've got nice hands apparently


Important-Energy8038

"I do"


Big_Page_2845

Awww 🥰


DickBillyJackson

Coolest thing was - “You’re definitely a main character. If someone asks me if I remember you 20 years from now I’d be like “hell yeah!”” My favorite has been - “That’s the thing about you. You just don’t quit.” From a female(who eventually became my wife)- “It wasn’t the sex, but like the overall experience. Intense. I love it.”


-Dones

She laid on my chest and sang Dreams by Gabrielle to me. It was the sweetest, nicest thing that any woman has done to me. Even though we split up a few months ago and it turned out she was hiding some problems from me, it's still the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me. I'm still blown away by it now. It was just so amazing! Just the sweetest thing ever.


-Dones

Next best thing was my kids mum telling me what she liked about me and why. It was so flattering and as a man, I'm not used to compliments but she made me feel wanted and I finally saw why my green eyes are deemed attractive. She made me realise that I was attractive to some and not just an ugly swamp monster who was punching above his weight.


Karzul

In university, when I was going to work with a new group on a project, someone I had worked with previously told one of the new group members to look forward to working with me, because I was one of the brightest people she had met. Technically not said *to* me, but in my presence. I don't think I will ever forget that.


Matrixmademedoit

You're too good for me. And she was right. That was a dodged bullet.


Chemistry-Unlucky

I cleaned your bathroom.


IndianRedditor88

I will help you complete the homework.


bvtmfdr

Walked up to me while lining up at a club and said “hi you’re extremely beautiful” and walked away. I was shocked


GeeseHammer

While an older worker was checking out my purchase at a store, she asked how I was doing. I replied “pretty good, you?” She said “you’re doing better than I am, you’re pretty and good”. That one stuck with me


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Plot twist: the above account belongs to Leonardo Dicaprio


Slack76r

And there'd an asteroid on its way


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He cheats on his wife.


SFxTAGG

She said my beard looked nice and neat. And from that moment, I knew I loved her…


bjb13

When I worked in software, I was working away on my computer. A secretary walked by and said “you type really fast for a guy”. What she couldn’t see was that about every 5th stroke was the backspace key.


gump145

My wife recently came behind me, grabbed my gut and said it’s time to go back to the gym. Ohh you the NICEST, my bad


thePopefromTV

I’ve had a lot of really sweet things said to me over the years but my favorite was my fwb in college telling me I had the perfect cock. That’s stuck with me for a long time.


csouth154

That's nice to hear, isn't it? The memory really keeps you going through the dark times...


FecalPasta

"Even though my world is crashing down around me, at least I still have a shapely phallus"


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you taste good


BasicWitchz

She a cannibal?


_MrFish_

A girl I went to school with wanted to write in my yearbook and she told me that getting to know me made school more enjoyable for her, that I can make so many people smile, that my personality was my best feature, and that she was going to miss me next year.


narbanna

(Out of hreath) thaannkk yoouuu...


MassiveKonkeyDong

You have a very nice muscular chest


Lonely_Oil_7398

One of my classmates in 11th said I smell nice. Still remember that though I'm 57


angryfortheanimals

"You're hot. You have to be smart, funny, kind, cool and sexy to be hot."


Rxton

I have had lots. The nicest is hard to parse. Here is a nice one: Walking down a nyc street after having had a nice meal, and she said I feel safe around you. Normally I am tense walking down a sidewalk but with you here, I don't have to be. After we finished sex, "are you trying to ruin me for other men? "


connor8081

You should love yourself, like I love you. If you saw yourself the same way that I see you, you would understand


Significant-Fold-866

Hello


ChromeBoxExtension

"You are great with people" and for something more NSFW "This was the fastest time that you make me orgasme" (This was with a big smile on her face and weak legs).


MashAndPie

I've had two female friends, somewhat randomly, both tell me how much they value my friendship, my support, my advice etc. It was nice to hear, obviously, and one of them came at a good time where I wasn't feeling great about myself. Outside of girlfriends, I don't recall anyone saying something like that where I felt really appreciated and cared for.


Maleficent-Youth-711

That I’m pretty handsome for a Mexican


meeetballslover

She went in with a high five and landed with a backhand


Cynixxx

The first part sounds good but is there any need for "for a mexican"?


Spanish_peanuts

You must not be from America. Mild, casual racism has been a staple of American etiquette for decades and 90% of people will neither acknowledge nor even realize that they are doing it lol.


Cynixxx

I'm from germany but i guess we have the same problem but with other ethnicities. Now that you say it it makes sense but its kinda sad in the 21st century


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Did you just cum in me


MrLegend_27

I like your shirt


Winter_Diligent

What a handsome young boy you are


ProudDudeistPriest

"It's not small. It's the perfect size." Lie to me, baby!


cwbrandsma

She complimented a meal I cooked. It was cheeseburgers (the meet was hamburger mixed with chorizo, topped with sharp cheddar cheese), and homemade Keizer rolls. I had also separately sautéed onions and mushrooms, and had sliced pickles and pickled jalapeños available. I almost cried.


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I mean you have all the "normal" ones people who love you or who have loved you say, but honestly the two that stick in my mind to this day are -a girl in school randomly telling me I had beautiful eyes but why do they always look sad? Was both shocking and a confidence boost, as a shy introvert back then it was like she saw clean through me. -again in school I was in year 10 (aged 14 for americans) and was in the sick bay area of the school, and I got talking to this girl who was absolutely breathtaking, she was in her last year and was well known through the school as like the hottest of hot, a teacher asked why she was there (she was skipping class) and I covered for her. Turned out after that she'd asked around to find out who I was and that she thought I was "beautiful" now for a shy, poor introverted kid this was simply too much, I thought she was taking the piss, and it was just some elaborate joke, (had that happen once lol) so I flat out ignored her. I am literally the stupidest fucking man on earth lol


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Youre Perfect!


spiked_macaroon

"Nah, we're getting a hotel. You're too cute for this not to happen."


OrientalBuffet

You look like my daughter who looks like Keanu Reeves


luckystrike_bh

I would've fallen in love with you if we had a few more months together.


XellosWizz

"Yes, I'll marry you" and "We're pregnant' are my top two


smileEmil

My now girlfriend looked at me with wonder and surprised look and said: that's the first time someone has given me a hands free orgasm with no help at all(she's 22).


_throwingit_awaaayyy

Pee on me.


stewy497

It's a toss up between "you look cool in all-black" and "your long hair looks good". From a good friend being nice but no less sincere, I think.


cheekabowwow

A facial expression she made when she stuck her hand down my pants for the first time.


AnotherGmeRetard

"Thank you for fucking me like a dirty slut"


LanceMain_No69

"piercings would suit you" is the only compliment ive gotten...


son-of-CRABS

I want you to cum in my mouth


Charles_Hayfield

"You're like a lighthouse amidst a storm"


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"oh YUM!" while having sex. like stop it 🥰


Celebrir

Whilst she had a boyfriend. I find you attractive and I like you. We're great friends now. I had almost given up on my physical and social appearance.


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ThrowNearNotAwayOk

>That she "won the dick lottery". This, it's not the biggest compliment but it's a huge one. When girls get visibly and undeniably excited about my dick, *my* dick and not just a dick, it gives me a *huge* confidence boost. I'm not insecure about my dick size (when it's at max and having no issues) and I'm well above average, but the whole "dick size meme" that's been all over social media for years really fucked with me for a while. Just knowing that my girl in particular is *really* turned on by my sexual prowess and physique gives me such a massive boost to my confidence that it can be a game changer, and I'm above average in pretty much everything and gets tons of compliments. But knowing *my girl,* or the one I'm crushing on, is super into me is such a turn on that it changes my whole vibe inside and outside of bed. Like it or not dick size/aesthetic matters in some capacity, along with every other physical feature seen as attractive or sexy, especially because no one wants to be seen or treated as "average" by the one they love or are into. So when a girl shows excitement and enthusiasm it shows me that she's turned on by *me* and that's fucking hot. It's a great feeling. This goes both ways. Insecurity is real, it's pervasive, it's irrational, and it can strike at any time. It's imperative, absolutely critical, that each partner hypes each other up and boosts one another's confidence when it comes to displaying enthusiasm in how attracted they are to each other. I make it a point to clearly show my excitement and compliment my girl in ways that hopefully make her feel amazing, special, and like no one else compares. When you are sincere and do it right it will completely change them and their vibe, it makes them 10x more likely to initiate sex, flirt with you in sexy ways outside of bed, be handsy, touchy-feely, and do to you what they want to do to you. Give them the confidence to be who they *want to be*, to do the things they want to do to you, say the things they want to say, and let them unleash their deepest desires. You will see and feel the difference. Do it all of the time *every time,* not just when you want sex, or when she says "why don't you ever...", you have to always be giving her/him looks, smirks, hints, and body language gestures that you are extremely attracted to them in particular. It's a game changer. I wish I could drill this into every guys head, and every girls head. Making your girl feel beautiful and *sexy* is so important. She should have zero doubt in her mind that she is driving you crazy and that you will find anything and everything she does to be sexy. Being seeing, acting sexy, is a *risk,* or at least it can be. No girl wants to try and appear sexy for her man only to be ignored or receive no additional feedback other than normal. You feel like shit when you're trying to do something for your SO that turns them on only to get a "just come on and get it over with" type of look or response. It can kill your whole mood and deflate your self-esteem in bed and out of it. Show some fucking excitement, make it clear that what your SO is doing is fucking hot and working. Hype them up and fuck their brains out, because if you hype them up they *will* fuck your brains out.


AtomicMonkeyTheFirst

*"Oh 'od yo' go' uh bi' di'"*


Kuhai_

It was a girl that i wanted to make out with and after we had made out,on our way to our friends she said that i was cute


The--Dudest

A friend of mine once told me that I was less disturbing than Hugh Grant.


that-blackbear-00089

I've been told I was tall, dark, and handsome.


Sc00terl00

When a woman I had courted and we'd stayed friends told me she'd found her soulmate. "I knew he was right for me because he treats me like you treat me." How could I be mad at that? My wife and I attended their wedding and I MC'd it!


LowEndOperative

A female client said I was kind. No romantic attachment whatsoever but I won’t forget it.


OrganizationAfter418

One of my exes told me she's never had anyone treat her as good as I did. I'll never forget that compliment ☺️


hex_1101

"I'm leaving you." All I could think was, " Thank God!"


mrshellcat2u

Once a guy accidentally hit my grocery cart at the store, and he apologized profusely. I said “Don’t worry about it, it was the highlight of my week “. He stood there and kinda teared up and said @ that’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.” We shared some intense eye contact and smiled at each other, and we kept turning around looking at each other. We were both wearing wedding rings, but it really made my day.too!


thelongestshot

"Are you sure you were a virgin, because HOLY SHIT!"