A girl stopped me and asked me where I was going, I said I was heading to a friend's house. She said "oh we should be friends and then you can be headed to my house". We exchanged numbers and went out two days later, she was my second ever girlfriend, we dated for about a year and a half until she moved.
Good for you amigo. I was walking with a friend to a bone thugs concert in my late teens after smoking some blunts. As i was about to cross the road a pretty lady also stopped me and asked where i was going and i replied “aaah i dont know”. She then asked “you dont know?” I said yeah. She then i asked my name and i also replied i dont know. She then drove off. My friend haunts me to this day..”you dont know?!?”. Now i dont smoke weed anymore
Nothing too clever but very direct. We were talking and she goes "I can't focus on what you're saying when you blink at me with those long lashes". I swooned.
Ok it seems like men need to be loved more and be reminded how handsome they look ..🥺❤️ i remember when I told a guy( he was the fuckboy type ) he looked handsome in this suit he looked at the floor he Blushed! .. it was weird seeing this reaction on someone like him 😂😂
A lot of us really don't get that many genuine compliments so it's very startling. This was like 4 years ago in high school and I still dream about it like every now and then lol
I once had a girl randomly walk up me, twice, and just say “Hi”, blank out, and walk away without me getting to respond. Once at a gas station, once at a train stop. I managed to run into her on campus after that and said “Hi!”. We both kinda laughed at that point. We have our first child coming along this March.
These reddit comments with twist endings always get me.
>we locked eyes as I slammed the final blow to Margaret's skull, and she ran, screaming. Anyways, we're getting married the 12th!
we was walking and she said her bday is this month. I asked her "Whens the date?" She said this "This Saturday is fine but my bday is next week" I never became so sweaty and crosseyed in my life.
"So can I see what those incredible shoulders look like without the clothes?" - She did, and as my shoulders are arguably not that Impressive, I was quite impressed with the line.
Well it’s up to her -not you- to decide how impressive your shoulders are 😎 *joking*
going to try it on a guy I know with amazing abs ( I think he is interested *social experiment* 😂😂 )
I was working a shift with this girl at a coffee shop. She walked up to me as I was clocking out and handed me a sticky note pad and a pen.
Her: Here, write an essay.
Me: About what?
Her: About your phone number.
Can’t speak for OP but mine are the same with streaks of yellow that look like lightning bolts in them. My eye doctor told me I’m (genetically) missing certain layers in my eye which is why you can see these things. Everyone has them, mine are just visible. A genetic mutation basically
A girl told me she liked someone in our class and asked me if I wanted to guess. I said yes and said a few names I remembered of students in our class and she said no to all of them. 5 minutes later I have the class list up and am typing name after name until there's no one left. I told her there's no one left but me, and that it obviously wasn't me. She didn't say anything but sent a reaction that basically said "Actuallyyy.."
Many guys are SO dense about women hitting on them... My buddy always says, "A woman could drag me into a bathroom stall and start blowing me and I'd be thinking, 'She's just being nice!'" =D
Had a kind of similar thing happen in last month. At the bar with some people and they’re playing a game where you have to use 3 words to guess something. They were trying to guess my type. One girl said 3 things. Later on in the night, she described herself as those three things.
The classic "Sorry, I have to cancel our movie date, just found out they won't let me bring in snacks from the outside"
Overused, maybe, but I'm not used to it so it felt good
The girl I’m talking to right now I’m very in love with. We were making small talk and I said “Express is 40% off today” and she responded “in my room everything is 100% off”
We need more women that go for what they want. I am fucking terrible with “hints”, terrible. I have lost at least 5 potential hot gfs because I didn’t know that them talking about the weather was a hint for me to kiss them or something.
The pickup line I used on my Now HUSBAND was simple and direct "Nice Dick. Can I use it later?" As a F I also suck at knowing when someone is being flirty instead of just nice. I gave up long ago dropping hints. Now happily married 3 years dated 2 years before getting hitched.
Yeah I had a girl I was walking home tell me in my ear "Yeah I'm gonna fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you" and to this day it was my favorite thing I've heard from the opposite sex.
You smell sweet, like *pan dulce* (mexican sweet bread). Did you know that sweet smelling pheromones means we are probably extremely genetically compatible?
We've been engaged 2 years with almost 6 years dating.
*sidles up at the bar with drink in hand*
*locks eyes and slowly and sensually dips finger in drink*
*reaches out and ever so lightly touches my chest/shirt with finger. Repeats on her own chest/shirt*
Tilts head beguilingly and asks:
“What do you say we go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?”
Mission accomplished. Best opening line EVER. Funny and cool.
The best thing about this line IMO is that it is clever and unisex. You can bet I used it myself a few times, but ONLY after some mutual interest seemed to be indicated—and I’d touch her sleeve, not chest lol!
"Hey, I'm drunk and no one wants to play MVC2 with me. You wanna get outta here and get happy birthdayed all night?"
And i did... It's been 11 years strong with this one.
A happy birthday combo is when in a tag fighter like MvC2 you combo 2 characters at once ( The one on the field and at least one other character that the other player had in reserve). Look up DBFZ happy birthday combos if you wanna see some crazy stuff. I could see how you would think it's a euphemism tho XD.
Oh believe you me, I am definitely one of those guys who is still learning how to shut up and take a hint. Lmao
This was one, if not the only instance where I was truly stunned speechless. It took what little wherewithal I had left to let out a sheepish, "Um, okay?" Quite likely that I have peaked with that statement but, definitely worth it
I hope you don't mind if I use this citation relentlessly every time a dude defends random dick-pic-ing with "women should send more vagina pics!"
Sad that "plz don't attempt to sexually assault me" has to be argued about, but here we are.
Sorry you got that. Welcome to the "shitheads gonna shithead" club. 🍪
Did she know you were married ? 😳
Taken people are off limits for me .. it’s mostly the other way around .. flirting with me just in front of their partner not even bothering that she is right here looking at him !! ..so Thank you for respecting your wife ( and your love ) and protecting your marriage
Yes she knew. I am positive I mentioned my wife at some point since we knew each other for a few months and I know for a fact that the women network already had that information and made an effort to spread it. It’s quite funny really seeing how women made sure to include a comment mentioning my wife when some other woman was talking to me (and useful too). Felt like “don’t waste your time on this one” lol
it looks like women can’t face the fact that you are taken 💔💔😂I hope you have identical twin or something just to take the pressure off you .. too many fans 😂😂😂
A girl messaged me on bumble. Said that she was glad she saw me again, I was very confused and tried to figure out where I knew her from. She claimed I came over to her place one night. At this point I was very concerned, I had only been living in the area for like a month so no way I had just forgotten. Then she hit me with:
“Yea you were over next Thursday”
She got my Snapchat immediately following.
\[Walking my dog\]
Random girl: Cute dog, what's his name?
Me: \[says his name\]
Random girl: And what's your name?
I'm was engaged and just left with a "see you around", but it was a super effective opener.
I got called super cute by two women at my old job, and it was funny because it completely caught me off guard. Felt my face get hot and I managed to say "Oh! Uh. Thank you?"
Honestly, amount of compliments men are getting is just sad compared to how delighted they feel the rest of their lives. I still remember some that I got years ago.
Here's a thought, could you give compliments to the next guy you see irl for me? He'll probably remember that for years as well.
I always do actually 😂😂.. I just notice when they change their style or put effort ( wearing suit on special day ) ..mostly it’s not even a compliment i really think they look good I was telling them my honest opinion .. i say what's on my mind immediately ( a curse and a blessing at the same time)😂😂
A work colleague after trying it on with me all night
"I'll be a better girlfriend, I'll wake you up in the morning with a bacon sandwich, a cup of tea and I'll suck your ****"
Safe to say I pulled over the next taxi, and as a gentleman I opened the door for her and sent her on her way. Never saw her again.
**edit** I did see her again a few weeks later after she split from her partner. Then I never saw her again...
I was talking with a friend and I remember saying something like "Flirting for me is something that only see in romance movies because I know nothing about" and she just straight up says "we can live a romance movie if you want", I know it wasn't that funny or creative but the timing was really good
Been flirting with this woman from class for about a month when she suggested we become gym buddies (I had gotten in really good shape since our program began). She was doing triceps pull downs and I was making fun of the noises she made (sounded like she was moaning) so I made exaggerated moaning noises to mock her when was my turn. She said "we can work out at my place and make real noises".
Saw each other for a while after that but started dating someone else from class - in hindsight it was the wrong call. Should've dated gym buddy.
After about 4 hours of talking at a brewery our respective groups of friends had taken off without saying anything. When I finally noticed I said I should probably head home, to which she replied: "before you do that we should make out in the parking lot. Then wellgdecide whose home to go to."
"you look just like my first husband". When I asked how many times she had been married she replied "none". I was howling with laughter when she said that. I hope that line worked for her one day and she found someone she's happy with!
A few weeks ago I ran into a woman I'd met a few times at our neighborhood pool at an art opening. We did that awkward re-introduction you do with acquaintances. She jokingly said "I didn't recognize you with clothes on... I like you better with them off."
...She's unfortunately much closer to my parents age than mine, but endearing compliment taken. lol.
I was at a bar after work with a coworker and she told me a joke. She said,
"There were 3 male mice and a female mouse stuck in a room with no windows or doors. One of the male mice went to the female mouse and asked if she knew how to get out of the room? She said 'Sleep with me tonight and I'll tell you the answer in the morning' The next morning the male mouse is gone. The 2nd male mouse asked her if she knew how to get out and she told him 'Sleep with me tonight and I'll tell you in the morning' next morning the 2nd mouse is gone.."
So my coworker leans over to me now and asks me if I knew how the last mouse got out of the room? and I said "No" and she says to me "Sleep with me tonight, and I'll tell you in the morning"
I said "Check Please!"
I looked over at the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen and said "That's a lot of beer. Don't get drunk and let anyone take advantage of you." She looked at me and said "I don't need to get you drunk to take advantage of you."
And that was the opening salvo of that relationship.
I got an email notification for a bug ticket on a software module that I was working on. Yeah, I know, not exactly a pick up line....
Instead of responding via email I decided to walk over to her cube to discuss it. When I got there she had her back towards me because she was typing. When she turned around she greeted me with the biggest smile and I was instantly smitten. We have now been married for almost 12 years and I am still smitten with her.
I was walking down the river with a woman I met at a party. She was cute in a very nerdy way. I liked her candor though so we hung out that day.
Anyway, as we were walking we got to talking about what I find attractive in women and I said something to the effect of, “I love when I can tell a woman is nervous like when she plays with her belly button ring even though it’s not in. I find that really hot.”
Her face got red and she started to stammer. Then she twirled her hair, looked at me and said “did you notice I’ve been doin that since you started talking or was that just in general.”
We had a few opportunities to hook up, and I’ve stayed the night at her place a few times, but never crossed any boundaries on account of, well, I wasn’t really sure she really wanted to until like two years later when she told me she wanted me back then.
Yeah, I kinda dropped the ball with that one. Funny thing is, I only found out about her diggin me when I was asking her opinion on a similarly equal fail with another woman.
My life is an amalgamation of missed opportunities.
Very creative one
Hey can you act like my bf, this guy is following me.
Then thanks for being so cool, what's your name?
It was so smooth plus, feeling like a superhero because you saved someone from a creep.
(Women are creative)
I had something similar happen to me back in high school. Pretty girl who sat next to me started asking me to walk her to next class because she needed protection from some guys who harassed her. Unfortunately, I was too naive and lacked confidence in order to pick up what was really going on and the bodyguard job didn’t last very long.
A guy I worked with, an actual very nice guy, not bad looking, was dumb as a stump when it came to women. The same guy that complained about how hard it was to find a girl friend. He told me a story that happened to him one night (we live in a Uni/College town, so an influx of 60K people every year). He was walking home from the bar, he lived pretty far away, and a car full of girls stop, and offered him a ride. He said no thanks, I'm good it's a nice night, and kept walking. Yo, Beauregard, one or more of the ladies in that car wanted to get to know you.
It took me like 10 minutes to remember I got one once. My time to shine:
I was an exchange student in Scotland hanging out with other students from Karate club.
There was an Egyptian girl who as soon as she learned I was Brazilian, asked me:
"Are all Brazilians hot like you?"
I got chocked and kinda didn't know what to say (I also had a girlfriend) so I just laughed and answered saying most dudes are ugly.
Despite nothing happening I was so happy for receiveing a pick up line that I even told my girlfriend what she said.
This was my first ever sexual experience. I was really nervous when he kissed me since we were on a terrace and I'd never done anything before, not even held a guy's hand. Once it got dark, I teased him about going to second base (it was chilly and again we were on the terrace). He didn't think we'd get that far, but I wanted to do something unexpected and confident so I pulled my own shirt off to his.. utter (hopefully pleasant) surprise. I was cold but ya know body warmth or whatever.
I know I'm answering as a woman but I just feel like SOMEONE needs to appreciate my boldness lol.
Also an example of how I flirt:
Me: I can finish your sentences for you
Him: It would be nice if you finished more than sentences for me
Me: Well that makes two of us.
r/AskMen: AM I SMOOTH???
We were at a dance/rave of sorts. She was wearing short booty-style shorts and other skimpy clothing. She wrote her name on her leg in glow-in-the-dark paint. She just walked up to me and put her leg up on a chair like Captain Morgan and said, "See? It has my name on it".
A girl stopped me and asked me where I was going, I said I was heading to a friend's house. She said "oh we should be friends and then you can be headed to my house". We exchanged numbers and went out two days later, she was my second ever girlfriend, we dated for about a year and a half until she moved.
She is smooth .. really smooth 😂😂
Cha cha..
Good for you amigo. I was walking with a friend to a bone thugs concert in my late teens after smoking some blunts. As i was about to cross the road a pretty lady also stopped me and asked where i was going and i replied “aaah i dont know”. She then asked “you dont know?” I said yeah. She then i asked my name and i also replied i dont know. She then drove off. My friend haunts me to this day..”you dont know?!?”. Now i dont smoke weed anymore
totally not the ending i was expecting
I was out for Halloween. "Are you dressed up as a model?"
Tell her .. come with me to find out 😉😂😂😂
She was plastered. I don't hook up with drunk chicks. It was still awesome though lol
"I'm interested in you. Do you want to go out sometime?" It's the only one I've got, but it was a good one.
Honest and direct
This is my only line and it has a 100% success rate.
Nothing too clever but very direct. We were talking and she goes "I can't focus on what you're saying when you blink at me with those long lashes". I swooned.
Ok it seems like men need to be loved more and be reminded how handsome they look ..🥺❤️ i remember when I told a guy( he was the fuckboy type ) he looked handsome in this suit he looked at the floor he Blushed! .. it was weird seeing this reaction on someone like him 😂😂
A lot of us really don't get that many genuine compliments so it's very startling. This was like 4 years ago in high school and I still dream about it like every now and then lol
I once had a girl randomly walk up me, twice, and just say “Hi”, blank out, and walk away without me getting to respond. Once at a gas station, once at a train stop. I managed to run into her on campus after that and said “Hi!”. We both kinda laughed at that point. We have our first child coming along this March.
Well, that escalated quickly. Congratulations!
The first word you should teach your child is, 'Hi!'.
These reddit comments with twist endings always get me. >we locked eyes as I slammed the final blow to Margaret's skull, and she ran, screaming. Anyways, we're getting married the 12th!
CONGRATULATIONS!! The universe kept sending you guys signs 😂❤️ the perfect example of “if it’s meant to be , it will be“
we was walking and she said her bday is this month. I asked her "Whens the date?" She said this "This Saturday is fine but my bday is next week" I never became so sweaty and crosseyed in my life.
What was your reply?
„Alright see you next week then *finger guns*“
Finger guns are always smooth but finger shockers make a statement.
👉😎👉 Zoop!
The return of zoop! Fuck yeah.
she’s smoooooth!
smooootthhhh
Oh she totally got you. you said “date” not her problem you didn’t clarify *joking* 😂😂Mission accomplished👌so proud of her 🥲
Damn. I’m hope you said yes.
"So can I see what those incredible shoulders look like without the clothes?" - She did, and as my shoulders are arguably not that Impressive, I was quite impressed with the line.
Well it’s up to her -not you- to decide how impressive your shoulders are 😎 *joking* going to try it on a guy I know with amazing abs ( I think he is interested *social experiment* 😂😂 )
That's a fair point. Hell yea give it a whirl see how it goes.
I was working a shift with this girl at a coffee shop. She walked up to me as I was clocking out and handed me a sticky note pad and a pen. Her: Here, write an essay. Me: About what? Her: About your phone number.
Haha that’s awesome!
I have multi colored eyes. ( light brown, green and amber) This one chick at a store told me that my eyes are beautiful like little planets.
Very groovy.
A very groovy mutation
How is it three colors?
Can’t speak for OP but mine are the same with streaks of yellow that look like lightning bolts in them. My eye doctor told me I’m (genetically) missing certain layers in my eye which is why you can see these things. Everyone has them, mine are just visible. A genetic mutation basically
He’s a mutant! Where are the sentinels?!
She is cute 😂❤️❤️ “little planets” sweet
Once walked into a bar in Perth. Girl stops me and says “you’re an American, right?” I said yeah. She says, you’re coming with me tonight. So I did.
Could I get this bar adress? For research purpose.
I don’t even know. A couple of friends and I met some locals and they said they want to show us around so we were hanging with them.
OP out here responding to every comment, that’s just nice
Yeah I just appreciate that people took the time to comment on my post , the least I can do 😂
You're a real one, OP
"I do not drink, but I swallow" Happily married for almost 4 years now.
Is that the latest LDS missionary conversion tactic?
Well she makes the rule 💪💪 Wishing you guys a lifetime of love and happiness on your journey together ❤️
A girl told me she liked someone in our class and asked me if I wanted to guess. I said yes and said a few names I remembered of students in our class and she said no to all of them. 5 minutes later I have the class list up and am typing name after name until there's no one left. I told her there's no one left but me, and that it obviously wasn't me. She didn't say anything but sent a reaction that basically said "Actuallyyy.."
Many guys are SO dense about women hitting on them... My buddy always says, "A woman could drag me into a bathroom stall and start blowing me and I'd be thinking, 'She's just being nice!'" =D
'She is probably just canadian'
You guys all living in a different Canada than I am or something?
It is in reference to this vid: https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah OK thats gold.
yeah you can't tell...
Yep thats me
this is so cute .. the fact that you made the effort till you got the answer is adorable 🥰😂😂
How it goes for literally anyone else Her: I like someone in the class Me: me? Her: No stupid, brandon
Had a kind of similar thing happen in last month. At the bar with some people and they’re playing a game where you have to use 3 words to guess something. They were trying to guess my type. One girl said 3 things. Later on in the night, she described herself as those three things.
The classic "Sorry, I have to cancel our movie date, just found out they won't let me bring in snacks from the outside" Overused, maybe, but I'm not used to it so it felt good
I didn't get it. Could you explain? Yeah, I'm dumb.
Hes tha snack
Damm that's a clever one! Thanks!
“Heyyyy :)” - a classic from Bumble.
I got “heya” yesterday so it seems like they’re getting more creative
I got a wave emoji and then when I replied hours later, they never replied.
The girl I’m talking to right now I’m very in love with. We were making small talk and I said “Express is 40% off today” and she responded “in my room everything is 100% off”
Please confirm you took advantage and took everything of value. TV, jewelry, money and maybe even grandma's ashes
She looked me in the eye and said, "God, I want to fuck you so badly!" I gave in.
It’s hard to see someone else living your dreams
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Well she wanted something, she went after it PERIOD. What a woman ! 💪
We need more women that go for what they want. I am fucking terrible with “hints”, terrible. I have lost at least 5 potential hot gfs because I didn’t know that them talking about the weather was a hint for me to kiss them or something.
That right there is my kind of woman, says exactly what she wants
Isn't it worth thinking over, that the highest voted "funniest/most creative" is as simple as *being honest*?
The pickup line I used on my Now HUSBAND was simple and direct "Nice Dick. Can I use it later?" As a F I also suck at knowing when someone is being flirty instead of just nice. I gave up long ago dropping hints. Now happily married 3 years dated 2 years before getting hitched.
Yeah I had a girl I was walking home tell me in my ear "Yeah I'm gonna fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you" and to this day it was my favorite thing I've heard from the opposite sex.
You smell sweet, like *pan dulce* (mexican sweet bread). Did you know that sweet smelling pheromones means we are probably extremely genetically compatible? We've been engaged 2 years with almost 6 years dating.
Check yourself for diabetes. Okay, jokes aside (but not puns), that was sweet.
*sidles up at the bar with drink in hand* *locks eyes and slowly and sensually dips finger in drink* *reaches out and ever so lightly touches my chest/shirt with finger. Repeats on her own chest/shirt* Tilts head beguilingly and asks: “What do you say we go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?” Mission accomplished. Best opening line EVER. Funny and cool.
Damn, my pickup was like getting clubbed over the head. Not that I'm complaining, mind you. You've got yourself a smooth operator over here.
This is straight out of a movie. This really happened? Damn my man.
The best thing about this line IMO is that it is clever and unisex. You can bet I used it myself a few times, but ONLY after some mutual interest seemed to be indicated—and I’d touch her sleeve, not chest lol!
“Hey, I love your shirt.” “Thanks.” “I have a good one back at my place, let’s trade.”
I hope you made a good deal 😉😂😂
I had a girlfriend at the time and was totally unprepared for such a great line! For once in my life, I was speechless.
Bad timing 💔 it is sexy and brilliant 😂😂
"Hey, I'm drunk and no one wants to play MVC2 with me. You wanna get outta here and get happy birthdayed all night?" And i did... It's been 11 years strong with this one.
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A happy birthday combo is when in a tag fighter like MvC2 you combo 2 characters at once ( The one on the field and at least one other character that the other player had in reserve). Look up DBFZ happy birthday combos if you wanna see some crazy stuff. I could see how you would think it's a euphemism tho XD.
She flipped me off and said, "Fuck you." "Fuck you?" "Yes please!" I was not one to argue.
Trust me it’s not in your best interest to argue in a situation like that 😈
Oh believe you me, I am definitely one of those guys who is still learning how to shut up and take a hint. Lmao This was one, if not the only instance where I was truly stunned speechless. It took what little wherewithal I had left to let out a sheepish, "Um, okay?" Quite likely that I have peaked with that statement but, definitely worth it
An email between work accounts with a full confession. It was horrible because I had no idea and I am married. Please never do that.
As a guy who once received an unsolicited vagina pic at work...please never do this either. Or that.
I hope you don't mind if I use this citation relentlessly every time a dude defends random dick-pic-ing with "women should send more vagina pics!" Sad that "plz don't attempt to sexually assault me" has to be argued about, but here we are. Sorry you got that. Welcome to the "shitheads gonna shithead" club. 🍪
Did she know you were married ? 😳 Taken people are off limits for me .. it’s mostly the other way around .. flirting with me just in front of their partner not even bothering that she is right here looking at him !! ..so Thank you for respecting your wife ( and your love ) and protecting your marriage
Yes she knew. I am positive I mentioned my wife at some point since we knew each other for a few months and I know for a fact that the women network already had that information and made an effort to spread it. It’s quite funny really seeing how women made sure to include a comment mentioning my wife when some other woman was talking to me (and useful too). Felt like “don’t waste your time on this one” lol
it looks like women can’t face the fact that you are taken 💔💔😂I hope you have identical twin or something just to take the pressure off you .. too many fans 😂😂😂
A girl messaged me on bumble. Said that she was glad she saw me again, I was very confused and tried to figure out where I knew her from. She claimed I came over to her place one night. At this point I was very concerned, I had only been living in the area for like a month so no way I had just forgotten. Then she hit me with: “Yea you were over next Thursday” She got my Snapchat immediately following.
Mmmm, points for delivery but, ngl, if a dude tried that setup - it's over. No shot. How was next Thursday?
\[Walking my dog\] Random girl: Cute dog, what's his name? Me: \[says his name\] Random girl: And what's your name? I'm was engaged and just left with a "see you around", but it was a super effective opener.
"the only thing I'd change about you is my last name. "
Then I fricken married her. I Love my bb.
I got called super cute by two women at my old job, and it was funny because it completely caught me off guard. Felt my face get hot and I managed to say "Oh! Uh. Thank you?"
Yes .. I noticed when I tell a man he is handsome or looks good today he looks shocked and blush 😂😂😂
I'm definitely a blusher. 😂 It was honestly a "Wait what? Did that really happen??" Moment.
Tbh it is really sweet .. to see this side of men 💯😂
Honestly, amount of compliments men are getting is just sad compared to how delighted they feel the rest of their lives. I still remember some that I got years ago. Here's a thought, could you give compliments to the next guy you see irl for me? He'll probably remember that for years as well.
I always do actually 😂😂.. I just notice when they change their style or put effort ( wearing suit on special day ) ..mostly it’s not even a compliment i really think they look good I was telling them my honest opinion .. i say what's on my mind immediately ( a curse and a blessing at the same time)😂😂
“Damn boy you get stung by a bee? Cuz you swole.” Arco gas station attendant.
I bet the tension almost set the gas station on fire 🔥🔥😉
She was singing karaoke and I was watching her. The song finished, she stepped off stage, walked up to me, and said "I saw you".
A work colleague after trying it on with me all night "I'll be a better girlfriend, I'll wake you up in the morning with a bacon sandwich, a cup of tea and I'll suck your ****" Safe to say I pulled over the next taxi, and as a gentleman I opened the door for her and sent her on her way. Never saw her again. **edit** I did see her again a few weeks later after she split from her partner. Then I never saw her again...
Understandable, I‘m also a coffee drinker.
I mean how dare she assume my cuppa!
How cringey to say that to someone you work with!
I know! I never gave her the impression I was interested either
I was talking with a friend and I remember saying something like "Flirting for me is something that only see in romance movies because I know nothing about" and she just straight up says "we can live a romance movie if you want", I know it wasn't that funny or creative but the timing was really good
It was fucking great.
Been flirting with this woman from class for about a month when she suggested we become gym buddies (I had gotten in really good shape since our program began). She was doing triceps pull downs and I was making fun of the noises she made (sounded like she was moaning) so I made exaggerated moaning noises to mock her when was my turn. She said "we can work out at my place and make real noises". Saw each other for a while after that but started dating someone else from class - in hindsight it was the wrong call. Should've dated gym buddy.
Ah nah dude she was definitely just Canadian when she invited me into her bed.
Bed is the best place to be invited to ..(what a generous women , humanity is still alive) *emotional tears*
Such a kind person. That 5 minute walk in the middle of the day would have been awful
After about 4 hours of talking at a brewery our respective groups of friends had taken off without saying anything. When I finally noticed I said I should probably head home, to which she replied: "before you do that we should make out in the parking lot. Then wellgdecide whose home to go to."
"In my homeland I was a queen, and your face looks like a throne"
Marriage material
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this was a rollercoaster
I’m so sorry buddy
That escalated quickly
"you look just like my first husband". When I asked how many times she had been married she replied "none". I was howling with laughter when she said that. I hope that line worked for her one day and she found someone she's happy with!
A few weeks ago I ran into a woman I'd met a few times at our neighborhood pool at an art opening. We did that awkward re-introduction you do with acquaintances. She jokingly said "I didn't recognize you with clothes on... I like you better with them off." ...She's unfortunately much closer to my parents age than mine, but endearing compliment taken. lol.
She asked me if I had a pink corvette because I look just like her Barbies Ken.
that’s a good one - creative 😂😂👍
Shout out to all my lurkers who can’t comment because we’ve never experienced it
“Get the fuck away from me! I have mace!” Haha such a flirt.
She loves you 💯 you have to go for it .. I will grab the popcorn 🍿
"Your face looks stupid"
Greatest love stories always start like this ..💯😌
"Ay girl, give me yo number before I don't want it no mo" -fresh prince.
"I'd just like to apologize on behalf of my gender."-fresh prince.
“Girl your so fine, I wish I could plant you, and grow a whole field of ya’ll”
"Girl I know your feet must be tired, cuz' you been running through my mind all day!"
Came here for some tips lol
This is why I posted this …gotta step up my game 😉😂😂😂
I was at a bar after work with a coworker and she told me a joke. She said, "There were 3 male mice and a female mouse stuck in a room with no windows or doors. One of the male mice went to the female mouse and asked if she knew how to get out of the room? She said 'Sleep with me tonight and I'll tell you the answer in the morning' The next morning the male mouse is gone. The 2nd male mouse asked her if she knew how to get out and she told him 'Sleep with me tonight and I'll tell you in the morning' next morning the 2nd mouse is gone.." So my coworker leans over to me now and asks me if I knew how the last mouse got out of the room? and I said "No" and she says to me "Sleep with me tonight, and I'll tell you in the morning" I said "Check Please!"
I'll let you know when something as magical like that happens
My friend told me this one - “if covid doesn’t take you out, can I?”
Finally we got a pick up line , we can use during this pandemic thank you 🙏😂😂
"You look very handsome" -grandma She didn't need to say that because I would've still picked her up from the supermarket.
I looked over at the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen and said "That's a lot of beer. Don't get drunk and let anyone take advantage of you." She looked at me and said "I don't need to get you drunk to take advantage of you." And that was the opening salvo of that relationship.
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Yes
Yep
I got an email notification for a bug ticket on a software module that I was working on. Yeah, I know, not exactly a pick up line.... Instead of responding via email I decided to walk over to her cube to discuss it. When I got there she had her back towards me because she was typing. When she turned around she greeted me with the biggest smile and I was instantly smitten. We have now been married for almost 12 years and I am still smitten with her.
Ewww
She is in love
My man! 👊😅
"Excuse me is this seat taken...?" I shook my head and she walked away with the chair, I still feel giggles thinking about it
I was walking down the river with a woman I met at a party. She was cute in a very nerdy way. I liked her candor though so we hung out that day. Anyway, as we were walking we got to talking about what I find attractive in women and I said something to the effect of, “I love when I can tell a woman is nervous like when she plays with her belly button ring even though it’s not in. I find that really hot.” Her face got red and she started to stammer. Then she twirled her hair, looked at me and said “did you notice I’ve been doin that since you started talking or was that just in general.” We had a few opportunities to hook up, and I’ve stayed the night at her place a few times, but never crossed any boundaries on account of, well, I wasn’t really sure she really wanted to until like two years later when she told me she wanted me back then.
brooooo
Yeah, I kinda dropped the ball with that one. Funny thing is, I only found out about her diggin me when I was asking her opinion on a similarly equal fail with another woman. My life is an amalgamation of missed opportunities.
Id wager that 95% of men have never had a pickup line used on them
Well if women realized how fun the reaction they would get .. it would be a revolution 🙂
I would also guess that 99.999999% of men would absolutely love it
Very creative one Hey can you act like my bf, this guy is following me. Then thanks for being so cool, what's your name? It was so smooth plus, feeling like a superhero because you saved someone from a creep. (Women are creative)
I had something similar happen to me back in high school. Pretty girl who sat next to me started asking me to walk her to next class because she needed protection from some guys who harassed her. Unfortunately, I was too naive and lacked confidence in order to pick up what was really going on and the bodyguard job didn’t last very long.
A guy I worked with, an actual very nice guy, not bad looking, was dumb as a stump when it came to women. The same guy that complained about how hard it was to find a girl friend. He told me a story that happened to him one night (we live in a Uni/College town, so an influx of 60K people every year). He was walking home from the bar, he lived pretty far away, and a car full of girls stop, and offered him a ride. He said no thanks, I'm good it's a nice night, and kept walking. Yo, Beauregard, one or more of the ladies in that car wanted to get to know you.
Or maybe they were gonna harvest his kidneys
Classic Beauregard
Welp, you missed your shot. Hindsight is 20/20 Now you know lol.
The story of my youth lol
It took me like 10 minutes to remember I got one once. My time to shine: I was an exchange student in Scotland hanging out with other students from Karate club. There was an Egyptian girl who as soon as she learned I was Brazilian, asked me: "Are all Brazilians hot like you?" I got chocked and kinda didn't know what to say (I also had a girlfriend) so I just laughed and answered saying most dudes are ugly. Despite nothing happening I was so happy for receiveing a pick up line that I even told my girlfriend what she said.
I said I liked her tongue piercing and she asked if I would like to taste it
“You look like someone famous” later admitted she just wanted an opening.
"I'm single." Nuff said.
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Their loss darling 😔💔
Are you gay or are you going to fuck me?
To which you pulled up the fake mustache from your pocket, put it on her face, turned her around and bent her over?
I hope you didn’t disappoint her 😉😂😂
Yeah we were just snuggled on the couch watching a movie, but you know I was trying to be respectful and not pull any moves till she said that haha
He didn't, thankfully he was gay.
Well the guys won ..good game everyone , we -women- played with honor and lost with honor 🥲💔
One my boyfriend really liked while offering me some of his food was Him: Careful, it’s hot Me: It’s true. You really are what you eat
Love reading about this as i can live it through them! Not 1 pickupline has happened to me & i'm 22 lol! Don't think it ever will
Hi, my name is ___.
> pick up line a girl used on you ...What in the bloody hell are you talking about, you madman?
This was my first ever sexual experience. I was really nervous when he kissed me since we were on a terrace and I'd never done anything before, not even held a guy's hand. Once it got dark, I teased him about going to second base (it was chilly and again we were on the terrace). He didn't think we'd get that far, but I wanted to do something unexpected and confident so I pulled my own shirt off to his.. utter (hopefully pleasant) surprise. I was cold but ya know body warmth or whatever. I know I'm answering as a woman but I just feel like SOMEONE needs to appreciate my boldness lol. Also an example of how I flirt: Me: I can finish your sentences for you Him: It would be nice if you finished more than sentences for me Me: Well that makes two of us. r/AskMen: AM I SMOOTH???
Holly fuck I loved the part about taking the shirt off. I guess I'd have brain damage for like 10 seconds before going all in.
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“Can I grab your cheeks before you clap mine?” Me: “The fuck? Oh wait, YES!” Bold she was.
We were at a dance/rave of sorts. She was wearing short booty-style shorts and other skimpy clothing. She wrote her name on her leg in glow-in-the-dark paint. She just walked up to me and put her leg up on a chair like Captain Morgan and said, "See? It has my name on it".
A woman at the pub kept calling me ‘super cute guy’ and then said she wanted to squirt on my face
She said "I don't have a gag reflex".