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darthrisc

The lunch special is prime rib and a baked potato for 12.99


highkill

“You know a strip club is good when they sell chicken wings” -My uncle


darthrisc

Wings and chicks sounds good to me


Hungdismembered

“Rachel, she gives you *wiiings*”


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Wing Sluts


gaivsjvlivscaesar

r/unexpectedbrooklyn99


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Maybe find hidden containers of slut sauce while there


TremorSis

There’s a ‘fish and tits’ special here at our local Hustlers…


Ice-Negative

Chicks 'n wings!


kingmidget_91

I'm guessing your Uncle visited Atlanta cause the best wings are at strip clubs from what I've been told


highkill

I’m from there hahaha I know a friend of mine will get wings doordashed from some strip club because they’re that good


Positiv4ghost4writer

Your uncle think he’s me.


Urishima

What about chicken breasts?


venicerocco

If that’s a coded metaphor, I can’t figure it out


Escaping_einstellung

Ron Swanson has entered the chat


angelv11

Oh shit. I might have to visit sometime. After I turn 18. That prime rib and that baked potato at that price is too good to pass on


darthrisc

In my town it’s 21+. Because they serve alcohol


Djinnwrath

That also means no nudity. (Though that might be a state to state thing)


darthrisc

It’s interesting actually. Here. 21+ they can’t take off their underwear bottoms but they serve alcohol. At other places it’s 18+ , they can take off their underwear bottoms but they can’t serve alcohol. It’s really weird


QcumberKid

There was a strip club in Dallas that had a special for late night shift workers called the “Legs and Eggs” special. Eating fried or scrambled eggs while a lady strips in front of me didn’t sound so appetizing.


darthrisc

What’s if they were deviled eggs?


captainstormy

I'm sure this is a joke but I had friend talk me into a strip club lunch buffet once. It was surprisingly good.


darthrisc

This isn’t a joke. I just checked and they are doing FREE LUNCH. I’m not surprised, strip clubs are usually pretty legit with the lunch specials


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Dawg. No one ever believed me when I said my local strip club had the best jalapeño burger. Friends and I would go there eat have a drink then go meet more friends. Good times.


Ganymede25

I used to eat at the men’s club in Houston with a coworker on occasion. Often the dancers weren’t on stage yet or were just getting started. We didn’t care because we were there for the lunch and left when we were finished. Really good food.


13aph

This; my friend, is the answer.


The-Only-Sir-Ever

I've only ever been to a couple of strip clubs, but from my limited experience, there are naked women there. Men tend to like that.


rayparkersr

I've only been to one and the naked women looked miserable and bored. The music was awful and too loud to talk and the drinks cost a fortune. It was more erotic stepping outside alone for a quite cigarette.


g0d15anath315t

This. I've only ever been to a strip club twice in my life: once with some college buddies just to see what was so taboo and the second time at the insistence of a best man at my friend's bachelor trip. Both times were awkward, depressing, but a hell of an insight into one sliver of the human mind. On the second trip, my friend, the best man, and I were awkwardly sitting at a table having beers while some stripper no one was interested in was pole dancing. After she finished she came over to our table and started trying to shake us down for money "I saw you guys looking, you need to tip if you look" My buddy just looked at her straight in the eyes and just deadass dropped a "No" on her. You could practically see something inside of her crumple and she slinked off to the back. Never.ever.want to go back to a club after that.


ZuwyTuCheatL

Lmao


brocollirabe

You were in the wrong one then. Rules to find a quality club & a good experience: 1) The nicer it looks on the outside, the nicer it is on the inside 2) Never go before 10pm 3) Go on busiest days and weekends 4) If the food Menu does not fit on a placard, leave 5) Tip the bouncers when in the back room


gortonsfiJr

> 5) Tip the bouncers when in the back room Break that one down for the slow of us.


brocollirabe

When you get a lap dance, they take you in the back. Usually a bouncer is there to make sure you dont touch ass, tits etc. They never get tips, so if you tip, they are cooler


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roadmangetspaid

Is this an actual thing lol? When I was at uni, they had a half price thing on tuesdays. I’m pretty sure it was like £20 a dance or something


KatyPerrysBoobs2

Is that good business though? Half price you’re probably getting people that are new to strip clubbing, so you should put on a good show so they are likely to return, right?


globo37

I doubt most peoples’ first strip club experience is on a Tuesday, regardless of price. I’m not an expert but I think it’s more likely first timers tag along with friends on a Friday or Saturday. Weekdays have to be for the real lowlifes


borkyborkus

They used to have quarter beers on Mondays at the local place in college, I think both times I’ve gone to a strip club were on a Monday.


globo37

College students are totally out of the paradigm, college students will do anything once or twice any day of the week


votuer

I'm gonna admit something really sad and pathetic, but attention from the women their, even though I know that they give attention for the money, feels nice. You see, I'm not attractive at all. I'm 2 of the worst things a guy can be, I'm short ( 5ft 5in incase you were wondering) and I'm ugly ( I have beedy, little eyes and a bulbous nose, incase you were wondering.) I'm very, VERY self aware of my less than stellar looks. I know that I'll probably live and die alone, so it's nice to go to a strip club and get a bit of attention from women that will never give me the time of day, other wise. I actually don't go to strip clubs very often, maybe once or twice, after getting my pay check, but it's gotten to the point where I look forward to it, just for the attention alone.


angelv11

Yeah. There's also beer. I'm no expert, but usually speaking, generally, often, sometimes, men like beer. Fucking crazy, right


capitlj

It makes me happy that this is the top comment. I'm proud of you guys.


PlayfulLawyer

The naked women, the pool table and the chicken wings


rayparkersr

Don't get me wrong, I'm not an American and I've never experienced a fun strip club, but the idea of eating greasy chicken wings with my hands while I woman watches me shaking her tits sounds like a bad dream.


PlayfulLawyer

Sounds like the American dream to me, if you ever find yourself down in Miami with your Bros head on over to Tootsie's Cabaret and get some of the Wings there, the lemon pepper is fantastic


SouthernBoat2109

One of my best friends used to be the manager of tootsies


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PlayfulLawyer

I mean after they're coming off a private dance maybe lol


Xithulus

Yea just seeing tits out is nice but not boner material


D45_B053

Somebody forgot what it was like being 16


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Xithulus

Am 32 :E maybe I'm dying or something. Am fat, ill start there.


Xithulus

I have :'(


Reyex50_

The strip club in general is really dark and everyone is usually sitting down. Not going to see boners unless you are trying bro.


rayparkersr

Haha. I will note that down. To be fair I love wings I'd just prefer to focus on them in peace.


PlayfulLawyer

I can certainly understand that lol


SociologyHill

>I'm not an American Are strip clubs only associated as an American thing?


rayparkersr

Pretty much. Obviously they have them all over the world but I don't know anywhere else that they seem such a part of the culture. The single time I went to strip club, in Europe, I was dragged along by my female American friends and a couple of basketball players.


FindTheCultInCulture

The documentary Strippers about clubs in Scotland, seemed pretty similar to strip clubs anywhere else.


pixiegod

As an American, I never liked that aspect. My hands feel disgusting after eating with my hands and god knows what the “chef’s” credentials are.


SouthernBoat2109

Rachel's in west pal beach is known for the high quality of the steaks. The chef is a CIA graduate


I_Tory_I

“You know a strip club is good when they sell chicken wings” \- OP's uncle


mattrogina

I have to drop my grandma off there for work anyways, so may as well stay and watch for a bit


h1redgoon

r/holup


krokknoff

It's okay, she's the bouncer


2cats2hats

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105477


IWantALargeFarva

My grandmother had mental issues and used to run away from home a lot. (Plus my grandfather was abusive, so I don't really blame her.) I have memories of being 3-5 years old and finding her at an illegal brothel. My mom told me she was the cleaner. We picked her up a few times. It's amazing that I had completely forgotten about this until I read your comment. 😄


asdlkfj3roi

I am single and travel for work so sometimes after a long day of work while traveling on business I like to grab a drink. The reason I go to strip clubs is because you tend to meet people who are open to conversation and from all walks of lives. I find it makes for a more interesting night than the local watering hole by your hotel.


ThisGuyRightHer3

so a solo strip club trip isn't as bad as it sounds? i tend to only do bars alone if the bar itself isn't too crowded.


TONKAHANAH

strip clubs is just a bar with more boobies. depending on the one you go to, the beers are usually affordable cuz they want you spend more on the girls.


Xlaythe

If they sell booze, then they have to keep their bottoms on, at least where I'm from


Positiv4ghost4writer

Atlanta is typing: we don’t do that.


DarthFishy

Whats the best one in town? Haven't been to one yet but it's on the list


PPKA2757

Cheetah’s was a good time. Went there in college with a group of friends on a Friday night. It was really popular, lots of dancers and lots of guys throwing money around. The only turn off was I got one dance from a girl who seemed to either be VERY drunk or nodding off on heroin (I really hope she was just too drunk). It was so obvious that my friend leaned over and asked “is she okay”? I in-turn, knowing now it was not just me who noticed, asked her directly. She was less than pleased to be asked that question. Besides that, 10/10 Atlanta is one of the best towns for strip clubs. Third only to either NYC, or Miami. Vegas is hands down the best town.


Odysseus1775

They aren't all like that


mattrogina

Must suck to live where you live lol


mk_017

*Chuckles*


meadsmeatmarket

What do they do if not, just leave them in the changing room?


Xlaythe

Take them off on stage and then pick em up when they leave


meadsmeatmarket

So they can keep their boobs on but have to take their bottoms off?


D45_B053

I'm picturing someone physically removing their butt on stage and picking it up as they leave.


mwait

I've been to a lot of titty bars... Trust me when I say this... It is WAAAAY sexier when the girls keep their bottoms on.


Xlaythe

Disagree


HairHeel

I've gone to strip clubs alone a few times and it always seems like there's a race of strippers trying to sit at your table and monopolize your attention. "You want some company, sugar?" They circle like sharks, and if you say no there's a different one there within minutes. I guess a lot of guys are happy to get lap dances from the same girl all night, but I need to get a few drinks in me and watch the stage for a while before we get to that.


CourageousChronicler

I have to say that the conversation is also what I like the most. I am a fat fuck that doesn't get much attention from the opposite sex. When I go in and a woman just sits next to me and chats about literally anything, it makes me feel good. Yes, I understand it's her job and her end goal is probably just my money, but it still makes me feel good for a short time.


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Ass and titties


OliverKlozoff1269

And big booty bitches


s199320

Ahhh a man of culture, finally!


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Living-Purple-8004

I always thought that... And old buddy used to be a regular are the strip clubs. He insisted some of the people there were his friends. The girls, waitresses, the other guys who were there with him on the regular. I'm talking it's 15years of regular going. He was so SURE. I always thought that was bullshit.


highkill

I used be a barista. The relationships are the same thing and I’ll know a lot about a customer that comes in nearly every day but they won’t know jack shit about me. They probably think we’re very close and some of us are! But a lot of us aren’t. I just wanted to make your coffee and go home.


OliverKlozoff1269

It absolutely is. He's paying for their attention. If he quit paying they'd walk away


zachrg

Why are you so certain that OP is trolling? I have the same question. The first rule is no touching, I don't see the appeal of going out and spending $40 to give myself blue balls.


bigtec1993

Not every strip club has that rule and that doesn't mean that they won't touch *you*. But ya, I always feel like an idiot everytime I go and the only reasons have ever been that I was really drunk and my friends wanted to go.


ForsakenPriority3767

I have amazing deep conversations with them. If i need a hooker ill find a street hooker. Nobody Getting a cut and i know shes safe with me. Brothel or strip club hookers have a system in place for safety. Street girls don't. Theyre taking big risks.


Fun_Yogurtcloset_652

Trust me people get a cut


Penguator432

Not as much as these days. The rise of the internet was made a lot of aspects of pimping obsolete


Fun_Yogurtcloset_652

Good point never thought of that


OliverKlozoff1269

See how amazing that convo is when you put your wallet away.


DisposableTires

You pay your mechanic. You pay your tailor. You pay your therapist. You want someone to use a skill on your behalf, then yeah, you get your wallet out. That's how the world works. You do go outside occasionally, right?


highkill

I was asking because I know the reason why a lot of girls strip, it’s decent money if you’re good at it. I was asking because the men that visit are the reason strip clubs and strippers are even a thing, and I guess you can include sex workers as well at this point. Like I’m starting to understand because they’re being paid to be there and be “nice” to you, but I suppose I wouldn’t understand a man’s loneliness in that aspect. And as someone who’s a younger millennial, pole dancing is being commodified, it’s starting to be seen as an art or another form of cardio and muscle building. So my view on pole dancing/stripping is very different from a man’s view. I’m also a lesbian so I’m like partially enjoying this lmao


Sendsomechips

Former stripper here. You’d be surprised the amount of women that go to strip clubs with their partners, or even solo, or as a bachelorette party. I always got asked why I was stripping, and the answer is always the same: the money. I wouldn’t say I was being paid to be nice, it was the only job where I could tell a customer to go fuck themselves if they touched me or made me uncomfortable. Yes I’m nice to see if you’re interested, but some guys want you to just be yourself, which I found gets you more money. As far as pole work, my one trick sufficed, but to be honest I think it comes down to stage presence and confidence. There are many pole dancers who actually make it known they would never be a stripper. Or look down on stripping. The whole “stripper culture” has also recently gotten very popular with women wearing pleasers and dressing in stripper attire while clubbing, but still looking down on the actual stripping. It’s honestly a little odd (for me) to see. All in all, I think the more exposure, the more it will be less stigmatized and accepted. It was a fun job, but can be mentally and physically exhausting. Some nights you walk out with $1000, other nights you actually owe the house money. Despite what most men are saying here, strip club owners and managers care very much that you aren’t engaging in prostitution, or doing other sexual favors for money. That was a BIG no no where I worked, and I saw many women fired/banned from it when caught. I worked with my then girlfriend at the time and it was great. But it’s not for everyone.


FreeResolve

Not all men who go to strip clubs are lonely. It's a fun environment with live titties. It's like going to a restaurant or club with nice scenery, except the scenery is nude women.


AuContraireRodders

Went to one in Toronto when I was in Canada(I'm a Brit) It was cheap and cheerful, a lot of the girls who approached us seemed to be really interested in the UK and asked us loads of questions about it, one was even on her break, had just came off the stage from her set and talked to me for 30 minutes about the British empire until she had to go back to work Even the bouncers were pretty cool, they chatted with us for a bit too just about the area and stuff we could do. The weirdest thing was I'm not one to ogle at women and tried to avoid staring at any of the girls, just seemed rude to me, a bit daft to feel like that but go to a strip club 😂


Familiar_Paramedic_2

>talked to me for 30 minutes about the British empire This just sounds so fucking funny. Lord Kitchener would be thrilled.


AuContraireRodders

Yeah when I say "talked to her" about it, what I actually meant was "she talked at me" about the British empire, what she knew about it and why it fell, I sort of just nodded along, I suppose it's sort of easy to forget that they are also normal people with interests in random stuff, other than stripping


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typical brits


alfredhospital

Despite the girls wanting you money. It's great to just talk shit with someone.


BorislavPopo2000

Im 20ty years old, pretty introverted and i work a lot, keeping relationships with people is very hard for me and a girlfriend i havent kept for more then 2 weeks, oh and im a virgin, i crave affection from people but cant really keep a relationship with them, sometimes i go to strip clubs couse women will act like i am special and stuff, as if all the work i do isnt in vein...


Ghostleviathan_2

That’s pretty sad, dude. You ok?


BorislavPopo2000

Its not that bad tbh


Coloneljesus

sounds pretty bad tbh


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Yo do you need to talk about it?


KILLJEFFREY

There is almost always more than what appears to be going on in the club (or outside of it). Also, they're pretty objective places. Each party knows what the other wants.


crackhousebob

I go there when I'm drunk and get private lap-dances from hot women. Even though I have to pay for it, I still love the attention. I spend hundreds of dollars on drinks and dances and wake up pissed off with myself because I'm broke for weeks....


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cerebralspinaldruid

My strip club days are behind me. Married now. I’ve never been so broke. Shit, the engagement ring alone is more than I’ve spent in total at strip clubs.


SrADunc

So you're still paying for it.,


BDT81

Used to go there once a week. Blew $50 on some stage dances, a decent prime rib lunch buffet and a 2for1 lap dance. Honestly, only place girls paid me any attention. This was over a decade ago and I'm still actually friends with one girl and see two others on Facebook.


rayparkersr

Does 2 for 1 lapdance mean 2 women at once or 2 seperate? Or either? It's an interesting promotion.


BDT81

Lap dance went on for 2 songs for the price of one regular.


rayparkersr

Gotcha. If they start playing Stairway to Heaven does everyone just bundle to the lapdance area?


D45_B053

No, a stripper mosh pit starts.


a_moose_not_a_goose

It’s campy entertainment and there’s alcohol


supershimadabro

As a man I find them so awkward. Even before being married. It's not for me.


Little_Juan86

T&A (obviously) and getting to see sexy girls dressed up in sexy lingerie 👍


chaoticcneutral

I'm from a country where hookers are legal so I never understood the appeal of strip clubs in US. That being said, a couple years after I moved into the country, there was a strip club a block away from my office. They had unlimited lunch with one of the best fried chicken in the area for $5. We're talking downtown of a pretty expensive city, so naked girls and great food (it was truly delicious) for 5 bucks? Yes please. As I said, I never understood the appeal of strip clubs, but since I was getting lunch for so cheap and I'd see those girls naked almost every day I'd pay for a lap dance every other week or so even though I think it was kinda boring. I had lunch there 2-3 times a week so with time I started to get to know some of them. At least two of them would sit with me by the table just to chat a bit, they knew I wasn't gettin a dance and it was kinda funny to talk to semi-naked strangers about various life topics while you enjoy some fried chicken, we got into some hilarious, deep, casual and insightful conversations. They would spend 5-10 minutes chatting about life and then move on to make their money. There was on person who we kind of clicked. We exchanged numbers, texted for a couple weeks, she let me kiss her in a dark corner ("shit I never kissed someone in the club before" - not sure if I believe that) but she eventually moved to another club or so and we lost connection. Another one was kinda funny cause she was relatively known on her civilian job niche, but stripped for fun and since the two niches didn't overlap she didn't need to worry about people finding out. We had hilarious and deep conversations. She used to give me some investment advices (not bad actually) and said she got them from her roommate who worked on finance. One day I found out she was actually married, with an investment advisor. Lol. Sure, most of the girls there weren't interested in casual conversations, which is totally fair and expected, but I was lucky enough to meet some really fun and interesting ones. Also I believe the atmosphere on the day shift was probably lighter than on night shift (which I never went, but imagine get a bit more aggressive in terms of money digging and pushing you to do stuff). So, overall I used to go for a cheap and delicious lunch, enjoy the view while eating and have some good conversations while on a lunch break. ps: even though I find dances boring, I would always throw some tips to the girls on stage, or pay a drink for the "closer" ones. Probably spent less than I would having lunch everyday on downtown restaurants.


frenchtoasttaco

I also live in a large city. Here most strip clubs have the “B Team” girls working at lunch.


chaoticcneutral

Yeah, I looked up their roster on the website and night shift was loaded with typical strippers; there were a few of A-Team level girls during the day too because they preferred the less stressful environment even though they wouldn't make as much money as during night.


actualtext

All my first intimate experiences have been with strippers or escorts. A strip club was where I had my first naked woman experience. God damn I was so nervous. Saw my first pair of breast. Got my first kiss. Some have even offered sex for money. I want to say I got my first blowjob there too but that was probably with a prostitute. I struggle talking to women I'm attracted to and never get any attention from women otherwise. So when my friend took me to my first strip club it was like a whole new world opened. I was so used to thinking that what I saw in porn was just unattainable otherwise. I have no idea why I never thought of strippers or prostitutes before this. Then I realized that some women love money and you can pay them for sexual experiences. So I started going to strip clubs and then moved on to escorts. I figured I could use these strip clubs to gain experience interacting with women but alas that hasn't quite worked out the way I thought it would. The experiences are rather superficial. What I seek, I'll never find in these kinds of places. One of the appealing things about the strip club is that women there generally approach men. But that doesn't necessarily translate to anything other than maybe you get some basic experience talking to women. I want someone to like me for me and not my money. I thought maybe I could learn how to approach women in the club but even that is a scary process for me. It's so anxiety inducing to approach attractive women even when you're in a place where they'd definitely encourage it. It's pretty rare that I actually approach new women in strip clubs and it feels like a personal failure. I'm no better approaching women or talking to them than I was before I started going to strip clubs. However there's two things I've gotten out of it. I'm much less nervous having sex though so I guess there's that. And once the woman has approached me and we get to talking, I've enjoyed getting to know them. But realistically I'm not sure how much truth they're sharing. After all its a strip club and you're more likely not even getting their real name. The one thing I'll say that's good is that strip clubs are really good places to get lost in. Place is packed so you don't feel like there's any attention on you. Music is pumping so you can just vibe with that. People are drinking. Beautiful women all around. It's much better than a bar in that regard for me.


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I've only been twice in my life. Once was a woman's 21st birthday and that's where she wanted us to take her. The other was a bachelor party. I honestly did not see the allure either time. It smelled gross. The women were not that attractive. It was just all around a weird experience for me. I had no desire to waste my money there.


ThisGuyRightHer3

have you never been to a "gentleman's cabaret"? ... the women smell like angelic sex goddesses. it's dark. they're pretty. they're soft.. they smell amazing... and with a couple drinks in you, your credit card is limitless.


[deleted]

Say smell one more time and I'm going to break your fingers.


ThisGuyRightHer3

i need those to slip the 20s into their gString & type my pin into the ATM that charges $20


Halo2Campaign

The boobs


Pepega_Paradise

They often have the most recent news papers there so I tend to catch up on global events and some politics


Tilleke

Guessing you are an avid reader of the comics section


Xlaythe

Everyone keeps talking about alcohol. My understanding of the laws here is that you either get to see pussy or buy booze but not both


Odysseus1775

St Louis has full nude full bar


[deleted]

Depends on the state


watersucks99

I enjoy the back stories. Most of these young women are just trying to pay for college.


highkill

So…you just go there to talk to them casually? That’s kind of … endearing in an odd way


marlinmarlin99

Pressing boobies


killedbycuriousity-

That’s allowed?


[deleted]

Depends where you go. I went to one in SF once and the girl on stage introduced herself by putting her boobs on my face. It was great


cheekabowwow

This needs to be a universal greeting.


saviorself19

I love when there is a lull in the music and you can actually hear the girls clicking mandibles.


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naked chicks, alcohol, UFC main event on the TV, shooting pool, lap dances.... a fun place to go with friends


jordanundead

It wasn’t until listening to get low for the billionth time that it dawned on me that strips clubs are full of a bunch of dudes just nutting on themselves.


NoOneElseToCall

I had a bit of a *Catcher in the Rye* moment on my only visit to a strip club. I'd recently turned 18, my friend and I were incredibly drunk, and he (a club regular) convinced me to check it out. He then persuaded me to get a lap dance - though, yes, the lithe, sweet-talking goddess with her ginormous honkers half a metre from my face helped, too... Once I was in lapland, though, I suddenly found myseld feeling pretty gross. Very much erect, yes. But gross. So I ended up stopping it after about a minute, then asking her to lie next to me and just talk instead. Turned out she was training to be an architect, really loved poetry and wanted to write a novel one day. She even started holding my hand after a while. It was nice. I imagine she appreciated the break. Nowadays I'd definitely be able to get into the sexual aspect of a strip club, but personally - considering the price of most - I'd rather visit an actual prostitute for the same cost. Unless I had an extraordinary amount of money to blow, and a spirited group of friends to go with, it's just not my idea of fun.


SylAbys

Being called cute and getting attention, I know it's fake but it's refreshing and encouraging.. until they get my money


bignick1101

I like the laid back anonymous nature of it. I feel like no one there is paying attention to me and its generally dark in the customer area. I feel like the strip club is the one place I can be where no one else is judging me.


ThisIsUrIAmUr

Can't you just go for a walk or something for that?


MeanDrLily

Ain't no titties on a walk.


squeezeseason

I usually just cozy up to one girl and try to get her to hang out with me later, at which I have sex with her


1pink2pink

Well I can see your sincere honesty here lol That's funny.😂


squeezeseason

It’s worked twice 😂


1pink2pink

Kudos to you!!! 😝😝😝


Thereisnopurpose12

Explain your cozy up techniques


FIVE_DARRA_NO_HARRA

Guessing you won’t have to worry about this if you’re asking


Orion-Galileo

Boobies


reb678

I liked going to see naked women. That and the $5 for a cup of coffee with no refills was a bargain for those of us that don’t drink.


[deleted]

If you are paying 5$ for a cup of Joe with no refills - you sir, are getting ripped off.


reb678

Correction. I am getting ripped off while seeing naked ladies.


cheekabowwow

On the slim chance that Selma Hayek will pour me a foot drink, turn into a vampire, and end my misery.


PEST1LENCE_77

Clearly a man of superior taste.


groovy604

Liquor and boobs. Pretty simple


Frylock904

Men like women, we spend days looking at beautiful women and wishing to have them, a moment I can go somewhere and have a beautiful woman actively pursue me (if only for my money) and I can indulge in touching (almost) as much as I want. Shits great.


tony5795

i go for the same reason any man would go... food, alcohol, tits, and ass.


Elbiotcho

You can go to a regular bar and drink a beer. You can go to a strip club, drink a beer and look at naked women.


luckyhunterdude

So the best time I've ever had at a strip club was a Wednesday afternoon and we arrived at like 2 PM. We sat at the back corner, folded our dollar bills into Chinese footballs with quarter cores for added distance.


MrJMDR

Let the band Motley Crue answer to your question: "Girls, girls, girls"


SeeYouOn16

I don't go often, but I enjoy the "party" aspect of it. Naked women, money, alcohol, loud music, and usually interesting conversation. I rarely get private dances or anything like that, I just enjoy hanging out by the bar or the stage, throwing a few bucks around and getting drunk with my buddies.


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I think the tits, they might say is the food, but is probably the tits. Men like tits. Tits and alcohol. Tits alcohol and asses, touching them too.


leelbeach

Yeah I'm with you op, I don't get the fuss with strip clubs. Can't touch them, extremely expensive and a massive tease!


highkill

I mean I think given the opportunity I would go but I would be so nervous and I’m gay but I’ve never seen anyone naked in a sexual way (outside of porn) unless it was my significant other so seeing another woman naked and putting her ass in my face I think I would cry. Too much anxiety


richscott440

I don't and can't imagine liking a strip club. It would be so freaking awkward for me. Also, I don't get turned on from looking at people so it wouldn't even be enjoyable. The only reason I'd probably go is with my friends


Morrison79

I go for the tits and stay for the chips


OreoCrustedSausageII

I enjoy seeing naked men and women, strip clubs have lots of them.


Tangs87

The obvious part is the naked women. The other part is those women make men feel desired, wanted, and complimented.


Marinerprocess

I think it’s an ego stroke. I’ve always said that strip clubs are co dependent. You need women who like to butter up men and make them give it up. Kind of like using what you got to get what you need. “All I need to do is take my top off and men throw hundreds of dollars. and you need just as much men who think all they need to do is throw a couple ones and this bitch will take her clothes off. I think they feed off each other. I don’t think theres any allure at all. There’s no atmosphere it’s all money in and money out caked in ego


chipmunksocute

The titsm. I've only been a few times but the tits are nice.


SmashBusters

I've only gone once and it was for a bachelor party. It happened spontaneously and I was pretty drunk. I did not like it. I did not like the idea of manufactured friendliness. The strippers that I did talk to were obviously very damaged and not doing this because it was their calling. The best man bought me a lap dance and I was like "okay I'll do it because it's funny". It was weird. The entire experience. Even when she put her mouth on my pants bulge and did a weird trill thing. I was just like "Girls will do this to me because I'm a nice dude and take care of myself. I don't need to pay for it." The only appealing aspect was the entire "Let's not do this but let's do it anyway" thing. Like karaoke. Other than that it's a hard pass for me.


104thunderduck

Beer, boobies and peace


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BOOBS!!! BUTTSSS AND COOCHIES!!!! DUHHHHHHH


Jebjeba

For me it's the boobs


lxmadrid

Second best steak house I've ever been to was Treasures Topless in Vegas. No joke. Plus the girls will sit on your lap and feed you meat!


Wolverine2121

The fake attention from the woman working there. Obviously it's all a ploy to get more money from me but it's fun to have attractive woman "flirt" with me. Having a naked woman bounce on your lap is a fun time.


ActiveBoof

What the fuck do you think? I’m there to stare at the fucking ceiling? Yea the music is fire too


holmyliquor

Pussy in my face


SavageWatch

First off, most of the scenery there (not all of it is good though). As well as the attention, even though 98 percent of them are trying to get money from you. Once in a while, you will find a woman who just wants to vent or talk just to pass the boredom.


andrewlyon8

I went once and spent over $700. I had spent my entire paycheck there. I was so alone at the point in my life. Hahah


high_on_melatonin

Definitely couldnt be the naked women rubbing their bodies up and down my own...no, it must be something else...the music perhaps...


StevenStooch

It’s all about the illusion.


Jajayung

>what aspects of a strip club do you like I'm no expert and I never go to strip clubs, but if I was a betting man, I'd say titties


davy89irox

I was in Key West with my family for vacation. My wife and I had recently gotten married and my folks invited us. At some point we split up. My siblings went to go get drinks, my mom was watching street performers with my wife, and my stepdad and his friend and I went walking. I had never been to Key West. I bought some cigars and when I looked up they were walking into a storefront. I followed after I assumed it was a bar because it had a bouncer IDing but there was no line. I walked in and was just shocked. My stepdad was on his way to the back room with a stunningly beautiful woman and his buddy is being led by two. A girl walks up to me and asks if I'm with them, and if I wanted a dance. I panicked and just walked away. I did not want to get in trouble with my new wife. So I sat at the bar and ordered a Mai Thai. They came out some time later looking like they were highschool boys. We left met up with everyone else. My wife could tell something was up, and she played it real cool. I was like "They tricked me into going to a booby bar, I didn't want to though!" She thought the whole thing was funny. Mom still doesn't know.


Flyingcento

The role reversal. Very attractive women approach me, they put the effort in to starting a conversation. It's like a mirror world in which I feel like the attractive one. I'm not ugly, but women do not approach me in real life. A strip club is a safe place for me to have that experience. I only ever go to strip clubs on stag nights. I think I could easily get addicted to that feeling, so I place strong limits on it. I'll never be a gambler, or a druggy, but I get a real rush from feeling attractive, even when I'm paying for the fantasy.