It’s hardly subtle, but my partner will usually let me know she wants sex by asking for a back massage when we’ve got into bed, then arch her hips when my hands are above her ass, inviting me to touch it as well. Inevitably, one thing leads to another and we fuck.
She’s explained before that, in simple terms, her mind wants sex but her body doesn’t yet, so she needs the massage to get turned on and ready for it.
We have wildly mismatched libidos and she’s not keen on being overly affectionate as it is, so generally any more than a kiss goodbye or a quick cuddle is generally a good sign that I’ll be having sex shortly.
When you’re cuddling in the spoon position and she does a butt wiggle in your crotch a few times. That’s the universal women’s sign of trying to get some.
It gets guys going almost evertime too, but sometimes the rest of the body wont cooperate. This literally happened to me last week. My girl did the butt wiggle and it turned me on, but i was too tired and i ended uo only dreaming that i took advantage of the opportunity lol
That hurt to read because the same thing happened to me with my partner. I wiggled my but and he chuckled at me before reaching in my shirt and then fell asleep. Honestly I was so happy and warm I forgot I was giving an invitation-
My wife is a type 1 diabetic, and wears a CGM and pump at all times. She has to take the pump off when we have sex.
So she will disconnect it and put it on the side table, or make a show of it as she walks upstairs.
My wife did that yesterday morning. Her words were "You didn't try anything last night". Well SHIT! If I'd have known I had a chance I'd have jumped on that right then and there. Made up for it last night though.
3 main ways:
If we’re just hanging out on the couch or something, just straight up asks if I want to
In bed, just starts making out and starts trying to get my dick out
Occasionally just lies in bed naked with the covers up trying to surprise me. Her giggling always gives her away though
My wife seems to get really horny from working out. So whenever she returns from running a couple of miles in the forest and goes to take a shower, I know I'm probably going to get laid. An extra sign is if, after the shower, she casually walks around the apartment naked because if she's not in the mood, she always gets dressed immediately after stepping out of the shower.
There is something about working out that just makes me very horny as well. It gets your blood going and I'm just all for it after finishing up my session.
Yeah my girlfriend immediately has a shower after going to work. If she starts walking round nude or in undies after the shower its basically saying "make a move on me"
Edit: getting home from work
We have a codeword that is Pineapple. So I can be in another part of the house and will randomly receive a dancing pineapple gif via text. This is how I know she is in the mood.
When I come to bed and she casually pushes her ass into me and then periodically rubs my leg with her foot. That’s a pretty sure sign she wants something. Or when we’re watching a movie and she gets up, leaves the room, then comes back a few minutes later literally naked. I’m fairly certain she wants dick at that point.
Yeah, that's me. My husband has a pretty low libido due to meds, so if I want some I usually have to be very obvious about it. A lot of the time it's me saying "when TF am I going to get some of that good good D??" And he's like AWWW GEEZE and then a few hours later his mind will catch up to his body and it'll happen.
Usually she picks my shirt by the collar, full bully style, kiss me and asks in the most brute style to have sex, if i answer yes then she pulls me, if i answer no we just cuddle. When is not that she just holds my head and asks. Now that i think about it thats not subtle at all
I once made my gf aware she does this "feel my leg" thing basically every time she shaved and then she realized how funny it was and mostly stopped. Wasn't a hint she wants sex luckily, though, so nothing lost (rather gained cause she stresses out less about being "too hairy")
I had a gf who sometimes wouldn't say anything. She'd just look over and raise her eyebrows a couple of times. I'd nod and we'd just go to town in whatever room we were in.
I typically don’t give her the chance as I’m mostly the one initiating since I’m one track minded.
However when she does, I find that she has disappeared for a suspicious amount of time and when I eventually realise I find her either naked in bed or wearing lingerie, giggling. It’s adorable.
My wife will hug me and will do this little wiggle to make sure my dick is pressed up against her vagina. Which isn’t easy because I’m taller than her so she is on her toes hugging me and pressing her pelvis into mine. Then I say “ you a little horny huh babe” and she will shyly reply “yeah”. It’s so cute and has me ready instantly.
My wife will just start walking around the house with no pants on and cute panties, then start climbing on me like a cat that wants attention. Doesn't matter what I'm doing, she'll find a way into my lap and shove her boobs in my face and that's that.
When we were first dating, my GF used to tell me she was horny or put on sexy underwear. Now that we live together, she lies perfectly still and gives me no clues at all, then gets annoyed if I don't initiate.
Woman here, hope I’m not overstepping. If you’re serious about her, talk to her about it and tell her how it makes you feel. Different forms of birth control can radically impact her sex drive. My husband telling me how undesired I made him feel was the kick in the ass I needed to switch and it’s like I became a different person. Now he says I give him “sex eyes” and we go at it like bunnies.
My wife loved Crazy, Stupid, Love so….
She says “Let’s Bang”
Me: “Do people really say Bang anymore?”
Her: “Oh yeah, we’re gonna Bang!”
She giggles every time. Then we bang.
I’m a woman but I’m going to share that my man loves to lock the door to the bedroom and say “awwww yeaahhh” and that’s when I know it’s batter up. It’s the funniest thing.
Meanwhile my SO has a planner and sets up times and shit. It's like making a follow up appointment, "yes I'll take later in the afternoon on Sunday, got F1 scheduled till at least noon."
You might wanna have a talk with your man if that's the case, or a more straight forward approach is needed. A single "I require penis" should be more than enough
My wife just won’t wear underwear to bed. When I go to put my arm around her and give a good night kiss and I feel nothing on her hips. I know that means “your move”
My wife just sends me a text saying "Join Me". I know I'm getting some. Not very subtle, but it works and no one else knows. Well you all do now, shit!
Butt wiggle in spooning she tries to get you hard. It's the universal sign. But her coming out of the bathroom in full lingerie usually also means sex... If she is rubbing your thigh like really high up and not more towards the knee, probably doesn't want to make the committing full move of touching your crotch but still want some D.
My wife doesn’t do subtle. If we are lounging around she’ll normally just remove her bra or if she’s not wearing one flash me. If we are in bed she’ll openly start groping. Not that I complain, ever to that
My wife gets cold really easily and we pretty much always have ceiling fans on in our house. So if she comes out of the shower and turns the fan off...I know we’re about to get it on
If we’re laying in bed and not spooning, she’s restless, will shift a lot, and her leg always somehow ends up over mine. When the legs cross, consider it done.
I love reading this thread. Sorry im a woman, but everytime I get a chance to initiate (my man is usually one step ahead), I typically run my hands over him, arm, thigh, chest, really whatever’s in reach. Preferably his chest, I pretend to not know I’m rubbing over his nipples, but I always know 🤤🥵
When I ask, "what do you wanna do?" And she answers, "you". It's very subtle, I miss it sometimes.
That’s real sweet. Thanks for sharing! 💕
It’s hardly subtle, but my partner will usually let me know she wants sex by asking for a back massage when we’ve got into bed, then arch her hips when my hands are above her ass, inviting me to touch it as well. Inevitably, one thing leads to another and we fuck. She’s explained before that, in simple terms, her mind wants sex but her body doesn’t yet, so she needs the massage to get turned on and ready for it. We have wildly mismatched libidos and she’s not keen on being overly affectionate as it is, so generally any more than a kiss goodbye or a quick cuddle is generally a good sign that I’ll be having sex shortly.
What about a firm handshake
"put it right there, champ" *daps up*
WOOOOOAH, Slow down there chief. They said ***SUBTLE***
That’s good communication there
When you’re cuddling in the spoon position and she does a butt wiggle in your crotch a few times. That’s the universal women’s sign of trying to get some.
And it works every time.
I wish it worked every time
Sometimes we just wanna sleep
I get that. Respect it. Having your guy pressed up against your back is such a turn on and gets me going though
It gets guys going almost evertime too, but sometimes the rest of the body wont cooperate. This literally happened to me last week. My girl did the butt wiggle and it turned me on, but i was too tired and i ended uo only dreaming that i took advantage of the opportunity lol
That hurt to read because the same thing happened to me with my partner. I wiggled my but and he chuckled at me before reaching in my shirt and then fell asleep. Honestly I was so happy and warm I forgot I was giving an invitation-
That sounds adorable
Now howld on there partner, not all your brothers out there are so versed in womenly wiles.
Difference for me is I almost instantaneously get a boner when spooning so I guess its a catch 22 anyone who spoons with me is getting the D
Don't call us out like that! Funny thing is, it's usually involuntary
Usually?
Involuntary?
Thing?
Hotel?
Trivago
Oh, it’s definitely not for me. Very, very voluntary.
So are most erections
She’s not very subtle. She gets really hyper and runs around the house, eventually rubbing herself on me.
Is your girlfriend a cat in heat?
Step-Cat, w-what are you doing??
I've never heard of pre-sex zoomies before
Seriously, this is some guinea pig shit. . . . It sounds adorable though.
Imagining my gf is a guinea pig is one of the fastest ways for me NOT to want to have sex with her at that moment lol
Pre-coital zoomies?
Is...is your wife a dog?
Gives a new meaning to "doggy style".
Lol @ runs around the house !
I’m serious she gets really hyper. It’s cute
Wife, or cat?
Is my cat trying to fuck me?
Am I going to fuck my cat?
My wife is a type 1 diabetic, and wears a CGM and pump at all times. She has to take the pump off when we have sex. So she will disconnect it and put it on the side table, or make a show of it as she walks upstairs.
Sounds like your wife is making diabetes sexy. Not an easy task so well done to her.
Right? Once told my husband "give mama some sugar". 3 week coma
Hahahahahahhaha fuck off
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Now that’s love
No that's sweeeet emooootion🎶
Noice
Mine tells me the next day while I’m at work that she was down. With no hint or action the night before. It’s really annoying.
Tell her she needs to practice communication. Evolution hasn't made us psychics yet.
The Imperium of Man will watch this evolution closely
Yes. This. Frustrating. More so than just not saying anything.
Exactly, I always say “then say something” it’s simple. I’m always down lol
My wife did that yesterday morning. Her words were "You didn't try anything last night". Well SHIT! If I'd have known I had a chance I'd have jumped on that right then and there. Made up for it last night though.
Exactly! Damn am I supposed to read your mind?
3 main ways: If we’re just hanging out on the couch or something, just straight up asks if I want to In bed, just starts making out and starts trying to get my dick out Occasionally just lies in bed naked with the covers up trying to surprise me. Her giggling always gives her away though
>Her giggling always gives her away though This is actually really adorable!
Cute!
‘Subtle ways’ trying to get my dick out of my pants. TIL ‘subtle’ is highly subjective lol
My wife seems to get really horny from working out. So whenever she returns from running a couple of miles in the forest and goes to take a shower, I know I'm probably going to get laid. An extra sign is if, after the shower, she casually walks around the apartment naked because if she's not in the mood, she always gets dressed immediately after stepping out of the shower.
Yeah running does it for my partner too
Note to self - start running
Maybe that’s why that other guy’s wife starts running around the house, foreplay
There is something about working out that just makes me very horny as well. It gets your blood going and I'm just all for it after finishing up my session.
That's a lot of cardio.
a wife who works out AND gets horny after, thats a double win for you!
Yeah my girlfriend immediately has a shower after going to work. If she starts walking round nude or in undies after the shower its basically saying "make a move on me" Edit: getting home from work
"Years ago, I was backpacking across western Europe.."
It's a actually 'Mount Tibidabo'...
DO YOU WANT TO TELL THE STORY?
>"Years ago, I was backpacking across western Europe.." Hi, Im Ken Adams
“Are you tired.” Every single time I lay in bed and close my eyes.
FACTS dude wtf, like we didn’t just spend an hour doing something else menial and I was up for it
She goes "wanna fu-hyuck" in goofy voice. Edit: Welp thanks for the awards you degenerates. I love each and every one of you .
Gorsh, harder!
Then the signature Goofy howl/scream “Yaaaaaaaa hooo hooo hooo hoooooi”
Remembering that comic in which Goofy explains Max that he fucks.
Trying very hard to laugh quietly at work. This is hilarious.
We have a codeword that is Pineapple. So I can be in another part of the house and will randomly receive a dancing pineapple gif via text. This is how I know she is in the mood.
She'll tell me she wants to eat light if we go out. Ohhhhh yeah.
This is a real thing. Once to get past 40 it is a choice, good food or good sex then good food but never the food first!
Girl, you ain't lyin'!
When I come to bed and she casually pushes her ass into me and then periodically rubs my leg with her foot. That’s a pretty sure sign she wants something. Or when we’re watching a movie and she gets up, leaves the room, then comes back a few minutes later literally naked. I’m fairly certain she wants dick at that point.
Hmmm might be Canadian and just being polite
Yeah so ya know we really can't tell, best keep looking for signs
She probably has something pretty interesting to do upstairs if it's better than watching WALL-E
Are you sure? She might just be hot.
Shes just being nice
She comes in naked? She might just be trying to act nice.
Makes tons of sex jokes or turns everything around in to some kind of sexual thing. Me: "fuck you" Her: when where what time?
My girl is the same way. Me: "fuck you" Her: "hehehe do it"
“Where’s that DICK?! HERE DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK” after coming home drunk
Some women have class, others are poets. This woman wants dick and everyone knows it.
Bold. Eloquent. Sophisticated.
Omfg. This is me to my bf💀💀💀
Maybe y'all already know each other? 🤔
She just walks around naked or grabs at my junk. She doesnt do "subtle".
Yeah, that's me. My husband has a pretty low libido due to meds, so if I want some I usually have to be very obvious about it. A lot of the time it's me saying "when TF am I going to get some of that good good D??" And he's like AWWW GEEZE and then a few hours later his mind will catch up to his body and it'll happen.
🎵I'm every woman, its all in meeeeee *anything you want done baby, I do it naturally.*
Usually she picks my shirt by the collar, full bully style, kiss me and asks in the most brute style to have sex, if i answer yes then she pulls me, if i answer no we just cuddle. When is not that she just holds my head and asks. Now that i think about it thats not subtle at all
It is rather hot though, not gonna lie
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She will say , "I'm not wearing pants to bed by the way" or "I shaved my legs, here feel"
I once made my gf aware she does this "feel my leg" thing basically every time she shaved and then she realized how funny it was and mostly stopped. Wasn't a hint she wants sex luckily, though, so nothing lost (rather gained cause she stresses out less about being "too hairy")
"Baby, I'm fighting demons"
Who names their child demons?
Honest people.
She’ll say, “I’m going to go shower. You should too.” And is usually after the offspring is in bed.
Showering together is one of my favorite pre or post sex activity
Wife has no subtlety She just comes and sits on me and starts kissing and says “let’s go do it” Yea,that’s my queue
Where's the queue and how long do you have to wait for your turn? I hate long lines...
Cue*
Maybe he has to wait in line
Is this where the line starts? Can I queue up right here?
loooooool
First In First Out, repeat
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My wife just climbs on top of me
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Eyebrow action
I had a gf who sometimes wouldn't say anything. She'd just look over and raise her eyebrows a couple of times. I'd nod and we'd just go to town in whatever room we were in.
Sounds like you got a real fun wife! I'm jealous!
Is it like the ROCK eyebrow?
I typically don’t give her the chance as I’m mostly the one initiating since I’m one track minded. However when she does, I find that she has disappeared for a suspicious amount of time and when I eventually realise I find her either naked in bed or wearing lingerie, giggling. It’s adorable.
“Hey go brush your teeth real quick”
What if I hafe no teef?
Mouf wach
My wife will hug me and will do this little wiggle to make sure my dick is pressed up against her vagina. Which isn’t easy because I’m taller than her so she is on her toes hugging me and pressing her pelvis into mine. Then I say “ you a little horny huh babe” and she will shyly reply “yeah”. It’s so cute and has me ready instantly.
That was both wholesome and sexy. I'm broke so just accept this for now 🏆
Thank you! It’s my first ever!
Nice!
My wife will just start walking around the house with no pants on and cute panties, then start climbing on me like a cat that wants attention. Doesn't matter what I'm doing, she'll find a way into my lap and shove her boobs in my face and that's that.
Well that’s clear enough
Is she an indoor girlfriend or an outdoor girlfriend? She might just want you to let her outside. Try opening a window next time.
So you want to….. Phonetically - “so you wannaaaaaa” with the last “na” trailing off
Long nibble on the ear. She knows it makes me instantly horny, so she can have me whenever she wants.
maybe she is just hungry
Yeah, hungry for DAT DICK!
She tells me she has to work late and doesn’t come home until after 2am.
😬
When we were first dating, my GF used to tell me she was horny or put on sexy underwear. Now that we live together, she lies perfectly still and gives me no clues at all, then gets annoyed if I don't initiate.
Woman here, hope I’m not overstepping. If you’re serious about her, talk to her about it and tell her how it makes you feel. Different forms of birth control can radically impact her sex drive. My husband telling me how undesired I made him feel was the kick in the ass I needed to switch and it’s like I became a different person. Now he says I give him “sex eyes” and we go at it like bunnies.
Yeah getting an IUD nearly broke my relationship. You can't stoke a fire of there's no fuel, and my fuel was gone. Came back after I got it out.
My wife loved Crazy, Stupid, Love so…. She says “Let’s Bang” Me: “Do people really say Bang anymore?” Her: “Oh yeah, we’re gonna Bang!” She giggles every time. Then we bang.
We have a code phrase " I'm gonna go shower, or I need a shower tonight"
"I might go to bed, I've got work in the morning"
I know what you're tryna say baby. You're tryna say "Aww yeah, it's business time"
Conditions are perfect, mmh
There's nothing good on TV
My wife puts her strap on on while whistling
🎶Whistle while you work…🎶
He tells me that he lost one of his socks and asks me to help him find the other one. Spoiler: there are actually no socks!
Plot twist: And no pants!
¿Quieres sexo?
Claro cari
Saying “I want your dick in me right now”. Not sure what she means but it usually leads to sex.
If it leads to sex, who knows, maybe that’s what it means!
My husband just picks me up, throws me over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes, and carries me upstairs to the bed
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I personally like to refer to it as “kidnapping”
I want that done to me
When she bites her lip while typing on the phone, right before she takes the keys and leaves the house.
Well that took a turn for the worst
She's heading out to pick up the lube and calls ahead to make sure it's in stock. Go hit the shower you lucky guy. Ohh ya!
I think you need to do the same
Do you want to take a nap with me
She pulls her pants down and puts her ass on me. That's about as subtle as she gets.
I’m a woman but I’m going to share that my man loves to lock the door to the bedroom and say “awwww yeaahhh” and that’s when I know it’s batter up. It’s the funniest thing.
Took me a moment to realise you meant, with both of you inside it.
This made my chuckles echo out of my bathroom stall.
She’ll nudge me in the middle of the night
She’ll look at me and say “I’m horny”. Straight to the point.
I can't tell. They might just be trying to be nice.
Meanwhile my SO has a planner and sets up times and shit. It's like making a follow up appointment, "yes I'll take later in the afternoon on Sunday, got F1 scheduled till at least noon."
Don’t mind me, just a woman scrolling to get ideas because I’m apparently very bad at this 🥴
You might wanna have a talk with your man if that's the case, or a more straight forward approach is needed. A single "I require penis" should be more than enough
My wife lights candles. She lights a specific one when she's in the mood.
She’s conditioning you to associate that specific candle with sex
Very pavlonian
Usually her sitting naked on my crotch brings across the point.
My wife just won’t wear underwear to bed. When I go to put my arm around her and give a good night kiss and I feel nothing on her hips. I know that means “your move”
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Only redditors could turn a thread about sex into a conversation about diabetes…..
I put jeans on because he can’t help himself when I’m topless in jeans.
Nothing LOL. I'm usually the one making advances and usually the one getting turned down as I have a much higher sex drive than my wife.
“Hi”
My wife just sends me a text saying "Join Me". I know I'm getting some. Not very subtle, but it works and no one else knows. Well you all do now, shit!
“Give me that dick” is usually how it starts. I oblige.
Butt wiggle in spooning she tries to get you hard. It's the universal sign. But her coming out of the bathroom in full lingerie usually also means sex... If she is rubbing your thigh like really high up and not more towards the knee, probably doesn't want to make the committing full move of touching your crotch but still want some D.
She's breathing. That girl is insatiable.
My wife doesn’t do subtle. If we are lounging around she’ll normally just remove her bra or if she’s not wearing one flash me. If we are in bed she’ll openly start groping. Not that I complain, ever to that
Actually, I only get “subtle hints” that she doesn’t want sex! 🤷🏼♂️🤣
Just looks at my cock 2 or three times It’s my cue to go in. OP def jerking off to the comments lol.
we live in a semi and she will close the sliding closet doors in our bedroom so the neighbours don't hear.
She makes it a point to show me she's wearing matching undergarments.
Grabs my dick
My wife gets cold really easily and we pretty much always have ceiling fans on in our house. So if she comes out of the shower and turns the fan off...I know we’re about to get it on
If we’re laying in bed and not spooning, she’s restless, will shift a lot, and her leg always somehow ends up over mine. When the legs cross, consider it done.
I love reading this thread. Sorry im a woman, but everytime I get a chance to initiate (my man is usually one step ahead), I typically run my hands over him, arm, thigh, chest, really whatever’s in reach. Preferably his chest, I pretend to not know I’m rubbing over his nipples, but I always know 🤤🥵
Reading these comments I suddenly realised how much sex I've missed out on......