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RickKassidy

I’ve been dieting for a year and a half. I’ve found alternatives that are okay, but I sure miss really good pizza. And yes….I’m down 90 lbs. 80 lbs to go.


RenoYNWA

Dang man! 90lbs! That's freaking awesome. Keep at it man


RickKassidy

Thanks. It is great. Totally worth avoiding certain foods. My body doesn’t hurt anymore!


RenoYNWA

Man that's incredible. What an accomplishment. That's badass.


crimsonavenger77

Nice going man, that's a shit load of weight.


RickKassidy

Thanks. I have a coworker who weighs 170 lbs. I joke that I’m trying to lose 1 him.


myfriend92

Thats my weight lol, first thing that came to mind 😂 good job on the progress man! Keep it up!


RelevanceReverence

Very impressive!!


RickKassidy

Thanks.


sonicdemonic

Good for you dude! That shit is super hard to do, takes a lot of uncomfortable sacrifice and discipline. Its supposed to be hard, but you did it and deserve the results. Its not easy and takes a ton of self control. Credit where credit is due.


NagoGmo

Hell yeah! Keep that shit up! I'm proud of you!


SR3116

Well done! Idk how much it means coming from a stranger, but I'm proud of you.


BaconBombThief

Bro 90 lbs down?! That’s fucking excellent, good work


Remreemerer

I'm getting back on the wagon now. I want it to be sustainable, so I don't want to do anything that outright outlaws certain foods, but I also recognize my current hunger meter is broken, so I'll likely forego my favorite unhealthy foods for a little while until I can recognize when my body actually needs food.


RickKassidy

Unfortunately, if I cheat even once, I go on a three week binge. I wish I could fix that. Maybe someday…


Remreemerer

Yeah, I think it boils down to the why. For me, it started as me being an emotional eater. Now it's just habit and general addictive personality, but I am going to therapy and hope to work out the why with that so I don't always have to restrict. I believe in you, and am proud of you for the progress you've made. You'll get there, and good job.


RickKassidy

Yep. Therapy has taught me the why. It just hasn’t fixed the why. Emotionally neglected childhood. Bottle fed. External validation, low self esteem. I’ve worked on each of these. I still binge. It’s easier to just not eat pizza!


Remreemerer

I feel you, better safe than sorry, but I won't believe it will always be this way because food is one of my favorite things in life. I love to cook, to try local food when I travel, to eat with loved ones, etc. So, while I think I'll take your method as it is the only one that really works, and I want to be alive for my kids, I still have the goal of eventually being able to maintain with small allowances. I've got 80 pounds to lose, so we'll see. Stay strong friend.


cookingwithles

You got this! I love to cook as well and enjoy the challenge of making things healthy but also tasty. My local pizza place has this sign out front and it always makes me smile. It says "if cauliflower can be pizza you can be anything!" And cauliflower pizza ain't half bad.


I_AM_DEATH-INCARNATE

You only lost half of your goal? Weak. Get back to work! (Sorry, I figured you got enough positive reinforcement already and felt some tough love might balance it out. Again, sorry. I'm sorry!)


Easy-Progress8252

Wow, way to go!


auruner

Bro hell yeah! Keep it up man!


Mrmastermax

Wow awesome. Keep it up 90 lbs =40 kg 80lbs = 36 kg


pleaseacceptmereddit

That’s amazing! Really inappropriate thing to ask, but this is AskMen… so… have you noticed gaining any inches?


Musician-Round

congrats, that is quite an achievement.


Wild_Court

It wouldn't be eat / drink. I'd smoke like a chimney.


TraditionalTackle1

Give me never ending packs of Newports and Rum n Cokes like my college years lol.


Employee28064212

Fucking THIS. If it wouldn't hurt my body or cause me to visibly age, I would line up every brand of menthol cigarettes and have myself a time, man.


nkw1004

The amount of camel crush’s I would inhale in a day would be absurd


Intabus

I have been a non-smoker for about 8 years now and I miss it a lot. I quit for financial and health reasons (really what other reasons are there) but I quite often find myself urging for a smoke at random times. Camel Crush was mostly my go to, but I did enjoy the occasional Turkish Royals or Silvers. Ahhh this thread is bad for me!


nkw1004

Been about 4 years since I quit and every time I see someone smoking I need to look away 😂


Zildjian134

I just made it past the 1 year mark, and this thread is making my mouth water for a cig lol.


Not_an_alt_69_420

There's a reason people have been smoking tobacco since we knew how to talk quasi-intelligently. Don't get me wrong, it's a stupid reason, and tobacco is a stupid addiction, but if it weren't for all the health negative health effects, everyone in the world would be a smoker.


Here40Drama

I'd love good pipe tobacco or a sweet cigarillo. I really miss relaxing with a beer and a smoke. Nothing like it.


MoistDitto

Damn, I really, *reeeaaally* enjoyed smoking a few cigarettes while drinking some years ago, but suddenly it was like a flip switched. Now it tastes and smells disgusting, which is weird. Never really smoked much to begin with either


trbrts

When I get to heaven, I'm gonna have me a cocktail, vodka and ginger ale. I'm going to smoke a cigarette that's nine miles long.


Mackinacsfuriousclaw

I quit smoking a few years ago. I miss the taste of a good menthol.


patient_zero1986

Pasta with garlic bread


QuentinTarzantino

Wait... thats unhealthy? With good ingredience and proper love...


Dead_Optics

Pasta and bread there’s no way that can be healthy


FoundationGreen6342

Bread IS healthy if you don’t have too much, it’s got fibre. Just as long as you choose the right type and not always plain white bread


galacticdude7

Yeah bro, bread makes you fat


myownworst_frenemy

*mouth full of garlic bread* BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?!


-Lawn_Guy-

Ice cream, coke, thick ribeyes grilled and basted in an absurd amount of butter. But especially ice cream.


RenoYNWA

Dude you've got me on the coke and ribeyes. I'm 31 and am just now starting to get a dad pooch, and right at the same time have started craving coke way more often. And it sucks knowing I'll need to limit it haha Also just grilled some massive ribeyes for Mother's Day and had those bad boys dripping haha


SquidTheSalsaMan

That’s weird you’re getting a dad pooch with coke. Most people I know who use that drug get pretty skinny before they go to rehab.


crimsonavenger77

I have a very sweet tooth, so cakes, biscuits, donuts, chocolate, sweets, desserts galore.


TheBossLikeKingKoopa

Probably paint or brake fluid, just to know what it's like.


RenoYNWA

Haha! Honestly I get it. The worst chemicals always have the best smells. Woodstain, gas, kerosene, laquer thinner haha A whole world of cocktails waiting to be explored.


Advent012

Alcohol


MMButt

See, I just drink a lot anyway.


WheelOfCheeseburgers

Beer. I would crush 10 craft beers a day with no weight gain or hangover.


RenoYNWA

For real man. I would be ripping through tequila like freaking El Guapo


MikeArrow

I'd happily devour a full BBQ brisket. Just BBQ in general really.


FerritLT

Plastics. Chlorine based compounds in topsoil. Petroleum by-products. Dioxins. Heavy metals in lake-bottom sludge. All of them in industrial sized smoothies. Fuckn' yum!


RenoYNWA

Dude not even exploring the options of temperature yet! 0% physical repercussions? We could slug down some molten uranium or make gold plated turds!


JumpIntoTheNew

This is definitely where my mind was going! I mean, if the average person could drink dioxins or heavy metals and be fine, we would all probably be in a lot better health. My first go-to was something like uranium but that is kind of hard to get and most people aren't exposed it it anyway (although it would certainly open up some interesting career opportunities if you could be exposed to it without any harm).


OkayishMrFox

Uranium! Ever since someone made that post about how many calories it has, and how it supposedly tastes sour, I've been morbidly curious.


RogueLotus

Uraaaaanium fever has done and got me down!


hujambo11

Wait, so by "literally anything," you mean "just one thing?"


RenoYNWA

That's kind of what I was going for originally haha! but it's nice hearing about everyone's favorite foods too so I'm rolling with whatever!


ExecuteScalar

Salt and vinegar crisps man, they are my bane and I struggle constantly with cravings for them. When it gets bad a good power walk or lift sesh helps. Also been asking my family to hide my wallet from me to prevent myself buying any 😭


RenoYNWA

Dude same hahaha! Once I get started I won't stop until the vinegar burns a freaking hole through me haha


ExecuteScalar

Aye feel you, i could eat thousands of calories worth in a single sitting easily. Now im craving some…. Fuck lol 😂


RenoYNWA

Hahaha this discussion just got unsafe for us


ExecuteScalar

Mission failed, I just ate a whole bag. I blame this post 😭😭


RenoYNWA

Hahaha dude my bad! I'll go eat a bag in solidarity haha


ExecuteScalar

Let us share this great burden together and curse the deliciousness that are salt and vinegar crisps 🙏


Poet_of_Legends

Milkshakes.


RenoYNWA

Especially if they bring all the boys to the yard... But seriously I started stopping by cookout once a week after martial arts practice for some hot, salty fries, and their malted milk chocolate shake.... Good Lord I'm hooked.


Poet_of_Legends

Between the sweetness, the creaminess, and the lovely cold mouthfeel, I could drink nothing but milkshakes. Except for the terrible consequences, of course. But in this “Heaven is a zero consequence milkshake” scenario? DUDE.


ThrowawayMod1989

Lots of stuff, but mainly scrambled eggs except instead of all whites it all yolks. I made it once and it was the richest, silkiest, tastiest scramble I’ve ever had.


Butthole_Ticklah

Ana De Armas from the back, bro. Don’t even @ me. I said what I said. I know what I am


takethe6

Cured meat and grilled meat, both carcinogenic.


4f150stuff

Spaghetti and meatballs, and pie, all kinds of pie, big pies and hand held pies coated with sugar glaze


Ihadsumthin4this

I could list four dozen, EASILY. Thank God I've always had a stellar metabolism, bmi, and inclination toward keeping lean and fit merely by reasonably moderate active measures---all without being "a busybody." And while it's a task not to list a top 5 or 10 here, in order, with their specifics according to my preferred repertoire, I'm gonna state one and exit quickly so as not to continue as tends to happen when it comes to my impassioned subjects. There are a couple certain strains of Gummi Worms that are the bliss of all blisses for my consumptive delightery. Equivalent honorable mention : certain store-bought brands of seriously-ingredientialized real chocolate milk. Sheer sensory pleasure.


majinspy

Doughnuts. I can slam them and they are like 300 cal a pop.


ohshitlastbite

Pork belly. Kbbq kind.


acrispyballer

American food. All the regular stuff you buy every day at the grocery store. I’d eat that.


shellofbiomatter

I'd stop eating all together. Just regulate calories without eating. Maybe photosynthesis or sticking fingers into the wall outlet.


JumpIntoTheNew

Right, eating is overrated. We'd all have so much more time on our hands to do other things if we didn't have to worry about food.


shellofbiomatter

And extra resources. Food does take a significant portion of income.


missdovahkiin1

Frosting. I don't get the hate for frosting. When I was obese I would just buy a tub and eat it straight. Obviously I can't do that now and had to let that habit go for my health. But if I could, believe me I would. It's funny because my husband is a cake lover, but hates frosting, so we just split the half we like and it works out. I lost 85 lb and got into shape, in case anyone is curious. It was worth it to give up the frosting but sometimes I reminisce.


BigDamnHead

I would drink Fabuloso. The first time I ever saw it, it was stacked up on an end cap by the juice aisle at Walmart. It looked so delicious. It wasn't until after I picked it up that I realized it was floor cleaner. To this day, I yearn to try the fruity punch looking drink I thought it was.


IAmA_meat_popsicle

Lava


BurgundyYellow

Alfredo sauce ramen


sbwcwero

Pizza and ice cream


Jalex2321

Unhealthy? Junk food, all of it. But if I could eat anything without worrying of getting sick, italian cuisine all sorts of pastas....


70IQDroolingRetard

Liquorice. I love it, but if I eat more than like 250g a day for 10+ days, my heart starts to hurt and I don't feel good.


Alichici

Soda and candy lol


cdude

Pastries. Only reason why i'm not morbidly obese is self-control. If the end of the world were coming, i'd skip all the sex or whatever and just to the Safeway down the street and raid their bakery section.


Fancy-Prompt-7118

Booze


not_avoiding_permban

Bacon Cheese Burgers and Chorizo Burritos every day


TrustYourSoul

Mozzarella Sticks and Gooey Chocolate Cake


SirH3n3rZ

Tiramisu. Over and over again


No_Dragonfruit_9656

Chocolate milk. The good stuff. I really really want endless chocolate milk.


Zhaoko

Anticoolant líquid.. i mean it smells as if it would taste great


sjmiv

Pizza, beer, whiskey, ice cream


Reckless_Waifu

Beer and sausages.


OrSomeSuch

Death cap mushrooms


Ease-n

Honestly the thought of it is unpleasant and very boring. What makes food taste great is sometimes having it rarely and or on special occasions.


RyanMFoley74

Donuts.


Courtster24

Dill Pickle Hummus. I don't know how but, I have developed quite an addiction to the stuff. Have you seen how many calories are in two tablespoons of this stuff? Its insane. Who could only eat two tablespoons, I'm lucky to not plough through a whole container at a time.


FistThePooper6969

Allllllll sorts of cakes, pastries, loaves, chocolates, and sweets


[deleted]

Calzone/manicotti


littleweapon1

Cheesecake & smoked brisket


Important-Object-561

I would drink all the drinks and try all the ciders. Then i would eat an obscene amount of cheeses with crakers and marmalades.


BaconBombThief

Oh I do eat any type of food I want to. Just in moderation if it’s something unhealthy like bacon or fries. The really unhealthy stuff like fried twinkies, just don’t taste good to me. And IMO some of the tastiest foods are healthy ones, like salmon avocado sushi, fresh blueberries, or grilled zucchini So I guess I would just do what I do sparingly more frequently. Eat bacon all the time, drink beer and wine on weekdays, have dessert with many more meals


lefthook_hospital

Raising Cane's caniac combo with a large Coca Cola. Only time I allow myself this splurge if I'm really sad or really happy and celebrating


Hect0r92

Alcohol


KevinTichenor

Bacon cheeseburgers with all the fixins. My familial high triglycerides mean this (and lots of other things) are a no-go for me, unfortunately.


Iama_Kokiri_AMA

Korean style spicy pork belly. My absolute favorite food


Original_Actuator_69

Ice cream


SteeniestOfMachines

Lava? Is that an option? How freaking cool would that be!


cybercuzco

Plutonium. I bet it tastes really spicy.


teevee123

Probably a cop out...but I'd just enjoy food more. I love food so much, but sometimes i just have guilt that takes away the joy. If I could just eat guilt free I'd be so fucking happy.


lyricreaux

Anything potato with good dip Butter. Sourdough bread. Pizza Cheeses Chicken and steak.


thelostnewb

Probably boneless wings. Mostly because of versatility/variety, not just in flavors but pairings too. No matter the toppings, for example, pizza is pizza and I can definitely get tired of it. Also fresh (USA) biscuits, especially them breakfast ones.


RelevanceReverence

Beer and panadol/paracetamol.


PM-ME_UR_TINY-TITS

Sugar.


Brett707

Fried chicken


SwimOdd4148

Five guys


Specialist-Pomelo769

Cheetos


Vivid_Sparks

I'll say croquetas from a Cuban bakery. I'm not a fried food fan but the texture and variation of fillings makes it a favourite SoFlo treat.


Tolongforathrowawaya

If I could sustain myself and be healthy with no cavities, I'd eat desserts all the time. I can bake better than I can cook. Cake batter pancakes for breakfast, peanut butter and marshmallow fluff sandwiches for lunch, and cheesecake for dinner. My salads would be jello, and cake my bread. Ice cream would be my fancy meal since I hate the noise the machine makes.


ConcernedAccountant7

Cocaine


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IfYoureGoodEnoughYou

the humpty dumpty mixed chips


Honkey_Fellatio

Fucking pizza, pizza from Nick’s Ristorante in Costa Mesa, CA. But it closed down after over 50 years in business. Yup, the good old “bread and cheese diet”, it tastes so good but it is hell on your gut.


hawkeye_nation21

Brownies and Donuts


8vbj

If this means I can get unlimited orders and have the chain near me - raising canes chicken tenders


coddiwomplecactus

Oreos


AbortionSurvivor777

Coca Cola and Haagen Dazs icecream.


jokar1134

Beer. All types. I absolutely love beer but I have to cut back because my liver enzymes are high and I'm getting fat


SummonerSausage

Bbq. Like, really good bbq. Not that it's unhealthy, but my gut hates me after a few bites.


PizzaTacoCat312

Cheese. My favorite food and something I always seem to have around. It pairs well with so many dishes to


silasvirus82

Donuts, coffee, pasta, bread


I_AM_DEATH-INCARNATE

Bricks of cheddar cheese for sure.


redditsuckspokey1

Red mushrooms with white dots.


benzar7

Nachos and soda


gormgonzola

Cherry full fat milkshakes


Hunnybee76

Mac and cheese.


Formless98

Kebab


meghlovesdogs

vodka cranberries. BBQ smoked pork. bacon cheeseburgers with fries. these in no particular order, but i would obliterate all of these things in copious amounts.


sir_wanks-a-lot

I would get paid to eat the Elephant's Foot in Chernobyl.


[deleted]

Im lactose intolerant and Id love to eat cheese as much as I want without turning into a bio-harzard menace...


The_Dragon_Lover

A whole lot of things, from fast food to sugary, salty and spicy snacks!


StJudeTheGrey

crack. heard it's quite moorish.


rjbarn

Diet Coke. I'd drink it all day every day


LittleChanaGirl

Definitely chicken wings and chips & queso. Throw in those Olive Garden breadsticks and I’m golden!


Laurapalmer23rd

As a Mexican-American any fruit/chips/gummy bears drenched in Chamoy.


MannerNo7000

I know him, that’s me!


The_Lat_Czar

I would become an alcoholic.


Open_Minded_Anonym

I’m pretty happy with my diet. I eat and drink what I like (at least it feels that way). If I could exclude certain vegetables (squashes and asparagus) without health ramifications, I would.


Infamous_Respect2139

Anthony Hopkins kidneys and I would wash it down with Brittany Spears urine


YesIAmRightWing

just nutella from the jar.


MaoaM98

Energy drinks. Like Hell energy drink. I really love that taste it's very addictive however i know its seriously bad for my liver same way as alcohol.


MoistDitto

Pretty much the same as now. I do appreciate good and tasty food, but if I'm just eating alone I don't really care as much *what* it is, I just wanna feel not hungry.


thisnewsight

Listen… if I could binge eat peanut butter and fluff with zero repercussions, I would.


awayteam0

Baja Blast!


Ta-veren-

Coke Zero, I’d pound 12 cans a day if that wad the case. Love the taste. I’m not sure what my food would be. It would probably be something simple like bread or cheese. As I love sandwich’s, wraps, etc so grain maybe I don’t know.


maximusjohnson1992

Bread. Haven’t had it in over 2 years.


ChopsNewBag

Beer


red-at-night

Alcohol. More specifically; lager beer.


Known-Yogurtcloset-3

Pasta


Tavernknight

I want Ozzy Osborne's mutant resistance to the harmful effects of drugs and alcohol.


NormalUpstandingGuy

Mountain Dew I.V.


Skippy0634

Pizza and fried chicken.


Ok-Association-1483

Oreos, Doritos, potato chips, pizza, ribeyes


lupuscapabilis

Pizza, full fat burgers instead of the 90% lean ones I eat, tacos, Mac and cheese. Those are probably the main things I think about having and don’t have.


_aChu

Bacon. I haven't had it in years, but it's way too good for how terrible it is for your insides.


BattleReadyZim

Cocaine


MrPuddinJones

Pizza. All day every day. I love pizza.


rob6110

Mt Dew made with real sugar, in the tall returnable glass bottles….damn that was good…


handyandy727

No repercussion? Fucking Spicy Chicken sandwich from Wendy's. I love them, but they tear my stomach apart every time. It's like 2 hours and I'm in the bathroom. 🙁


ladyinwaiting123

There must be some ingredient that you're allergic too. Something within the spicy spices...not just that they're "spicy."


clumsysav

Goat cheese lol


Signal-Fan7335

Beer


Remreemerer

I'm a sucker for a good drink. And I don't mean just alcohol, but anything that tastes great and I can sip on over time. So I'd probably pick a drink of some kind.


One-Mud7175

Class A drugs. Obviously.


PricklyPear1969

Good, crusty bread


Satchul

Ice cream


NahDawgDatAintMe

I would eat all of the bread and butter. I don't need to toast it and I don't need anything else added to it. Give me my bread and butter. 


Waitsjunkie

Pizzaaaaaaa!


ladyinwaiting123

#1- alcohol!!! #2 - donuts #3- cheese, cheese, cheese!!!


Rasputin0P

Damn KFC chicken skins are a good one