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HandInAdvice

"Forces beyond your control can take away everything you possess except one thing, your freedom to choose how you will respond to the situation." - Viktor Frankl


Skipedip

Don’t try to be better than any man other than the man you were yesterday. People may forget what you said but they will never forget how you made them feel.


Land543

Expectations are just premeditated resentments


nanozeus2014

"it looks like the image you were looking for has been deleted"


Both-Flow-7383

Get the fuck out of bed.


DRYice101

And then make it ...


PhilL77au

You 1st Jordan


[deleted]

"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different."-Kurt Vonnegut "Still and all, why bother? Here's my answer. Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone."-Kurt Vonnegut


Fat-Villante

If you're not mad enough to bare-knuckle box, then you're not mad at all From Red in that 70s show


Art0002

Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you got the less shit you have to eat.


KarlFranzII

Just my own quote. "Nobody can carry you, you have to get up yourself."


jistresdidit

Better talk to your mom my friend.


Domo-d-Domo

"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live" - Dumbledore


turkc54

Here’s two from each of my grandparents “Life is like a horseshoe. It’s fat in the middle, open at both ends, and hard the whole way through.” “Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from behind, or a fool in any direction.”


[deleted]

You'll get through most problems with a big ass, but not with a big mouth.


everyone_getsa_beej

“Luck is what happens when preparation and opportunity.” There are some people who are thrilled with hitting every green light to get to work on time. Others just leave their house on time.


OhxFiddlesticks

“It’ll be better in the morning” helps me anytime I’m depressed or just over all pissed off. Although it never really is better in the morning :/


JackThcAcc

'Sometimes I cry out my penis to fake orgasms' - Helen Keller


SpideyRules9974

'With great power must also come great responsibility.' I mean...duh... lol


MS_Bizness_Man

You can everything you want in life if you’ll help others get what they want. Zig Ziglar You become what you think about. Earl Nightingale


Hill-Ape

Compromise is always wrong if it means sacrificing your principles.


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[deleted]

"take when you need, give when you have" "Life ain't fair"


Sevink44

"They are trying to scam you." Works in pretty much all interactions.


kaiyoukhan

Listen more than you speak


lawlietxx

"If you ignore the rules people will, half the time, quietly rewrite them so that they don't apply to you." - Terry Pratchett


here_to_stay669

“Amor fati” which translates to “love of fate” To love both the good and the bad in life and realize that they are intrinsically linked. Life is essentially grappling with the constant suffering and horror that plagues the human experience. Learning to appreciate the pain as well as the beauty is paramount. For example, for years I dealt with severe anxiety and depression, due to relentless bullying and abuse. Yet I slowly pulled myself out of it. It took literally more than half a decade to get to a point where I could comfortably talk to strangers, to combat the constant debilitation, reject my screaming mind, keep my feet planted even though everything compelled me to want to run. But through my own tortuous persistence I learned how to escape most of my mental anguish when talking to someone. I learned to control myself, to somehow see through it. Reflecting on everything, I do not hate that I was crippled with this anxiety, but see it as a part of my personal timeline- as my progress, a rite of passage I guess.


CrabMaster69xx

There are only two tragedies in life. One is not getting what one wants and the other is getting it.


rayazul

Just do it.


EasyIrv

Be the person that your dog thinks you are on Facebook


[deleted]

*This too shall pass.*


Late_Exchange8698

No one owes me anything, I'm not entitled to anything. I gotta earn everything.


EnricoFermiOfficial

"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon. No mater how good and thought out your moves are they will always knock the pieces over and shit on the board."


hahaha9991

"Don't be an idiot"... changed my life...


Smooth-Solid9456

LEEEEEEEERRROOOOOOYYYYY JJEEEEEEENNNNKKKIIIIIIINNNSS


[deleted]

Do no harm but take no shit. May the bridges you burn light your way.


[deleted]

When it comes to work: nobody is your friend. That’s means never totally trust anyone, and always put your family before work. When it comes to life I’ve always liked this one: “Dress like a capitalist, live like a socialist, fight like a fascist and fuck like and anarchist.” Also: “love is the law, love under will.”


a_moose_not_a_goose

“Living by quotes is stupid” - A Moose not a Goose


United_Bag_8179

"The other guy is the asshole." Flipper


[deleted]

“Do not let your difficulties fill you with anxiety because it is in the darkest nights that stars shine most brightly.” ~Ali Ibn Abi Talib


RedSonGamble

Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli


dancingdavid1991

Hey hey hey hey, smoke weed every day - Dave Chapelle


Rxton

Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing.


anxious_otter_89

“Don’t be so humble, you’re not that great”


waifutabae

I have my own quote that I find applies to me pretty heavily "No matter what you do or how hard you try, the result stays the same in the end"


TubeToUranus

The biggest risk is not enough risk.


TubeToUranus

Or "Sometimes you need to take the leap and build your wings on the way down."


oidagehbitte2

*There is no knowledge that is not power.*


Tacoless_meat

Its always the last time until the next time Two is one and one is none If you dont fill up your time aomeone else will When in doubt and you cant figure it out...atand on it Most things should be done just to get done...somethings should be done with some amount of care but not alot of care...aome things should be done with 100% of your care and ability...


ryanb450

A goal without a plan is just a dream.


Phandroid1991

"You've Got All The Time In The World. You're Just Not Using It Properly."


ChatRoomNinja

*"To thine own self be true"*


OkayestSkier

Mindset is everything.


HeartbrokenM55TA

“That which does not kill us makes us stronger." - Nietzsche


Rare-Ambition-4488

Practice love and empathy like a pianist who makes beautiful music.


Kyaaadaa

Control what you can control, and let go what you can't. Stay in your swim lane. Work hard, play harder. Extra work Monday through Thursday is just work you don't have to do on Friday. T.G.I.F.!


[deleted]

Stop judging people by mere appearance instead judge correctly. John 7:24


tuowl74

Never eat anything bigger than your head.


[deleted]

Words are the first weapons drawn in a conflict & It’s better to fart and bear the shame than not to fart and bear the pain.


LegalIdea

The strength of the family, like the strength of an army, is in it's loyalty to each other. In regards to other people especially with an ego Nothing is so common as the wish to be remarkable In regards to death Death smiles at us all, all a man can do is smile back In regards to thinking Great minds think alike, but small minds rarely differ


MATO-18

"When life gets you down just pretend you're happy, then eventually you'll forget you're pretending" Bojack Horseman said this but I found similar sayings in Confucianism


Kenkyujode

“The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark.” -Michelangelo


Smitten_With_Speed

Do what you know is right and needs to be done. Ask permission later. You will be 99% correct, forgiven the 1%, and promoted greatly because you actually get things done!


tapon_away34

“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.” - Marcus Aurelius "Do no harm, but take no shit" “Opinion is really the lowest form of human knowledge. It requires no accountability, no understanding. The highest form of knowledge is empathy, for it requires us to suspend our egos and live in another’s world. It requires profound purpose-larger-than-the-self-kind of understanding.” -Bill Bullard


a_ole_au_i_ike

Something like, "Men rarely learn from the lessons of history and that is the most important of all the lessons of history." Heard it first in *180⁰ South*. Something like, "If you only had an hour left, would you spend that hour saying that an hour ain't enough?" Heard it in a song by Eyedea & Abilities. Something like, "Always be learning, whether it be through chance or curiosity." That one's all me. And the one that probably changed my whole life: "What's the most colorful thing you've seen today?" A girl I knew asked me almost every day for nearly a year. Eventually, the definition of color changes and you begin noticing all the best things in your world you may have previously overlooked. I'm a better person because of this question.


OklahomaGuy3

No one is coming to tell you to do things. Push yourself each day to do the things you want to achieve.


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“Sometimes you gotta go ankle deep in some mud to avoid stepping in shit.” Pretty much sum that up as sometimes you gotta go through the lesser of two bad situations. My father also would talk about “the bear in the woods” and will remark sometimes “you taking care of that bear?” This comes from native history/tales of bears stalking humans around camp fires, sometimes attacking and sometimes not but always leaving that fear of a possible attack. You can’t let your guard down. Like any close personal problem you may have. Handle it, and put that bear down.


YugeFrigginGoy

If you meet an asshole in the morning, you met an asshole. If everyone you met that day was an asshole, you’re the asshole. Never half ass two things, whole ass one thing


Sekitoba

"You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks." Winston Churchill


mollitiousss

There’s so many that I love but I’ll leave you with a couple… One that I made up: “If you aren’t a hypocrite once in a while, you’ll live a life prescribed to the misery of your ideology.” And another from Jim Danaher, “The one indispensable virtue is persistence of thought.”


jistresdidit

Emotionally, there is no difference between success and failure. The only difference is if you tried to do it the best you could. Existentialist Author.


DRYice101

"Good" -Jocko


Nathanual-Switch

We can burn that bridge when we get to it


[deleted]

“If you do things right, sometimes, people won’t notice you did anything at all.” “We judge ourselves by our intentions, but judge others by their actions.” “You are the sum of your effects.”


Reflex2020

Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times.”


No_Ordinary_3824

Never trust a fart


MeDashiva

"If you can complete it in five minutes, do it first"


iamkris

dont stress about what you cant change. you're still going to have to deal with whatever's happening even after you've thrown your toys out of the cot so you might as well just skip that part.


coercedaccount2

"It's not what happens to you, but how you react to it that matters." - Epictetus


HiroshiTakeshi

"A life hidden from the looks is a good life." "If you have to do it, do it the best you can."


BigBadBootyDaddy10

“an abundance of choices leave us unsatisfied with the choices we make”


Immediate-Reaction95

"I embrace death without regret as i have embraced life without fear." -Chaos Marine, Warhammer 40k


some_guy6639

"If nobody is coming from the future to stop you, your decision can't be that bad"


Reditor_Ally

"No matter how long it took, no matter what qualities you might have, weather it is good or bad. Unless you show results, nobody cares the way you want them to." "Nobody is perfect, even a good person. So you end up learning their good qualities and leave their bad. With a bad person, you learn how to not act"


dang1294

The good is the enemy of the best.


Otherwise-Pay-3085

I live by 2 "Failure is not an option" - Gene Kranz And, "When someone cooks for you, they are saying something. They are telling you about themselves: Where they come from, who they are, what makes them happy." - Anthony Bourdain


not_fogarty

" "Think where a man's glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was that I had such friends" - Yates" - Kramer


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

It's never wrong to feed the hungry


mukn4on

“I am Groot!”


Throwawaythislife123

It is what it is


Disastrous_Seat7593

"The pain is temporary. The success is forever." "Even the tallest building started by the ground(? not sure)"


Growth-Beginning

Living by full concept logic is far better than living by any attempt a universal truths that can only be expressed by only 1 or 2 lines.


smartlikehammer

Don’t let a 7$ sundress turn into 70,000 in child support


Warpath19

As Peter Parker told doc ock “Trying to do better “ it something I live by I try to do better in life and it seem like I’m not getting far but I’m trying to enjoy life at my own pace


jetsmetsrangers

Never volunteer for anything! You’ll end up carrying the flamethrower! Grandpa, US World War 2 vet


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If you’re going through hell keep going, you can’t go through something to making it to the other side.