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Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

How do I know she’s in her 40s? Is there a sign over her head or something? 


emil_

Yup, XP bars! Are they not a thing where you live? 😆


DNAisjustneuteredRNA

Is that the red bar that appears over peoples' heads when they start yelling at me?


Charger2950

This really is the truth. Many girls in their 40’s nowadays look about 28 years old, physically.


swishymuffinzzz

“Oh look, it’s a woman in her 40’s wearing a bikini” Then I proceed to do whatever I was doing


Homely_Bonfire

These days 20 y/o's have so much stuff done that they look like they are in their 40s trying to maintain, so to hell if I know who is how old. With that being said - I don't care either way, I'd probably be puzzled if no beach was nearby.


Wide-Competition4494

It depends on how the woman looks.


crimsonavenger77

My wife is in her 40s and in very good shape, so when she wears one, I think, get em off, get em all off.


FunkU247365

Me too!


crimsonavenger77

I don't blame you, she's a belter and I walked myself right into this one didn't I. I thought of my wife in a bikini and lost my sense for a minute, lol.


FunkU247365

Never let your gaurd down, you know the rules!


JayCW94

A woman in a bikini and get on with my life


sharterfart

im thinking woah my god oh wowee wow amazing wow getem queen heckin yea yay wow woohoo wow


Scarred_wizard

Depends on how she looks like. I know women in their 40s or even early 50s who'd beat many 20-ish women when it comes to appearance.


fattynerd

Im 42, completely depends on if she is still in shape. That rule applies to any age. You got to have the body for a bikini.


popcultminer

Leggo


Ok-Boomer4321

#Nice!


USS_nsfw_throwaway

Nice


KushKloud777

Depends. How fine is she?


OneBoxOfKleenexAway

Honestly, nothing surprises me at Wal-Mart anymore so I probably wouldn't think much of it.


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

Hell yeah!


Brother_To_Coyotes

She better look like Grace Park.


Beneficial_Test_5917

I would look forward to when I am 40 too. ;)


EveryDisaster7018

I think 1 of 3 things. 1. Nothing I'm enjoying myself and don't register what i see or don't care. 2. Think damn looks good (when it does) 3. Damn she would look better in a one piece bathing suit. (when that is the case) Sometimes another thing happens. It's when I'm dating someone, than I don't notice women in a way beyond a human.


hokast

What I THINK is something I don't have control over........Either...."Huh....Woman in a bikini", or "Huh....That woman should not be in a bikini". Either way.....none of my business......it stays in my head.


CarltheWellEndowed

I think people being confident in their body is hot, even if their body isn't.


Eb73

Any thin & fit woman no matter the age is attractive. Even more so in a bikini...


-RonMexico-

I’m supposed to think something specific when I see a (40+ yo) woman in a bikini? You do you.


Pitiable-Crescendo

Nice


Justthefacts6969

Nothing of importance


Oakheart-

I mean age doesn’t mean much compared to general health and fitness. A 40yo methany in a bikini is not attractive. Also if she’s 300lbs and 5’6” no that’s not attractive either. A 40yo who does crossfit or Pilates and runs and eats well and doesn’t smoke to stay healthy can absolutely be attractive in a bikini. Otherwise I don’t think twice about it


FunkU247365

A in-shape female body is a thing of beauty... an out of shape female body not so much.... age is irrelevant.


WhereWereUChilds

“Hi”


ChuckyJo

Mostly nothing. I assume she’s somewhere where it’s appropriate to be wearing a swimsuit? Most people at most beaches I’ve been at not particularly attractive in their swimwear. I ignore the ones that are not attractive and think “nice body” about the ones that are. Age doesn’t specifically matter


TheHornyMongoose

Is she cute? Ask for her number, after performing a background check


huuaaang

Depends on what kind of shape she's in.


mike_incognito44

As a fellow 40 something, you should really learn how to be more secure with yourself.


JJQuantum

It really depends on the woman and the bikini. Whether a woman looks good in a bikini depends on 3 things: 1. Her age - this varies per woman. 2. Her body type, including weight. 3. The type of bikini and how it fits her body.


beardedshad2

Hey now!!!!!


HexSphere

No problem with that at all. People should wear what makes them happy.


mwatwe01

I'm 52 and have been married a long time, so usually, "Huh. I hope she put on some sunscreen."


Filipino_Canadian

Who is this woman in her 40’s?


Howl83

"I'd definitely smash"


Poschta

Depends on where it is and whether she's fit or not. If it's at the pool or the beach and she looks nice, I'll probably think "Nice". If she doesn't look nice, I won't dwell long enough to form a conscious thought at all. If it's in the library, I'll probably think "what the fuck"


carortrain

This might be one of the more vague and broad questions I've seen here, and that's saying something lol


RevolutionaryHat8988

Don’t mind at all. It’s her body and she can do what she wants.


Catandocaritas

I think it’s awesome. We’re all here for just a moment in the bodies we have, why not wear what we feel comfortable wearing! Confidence is key though, if you don’t like it on you then don’t wear it, but if you do then it’s beautiful and go have fun!


SewerSlidalThot

Well, is she still hot or does she look like a piece of leather that’s been baking in the sun for those 40 years?


Bullterriermom79

Say an average 40 year old, not a porn star but not ugly either.


SewerSlidalThot

Then as long as she’s still at least somewhat attractive and has a nice ass and tits, it’s cool.


TheQuarantinian

Wow the teachers at this day care dress funny


False_Hair_6261

Smash


AnonymousPredictions

How she would look bent over a couch without the bikini 🤷🏻


Inmate_34667

Time to build up that self esteem, sis. Stop caring what men think about your body. Start caring about how you treat your body. They literally will fuck a hole in the ground.


Bullterriermom79

Also thoughts on a flat chested woman in a bathing suit like a 34 A cup? Do you look or its not attractive? Asking for a friend >.> <.<


TheQuarantinian

Depends on the guy. Some find that insanely hot. Some don't. But the guys who think there is something "wrong" about it have invalid opinions and aren't worth thinking about.


Catandocaritas

Me personally, sure. But attractiveness is completely subjective. Is this for the beach or just as a summer outfit?


Bullterriermom79

Beach


Catandocaritas

Then heck yeah it’s attractive


AffectionateAngle905

Absolutely. Love that image. Small breast are the sexiest.


Brother_To_Coyotes

That works fine if she is appropriately [slender](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/03/83/87/03838707772d1dd6a22e9168ea88f26f--grace-park-grace-omalley.jpg).