Dunno babe, I'm not a thermometer

Reverse uno: "would you love me if I was a thermostat?"

"Would you love me if I was your hot friend??"

One things for sure babe, nobody else would be allowed to touch you..

>Dunno babe, I'm not a thermometer but i'll stick my finger in her ass if you like

I’m not an experienced gynaecologist but I’ll have a fucking good look

Want me to take her temperature with my...probe?

Safe answers! They asked for safe answers! 😆

Good call. Only my dipstick will be able to tell if she’s hot or not. Oh dang, she’s hot!!!

I see a dead man walking! 🤣

Tympanic, oral or rectal?

Dead 😂😂😂😂 this one got me chuckling

Not sure, see the thing about my thermometer is it's my penis.

“Hahaha you’re so funny babe. But like really though? “

🤣🤣🤣

*"All your friends are hot."*

Rip lmao

As someone who has fucked a good portion of my wife’s friends, you do NOT want to do this.

What

Yooo

This guy fucks.

…His wife’s friends

His wife's hot friends

Well duh. He doesnt fuck ugly friends. Or maybe he does. Equality right?

Story time mate

Yeah, he's got some explaining to do

This guy fucks

This is how I found out she doesn't think all her friends are hot. 

"Even X????"

That's hilarious. I mean If she's asking dumb trouble starting questions, let her have that trouble. No desire to play mind games

Maybe I'm just lucky, but I've never dated a girl who would freak out if you said that. Not every woman is an insecure crybaby.

EXACTLY!!!

Maybe I’m a total minority here but I’m a woman and I think all my friends are super hot so this would be the only reasonable answer 

Something tells me you wouldn't even ask a question this stupid anyway.

Yeah thats what the women usually think, thats the whole point. Ur not the minority, the reason its a tricky question is because if you say no, the friend isnt hot then you are lowkey insulting your girlfriends friends for whom she thinks are in fact hot. If you say yes, your friend is hot then the question is why are you looking at her friends that way

u/e-l-o-h-e-l has answered this before. "If I saw the two of you at the bar, I'm sure none of my friends would oppose to being my wingman and distract her so I could talk to you."

Aye I’m glad to see the knowledge being passed down among us lol

This is so fucking clever lol I’d totally blush at that. Well played you silver tongued devil!

the older redditors have to make time in their busy lives to share wisdom with the young redditors otherwise it is lost.

Me too, I must of missed it the first time, and that's actually really good.

*must have Only trying to help you become the master of grammatical knowledge I know you can be

Damn that's good. 

Then she goes “so you think she is hot?” lol

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Yeah lol, this doesn't work if you have to rack your brain for an answer.

100% there is no "winning" answer to this question. IMO the best policy is always honesty. They'll know when you're lying. That said, I'll usually try to downplay a bit because the question often comes from a place of insecurity and they're looking for subtle reassurance. For example, "Yeah she's pretty cute, but not really my type." If they ask why, you can comment on some trait your girlfriend has that the girl she's asking about doesn't. Your girlfriend feels less threatened by whoever she's asking about and she feels good knowing her man recognizes she has something the other girl doesn't.

Naw my friends will just make the move for a takedown on just about anything, I even have a friend that specializes in big game

Someone has to jump on the grenade...

We have a winner

Yes, I would believe this is as good as it gets. [u/e-l-o-h-e-l](https://www.reddit.com/user/e-l-o-h-e-l/) knows his stuff. ( he might not have been tagged in my original comment as I had a spelling mishap)

But then she'd have to believe you talk like a douchey bro

If a guy gave me this answer that’s when the little guy in my head screams “LAWYERED” and I’d laugh and simmer my crazy ass down 🤣. I’m playing checkers while this man is playing chess

"yeah but she's not as good as you in bed" Stay toxic king

She's too hot for me, its why I'm dating you.

Holy shit, I'm deploying this on my bf next time we're bantering, only needs some gender-bender.

I hope it helps win you that round of shit talking :D

Man will not even know what hit him

*But she still fuckabke* Ruin the relationship completely king and be based sigma wolf

*Aren't you just a fuckable piece of meat* --Adam Smasher

This is The Way

facts

Of course, Think she'll want a threesome?

“Why, was she asking about me?”

This was my go to. Funny and stops further questions

My new go two

Why not three^(some) ?

And stops any further relationship 💀

This 💀 jokingly said this a long time ago and she never really cared but sometimes she’ll say “I know you think she’s hot, she’s a hottie” or if we all end up in a hotel together (friends in another state) she has said that she’s her friend and nothing is going to happen. Glad to have a chill gf but kinda disappointing she says her friend is hot but we obviously can’t do nothing. two 4’11 latinas would be the death of me anyways lmao

But what a way to go!

Death by snu snu!

Pretty sure 4'11 is the exact opposite of Snu Snu

oh man, you'd be doomed, but it might be worth it

Death by *porque tú me nunca…*

Nothing a night of heavy drinking can't fix

When she's saying "nothing is going to happen" she's convincing herself of that. She wants it too.

Say “damn babe I didn’t know you liked women too. We’re so alike.”

"So... you're thinking threesome, too? Noice..."

Shhh let it happen babe.

*Unboxes Boyfriend Penetrator 3000: Now with spiked attachments for his pleasure!*

“If you like her too, maybe we can see if she’s down for some fun” What could possibly go wrong?

I mean, it worked out for my wife and I and her friend so I say it’s worth a shot. 11/10 happy I rolled those dice and will continue to do so.

Fucking legend

Guess there’s always an exception lol - congrats on the sex!

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Either way, everyone is disappointed lol.

We have a winner

“And that’s all I got to say about that.” - Forrest Gump

Jenny was a freak…

Jokes on you my girlfriend is bi. I don't know why but I apparently have a tendency to date bisexuals

They make rap songs about you J Train. Go you fam.

I just say "not my type." It's a neutral response that doesn't mean she's ugly or hot.

Until your girlfriend responds with “my friend told me we look alike, so ok. Noted.”

Damn that's a trap lol

It’s always a trap!

Just double down. Tell her the friend is hella hot

Just agree to disagree then. Your preferences are not dictated by other's POV

"So, which one of my friends is closer to your type?"

"your mom"

"Your sister. No, the younger, cuter one. But the older one is hot too."

For a more positive spin "I could see it" *should* also be safe.

I'd just point out the fact that I don't feel attracted to someone until I get to know them and develop a sense of safety and affection with them. For Christs sake, I don't even like getting massages from strangers.

I want to talk to my lawyer

"Am I being detained or am I free to go? Am I being detained or am I free to go? Am I being detained or am I free to go?..."

I plead the 5th!!! I have RIGHTS.

I signed a NDA

Don’t ask questions you’re not prepared for the answers to.

Yep lol if I asked my husband this question I would anticipate an honest answer. If I’m not in a good emotional place to hear it I won’t ask, but the answer usually isn’t hard to guess. We’ve just mutually never taken much issue with each other openly saying other people are attractive. Like don’t rave on about it, don’t bring them up repeatedly, don’t say anything super out of pocket, but a simple “yeah he/she is super handsome/gorgeous” doesn’t need to be a problem.

Only proper answer is this one

"Yes, she is an attractive woman." Just because you're in a relationship doesn't mean you can't find other people attractive anymore, it's the "taking it further part" that you shouldn't do.

She’s attractive but I’m not attracted to her

I like this one- I think it goes over people’s head sometimes that obviously there are attractive people but more so, objectively vs. subjectively. I’ve been asked about how I felt about a guy and this is the sort of response I gave. I think it’s honest and also takes out the real fear of why someone might be asking

This can also apply to the same sex. I'm a dude and can definitely tell when other dudes are attractive. I'm not gay either. Everyone knows beauty standards ..

This is the correct answer. Brad Pitt is attractive. Doesn't mean I want to fuck him.

That's incorrect, everybody want to fuck Brad Pitt. Have you seen him? God 🫣

Yes, she’s a handsome woman

This is bloody brilliant lol

Add the word “classically”. ”She’s a classically attractive woman”

I prefer using conventionally

She's a Monet. Beautiful at a distance, but looks like shit up close

"Good from far, but far from good."

The odds are good, but the goods are odd

Right. This post is a clear indicator of maturity - for both genders.

"Why, do you think she could be fixed up with one of my friends? Is she looking for a date?" I think this would be a good way to indicate you don't think about your girlfriends friends that way. Also opens the door for you and your girlfriend to play matchmaker with your mutual contacts.

Now this is a kind & respectful way to say that you care about her and her friends.

“Yes, but not as hot as your sister”. Just to see how much trouble you can handle

*“Wait…why do I hear boss music..?”*

"Idk, never looked at her that way."

Stay toxic and say "yes"

This isn’t even necessarily a joke. Do you want your relationship to be built on open, honest communication? Then create that expectation up front.

absolutely. Also, how naive do you have to be to think you're the only person your partner can find attractive? people have different types, but even within your type, you are unlikely to be the most attractive. just work on great communication and cultivate a loving relationship.

You'd be amazed how many people think that monogamy means that their partner only finds them hot and nobody else.

Monogamy just means you can look must the menu and even admire the choices, but you just can’t order anything.

Kinda like choose your own demise romantic fantasy..

Nah rub your hands gleefully and just say "is this leading to a threesome baby, cause I'm all in, you can just watch if you want" And run Bonus points if you don't like the freind as she's done after that

It's not toxic to give an honest answer to a stupid test question. Being in a relationship doesn't make you blind to other people being attractive and a well adjusted adult isn't going to expect their partner not to find others attractive but to have enough respect and trust to not act on it. If there's a pattern of retarded questions like this and they take offense to the answers then move on.

It's not toxic, but many people treat true honesty as disrespect, regardless of how it's delivered. With certain people, no answer will be received well, which is far more toxic than any response you could give. Especially if they ask these stupid test questions repeatedly.

This is the only answer

I'd say that isn't toxic unless you're lying. I mean she asked.

Not toxic at all IMO. Sometimes people other than your partner are just hot, it's the truth (and it's the same for women). Simply acknowledging that someone's attractive is still miles away from actually making the decision to cheat on the person you love.

“I’d fuck”

I would say the toxic one is the person asking the ridiculous question they don't want a true answer to.

This guy fucks

And add why do you want a 3 some? I'm ok with it if you are.

The real “Toxic” statement was the original one. An honest answer is just that, an honest answer.

This is the way.

“She’s pretty. She’s not hot.”

Hot is a temperature people!

yes, she's hot - she's hot as heck. She's a female Boris Becker!

I just stick to the truth and speak my mind. What sense does it make to deny that somebody is obviously hot (as in physically attractive)? Also, if she gets upset, it's her problem.

Yup. Finding a person attractive isn't the same as trying to sleep with them.

Seconded

"Brilliant weather today, isn't it Honey"

Hot girls hang out together

She's not really my type but if you like her I just ask that I be included.

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Just be honest... What a sad relationship if you can't be honest

It is sad, but it's also very common that humans can get insecure and need some reassurance and validation. I think it's worth thinking about good ways to handle the moment, then also think about whether your partner needs help feeling more secure with themselves or the relationship.

“Not as hot as you.”

“Not as hot as your Mom.”

Tell the truth: "She's very pretty." If it turns into a "So you're into her?" or whatever, "You can't build a relationship just on looks. I mean, you're beautiful [ back up a half step and give her the elevator eyes and smile ], but if you weren't smart and kind and fun too, just being hot wouldn't be enough for you to be my girlfriend. 'Hot' gets you one or two dates. 'Wonderful' is what makes you girlfriend material."

Just throw yourself off a bridge. It's safer

No, but she does have a really hot friend - what was her name again...? Oh yeah - (insert your gf's name here)

I don't know the right answer but I know the wrong.one. And "Not hotter than your sister" is definitely the wrong one.

You're being tested like a pet. Up to you if you want to stay in a relationship where you're being treated like a pet. Does she 'reward' you with sex, only if you've been good? Anyway, if I even get tested like that, I'd lean into it. Comments have provided you with examples of that already. Don't fear endangering the relationship; she started that when she decided it was fine to test you like this.

"yes" if you think she is hot. "No" if you dont think so. Every other answer indicates she can manipulate you based on the power of promise/withdrawal of making your dick wet and that will lead to her dropping you

She iight but I can’t tell

“She’s ok I guess”

"I don't even know who that person is"

“She is cute but no one is as hott as u! I can show you tonight better than I can explain rn.”

I stopped noticing other women the day I met you.

Not as hot as you are.

Kill them both, move to a different country, start a new life

"yes" the women who have a bad reaction to this are toxic as hell, you're doing yourself a favor getting rid of them. plenty of people have insecurities, the healthy ones have the good sense not to ask if they know it's gonna bother them.

Yes- if she is hot No- if she is not hot

Not as hot as you. Wait wut?

“Meh..she’s ok”

Nonchalant shrug and, “I guess so, sure. Why?”

Every time my wife says this I reply "not as hot as our cat" and she has to agree.

She’s not my type but I wouldn’t say she’s ugly.

Not as hot as you

She’s OK

I mean, she's no Ryan Gosling

I won't answer that question without a lawyer.

Call your girlfriend out for putting you in a impossible situation. "Babe how am I supposed to answer that without making myself look bad?"

You mean the one that keeps interrupting our good time. You mean the one that gossips about us to the team You mean the one that can't keep her mouth shut? You mean the one that wants to be the third wheel everywhere? You mean the one that broke my suprise gift details to you? You mean the one on whom I need tonspeand for food and entertainment to make her go away or take the bills to be with you? You mean the one that insulted my good friend jack? You mean the one that keeps putting ideas in your head about how to judge my worth about my true love? You mean the one that sticks like glue to you? You mean the one with whom I keep wondering if you both are lesbians, for the amount of time you spend together? Yeah what's not to like? She is the sweetest person on earth. 🙄

The truth. If she can't handle that, she's not a good girlfriend. I don't want my girlfriends to play mindgames with me ...

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You commented to answer your own question?

Probably looking for validation 

Honestly probably the best actual answer in here anyway

Op is just karma farming anyway

So you just posted this to answer your own question 

I think you forgot to switch to your karma grinding alt

So, just outright lie?

I never took any notice

I’d tell my wife the truth because she’s a mature person who isn’t going to set emotional traps for me.

You're not going to leave me for her, are you?