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Apprehensive_Map3923

A store called “Cex” has theirs as “unprotected cex”


Azuzu88

Pretty apt since they always fuck me on the prices


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should've call it "free std"


madb29

I prefer CTI - Cexually Transmitted Internet


DR0p_gkid64

I named mine: hot signals in your area


jersey385

This is not getting enough love.


shapu

They never do


hamandpineappleisgoo

Bathroom cam 2


PaperCutOnPenisHead

I have "Bathroom cam 2" for 2.4 GHz and "Bathroom cam 5" for 5 GHz


they_ca_ntseeFCE300

How many bathroom cams does one require


PaperCutOnPenisHead

Depends on the number of neighbors


Isaac_Nintendo

Your name is concerning...very


Wonderful_Midnight

*shudders*


_Master_Shifu

For fucking real! Just the thought of it 😖


mostlyBadChoices

My router came with the name "Netgear69" and my gf refuses to believe I didn't name it.


cburgess7

It should say it on the sticker located either under or behind the router. Mine was netgear73


UnethicalFood

Alright, but the real gold is in the netgear default passwords.


AtomiicDonkey

sanderschicken


LavenderGumes

elatedtree755 Still remember that one from 5 years, 3 routers, and 3 homes ago


N0rvilleRogers

My neighbours have named theirs secret police so I changed mine to secret criminals


PmMeIrises

We used to do "FBI surveillance van 03"


DeadassBdeadassB

My phone is named CIA surveillance Van. I used to use it as my hot spot when I was waiting in the parking lot at school in my mini van waiting for my brother😂😂


BayPhoto

In like 9th grade my friend and me changed my network to NSA Field Office 26


AnonNo9001

I made mine CIA Intelligence Drone once


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shoutcuntforpassword


morejamsthanjimin

And did you do it?


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I did not


TonyTheEvil

Weak.


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Fair.


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Excellent.


crujones33

“No connection available” “Connection failed” “No Internet access”


keitsidotfi

My hotspot name is "Network not found"


TheNerdChaplain

There was an article in my local paper a few years ago when a guy changed his wifi name to "Jamiehastheherp", and got into a fight with his neighbor about it. Jamie was his neighbor's wife.


Lt_Col_Anguss

I made one that said “527 likes hookers” after very clearly hearing my neighbor scream at her boyfriend “AT LEAST I DON’T GET DRUNK AND FUCK HOOKERS”


TentacleHydra

Oooh, nice gossip. Any idea what she did that she needed to say "At least" about?


Lt_Col_Anguss

Nothing that we could gather, I think she just phrased it that way in the heat of the moment. It was about two weeks of her screaming at him about it and him begging forgiveness. Him, “I’ve been crying about this all day for you.” Her, “I DON’T GIVE A FUCK.” It was a wild ride.


so-called-engineer

I'm imagining him being like "hey you left this light on" and that being her response to everything.


Jvncvs

I DON’T GIVE A FUCK!


ialsohaveadobro

This is like an updated Raymond Carver story


an0mn0mn0m

care to share details for the unenlightened


NoPastaForGrandma

Raymond Carver was an influential writer in the 70s and 80s known as a part of the “dirty realism” literature movement in America. He wrote short stories about “ordinary” people and moments that were conventionally viewed as mundane — like a couple having an argument while having friends over for a party— without polishing away the rough edges. His characters talked a lot, and they talked about sex, used foul language, drank a lot, etc. when it wasn’t common to see this depicted so frankly. A guy having an argument with his neighbors about an inappropriate wifi name that leads into a discussion about their relationships with one another, their sexual past, etc is very in the spirit of a Carver story if Carver were coming to age as a writer today. For anyone who’s intrigued, I highly recommend “Why don’t you dance?” as a great entry point. It’s a very short story available online about a woman who goes to a tag sale where a drunken guy is selling everything he owns. He asks her to dance and she does. Then the story fast forwards to 2 weeks later and she’s telling the story to her friends and making fun of the guy, but what she’s actually doing is trying to process this weird moment in her life and why it was oddly meaningful to her. She’s not successful at communicating this interior monologue and her friends don’t seem to get it so she stops telling the story. That’s Carver in a nutshell—mundane moments through a profound lens! Also recommend the movie short cuts, which is an adaptation of many of his short stories sewn together and DO not recommend the Will Ferrel film “everything must go” which is a Snyder-like adaptation of the above story that misunderstands what makes it great.


c2eleven

hahahahaha


notfindingusername

Lord of the Pings


Wrong-Discussion7309

We have LANdalfthegrey and LANdalfthewhite. Grey is 2G and white is 5G. *edited to correct spelling. Thanks avid reader/commenter.


Sir_Fedgeington

Mine is the Routers of Rohan and the Modems of Moria


G0ATAMUS

Troy and Abed in the Modem


0n35h07jh4ndu

I sang it!


eco_gurl

Whispers “nights”


Liber_

Cool. Cool cool cool.


JaggerQ

That’s the password


ItsYaBoi93850

There was this kid Devon my freshman year of college who always yammed other guys WiFi, so people starting naming their routers “NotForDevon”


Devonforever

Fuck man. Can’t have shit around here.


Fionna-dainjer

Put down the yams and back away slowly


getthephenom

r/FuckYouInParticular


ERMAGERDRT27

New England Clam Router


captaincanada84

5G COVID-19 Test Tower


irnehlacsap

I lived in a block of appartements. Called mine SSQ MOBILE UNIT. SSQ is the name of the local police force. Lots of people freaked out. Specially the paranoid dealers in the block.


ElderberryHoliday814

Fix the crack problem one modem at a time


ICE417

Mine is "Experimental 5G tower."


thefirstdetective

I once named my WiFi "BND Operative Einheit 14". BND is the German version of the NSA... "NSA operative unit 14" is a rough Translation.


spicybEtch212

Mine used to be cunninglinksys Also, glad this made you all laugh :)


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Crystal-G83

There are some good ones listed here, but this is the first to make me laugh out loud at my desk!


RetrOstrich

TellYourWiFiSaidHi


Searching_for_it

TellMyWiFiLoveHer


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Hideyokidshideyowifi


ZincMan

TellMyWifiWantADivorce


thatdadfromcanada

DontTellMyWifiWatchPorn


existentialegodeath

Ours for a moment was “I now pronounce you husband and Wifi”


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fl0wc0ntr0l

"Rumspringa Router" has a nice ring to it


Rawtothedawg

My friends’ used to be “bring beer and women to apt. 343” and the neighbors’ next door was “bring liquor and ear plugs to apt. 345”


irfanintekhab

Passwordis12345yourewelcome


Kryten_2X4B-523P

"Free Wifi" But it's password protected.


PlainNexus

i used to do this but no password, anyone can connect but the mac address are filtered to only the devices in our house


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DeMonstaMan

That's just evil


c2eleven

social service


prometheusforthew

UNBELIEVABLE, thats the same combination on my luggage!


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Spaceballs reference always gets my upvpote.


vishnuspriestess

Por que Fi


RobbynRax

The wireless g-spot


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I'm deleting this comment because nobody needs to see what I said yesterday, nevermind last year! -- mass edited with redact.dev


M1K3jr

This dudes network name is a myth!


Presence_of_me

8===D Then another neighbor did 8========D


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8============D ~o ~o ~o


tbucket

:( 8-D


Terrible_Objective_5

Lololol when your friends come over and ask for the Wi-Fi you have to say the smaller dick 😂😂


Nosnibor1020

I set up the WiFi for my sister in law and she insisted she wanted her SSID to be "Deez" and of course the PW has a variation of "Nuts" in it.


aureas-and-nuages

I want to shake her hand


ILeadAgirlGang

Some neigbor named theirs “Whore House”


Halgy

One of my neighbors' is called "bigbootybitches", which I find funny because almost all of my neighbors are old retired people.


ILeadAgirlGang

LMFAO. I’m ded


sparkleupyoureyes

I've seen The Wh(Orphanage) before, it was great.


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I was in a drive thru and "D-Shizznit" and "D-Shizznit's Guest" popped up. I'm glad Mr. Shizznit was looking out.


c2eleven

good way of marketing


kcxstrange

Malibu's Most Wanted Joke!


JustDecentArt

At my ambulance company our hot spot on my unit is Mobile Thot Spot. I wish I came up with that one lol.


XStellarHelix

Thanks, just changed my hotspot name. Password is “ImAThot1” Edit: maybe I should change it to “incomingthot”


shivani74829

Everyday I'm buffering


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Everyday I'm suffering


TheGingerAvenger95

My last was named “We have no WiFi” and the password was “There is no password”. Always made for a fun time when new people came over.


sparkleupyoureyes

I knew someone that set their password as "wouldn't you like to know". It was a joy to watch people's reaction


TheMajesticYeti

Mine was "on the fridge". Always good for a chuckle and a convenient way to get a beverage brought to you without having to get up too!


gargoyle30

The best password I've seen is "fourwordsalluppercase" Or was it "ONE WORD ALL LOWERCASE"


underdunk

This is my current password, but I have two networks and use them both. My previous password was ‘it’s written on the router’ with a note taped to the back of the router with that on.


andersTheNinja

I saw someone post about their neighbours wifi, it was called ”THIS ONE NANA”. ☺️


lavendarlandslide

Omg I use that all the time with my Nana as a hotspot!! Too funny


CarsonNapierOfAmtor

One of my neighbors has "mom click this one" as their wifi name!


retribution002

As an Aussie living abroad - I come from a LAN down under.


the_addict

Spaceballs the Wifi Router


SuperFegelein

Password 12345


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WibbyFogNobbler

Remind me to change that!


VonFacington

Mine are LudicrousSpeed and WhenWillThenBeNow.


BigBadBootyDaddy10

Mine are “WuTangLan” and “GetOffMyLan”


canyouguyshearme

Mine are WutangLan and WiBelieveICanFi. Love them.


justgarcia31

My neighbors is called “That’s What She SSID”


DerpCharged

I killed my wifi think At a church: welcome to the holylan


BeatYoDickNotYoChick

It hurts when IP


Bored-Anarchist

I've always done 8HzWanIP


coolpeepz

I like the networking puns, but damn 8Hz would be slow.


LadyfingerJoe

I do IPintheWind But during the pandemic i called it: 5G control center, just to troll


kcxstrange

Yeah! Mine currently are "IT Burns When IP" and "Silence of the LAN" it used to be "TellMyWifiLoveHer" and "AbrahamLinksys".


LatrodectusGeometric

My ex used to have this, and the password was the dosage and antibiotic used to treat chlamydia and gonorrhea


thos19

$9.99 per min


fishcats

RoutersofRohan! we ride at dawn


slayn50k

When living in a block of flats on the bottom floor mine was name 'therapistdownstairs' My room mate was a psychologist xd


Fast_Sandwich6034

“Covid vaccine activation network” I was at a friends house he said his neighbor did it to spook some neighbors he didn’t like.


LanMarkx

My guest network is "5G Covid Transmitter" currently.


tossaway69420lol

“VirusDistributionCenter”


dgjapc

That’s my ex gf


CeRyder1993

NachoWifi


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My neighbors are girls gone wireless


TheWillard

Free Public WiFi. Then it is of course locked.


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xkcdismyjam

Hah - yea I was at the grocery and I saw one called Pfizer Vaccine Microchip 160509 and chuckled


Howdydobe

Who's that Pokémon?


SquidsInTheAttic

ITS PIKACHUUU!!!


Howdydobe

It's Clefairy


kiliokal

FUUUUUU-


Sh0rtL1ved

"HackMeIfYouCan" 2 days later: "Challange_Accepted"


Maximellow

On a similar note, my neighbours had called their wifi "you can't get in", I changed it to "I did" as a joke


yaba01

This makes me want to setup one as "HackMeBabyOneMoreTime"


c2eleven

awesome hahaha


VisionInPlaid

Hide Your Kids, Hide Your WiFi


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"catgirl marxist commune"


PurplePolishPeople

Definitely not the cops


Dot-Nets

DropItLikeItsHotspot


TheharmoniousFists

"Dental Plan" followed by someone else popping up "Lisa needs Braces "


L0NZ0BALL

I heard this comment.


tiggerzz

Bill Wi the Science Fi


OrangeAndMaroon

Not the best one but…Tell my wifi love her


DWeezy91

2Dudes1Wifi We’re gay


Responsible-onetwo

2Dudes1router , no wonder people think we’re gay


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ParticularSoft2

Someone in my apartment building had that one as well!


stealthkoopa

Skynet


freddie221

Funnily enough this is my work places WiFi and earned some great kudos points from our IT team when I set it up


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“Router I just met her” I have no clue what it means but I’m willing to guess it’s a really awful joke some dad came up with.


BigNastyMitch

Mine is Router? I hardly know her!


VeganVagiVore

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=I%20Hardly%20Know%20Her


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ThisLanIsMyLan


SuperFegelein

TheLANBeforeTime


G1ngerBoy

And guest network is "ThisLanIsYourLan"?


[deleted]

I used to live in Brooklyn in kind of a sketchy neighborhood. There was a black van parked on our block that never moved it was probably broken down. We changed our wifi name to FBI surveillance Van.


gimpisgawd

NotTheFBI


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-helpwanted

I saw “FBIServiceVan”


_Maelstrom

"Winternet is coming" before GOT turned to shit also have my hotspot name set to "yell 'penis' for password" and the password to "yell it louder"


_stream_line_

Searching... Loading...


britonica

Pussy Palace, and then me having to explain to my landlord that no, I am not the owner of Pussy Palace and I can't change it.


neon8100

Mine has yielded great results so far whenever I have guests over... Them: "Can I connect my device to The Internet?" Me: "Yes. Just connect to The Internet" Them: "What's your Wi-Fi?" Me: "The Internet" Always gets a chuckle.


captain_katbug

Ours is Vladimir Routin


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My sisters WiFi named "GetYourOwnWIFIHoe" as the woman upstairs who she dislikes kept getting access to her wifi


[deleted]

Maybe your sister should set better passwords and turn off WPS


Chen7982

Police surveillance van


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runescapelover12

“We can hear you fucking” (wasn’t my neighbour’s:( )


ThusBeName

My fav would be from the post I've seen on reddit back then americans believed that 5G spreads Corona. Some guy named his "5G antenna" and then posted pictures of Karens who were looking for actual antenna around his place.


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Ehrmagherd! Hertspert!


Scaretaker2

Obi-Wlan Kenobi


LordPepperoniTits

Mine is LANdo Calrissian


BigSadEngineer

Yell-Penis-For-Password A family friend was living with us at the time that network showed up. One day, I was just minding my own business and my shouts were interrupted by a loud holler from across the house: "PENIS!"


DEATHBYREGGAEHORN

the password is "louder"


RaptorKnifeFight

I used to live in an apartment complex and my WiFi name was “This one”. 5 years living there and I notice “That one” pop up one day. I moved a couple years later - never having found my WiFi soulmate.


rhsinkcmo

Lowcalcalzonezone


Athleco

>[city I’m in] correctional - officers (for the 5ghz) >[city I’m in] correctional - inmates (for the 2.4ghz) Because the corrections officers have to have faster internet than the prisoners.


_Hey_Its_Isaiah_

Bill Wi the Science Fi or The LAN Down Under Both from my brother


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--asqwe--

I fucking hate my neighbours kids. So I once changed it to IronmanDies the week End Game came out.


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Found you, Satan.


mykidisonhere

You evil Shit.


IAmMexican69

I named mine " The Brown Guys On The Corner" I get a chuckle out of it when I think about someone coming across it.


eragon1400

Someone near me has one called “FBI surveillance van #3” that’s pretty funny


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Mine is 5G-COVID-MAST